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22708716 No.22708716 [Reply] [Original]

How do I make money with my cat?

The fucking shitbeast has ruined my headphones - all in all, she cost me about 500 bucks. I need my money back and she owes me interest on top of that.

How do I get her to generate passive income?

>> No.22708740

>>22708716
Give her away for free on craigslist

Fuck cats

>> No.22708753

>>22708716
Sell her to your local ChinaWok

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22708771

>>22708716
That's a dog.

>> No.22708789

>>22708716
make it wear a shirt that has the BORINGDAO logo on it

>> No.22708794
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22708794

>>22708716
Cats will be cats

>> No.22708796

>>22708716
Monetized cute pet Instagram
>>22708740
>>22708753
>t. third-world subhumans

>> No.22708799

>>22708716
make HD videos of her doing cute stuff
post on youtube with chink/nip/gookspeak tags
enjoy your torrent of ad revenue.

>> No.22708812

>>22708716
best big APY paying token is hex
thank cat