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>my mother asked me "so what specificly this Chain Link do?"
>couldn't explain

Uhhh... Is it really a picrel?

>> No.22729056

tell her it solves the oracle problem

>> No.22729086

it's supposed to be a decentralized way of telling her what's the price of mc burger is

>> No.22729096

tell her it solves the lambo problem

>> No.22729195

>>22729016
>JAS(LINK)N
It's JSON
JavaScript Object Notation

>> No.22729229

>>22729056
"you mean like their attempts to copyright java api?"
wat say now?

>> No.22729413

>>22729195
Being this new...
Gtfo od my thread

>> No.22729417

>>22729229

i don't know what oracles java roadmap looks like, but it may depend on how much cash flow oracle still has after the tiktok deal goes through. either way, linkies can only go up in price.

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22729512

One day, our hero will return...

>> No.22729757

>>22729016
tell her about assblaster and the memes. she will surely understand

>> No.22730681

>>22729016
>he told mom he owns chainlink
>mom now knows he's gay
this was an original way for a coming out anon

>> No.22730758

how the fuck does anyone explain any of this crypto shit to their folks? i tried to at first but they couldn't grasp a damn thing, now i just say "digital money" and leave it at that.