everyone leave coinbase.

[Anonymous No.22667923]

[Anonymous No.22668207]

>>22667923
what am I looking at here?

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.22668218]

>>22668207
A scam.

[Anonymous No.22668228]

>>22668207
~$9000 scam

[Anonymous No.22668270]

>>22667923
the fees are really jewish

[Anonymous No.22668288]

>>22668207
OP is deciding which altcoin he likes better to lose his money in.

[Anonymous No.22668307]

>>22667923
Probably better off going uni to btc to link in pro

[Anonymous No.22668365]

so then OP would have just had more link out of the other end if he just used Uniswap, right? par for the course.
>>22667923
OP, y u still use cuckbase?

[Anonymous No.22668426]

imagine using cuckbase to trade

[Anonymous No.22668742]

>>22668426
I did at first.
>use cuckbase wallet
>find out about metamask and start using it instead
>delete cuckbase off my phone. Also because I received a small amount of HEX and figured the wallet was compromised somehow.
>an anon on here talks about coinbase wallet. Suddenly remember my old wallet.
>go through old photos
>find recovery seed phrase

[Anonymous No.22668755]

>2020
>using centralised custodial services
n g m i
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[Anonymous No.22668778]

To LINK?
Holy shit worst trade of 2020 thus far

[Anonymous No.22668835]

This is the trade the autist made and coinbase cancelled the trade. How you holding out?

[Anonymous No.22668947]

>>22668835
doing alright. still waiting.
>>22668207
cb canceled my conversion out of the wick.

[Anonymous No.22668991]

>>22668947
Dude. Links oracles are objectively inferior to other oracles out there. Its a dying product. Wtf are you doing

[Anonymous No.22669004]

lmfao this nigga been malding in multiple threads over multiple days
do something about it pussy

[Anonymous No.22669079]

>transferred my UNI to CB when it was hovering around 5.9 earlier today
>tried to move it to CB Pro
>only lets me move half
>other half is "unavailable"
>UNI drops to 4.9 now

CB is actively cancerous and if they want regulation then I want government regulation to regulate their regulation. Fuckers.

[Anonymous No.22669121]

OP now has to pay 67k in capital gains taxes lmfao.

You don't know how to use uniswap normie?

[Anonymous No.22669133]

Imagine keeping $70k on a centralized exchanges in the year 2020.

[Anonymous No.22669235]

>>22669079
damn that sucks.
send a fucking support ticket.

>>22669004
im a white guy.

[Anonymous No.22669274]

>>22669079
why would you transfer it to cb instead of transferring it to cb pro
no benefit to moving it to coinbase
that's like moving back in with grandma

[42 No.22669324]

>>22668947
>still waiting.
they're still holding your funds hostage?
what a bunch of goons
https://www.coindesk.com/amended-suit-against-coinbase-details-bitcoin-cash-insider-trading-claims

[Anonymous No.22669359]

>>22668947
You tried a large trade and there was too much slippage on their liquidity pool. IF ANYTHING COINBASE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT (YOU)

[42 No.22669405]

>>22669324
this is their playbook:
The complaint explained:

“As a consequence of this scheme, the Individual Defendants and Coinbase enabled Coinbase to earn significant fees from the trades of its customers, from which Coinbase earned a spread over an inflated price for BCH, and to avoid a ‘run’ on the Company by sellers anxious to take advantage of the inflated price, by closing down trading within minutes of the Launch to all except certain insiders who were positioned to and did sell BCH at inflated prices during the Launch.”

>to avoid a run on the company be sellers anxious to take advantage of the inflated price, by closing down trading within minutes of the launch to all EXCEPT CERTAIN INSIDERS

hmmm...

>>22669359
>You tried a large trade
$80,000 isn't that big of a trade

>>22669359
>IF ANYTHING COINBASE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT (YOU)
coinbase is only ever going to do one thing, and that is line their pockets with money at the expense of retail investors

[Anonymous No.22669444]

>>22669324
yes. 0 updates since friday.
1 of them signed their fucking name "akmed"
im gonna brenton tarrant that dunecoon.

[42 No.22669472]

>>22669444
>1 of them signed their fucking name "akmed"
of course

>>22669444
>im gonna brenton tarrant that dunecoon.
Brian and his goons have put bullseyes on their heads for their thievery
you can't expect to steal from so many people and think you can get away with it

[Anonymous No.22669534]

>>22669274
Why the fuck would I be unable to move all my coins from CB to CB Pro in the first place?

[Anonymous No.22669564]

>>22669405
>$80,000 isn't that big of a trade
IT IS IF THE POOL HAS NO LIQUIDITY TWO HOURS A COIN IS AIRDROPPED

[42 No.22669607]

>>22669564
>IT IS IF THE POOL HAS NO LIQUIDITY
then don't list it until you have the liquidity
same shit happened when they listed bitcoin cash
they do it on purpose

https://twitter.com/TheCoinDad/status/943286155864309761?s=20

[Anonymous No.22669628]

>>22669359
how is that protecting?
i got put back into a currency i left, and got locked out of my account for 50+ hours so far.

[42 No.22669659]

>>22669607
>same shit happened when they listed bitcoin cash
>they do it on purpose
https://twitter.com/whalepool/status/943279673554894848?s=20

[Anonymous No.22669686]

>>22669564
>>22669607
>>22669359
thanks, that makes sense to me.
i'll keep you updated how this turns out.

[Anonymous No.22669723]

>>22669133
how do you cash out then? i do all my trades in uniswap but is there another way to cash out for USD?

[Anonymous No.22669726]

>>22669628
because if the slippage is 50% plus (try any coin on uniswap with 80k usd worth of ether) you would have been pissed and demanded your money back because they didn't tell you about slippage

[Anonymous No.22669837]

>>22669686
Hint: use other platforms. If you feel tied to cb use cbpro. Lower fees and more info for slippage etc

[Anonymous No.22669840]

>>22668947
You used regular coinbase instead of coinbase pro. Honestly you deserve it

[Anonymous No.22669883]

>>22669840
you deserve a bullet. kike worshipper.

[Anonymous No.22669945]

>>22669726
yeah makes sense. in the time it took it to communicate to servers price probably spike 20+ cents. so the slippage would have been like $2,000+ difference in only a few seconds.
it was when it rocketed up for the final wick before dumping.

[Anonymous No.22669964]

>cant even trade uni on cb pro as a bong

[42 No.22670082]

>>22669945
that's the problem with these platforms
right when you need the trade to go through (at tops and bottoms) is precisely when they will fail you

[Anonymous No.22670165]

>>22668991
Its 2020 and people still don't understand that centralized oracles with real names and reputation attached are infinitely better than "decentralized" oracles that are still centralized anyway and only hide it through complexity and scammy behavior.
Who would you honestly trust more for a price feed? Coinbase/kraken/binance or a chainlink node run by some random neet?

[Anonymous No.22670188]

>trades 1 undervalued token for 1 overvalued token

smart

[Anonymous No.22670577]

>>22670188
converting out at ath is smart.
i would be up to 80k right now
instead of locked out and at 30k.
... had they honored the conversion...
but they canceled my conversion.
in their own words "We've cancelled your conversion of 7795 chainlink"

https://help.coinbase.com/en/coinbase/trading-and-funding/cryptocurrency-trading-pairs/convert-cryptocurrency-faq

[Anonymous No.22670640]

>>22670188
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.22670779]

>>22667923
Use Coinbase pro you retard

[Anonymous No.22670799]

>>22670779
im not using any coinbase after this 1.
that is the end of the line.

[42 No.22670877]

>>22670799
>im not using any coinbase after this 1.
good call
too bad it took you losing out on profits to make it happen but it is better late than never

[Anonymous No.22670883]

>>22667923
hahaha get fucked faggot! you've been crying over this for the last 3 days like a BITCH. i hope you never get it back.

[Anonymous No.22670929]

>>22670883
i'm gonna shoot you.
i am not larping.

[42 No.22670936]

>>22670883
>i hope you never get it back.
fucking scumbag
it's probably a coinbase goon or fanboy

[Anonymous No.22670958]

>>22670877
>Crypto.com gets hacked today
>Now this Coinbase fuckery

How the hell am I supposed to cash out my crypto gains into my checking account?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.22670963]

>>22670883
he wont get it back, something similar happened to me in 2017. they are the worst.
>>22670929
you mean shoot a load in your shorts

[Anonymous No.22671100]

>>22670963
thanks. thats what i was looking for.