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Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMocGy7DC-g

Godspeed you thicc magnificent bastard, now get out there and make my calls print.

>> No.22728875

>>22728643
Lets go vale bitches.

>> No.22728945
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>>22728875
>Vale
He fell for the meme. Dump it.

>> No.22728956
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In.

>> No.22728977

Priced in. Already dumping hard lmao

>> No.22728978

>>22728875

Thought about this and $LAC but pussied out when I saw they both dipped yesterday.

>> No.22729202

IT'S VALE I'M RICH MOTHERFUCKERS LATER FAGGOTS

>> No.22729459

Any stream with sound?

>> No.22729483

>>22729459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6T9xIeZTds

>> No.22729684

cars the fuckin movie

>> No.22729800

shut this cat lady up

>> No.22729818
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>it's a diversity proposal

>> No.22729823

>>22728643
Ma boy eating good

>> No.22729857

>tesla is falling behind in being diverse
maybe that's why they're doing so well. No, can't be, must just be a coincidence.

>> No.22729860
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>>22728643
YASSSS BUY TESLA!

>> No.22729866
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>>22729818
>the board advises you to vote against this proposal
yep, im thinkin tesla's pretty based.

>> No.22729888

based and redpilled

>> No.22729895
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>>22729857
Found the racist incel!

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>>22729866

>> No.22729914
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22729914

Human Rights!

>> No.22729922

>human rights disclosure

>> No.22729926

>>22729818
I missed it, did the board recommend to vote against it?

>> No.22729928
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>BATTERY DAY

>> No.22729930
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>>22729866
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.22729932
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>>22729818
another one

>> No.22729965

>>22729926
obviously.

>> No.22729967
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NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN NIGGERINOS

>> No.22729968

>we urge shareholders to vote against this
>we urge shareholders to vote against this
>we urge shareholders to vote against this
Ok, i had my doubts before, Tesla is based.

>> No.22729978
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22729978

>BATTERY DAY
>$500
>TIME TO BUY

>> No.22730000

can this dude stfu, we just want money literally no one cares

>> No.22730031
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>>22730000
WHO ELSE IS WATCHING OUTSIDE ?

>> No.22730036
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>>22729823
Grimes won't let him starve

>> No.22730073
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22730073

wtf this guy is crying

>> No.22730083

Seriously, who gives a fuck about all of this liberal garbage. None of that even remotely contributes to stock value, so why the fuck are they whining about it? It's the actual innovation and engineering that matters, not this SJW trash.

>> No.22730120

>>22730083
it doesn't matter, none of the voters care either

>> No.22730121

>>22728643
FAKE SLIDE THREAD

REAL THREAD:

>>22730062
>>22730062

>> No.22730144
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>>22730121
No

>> No.22730147
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>>22728643
ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.22730167

Honk honk, clown world 2020

>> No.22730188
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>> No.22730190

time to beep in anger when it's not VALE

>> No.22730191
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HOOOOOOOOONKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.22730197

Kek I would just honk non-stop to see if they would attempt to remove me

>> No.22730198
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>Its been good year

>> No.22730242

Elon is looking chonky

>> No.22730307

i love how they honk

>> No.22730322

>>22730197
They would remotely stop your car from being able to honk and lock you into the car so you're unable to leave. After the event is over they drive you off a dock.

>> No.22730353

>>22728643
This conference revealed to the world the stuttering potheads that run this scam. Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $400 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone. Once it shoots through the $200 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all TESLA holders. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing tradingview. The $100 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded factories will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in TESLA will be left with it stuck in their wallet. The price WILL tank at this point to sub $5, and most probably sub ICO levels. From that day forward the deluded TESLA wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this scam thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages. Deluded TESLA holders will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no stocks. I warned you. There’s still time to get out. Sell NOW. Don’t be deluded, don’t be a TESLA bagholder.

>> No.22730352

does it make sense to watch this if im not owning any stocks?

>>22730197
based

>> No.22730357

>>22730322
worth it

>> No.22730525

Elon, your tie is way too short - c’mon man

>> No.22730630

HONK HONK

>> No.22730669
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>>22728643
He really did get fat, huh?

>> No.22730701

>>22730669
he just had to grow into that suit

>> No.22730717
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>...so...uh...yeah
>HONK HONK. HOOOOONK

>> No.22730741

i like the autism when he speaks

>> No.22730771
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>>22730701
And hair

>> No.22730798
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22730798

>This whole thing is pic related

>> No.22730861
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>>22730798
HOOOOONK

>> No.22730875

How big of a step are we talking with these batteries??

>> No.22730899

So what was the announcement

>> No.22730914

>>22730899
honk honk muh human rights

>> No.22730934

>>22730875

Wait and see?

>> No.22730937

>>22730899
nothing yet

>> No.22730963

$2000 on 9/25 $13 VALE calls

>> No.22730962

>>22730899
Nothing much yet, just recap of the previous year
>Improvements to the self-driving software, whole new software from scratch
>Factories up & running in all continents importance
>New factories being built
>Tesla solar for homes = cheapest in industry

The battery announcement is incoming in the next 15 mins or so

>> No.22730971

UM UM UM UM UM...UM..UM? UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM...UM......UUUHHHH....UM...YEA....UM

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>>22730875
most likely literally nothing. Some cosmetic stuff at best.

But if Elon actually managed to invent new kind of battery, Tesla will be one of the most profitable companies on the planet.But that like winning lottery chances of happening

>> No.22731018

>>22730991
"You see, our engineering team after extensive back-testing found that by painting a racing stripe on each battery it made the car 'feel' faster!!"

>> No.22731077

>>22731018
audible kek

>> No.22731084

>>22731018
more like, "we rearranged schematic of your old battery with gave us 0.04% of performance improvement"

>> No.22731131

HERE WE GOOOO

>> No.22731140

oh no, this other guy is gonna do most of the talking

>> No.22731147

>>22731140
noooooo

>> No.22731149

He nearly said global warming but then remembered it doesn't exist so had to say climate change.

lmao

>> No.22731157

HONK IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO HIRE THE DARKIES.

>> No.22731167

coof

>> No.22731197

oh no he's fucking retarded

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>now presentation evolved into this pic related

>> No.22731212

Holy fuck he is mumbling, guy is losing it.

>> No.22731216

>>22730963
>falling for the reddit meme
Never gonna make it bro.

>> No.22731225

did he honestly just give the other guys pointers on public speaking. kek

>> No.22731288

>>22731225
>ask the other guy to talk louder
Proceeds to mumble at stutter more than any ceo in history

>> No.22731318

HE CUT HIM OFF

>> No.22731343

>>22731225
kek

>> No.22731350

>>22731225
>he just reads off the slide

>> No.22731351

>>22728643
Elon is unironically incapable of speaking. What the hell is going on? This guy can't string a sentence together without stuttering a dozen times.

>> No.22731360

>>22728643
Buy BLNK and WKHS. Do it now.

>> No.22731362

>>22731351
thats what makes watching so fun

>> No.22731366
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22731366

how do batterys work

>> No.22731376

>>22731366
i still dont get it

>> No.22731385

HOLY SHIT ELON JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE NEW BATTERIES WILL USE CHAINLINK!!!

>> No.22731398

>ahe ha he

>> No.22731406

why the fuck is this even hyped? Nobody gives a fuck about a panasonic convention

>> No.22731436

>>22731406
tesla fancucks are akin to apple fancucks in the early days
>muh visionary
>muh society changing technology

>> No.22731467

>>22728956
this will be the perfect vehicle for the coming civil war
how many people watched the riots on TV and thought "I need a fucking tank"?

>> No.22731471

I want solid battery and good solar tech.

>> No.22731477

>>22731351
I think he has the same speech impediment as me. Had a bad stutter as a kid but developed into a blocking where sometimes I just can’t say the words I want to say. It’s pretty frustrating.

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>>22729895
>Points out the obvious.
>Nooo! U cant say that!! U r RAY SISS! OMG! FAT BASEMENT INCEL FROGPOSTER /POL/TARD NAZI!
Why are you people like this?
Evolution didn't stop at the neck and only go skin deep, sport.

>> No.22731511

*yawn*

>> No.22731517

>>22731351
He actually makes Sergey look eloquent and articulate

>> No.22731566

only 14% difference due to battery design. WOW ITS NOTHING

>> No.22731585

>>22731566
>WOW ITS NOTHING
you do it then

>> No.22731644

>>22731585
Ok, I'll be back in a little bit.

>> No.22731664
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>>22731644
ok I'll wait just right here

>> No.22731668

>>22730352
Buy competitors stocks. Especially batteries. BLNK and WKHS are two that come to mind. SOLO is another.

>> No.22731729

wallstreetbets BTFO

>> No.22731732
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>>22728643
Just tuned in, so they really fucking honk at every applause break? Topkek

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>> No.22731881

>>22730353
Looks like we found the anon who can only afford penny stocks and shit crypto coins.

>> No.22731892
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>>22731849
kek

>> No.22731911

Silicon moon now?
>SLCA

>> No.22731937
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>> No.22731959

ok, this Silicon idea is actually revolutionary
this is what they industry needs. No more stupid fucking nanoscale shit that doesn't scale

>> No.22731962

>>22731467
Just hit the battery with a tracer

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>>22731644
Waiting

>> No.22732008
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>>22731664

>> No.22732016

>>22731849
I'm like this lol. I sit starting at nothing it usually my fingertips and I immerse into thinking

>> No.22732019

>>22732008
WTF how did you do that???

>> No.22732036

whats with the honking cars?

>> No.22732074

>>22731911
its already mooning lol

>> No.22732087

>>22732036
its the equivalent of slamming the UPVOTE button on reddit.

>> No.22732093

WTF this is actually putting TSLA way ahead of the battery competition.
Elon said they would stick with Panasonic etc. for now but if they actually can get the 3TW they will dwarf the other battery companies.
They are taking the piss out of them with that 100GW

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>>22732019
I compacted the stuff really tightly and based it on energizer batteries so they run longer. and a secret ingredient

>> No.22732126

>>22732036
>>22731157

>> No.22732134

Are the $500 calls gonna print this friday or no?

>> No.22732136

>>22732093
Shut up faggot this is the biggest nothingburger event in history sell whilst you can

>> No.22732146

>>22732036
clownworld shout out

>> No.22732201

Holy fuck, the slide said "Lithium in Nevada"
>LAC ????

>> No.22732207

I fucking love when these sjw 'impact investors' try and impose a clown rule and get BTFO by investors

>> No.22732216

>>22732136
>crying wojak with smiling face mask.jpg
there's still time to buy anon

>> No.22732229

>>22732207
what happened?

>> No.22732238

>>22732216
yeah it's only overvalued by 150 billion$

>> No.22732259

>>22731881
It's pasta from the Holochain heyday

>> No.22732261

>>22732136
sure sell buddy.
I'm in crypto and just bought some calls with side money, I don't really care what it does.
But after this I might buy some actual stock. TSLA was way overpriced as a car company but if they can pull off this pivot they will be much more.

the only question is if they can reach these fantastical targets
t. Electrical Engineer

>> No.22732264

>>22732207
??

>> No.22732271

>>22732136
NO

>>22732201
HONK for visibility

>> No.22732285

>>22731149
Those constant heat records being broken sure don't exist, lol. Don't believe your lying eyes, neither do the ice caps that have been around for millions of years collapsing into the ocean

>> No.22732288

>>22732261
they are already priced 5x a car company based retard

>> No.22732289

>>22732238
keep telling yourself that

>> No.22732317

>>22732271
lol literally 3 mins after my post, LAC up 7% AH

>> No.22732331

>>22732288
that's exactly what I said retard

>> No.22732345

>>22728643
Why is no one talking about EWT? It’s the only crypto related to Tesla, how? In their autobidders mainly, stay poor
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/energy-web-token#markets

>> No.22732361

Is it too late to buy?

>> No.22732370

The icecaps also used to cover most of the globe lad.

>> No.22732382

>>22732361
you can buy tomorrow at -7%

>> No.22732392

>>22732361
you're always too late to buy. might as well give up. as they say, if you don't time the market by buying it the second it goes public, you will lose.

>> No.22732398

Anyone here live in a trailer? I have 60k in my robinhood account and want to move out of my parents house and quit my job. Seems like buying a trailer in a trailer park would be the cheapest way to go.

>> No.22732412
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>>22732345
They should extract nickel from shit based pooman

>> No.22732444

>>22732361
you have all the time it takes for investors to actually understand what Elon is saying here behind all the technical talk. Right now people don't get it.

>> No.22732484

>>22732444
It means it’s a nothingburger

>> No.22732490

>>22732444
exactly, how tf is no one understanding this yet. But it suits me just fine.

>> No.22732494

Imagine holding onto a Vale call right now.

>> No.22732518

nice

>> No.22732521
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>> No.22732525

>>22732398

Dude this is peak white trash.

>> No.22732534

69 hehe

>> No.22732536

>>22732490
You have no clue how short sighted people like >>22732484 are.

>> No.22732566

>>22732370
Ok?
How the fuck does ice caps melting not mean global warming is happening simply because there used to be even more ice? Your brain worms have completely taken the wheel at this point

>> No.22732569

Basically, Tesla is saving $4,000 per car with a 75 kWh battery. Vehicles with bigger batteries will save even more.

>> No.22732578
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>>22732536
I'm counting on it for now.

>> No.22732597

>25,000 cars
there it is, no longer a luxury car company.

>> No.22732616

>>22732398
So I’ve been trading nearly a month now. Finally convinced my wife to let me invest our savings as we save for a house (around 11k). I took about $6,000 and went all in on TSLA after their split openings. Not even 3 days later and I’m down $1000. I quickly pull out and decide to invest in a safer mainstream company. That fucking company was NKLA on the advice of a few anons. I am down around $13 again. However I qualify for the monthly dividend. $2.20 in my case My question is there any legal recourse I can take against for not warning shareholders of a .02% loss. When TSLA shit the bed I had atleast 4 different law firms email me about a class action against NKLA. I signed up but all I keep getting are ads for stock market related tax prep.

>> No.22732663

>>22732616
holy shit man with 6k you could make 500k in crypto

>> No.22732666

>>22732616
Jesus christ just stop anon

>> No.22732683

CALLS ARE FUCKED
LOOK AT IT DROP

>> No.22732688

>>22732597
Aren’t all luxury car companies always losing money and have to be sustained by their cheap car sector?

>> No.22732690

>>22732525
Most trailer parks here are occupied by Mexicans

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>>22732616
Are you familiar with risk?

This is the real world kid. No participation trophies out here.

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>>22732616

>> No.22732770

>>22732536
This aged well cunt

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>>22732345
EWT is a meme and will remain so until they make breakthroughs in tamper-proof detection at the solar cell level to back up where the energy was sourced.
Besides they have competition. Not GDPR compliant last time I checked.

>> No.22732812

>>22732616
dude wtf. I casually invest for long term and I'm up 60% this year. you only lose money if you sell. stocks only go up over time.

>> No.22732883

>>22732616
>NKLA
>safer mainstream company

okay there's no way this is real now

>> No.22732899

>>22732883
it's obviously bait fren
funny tho

>> No.22732998

jesus what was that

>> No.22733034

>>22732998
People who were fooled into thinking battery day = 5000 mile range batteries by november, and were disappointed

>> No.22733104

Please sell so I can buy in I missed my chance

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Jesus christ the "artist" guy..

>> No.22733245

>>22733104
You'll have a bigger chance if you wait until the end of the month when it drops down to $200.

>> No.22733255

>>22733245
Why’s that?

>> No.22733474
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22733474

Soooo... who else bought puts?

>> No.22733511

>>22732036
to indicate we're in a clown market

>> No.22733529

>>22733112
the dune references too..

>> No.22733974

>>22732093
This event was huge. Manufacturing scalability was there number 1 issue. This will put Tesla way ahead of any other manufacturer. This dip is a God send to people who missed other opportunities

>> No.22734086

>>22732285

Ice caps collapse into the ocean every summer as they have done since time immemorial, retard.

>> No.22734100

>>22731467

How many tanks get BTFO by golf balls?

>> No.22734126

>>22732566

North pole was supposed to be ice free according to your messiah, Al Gore, ages ago.

>> No.22734127

>>22731585

Considering he got 95 billion in gibs, yeah, it’s nothing

>> No.22734188

>>22734127

Thats a cheap price for reusable rockets and the ability for the USA to send manned flights to the ISS.

>> No.22734253
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and to think some stupid motherfucker paid me actual money for $600 calls expiring tomorrow kek

>> No.22734543

>>22731351
It's how you know he's worth investing in. I only invest in colossal autists.

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>>22732566
His point is that global warming happens without the help of humans, that it's a natural cycle. To that I'll add that pesticides, dumping of factory waste into the ocean, and fluoride from fertilizer plants are all extremely damaging to the environment, yet they are drowned out by giant corporations, governments and NGO's talking about global warming which supposedly the fault of poor people driving to work and eating too many cheeseburgers. Gee I wonder why that is...

>> No.22735334

>>22732663
>>22732666
>>22732696
>>22732746
>>22732812
>>22732883
But my wife wanted to wait until marriage so we got married because fuck not having sex. Surprisingly it was not as good as I expected and despite agreeing to it prior to exchanging vows it looks like anal and inducing lactation are not very likely to happen now after she changed her tune to 'never happening'. She sleeps in jeans and never wears the vintage nylon gowns and chiffon babydolls I got, she sleeps 12-18 hours a day(basically the entire time I'm awake), doesn't even try to cook, trashes my apartment, has no income, and can't eat gluten without shitting herself so we have to eat out everyday from a shitty small selection of restaurants. Fortunately this og stinky never got a marriage license or signed shit together. I got tricked but it is a dangerous game she plays. One day she goes to get her haircut and comes back to a mostly empty apartment with a letter that reads
>you have until the lease ends. I'd suggest you find a job or another sucker before then
>with love, anon
Already got a buddy in another city to crash with until I get settled into a luxury apartment downtown. I wait for steaking rewards to build up enough and buy a comfii little piece of land. Doesn't even need to be big, probably just going to get 10acres. I'm going to kill so many fucking turkeys, deer, ducks, hogs, and fish.

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>>22735334

>> No.22735690

>>22732616
this is a pasta that is getting stale

>> No.22735763

>>22733974
Their current valuation prices them in for like another 15 years. This stock will collapse and find support at a reasonable price based on their current revenue.

>> No.22735801

>>22735334
kek great pasta

>> No.22736127
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22736127

Hey where are all the denialists

Probably clutching their 7.9% CVX divvies. Burn in hell you faggots

>> No.22736177

>>22730353
>stutters
>smokes pot
Hmm it checks out tho

>> No.22736220

>>22731881
Imagine being this new

>> No.22737000

>>22730353
This is such good pasta

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>>22735690
And you keep responding