/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22665010]

Frens emergency meeting

[Anonymous No.22665079]

[Anonymous No.22665094]

>>22665010
Is link no longer based!

[Anonymous No.22665140]

Please post some hopium in here, my dopamine is running low.

[Anonymous No.22665172]

>>22665010
Buy more now. Buy more when it hits $5. Buy more when it hits $2. NEVER FUCKING SELLING.

[Anonymous No.22665200]

I'm getting really scared bros

[Anonymous No.22665235]

I made this yesterday. This drop was destined to happen.

[Anonymous No.22665254]

I lost half of the money I put into cryptoshit. I should think about an idea for a video game, make the video game, and e-beg on Patreon instead.

[Anonymous No.22665274]

>ITT: Linkers realize links $20.00 is Bitcoins $20,000.00
>ITT: Copeposting about riding the wave down

[Anonymous No.22665315]

I remember when I almost got to my first 100k, I think it was early 2019? Or maybe late 2018, I forget. The highest it got was something like 80k, then it dropped back down to like 30k for a long ass time and I felt stupid for not selling
Then at 20 my portfolio was worth like 320k, it's not dropped to like 125k

Hold strong bros, soon 330k will be the new low for my portfolio

[Anonymous No.22665322]

HAHAHAHA kys faggots

[Anonymous No.22665328]

Its over go away and kill yourself before sirgay goes to the caymans.

[Anonymous No.22665387]

>>22665010
Hi fren. Daily reminder that you’re ok if your asset is tanking along with the rest of the market. Happy Rosh Hashanah

[Anonymous No.22665421]

>>22665235
rolling for this

[Anonymous No.22665451]

If you're in the red with Chainlink then you bought way too late, just hold on to it until the next inevitable run, do you really need to be told that or are you just going to sell at a loss? Reason you are not thinking like me is because you have become emotionally invested.

[Anonymous No.22665532]

>>22665322
>>22665328
These very organic, genuine posts by concerned anons are the buy signal.

[Anonymous No.22665700]

Link could be $5 or $50 right now and the majority of us wouldnt be selling.

3 years since ICO, 3 more is childs play.

[Anonymous No.22665711]

down to 125k from 250k, hurts, but its ok. I would be a loser virgin nobody behind all his peers without it anyways. This gave me a chance to catch up, even pass most of them. A lot of them are riddled with debt. Now i have a chance to make it, after being a minimum wagie college dropout. LINK gave me a chance at a real life.

[Anonymous No.22665716]

>>22665532
Cope

[Anonymous No.22665735]

>>22665700
So whats the point of buying/holding link if you never sell?

[Anonymous No.22665752]

I’m buying !

[Anonymous No.22665754]

>>22665010
Hi

[Anonymous No.22665845]

>>22665716
This is what your life amounted to. Go spend another few hours fudding in vain, bug.

[Anonymous No.22665911]

>>22665200
>

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.22665972]

>>22665010
Came as soon as i got the call, what seems to be the problem fren?

[Anonymous No.22666048]

>>22665735
I enjoy the memes and I wouldnt enjoy them unless I had 200k in this shit. They wouldnt hit the same.

[Anonymous No.22666057]

genuinely thinking, what's he doing?? Is he planning a rugpull or something?

[Anonymous No.22666095]

>>22665235
WTF is that? It has been dumping for a month straight, why green line go up? Have you accidentally inverted the chart? Then it may be accurate.

[Anonymous No.22666207]

>>22665911
>>22665010
Everything will be fine.

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.22666259]

>>22666057
The opposite of a rug pull on arrogant swing trading niggers.

[Anonymous No.22666311]

>>22665010

[Anonymous No.22666339]

>>22666311
Financial fucking infrastructure

[Anonymous No.22666362]

2022

[Anonymous No.22666370]

>>22665010
Buy zone between $6 and $8. If traditional markets fail half of that.

[Anonymous No.22666377]

>>22666362
Fall 2020 Fren

[Anonymous No.22666426]

Im in a pay room, i pay 200 a month to be in it.

Most of them are taking advice of the higher ups to "temporarily transfer" their LINK to Kambria, which they expect to 10x in the next few months, then buy back in with more gains.

[Anonymous No.22666503]

>>22666377
Nice dubs amigo. 2020 is too soon imo but I will be happy if it comes sooner.

[Anonymous No.22666578]

>>22666503
It’s going to be an exciting two years.

[Anonymous No.22666610]

not selling

[Anonymous No.22666661]

>>22665735
>what is staking?

[Anonymous No.22666702]

>>22665711
You’re going to make it.

[Anonymous No.22666709]

henlo frens digits pls

[Anonymous No.22666826]

>>22666709
Check’em, fren

[Anonymous No.22666915]

>>22666826
>>22666709
CHEG DEEZ NUMAS MANG

[Anonymous No.22667074]

>>22666709
its over for you stinkers

don't log on tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22667216]

This is the bottom. I’m sending the price from here.

[Anonymous No.22667275]

>>22665010
Its a normie coin now. The new XRP.

[Anonymous No.22667337]

>>22667275
Normies at retail are loud on twitter but statistically irrelevant. Look at them buying 200 tokens at a time and praising eachother.
/biz/ still holds in excess of 50m tokens and likely far higher. The biggest bagholders here are autistic ideologues, and they're patient.

[Anonymous No.22667355]

>>22667337
I know I am

[Anonymous No.22667359]

[Anonymous No.22667497]

>>22666709
>>22666826
>>22666915
based retards
FUCK LINK

[Anonymous No.22667771]

$2.50 eom
The rug was pulled hard
HARD RUG PULL !!!!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!

[Anonymous No.22667803]

>>22667771
Check'em

[Anonymous No.22667873]

>>22666610
I can't believe this is becoming the reality

[Anonymous No.22667909]

>>22665735
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.22667922]

>>22665010
future's fading fast frens

[Anonymous No.22668045]

>>22665010
Bro I thought the absolute top was $13.

[Anonymous No.22668061]

>>22666095
Apparently reading charts is an IQ test, and this anon is a retard.

[Anonymous No.22668093]

> be Ari Juels
> Tell weird philosophy student about an oracle problem and introduce him to your number cult
> "Remember the 42 and 216 goy"
> Tell him that muh tech can solve this problem
> "You can even put your name on this white paper I wrote, Sergey, I get enough credit"
> "You're a smart man Ari"
> Ask Sergey to put together a team of saps
> he meets Adelyn crying over some spelling contest at a local community college and Steve at the bus stop
> Thomas was a neet whose mom forced him to apply for part time work at the nail salon in front of Chainlink HQ
> Everyone else was (((recruited online organically through JIDF channels)))
> Jonny used to post exclusively on anonymous horse and stable coin forums
> "Here, Sergey, Chainlink will solve all the problems of the oracle"
> "Gee thanks Ari you're the best"
> 32 million solved Ari's oracle problem... at least for awhile
> Ari exploits backdoor in Chainlink code
> Tell Sergey
> Sergey is devastated
> Sergey spams "it's over" threads on /biz/
> "It's okay I have an idea"
> Sell Town Crier solution to Sergey "hey I was just working on this and thought you might like it :^)"
> A few more million solved Ari's oracle problem.... At least for awhile
> Ari exploits TC code through backdoor and informs Sergey
> Sergey is suicidal
> He begins spamming tranny porn on /biz/ in revenge
> "It's okay Sergey I've got a new solution to your oracle problem but we have to include my student in this scam I mean company"
> A few more million solves Ari's and Zhang's oracle problem"
Hook, Line, and Stinker

[Anonymous No.22668166]

>>22667337
Raking in the YFV/VALUE with my linkies. Can't be arsed to sell. All or nothing with this shit.

[Anonymous No.22668194]

>>22665235
Unbased and copepilled. Screenshot red for further Humiliation.

[Anonymous No.22668197]

>>22667873
>DENIAL THE POST

[Anonymous No.22668232]

>>22665010
It's Over.

[Anonymous No.22668297]

>>22667337
>50m tokens
no more than 30 million

[Anonymous No.22668310]

>>22665235
When 400. Heres my lil prediction: triple digits jan, 400 in june. Insane who knows how much in dec 2021

[Anonymous No.22668694]

>>22665845
>9.81

Eat shit loser.

[Anonymous No.22668744]

>>22668093
Can anyone fill me in on the tiger mommy spelling bee story?

[Anonymous No.22668793]

uhh guys
https://web.archive.org/web/20200201043643/https://chain.link/
chain.link
swift and paypal logo are gone. what does it mean

[Anonymous No.22668841]

>>22665911
why is he wearing a shirt that pulls the swas. out of the trash

[Anonymous No.22668967]

Buy signal

[Anonymous No.22669044]

>>22666709
here, take these, they are yours fren

[Anonymous No.22669066]

>>22665235
so much COPE

[Anonymous No.22669072]

>>22665735
>whats the point of buying/holding link if you never sell?
Steaking

[Anonymous No.22669168]

>>22669044
wow thanks fren!

[Anonymous No.22669201]

>>22665010
Niggers
Jews
Kangaroos

[Anonymous No.22669218]

>>22665235
more like this

[Anonymous No.22669336]

If we drop to below 9, get ready to swing because we're going all the way back to 7.

[Anonymous No.22669351]

>>22665235
Imagine the face of the normies that sold their bags when link hits at last $30 in the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.22669485]

Thomas told us in slack that Sergey pushes for the coffee standard in every meeting. Swift were excited for a moon to pump their bags but Sergey always talks them down by repeating coffee standard over and over again in a really loud voice and throwing hot cups of coffee at them. He then shouts get it??? and leaves the meeting. Swift executives are not sure what to make of it but they stopped serving coffee at the meetings so Sergey always buys like ten cups and has adelyn carry them in and hide them in the meeting room right before the meetings.

[Anonymous No.22669541]

Buy XRP anon.

[Anonymous No.22669575]

>>22665235
>>22669218
LINK will not surpass BTC. Crypto will have another 3 years of bear until next halving.

[Anonymous No.22669578]

>>22668744
check, the story is
After Adelyn failed the spelling bee she was disowned by her family for committing a grave Chinese sin. Her father told her that he no longer had a daughter and the entire family turned their back on her. Distraught with nowhere to turn she headed back to campus her place of shame. It began raining then, silver streaks that hid her tears as she struggled to stay warm.

Sergey found her there at the library clutching a wet dictionary just trying to keep warm while memorizing the words. Sergey spoke to her in soft words that warmed her heart. Although Adelyn didn't know Sergey very well. He didn't look like a scammer; he just looked like a thin nerd that meant no harm.

Sergey saved her that day and brought her to a place where spelling doesn't matter. A place where people do as they please without worrying about knowing anything about the problems of the world.

And that place, frens, is ChainlInk, a new land of opportunity where problems that really don't exist are being solved. Adelyn says Sergey is a modern day Wittgenstein and orcales are his problem. Adelyn is not sure what an oracle is or why it's needed or even if it's needed but she still keeps that same dictionary on her bookshelf to remind her of that faithful first encounter with Sergey. The dictionary is faded and torn and really isn't much help but it still brings her warmth and that's what's most important

[Anonymous No.22669622]

>>22665752
fat asberg

[Anonymous No.22669687]

>>22665010
Chainlink $34.25 eom

[Anonymous No.22669708]

>>22668793
What? Still there for me

[Anonymous No.22669733]

>>22669708
Oh wait, I'm retarded lol

[Anonymous No.22669735]

>>22665010
Stop trying to be millionaires already. Just set a date too sell. Me personally I’m just gunna sell everything on my 30th b-day enjoy those last 10 years of fleeting youth. Turn 40 and dive my Porsche off a cliff

[Anonymous No.22669739]

Watching LINK bleed out makes me so fucking happy knowing all you faggots are losing money. You've shit up this board for so long.

[Anonymous No.22669764]

NO MENTION OF SWIFT ANYWHERE ON THE HOMEPAGE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THE RUG HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY PULLED

[Anonymous No.22670359]

>>22669351
incredible cope.

[Anonymous No.22670366]

>>22665711
See you in 18 months when you're flat broke, anon.

[Anonymous No.22670500]

>>22665532
>IT'S NOT ORGANIC
>HELLO, COULD WE GET SOME ORGANIC, NATURAL REPLIES PLEASE

[Anonymous No.22670527]

UNI has already made me more money than waiting for 3 years in link has, link is going nowhere and has been super slow for returns on investment compared to many other crypto.

[Anonymous No.22670530]

Last 2 digits of my post reveal the $eoy

[Anonymous No.22670606]

I'm honestly feeling a drop to $5-6, followed by a slow crawl back up to $9-ish by EOY.

EOY 2021 will be triple digits, though. Not fucking selling.

[Anonymous No.22670659]

>>22669351
>>22669687
>>22670606
Cope.

[Anonymous No.22670727]

>>22670606
No please...

[Anonymous No.22670731]

>>22669578
I love this one lol

[Anonymous No.22670790]

>>22665315
I literally had $2 million when it was $20 and I didn't sell anything. Selling before $1000 is cursed and all but guarantees it will never get there.

[Anonymous No.22670802]

not selling
not my first dip
my linkies stay stinkies
gtfo jew

[Anonymous No.22670828]

>>22665274
Bought at .12 cents, don't care not selling

[Anonymous No.22670842]

>>22670790
>lose 1 million in a month
>pic related

[Anonymous No.22670873]

>>22669578
How old is this pasta I've never seen it before? It's very wholesome

[Anonymous No.22670874]

>>22665200
be greedy when others are fearful

[Boris No.22670969]

>>22667909
Well..

[Anonymous No.22671107]

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen.
[6:42 AM]
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever