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>Chainlink has over 37 open positions on their website.
>"Oh fuck guys, they actually bought our shitcoin, quick we gotta get our project working"
>Cash out ludicrous amounts of link to pay employees
>spam your listings all over HN, reddit, and job sites

There's enough jobs for all of us, now it's time to get to work link-marines, who's with me?

>> No.22704688

https://careers.smartcontract.com/

>> No.22704703
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>>22704683
>Imagine being a wagie for sergey

>> No.22704719

I can't code

>> No.22704764
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>>22704683
The job openings are from Sergay firing the entire team, this is rugpull 101, champ.

>> No.22704778

>>22704683
I work at LINK.

>> No.22704788

>>22704719
writing a json parser is not that hard

>> No.22704798

>>22704703
Sometimes I'm listening to Sergey talk and he gets me all excited and I'm like yeah this is great woohoo! and then I realize he's trying to make me actually work, and be a benefit to his ecosystem but I'm just like nah brah i'm tryna play tetris and sing songs

>> No.22704818

>>22704683
>Head of security
If I would live on the Caymans or in the US I would apply. Sorry Serger, guess it stays watching cameras and dope dealing in Eastern Europe for me

>> No.22704997

4chan biz didn’t go uni or school did they

>> No.22705042

>>22704997
>Everybody tells the truth on an anonymous forum
Tourists need to lurk for two years before posting

>> No.22705134

Almost like they are working hard on something big that requires lots of talented people

>> No.22705161

>>22705134
Your ID ends in "Gay."
Hard to take you seriously.

>> No.22705176

>>22704719
Neither can Sergey

>> No.22705177

My dad works at Chainlink and he said LINK $1k EOY

>> No.22705178

>Gay id
Fuck, I'm selling

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>>22705178
lmao this nigga gaaaaaayyyyy

>> No.22705218

>>22704778
nice larp

>> No.22705219

>>22705161
Kek decided to btfo of my opinion unfortunately

>> No.22705286

>>22705161
your ID looks like a turd tho

>> No.22705328

>>22705286
oh no no no

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>>22705286

>> No.22705355

>>22704764
No please don't be true. I bought at 17

>> No.22705411

>>22705134
haha faggot

>> No.22705488

>>22704719
welcome aboard lmao

>> No.22705523

>>22704683
There have been that many literally for months, i feel like this is part of the scam...

>> No.22705569

>>22704683
>enough jobs for all of us

I hate it when crypto companies require 2-3+ years of experience. 3 years ago the company didn't even existed.

>> No.22705604

>>22705569
>ID: loss
Rolling for B1GM4C

>> No.22705618

>>22705604
A 7 and a bunch of adjacent near-alphabet-end letters, not what I was expecting but still interesting, this must mean that Sergey is near completion of his contract with Alphabet company

>> No.22705630

>>22705604
only good IDs here:
>>22705134
>Gay

>> No.22705638

Oh yeah and they're also in the middle of the great "chainlink hackathon" trying to get people to actually use the token for more than just investment.

https://hack.chain.link/

>> No.22705680

>>22704683
I legitimately have a hacker rank for one of these positions sitting in my inbox right now. Not sure if it would be worth it leaving my comfy faang job for

>> No.22705695

>>22704683
And all on the sergey basic salary of $1m before bonus. How the frick are they going to sell enough tokens?

>> No.22705699

>>22705638
>c0w
There's the beef patty I was looking for

>> No.22705726

>>22705134
Ouch!

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>>22705134
big if true

>> No.22705878

>>22705134
>D.O.B: King Gay

>> No.22705961

>>22705134
Hahaha gay in your id

>> No.22705989

>>22704683
>mass hiring is fud

>> No.22706020

>>22705134
>all the people replying to this guy doesn't realize that chainlink is the official LGBT coin

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>>22705134
NO MORE CHAINS, ONLY LINKS

>> No.22706086

They can't even find people wanting to work for them, just scroll down here https://jobs.outlierventures.io/companies/chainlink
No one wants to be a technical writer or community manager. There is literally no demand

>> No.22706571

>>22704778
get back to work thomas

>> No.22706669

>>22704683
>maybe the real LINK was the friends we made along the way

>> No.22706691

>>22706043
INTERLINKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9uWSHWcHag

>> No.22706710

>>22706086
Why yes, I also enjoy shitting on the streets of Mumbai. We must be related!

>> No.22706717

Based me applying for a role with a top 10 degree

>> No.22706719

>>22705989
kek, you beat me to it. We're finally here

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22706752

Sell that meme coin buy UNI

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/biz/ should send in a bunch of joke applications related to Big Mac production

>> No.22706800

Is serg looking for any jannie positions? Would you do it for free?

>> No.22706832

>>22705134
>>22705042
Whats really going to bake your noodle later is when you realize the faggot on top of him (kek) is named Royal Ass 2 Mouth.

>> No.22706893

>>22705134
hahahahah Gay

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I'm the head of institutional lending for Kleros

>> No.22706989

>>22705134
Based and gaypilled

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>>22705134
just how many people can they fit in that po box in the cayman islands?

>> No.22708117

>>22705695
Because it’s going to $50 by Christmas

>> No.22708146

>>22704683
Fuck you guys for trying to drive retail to walk the price up so your faggot whale bosses can restart their futures hedged shorting and treat Linkies like cum cows. Fuck you. This isn't even normal bullish LINK posting. It's off. Like the savage shit posting of late. Fuck you.

>> No.22708147

>>22706086
> there's no demand for jobs in a recession
cope

>> No.22708158

>>22705134
stop FUCKING dumping on me sirGAY

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>>22708146
Based reverse fudder fudding the other fudders

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>>22704719
You are hired.

>> No.22708344

>>22708147
cope

>> No.22709029

>>22708344
checked but cope

>> No.22709480

>>22705161
Sir gay is taken seriously

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>>22705286

>> No.22709848

>>22704683
I don't care about hires, I don't care about literal who partners, I don't care about muh github or pivotal, I don't care about new future features, fuck all that.
For three years we've been promised staking, reputation, mixicles, TEEs, threshold signatures, etc. etc. etc. and all we got so far is fucking basic bitch averaging.

Fucking ACTUALLY RELEASE SOMETHING ALREADY

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>>22709848

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>>22704778
My dad works at the internet and he says you don't, actually

>> No.22710110

>>22705134
>>22706020
I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

>> No.22710118

>>22705134
This

>> No.22710129

>>22705134
LOL

>> No.22710832

>>22705134
Sergey is looking for OP (you)

>> No.22711017

>>22709848
unfortunately this. all vaporware at this point

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>>22710110
absolutely haram

>> No.22711090

>>22704683
I have a second interview for a position later this week, wish me luck.

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>>22705134
When you straight but kek know you aint

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>>22705134
>KiloGay
As expected from Linkmarines, gay people on every corner

>> No.22711391

>>22704703
Right?

>what do you do for a living?
I’m in Cryptocurrency
>Oh, so you make money buying and selling coins?
No, I work for $19/hr as head of PR for Chainlink

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>>22705134

>> No.22711489

I just bought more link

>> No.22711554

Give me a funny ID

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>>22711554
Shut up MEG

>> No.22711634

>>22711594
I hate family guy