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[Anonymouz No.22653047]

XRP AND CHAIN LINK du du du CRYTO RELATED THINGS - I lied to the girl I like about my age by two years cause she is kind of young now she wants to get serious and so do I. Do I lie until it's to far gone for her to get out, or do I tell her now and risk losing her? Pls help anons. I ask /biz/ cause this is the only board I properly browse and I like you guys.

[Anonymous No.22653091]

why would you ever lie about literally anything

fucking retard

[Anonymouz No.22653113]

>>22653091
i was put on the spot and also i know not to lie and thats why im asking this. I'm not one of those people who just lies and lives with it, I know i need to make this right. But tbf i think ive fucked it now.

[Anonymouz No.22653134]

>>22653091
also we were talking for like 2 days before she asked my age so lowkey deflecting the blame here but her fault

[Anonymous No.22653199]

>>22653047
Ok. So this is how you do it. Whenever your birthday comes and she is like oh you’re 15 now!? Be like aw naw girl I am 31 I told you that. Gas light her and make her think she’s crazy or silly for thinking otherwise but play it off like she knew the truth the whole time and it’s not a big deal that she got it wrong. If it was via text or grinder messenger, just say it was a typo.

You’re welcome fucking noob

[Anonymouz No.22653278]

>>22653199
No she has a thing about remembering my birthday and thinks we are 2 years apart. This girl isn't that stupid. I don't go for complete retards. They bore me. I would try that if i thought it could work. That would just splinter the relationship as i'm trying to build something genuine with this one. But thanks for the advice. Maybe I could just put her in a coma and convince her she lost her memory, or get her dosed on LSD everyday until shes a vegetable.

[Anonymous No.22653282]

>>22653199
this

[Anonymouz No.22653297]

>>22653199
actually this could work if I leave it long enough, but its my birthday next month so she will probably say happy... (insert number here) birthday. Do I jst ignore her on my birthdays until i convince her shes crazy?

[Anonymous No.22653298]

>>22653278
just get out now and find someone you care about enough not to lie to faggot how fucking old r u

[Anonymous No.22653299]

>>22653047
>she is kind of young now she wants to get serious
you'll be rotting in 'the special wing' before you know it Son. Just come down gradualy, a year at a time

[Anonymous No.22653302]

>>22653278
>Genuine
>built on a glaring and needless lie

Good luck fag

[Anonymous No.22653334]

>>22653134
>She asked for my age, so I lied about it
>It's her fault
It's been over since the beginning anon.

[Anonymous No.22653400]

>>22653199
kek
>>22653047
how old are you?
how old does she think you are?

[Anonymous No.22653407]

stop busting his balls now
grills never age a day older than 29 either. OPs just early in the Great Game of Endless Bullshit. Your only as old as the woman you feel anon. Which in your case will probably mean 6 months suspended and an entry on the sex pest registre

[Anonymouz No.22653499]

>>22653407
ty anon also shes probably speaking to like 3 guys most women have back up. Also thank you for your more realistic response its appreciated. I never wanted to lie and I wanted to be honest, but she doesn't seem like an angle anyway, I'd say shes lied a couple times too. I did it cause i wanted to carry on talking to her too. nah bro i'm only 20 and shes 16 nearly 17 so I know theirs about 3-4 yrs age dif but at this age its considered weird so I tried to normalise it you know. I'm not even normally attracted to younger girls. I lost my virginity to a whore twice my age and only fucked women above in age, so actually this is new.

[Anonymous No.22653559]

>>22653499
bruh
let a bitch finish high school wtf

[Anonymouz No.22653586]

>>22653559
bruh
she asked to talk to me though.. she asked for my contacts an everything

[Anonymous No.22653605]

>>22653499
not the biggest age gap but id play it cool for 2 years my dude

[Anonymous No.22653611]

>>22653278
>LSD everyday until shes a vegetable.
kek

[Anonymouz No.22653628]

>>22653605
ty for the advice but its long distance anyway so im not going to fuck her for a long time. if ever. It's literally just talking right now but all i am saying is she wants it to get srs. I never intended this. I lied when we were just talking as frens. I was bored and just wanted some female energy to speak to...

[Anonymous No.22653670]

>>22653628
I know Anon just be careful ok? Internet kiddies would drag you through the streets for being a "groomer" Just be careful and dont be a dumbass. Thats not really a big age gap so no one gives a fuck but people get off on that shit right now

[Anonymous No.22653692]

>>22653499
just own up you retard she'll probably like that you're a bit older, a lot of girls do

[Anonymouz No.22653738]

>>22653692
yes im thinking this desu but i think she will think im a liar which of course now I am. But im not going to lie again and never wanted to lie in the first place, I know this is un justified but it was an accident.

[Anonymous No.22653937]

>>22653499
Gross and pathetic

[Anonymous No.22653946]

Gaslight her

[Anonymouz No.22653964]

>>22653946
looking like that is the way fren looking like that is the way

[Anonymouz No.22653973]

>>22653946
ive decided to make her really jealous in obscure ways she can't explain and comprehend like being overly friendly with other women but not to the point its worthy of calling out without looking petty, and I'm also going to starve her of attention. So hopefully she will crave my attention so much that this 'little' lie wont be a fart in the wind.

[Anonymous No.22654057]

>>22653278
Just hit her with a thorn branch bro

[Anonymous No.22654061]

>>22653134
just admit that you lied to her and get dumped so you can straighten yourself out

[Anonymous No.22654147]

>>22653299
Yes this faggot just needs to dca

[Anonymous No.22654276]

>>22653973
If she's as smart as you said she is, she'll see you as a cunt for doing this and leave you for that before even knowing your real age. Plus if she ever finds out your actual age afterwards then you could easily be labeled as a pedo. Just tell her your age now and it'll be easier in the long run, none of this manipulative stuff.

[Anonymous No.22654328]

>>22653113
>>22653134
taking responsibility for your actions like a man, I like it

[Anonymouz No.22654337]

>>22654276
how in my country age of consent is 16 she is classed as an adult also when I was 16 id begod damn mother fucking lucky to hook up with an older woman. I'd dream abt this shit. Just because we live in a PC culture that frowns upon this fuck it. IDC anymore.

[Anonymouz No.22654349]

>>22654328

[Anonymous No.22654444]

>>22654337
Double standards my guy, just don't want you to have your life ruined over this, one post online and you're screwed. Tell her your age upfront and she'll at least respect you for it, potentially even be into it.

[Anonymous No.22654468]

>>22653047
>I lied about my age to fuck an 18 year old

But if he's like 40 then claiming to be 38 wouldn't be much of a difference?

[Anonymous No.22654492]

>>22654337
>aoc is 16 you can't stop me reee

Well how old are you? You say you claimed to be 2 years younger but don't say how old you are.

[Anonymous No.22654497]

I'm 30 and I'm fucking a 19 y/o. After you become a boomer it's a lot easier to find younger girls if you look for the ones into the daddy/little girl thing.

[Anonymous No.22654505]

>>22653499
>3 year age difference

That's literally nothing, faggot. What a pointless fucking thread. Come back when you're 50 and still trying to fuck 16 year olds. Or don't, because hopefully I'll be dead.

[Anonymouz No.22654529]

>>22654492
20 :)

[Anonymouz No.22654545]

>>22654505

thank you for making me feel better

[Anonymous No.22654917]

>>22654497
How do you find them?

[Anonymous No.22655188]

>>22653047
>XRP
lol

[Anonymous No.22655297]

>>22654917
Dating apps. If your age isn't filtered out it's not a dealbreaker for her, and a lot of girls are brazen enough nowadays to say something about what they're into on their profile.

I met this particular girl on Pure. It's a newer app but I like it a lot. It's basically what the Craigslist dating/hookup section used to be. You post an ad saying what you're looking for and if a girl is into it she likes it, which gives you a notification. If you like her ad back you can start communicating. You both see how many miles apart you are from each other. The app also lets you send pics and audio recordings.

You can be pretty straightforward there without scaring off the women. I started to get a lot more bites when I posted things like "Strict but loving daddy looking for a lonely little girl" along with my age and a SFW picture of myself, and more often than not once we start chatting the girls are the ones to push it from casual to sexual. Some girls just want to sext, but a surprising amount are DTF once you get them horny. Like any other dating app there are catfish and bots and scammers but you can easily filter them out if you know what you're doing. Also, it's not super popular so there might not be many matches in your area. I don't live in a huge city, but I'm half an hour away from a NFL stadium so I'm not in the middle of nowhere either. I've found girls within 10-20 miles, but I've also had stretches where every match is 100-200 miles away. But on the other hand, if a girl wants to travel that far for you to dick her down (and a handful have for me) she's definitely into you.