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22776919 No.22776919[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>tell me about yourself
>what are your strengths
>what are your weaknesses
>why should we hire you
>where do you see yourself in 5 years

>> No.22776929

Buy UNI

>> No.22777315

could be worse

could be a fucking russian that pays you 20 an hour as an independent contractor

>> No.22777354

The last question is so stupid.

>> No.22777380
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22777380

POO POO PEE PEE

POOOOOOOO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22777392

These are so stupid questions, you only will hire the best storyteller with this, but never the best worker.
But its clown world so yeah makes sense i guess

>> No.22777537

>>22776919
consider yourself lucky if you only get these questions in a behavioural interview, it could be much worse

>> No.22777565

>>22776919

I cant imagine trying to get a job. Fuckin cringe

>> No.22777573

all very easy questions to answer with a smile and a little wit and humor if you have even a drop of interpersonal skills.

>> No.22777574

Fail another interview, anon?

>> No.22777636

>>22777573
remember where you are

>> No.22777648

>don't forget anon, you're a product not a human being. You gotta learn how to sell yourself, be grateful we are giving you this chance! Think of all the competition, we can't just hire anyone.

>> No.22777695

>>22776919
>If you were a fruit what fruit would you be?
>I'm a banana hahaha

I've unironically been asked this question for a six figure job before. I almost walked out.

>> No.22777714

>>22777695
I'm a tomato
Hurhurhurhur

>> No.22777745

>>22777565
based neet

>> No.22777791

>>22777695
i got asked this question when i went for a job at a grocery store. is there any purpose to it, are they looking for a creative answer on the spot or some shit?

>> No.22778157

>>22777777

>> No.22778257

Buy LINK

>> No.22778564

>>22777695
What the fuck are you even supposed to answer

>> No.22778607

>>22778564
niggerberry

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>>22777380
five star post in a one star thread.

>> No.22779529

>>22777573
Yea if you are a beta cuck normalfag with no aspirations other than to slave away for your kike boss, yeah I'd say it should come to you natural

>> No.22779644

Pro tip cucks - always lie in interviews. As long as you do this you too can be a wage cuck