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Mom found my shit bucket

>> No.22777918

>>22777900
Did she drop a big deuce in it too?

>> No.22777930

>>22777900
Yours what?

>> No.22777937
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>>22777900
>mom found my cum blanket

>> No.22777938

>>22777900
You should empty it more often

>> No.22777949

Imagine the smell

>> No.22777955

>>22777900
>he doesn't just shit his pants and make his mom wash them once a week
Ngmi

>> No.22777961

>>22777900
Did she clean it while you ate your tendies?

>> No.22777964

>>22777900
Would that be your crypto wallet?

>> No.22777994

>>22777955
You’d wind up getting skin breakdown and infection, probably sepsis and die, anon. Better to get a colostomy if you’re that lazy.

>> No.22777998

>>22777930
My shit bucket. She found it while she was cleaning my room. I wasn't home because I had a doctor's appointment.
>>22777938
It was half full.

>> No.22778046

>>22777900
>He doesn’t just shit under his mattress and let it dry up
Ngmi

>> No.22778054

>>22777900
i hope it don't have no SUTER

>> No.22778082
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22778082

>mom found my piss doll

>> No.22778143

>>22777994
38 years using this lifehack and no health issues. It dries pretty quick and you get used to the smell. Sometimes gets a little itchy is all

>> No.22778209
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>>22777900
My mom found my cum blanket :(

>> No.22778233

i remember when my mom found the plastic cup i'd been keeping all my skin peels/scabs in. that was almost as bad as when my dad found the 40ish water bottles full of piss, in some cases year old piss, behind my dresser. rip.

>> No.22778368

>>22777937
When i was a young lad my step mom asked me why i kept blowing my nose in my socks. kek

>> No.22778387

Where can I buy this revolutionary technology?

>t. Indian

>> No.22778618

>>22778233
no better than a pajeet you dirty creature

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>>22777900
Grandma found my piss jug once, luckily she thought it was just juice that had spoiled. She's not the brightest but god bless her soul.

>> No.22778677

Did anyone else have to explain to their parents that you aren’t cool and people don’t like being around you. It’s a tough talk

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>>22777900
>mum found my smegma sculpture

>> No.22778693

>>22778143
cant tell if larp or not but if not please kys

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>>22777900
Dad found the piss jugs

>> No.22778729
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22778729

>mom found the piss drawer
It wasn’t supposed to end like this

>> No.22778750

>>22777900
did she find your stack of stinky spastik linky?

>> No.22778753

>>22778677
Reddit is that way, cum eater

>> No.22778793

best thread today

>> No.22778836

One time I tried to empty a piss bottle by pouring out my window and down the wall of my house. It went everywhere. Splashed onto the window sills and into the living room below. All in front of the door etc. Not sure why I thought this was a good idea. Anyway my parents never quite looked at me in the same way after that.

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>>22778681
Top
KEK
E
K

>> No.22778875

>>22778836
How based are you?

>> No.22778927

>>22777964
kek

>> No.22778929

>>22778875
I have previously masturbated in a public library.

>> No.22778950

>>22778836
uh hello based departement

>> No.22778959

>>22778929
I once masturbated in 6th grade English class when we were watching a movie. It was dark so I just rubbed my pen0r against my leg slowly and this was before I was blowing loads so nobody ever found out

>> No.22779001

>>22778929
I often jacked off in class and got a thrill of doing it next to girls. The whole school knew about it and no grills ever succed me off. feelsbadman

>> No.22779009

>>22778681
kek

>> No.22779023
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>>22778836

>> No.22779066

>>22778836
Based. I do this all the time but I've never been caught. I usually do it during the night.

>> No.22779109

Do you retards seriously not use the bathrooms in your own homes?

>> No.22779146

>>22779109
how are we supposed to buy the next shitcoin if we are taking a shit? I personally just sit on top of my toilet bucket naked so I don't even have to move

>> No.22779336

>>22779109
I have an outhouse. I love of the grid

>> No.22779398

>>22779109
I can sell my piss jugs to you.

>> No.22779439
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wait these are the people that i take financial advice from?

>> No.22779609 [DELETED] 

>>22779439
You either get financial advice from tranny lefty niggers or from nazi incels pissbomb makers if you lurk here.

>> No.22779627

>>22779439
Y E S
E
S

>> No.22779652

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw&pp=QAA%3D

YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
NOT YET

>> No.22779665

>>22779439
>tranny leftist cults
>nazi pissbomb makers
Choose