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22652757 No.22652757 [Reply] [Original]

>Live in conservative area
>Wageslave in a warehouse with mostly white people
>Some middle eastern guy starts working with us, barely speaks English
>Go to work drunk from the night before
>Middle Eastern guy and I on break together
>He goes to the bathroom, accidentally leaves his phone on his seat
>Must've slipped out of his pocket or something
>Change his ringtone to the ISIS beheading music because I was still buzzed and thought it was funny
>Later in the day his phone starts ringing in earshot of several people including the boss (religious white old Christian man)
>Gets fired the next day for some bullshit reason
This happened like 7 years ago and nobody ever found out it was me

>> No.22652770

>>22652757

Based

>> No.22652787

>>22652757
>to the isis beheading music
I didn’t know they released an album.

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22652840

>>22652787
>He hasn't listened to the ISIS beheading album

>> No.22652848

>>22652757
yeah im sure he just happened to not have a password and you just happened to to have enough time to find and download an mp3 file of isis music while hes taking a shit

>> No.22652893

>>22652787
It's called Nasheed. It's a genre.

>> No.22653213

>>22652848
>t. Zoomer
Adults don't put passwords on their phones, faggot. We aren't scared about our moms seeing our futanari

>> No.22653485

>>22652787
>the album
>he hasn't listened to it
>>22653213
>futanari
you came out fucking based and fell short from the tree. stop embarrassing us. and stop posting cringe.
>t. an actually based zoomer without the cringe

>> No.22653530

>>22653485
I was calling you zoomers gay, because you are.

>> No.22653539

>>22653213
That sounds like a completely zoomer prank bud.

>> No.22653622

>>22652757
DESU I would not even recognize such music. Why would some hillbilly?

>> No.22653657

>>22652848
Aren't data rates in rural America dogshit? I really doubt you could download an mp3 in the time it takes for someone to go to the bathroom for 3 minutes

>> No.22654278

>r/thathappened

>> No.22654398
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>>22652757
>guy doesn't have a password
>you managed to download a nasheed from the internet and change his ringtone within minutes
>wageslaves in bumfuck nowhere in conservative area know what a nasheed is and can distinguish it from any old arab tune

can you at least put effort in your shitty novel next time?

>> No.22654467

>>22653213
> biz, a crypto board of peace
> the base minimum of data security is considered a boomer trait
Retard larp

>> No.22654484
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>>22652757
>be back in highschool
>guy from music class is doing a last minute essay in the computer lab'
>guy has to go take a piss
>friend writes "I fuck bears" in the middle of his essay
>guy never checks essay
>guy gets screamed at by teacher and starts crying
>guy almost gets expelled from school