EIGHT DOLLAR WAITING ROOM

[Anonymous No.22594588]

[Anonymous No.22594609]

what the fuck is this coin how come I suddenly have .2 free bitcoins?

[Anonymous No.22594643]

>>22594609
i too want to know what the fuck is happening right now

[Anonymous No.22594669]

HOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22594686]

>>22594643
man I have no idea I'm just sitting here like a human stoploss watching it go up and down. Free money wtf, not chump change either.

[Anonymous No.22594693]

>>22594588
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CHECKED
WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO 88, NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAINS FRENS

[Anonymous No.22594722]

>>22594588
Why has only one person checked these digits?
If dubs we hit double digits TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.22594723]

I woke up with $3k of a token and now I have $10k of a token with a $3600 initial investment.

[Anonymous No.22594731]

>>22594588
hasnt even hit $7 dont get ahead of yourself

[Anonymous No.22594742]

>>22594588
Is it really over 7 already wtf

[Anonymous No.22594748]

>>22594722
fucking checked

[Anonymous No.22594759]

>>22594722
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22594771]

>>22594722
$22 incoming

[Anonymous No.22594791]

>>22594722
MEME MAGIC IS REAL.

[Anonymous No.22594877]

>>22594722
we are all going to make it

[Anonymous No.22594914]

This is gonna dump so hard, ironic how they chose a pink logo.

[Anonymous No.22595498]

>sold at $5.80

FINALLY I caught the local top of something

[Anonymous No.22595627]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22595751]

ticking time bomb,
oh boy how many "I DIDN'T SELL AT X" am I going to see

[Anonymous No.22596195]

I'm not selling. Unicorn for life. I feel like we should be able to post Rarity on /biz/.

[Anonymous No.22596223]

How did people get this for free

[Anonymous No.22596265]

>>22594588
$4.5 first. then steady climb to $7 by 7 UTC. $8 by 2am UTC

[Anonymous No.22596276]

>>22596223
they bought literal pajeet shitcoins on uniswap at least one time before sept. 1st. rewarding literal pajeets and people degenerate enough to buy shit like YAM coin.

[Anonymous No.22596848]

>>22596276
you didn't even have to buy. even if you only had a failed transaction you still got 400 uni.

[Anonymous No.22596959]

>>22594588
naw you got it all wrong. wrong waiting room it should be for something else like Polychain

[Anonymous No.22597541]

>>22594722
boom

[Anonymous No.22597605]

I seriously don’t understand how this happened. Literally the entire circulating supply was given out for free. Tens of thousands of people were given 2-4 eth for free. The sell pressure should have been insane. I expected this coin to drop massively. I don’t even understand why people are buying it. It’s a governance token for a project that is already complete. There is hardly anything to even vote on. The yeild farming rewards are abysmal. I don’t get it.

[Anonymous No.22597619]

>>22597605
Volatility and gambling!!!

[Anonymous No.22597633]

name a more high-iq move

protip: you can't

[Anonymous No.22597663]

>>22597605
Isn’t crypto great

[Anonymous No.22597684]

Get free tron while you wait anon. You wouldn’t say no to free money would you ?
https://dapp.tronlink.org/#invitecode?code=PcB7&lang=en

[Anonymous No.22597695]

>>22596276
you had 2 years

>>22597605
>Tens of thousands of people were given 2-4 eth for free. The sell pressure should have been insane.
and yet we pumpin, thats bullish asf

[Anonymous No.22597724]

>>22597605
It will take a while for people to realize the token is completely useless.

[Anonymous No.22597788]

I love how people here have a shit dichotomy.
> You either hold or buy a PS5 you poorfag

OR i can sell my UNI to invest in the dip of something else, let's say Swipe or Falconswap, away from the hype and sell pressure of the said PS5 buyers.

[Anonymous No.22597845]

>>22597724
That’s what I figure. This is living on pure hype and I think it will have a huge sell off. Uniswap is great. The token is worthless for 99.9% of people

[Anonymous No.22597893]

>>22594877
dubs of truth

[Anonymous No.22598149]

>>22597633
checked&(re)based

[Anonymous No.22598165]

>>22597788
>away from the hype
anon, i...

[Anonymous No.22598695]

>>22594722
>Dubs
>Gold ID

Niiiiiiice.

[Anonymous No.22598877]

8 dollars? Kek it's under 4 ffs. You greedy pajeets trying to shill this for your village gains will be the sole reason it dumps to 1 dollar.

[Anonymous No.22598957]

>>22594722
Fuck

[Anonymous No.22598991]

>>22598877

hahahah check again. CHECK AGAIN YOU POOR FUCKING CUNT. YOU MISSED OUT BUT YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE. UNISWAP IS GIVING YOU A CHANCE. DONT YOU SEE IT?! FUCK HAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.22599011]

>>22597845

Yes, its useless to almost everybody besides the biggest players in crypto who are willing to pay any price in order to control the future´s biggest cryptocurrency exchange once CZinance and Shitbase go to sleep forever.

[Anonymous No.22599128]

I'm starting to give up

[Anonymous No.22599141]

Can't believe I sold at $7

[Anonymous No.22599441]

>>22599141
LOL NICE FUD!

guys, lock in your profits and buy back in later.... you're gonna wanna do this...

[Anonymous No.22599453]

what the hell when does the bullrun stop?

[Anonymous No.22599809]

>>22599128
It's ok, you were never meant to make it.

[Anonymous No.22599843]

>>22594588
>>22594723

[Anonymous No.22599984]

>>22595498
well done, but remember to get back in soon enough or you'll still kick yourself. looks like ~4.80 was the bottom

[Anonymous No.22600176]

>>22599984
PAMP ITT

[Anonymous No.22600260]

>>22594588
you realization circulation is almost max doubt it will pump past 6 dollars desu it was fun while it lasted

[Anonymous No.22601151]

>>22594588
8

[Anonymous No.22601228]

$5 billion dollar fully diluted cap. Everyone got their tokens for free. Nothing could go wrong here kek

[Anonymous No.22601359]

>>22601228
And yet the price keeps going up.

[Anonymous No.22601375]

>>22601359
So did bitconnect kek

[Anonymous No.22601417]

>>22599984
told ya

[Anonymous No.22601433]

>>22601375
We are going fucking vertical now. Kek be praised, we are all going to make it.

[Anonymous No.22601475]

It's over isn't it

[Anonymous No.22601518]

>>22601475
>just broke the meme triangle upwards
>it's over
if you mean the life of people who sold at 3 then yeah, it's over

[Anonymous No.22601562]

is it a good idea to move my UNIs to binance if im looking to swing trade ?

[Anonymous No.22601592]

this is going to at least $6.50 isnt it?

[Anonymous No.22601638]

>>22601592
this thread is the EIGHT DOLLAR WAITING ROOM - wtf do you think where it's going

[Anonymous No.22601649]

>>22601475
It's literally pumping

[Anonymous No.22601656]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAAAAAT

[Anonymous No.22601673]

I sold 400 at $3, just bought 100 with half of it now. If it dumps now I apologize.

[Anonymous No.22601772]

>>22601673
kek. just hold you retard

[Anonymous No.22601798]

just hold retards

[Anonymous No.22601827]

>>22596276
Or we used our brains and bought altcoins with real value instead of riding the stupid Bitcoin shitcoin train with every other Coinbase normie

[Anonymous No.22602093]

>>22594877
pound me bro

[Anonymous No.22602191]

>>22601592
Over $20. Somewhere in the top 10 at least. It's uniswap, not some btc fork or unknown scam.

[Anonymous No.22602362]

>they just gave everyone at least $2000 for free

anyone else still in awe?

[Anonymous No.22602368]

[Anonymous No.22602513]

>>22602362
Feels too good to be true, like Ampleforth feelings

[Anonymous No.22602554]

>>22594722
based

[Anonymous No.22602576]

>>22594722
GET IN HERE LADS

[Anonymous No.22602608]

>>22602362
>mfw i made 2000USD for trading things like COOM and i cant tell anyone about it.

[Anonymous No.22602635]

>>22602362
Yeah it's insane. Only in crypto, this type of shit. You just gotta love it.

[Anonymous No.22602702]

>>22602362
We made more in one day than the jannies make in 5 years.

[Anonymous No.22602709]

>>22597605
>a project that’s complete

They just got 11 million in a series A to build V3 from Andreessen Horowitz. We are at the very beginning. You just wait until they introduce their institutional trading platform powered by degen liquidity providers. The potential is massive

[Anonymous No.22602744]

>>22599441
God, how I hate that expression 'Locking in profits'. It's the sort of language you expect from a salesman trying to peddle some really boring shit that you don't need or want.

[Anonymous No.22602835]

>>22602362
They didn't give everyone $2k, some of these retards sold as soon as they got it.

[Anonymous No.22602877]

>>22602835
kek i hope those pajeets enjoy their PS5 with no games

[Anonymous No.22602977]

Everyone stop it I sold already. It’s not funny anymore

[Anonymous No.22603089]

>>22602977
buy back in and hodl you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.22603198]

>>22594588
>>22594722
checked, we going to double digits tonight 100%

[Anonymous No.22603215]

>sold at $3
>realized my mistake and rebought at $3.25

I almost fucked up big time anons

[42 No.22603255]

>>22602835
>some of these retards sold as soon as they got it
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.22603306]

>>22594588
Congrats on this. I sold at $3.50 and $4

[Anonymous No.22603346]

>>22603306
oh no no no no look at this dood

[Anonymous No.22603443]

I have an IQ of 168 and I bought 3k in UNI coin today

[Anonymous No.22603482]

[Anonymous No.22603484]

>>22603443
Literally the future of humanity whether or not we want it. Do you at least have white people hair?

[Anonymous No.22603491]

>>22603443
Fuck off mutt

[Anonymous No.22603529]

>>22603491
I'll fuck off with $12,000

[Anonymous No.22603530]

>>22594588
What is the best way to buy UNI?

[Anonymous No.22603575]

>>22603484
My hair is soft, but it's black.
My white dad had black hair as well though.

[Anonymous No.22603598]

>>22603443
>Giving your genetic data to Chinese government controlled companies
lmao more like IQ of 1.68

[Anonymous No.22603606]

After losing all my money on crypto so many times, i've finally made it on this shitcoin bros.
Thank you for sticking with me.

[Anonymous No.22603624]

>>22603598
I'm never reproducing or committing serious crimes. I simply do not care.

[Anonymous No.22603627]

>>22603575
Good enough for me. It's inevitable anyways, might as well have nice hair

>>22603598
Jewish controlled silly. The Chinese just steal the data from the Jews.

[Anonymous No.22603642]

holy fuck bros

[Anonymous No.22603672]

>>22594686
Reason it's spiking like that is it's low volume. If a coin has a large amount of active trading it would not shift that hard.

[Anonymous No.22603692]

SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKING STUPID NIGGERSSSS

[Anonymous No.22603711]

Can someone please tell me why I can't claim the coins? It's been pending for hours now... I selected the slowest gas fee ($7.50) which said it would take only 14 minutes

[Anonymous No.22603738]

>>22603711
You need to select the highest. See if you can speed it up on Metamask.

It goes from taking hours to taking minutes

[Anonymous No.22603740]

>>22603711
You need to set at least 800 GWEI otherwise it won't go through.

[Anonymous No.22603781]

>Stock market crashing
>Normally I'd be pink wojacking all day yesterday and today
>But I managed to get 800 UNI participating in FLOW (which I got in around $1.25 and managed to sell around $2.50)
>UNI slightly offsetting the losses I'm getting in the markets
>Keeping me in a comfy HODL so I don't panic sell
>Know markets will be back soon

Comfy. Even if the markets hit the shitter, I feel so lucky to have this that it's hard to feel bad. If anything it'd make me further question the fucking boomer market when I literally woke up to a crypto stimulus check by surprise on the Zoomer market.

I fucking love UNI. I love you guys. You're all a bunch of assholes, the worst people in the world. The kind of people that many would agree deserve to be locked in a basement for eternity. But i there's anything this whole situation has taught me, it's that the worst people in the world will get rewarded for being scum. We're ganna make it.

[Anonymous No.22603808]

>>22603346
I do feel pretty awful about the $4000 I got for doing absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.22603863]

>>22603672
Wait, what? There's an insane amount of trading volume on Binance atm.

[Anonymous No.22603876]

>>22594588 Heiled
We're taking this bitch all the way to 1933!

[Anonymous No.22603885]

>>22594588
HOLY FUCKING CHECKERONI

[Anonymous No.22603889]

ath broken yet again

[Anonymous No.22603906]

Holding until it gets to top 10.

[Anonymous No.22603913]

>>22603808
coped like a true redditor !

[Anonymous No.22603937]

>>22603781
fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.22603958]

I want to buy UNI, am I gonna make it or am I too late?

[Anonymous No.22604015]

>>22603958
youre too late to have made it yesterday but not too late to make it end of December

[Anonymous No.22604031]

God this is comfy

[Anonymous No.22604077]

>>22603958
You'll make it.
Most buyers haven't heard of it. They're still getting advertised the free $1,400.

It'll be a massive influx of incoming money. This coin is going to about $10 at least

[Anonymous No.22604115]

>>22597605
Honestly I expected the coin to drop massively as well. My first thought yesterday morning was "I need to cash out on this shit before all the scammers who made shit like Shrimp.Finance cash the fuck out and crash this plane with no survivors." I ended up selling a big chunk of my stack around $3.50, after seeing it test $4 and get smacked down hard. It then crabbed for hours and once it hit Coinbase I took a look at the trade volume. I saw that it was all people dumping their airdrops followed by whales just gobbling them up. I watched a few hours of this, just to make sure it wasn't fomo, but it really was just straight up fat cats grabbing as much as they could. The price wasn't moving because every sell was getting eaten up and bidding the prices up higher. The selloff was fucking incredible but all it'd take is a single buy to blow the red candles out. That's when I knew I had to re-enter, and i got in again at $3.20.

I think we've been conditioned by too many PnD scams, especially on Uniswap, and our first instinct is always to assume it's too good to be true and we need to get out before the obvious rugpull. But that's not the story that the order book was telling me yesterday. After thinking it through logically, this isn't just any old shitcoin. The fact that they were able to provide everyone who used the platform about 2 ETH (at the time) worth of fucking tokens WITHOUT WARNING is a testament to just how much fucking revenue these fuckers made from their platform. No other platform has ever performed an airdrop so massive. Sure, some airdrops eventually inflate to that price, but to straight up give EVERYONE essentially $1200 for fucking free? That's insane. There's no way this is going to pump and dump. The devs know what they're doing. I suspect some whales will dump here or there along the ride and cause some dips, but in the long run I seriously can't see this coin nosediving into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.22604136]

>>22602744
Or someone who wants to make profit you fuggin rard

[Anonymous No.22604199]

do i get these coins if i held chainlink on binance?

[Anonymous No.22604221]

We've broken $6

[Anonymous No.22604326]

>>22604115
It is kinda bizzare that there was no real dump with he amount of airdrops and increase in supply, guess CZ really wants that voting power kek

[Anonymous No.22604354]

Guys you don't understand anything. This token is not going to $10 "at least". This token is breaking the $50 mark and probably $100 mark. It's UNISWAP, the biggest powerhouse in crypto right now. Bigger than Chainlink, bigger than Polkadot. UNISWAP plays in the ETHEREUM-XRP league. This is it.

[Anonymous No.22604387]

>>22594588
wow. wtfwt. when to sell lads? 20?

[Anonymous No.22604424]

>>22604354
this.

[Anonymous No.22604425]

>>22604354
i am thinking to sell at 15$?

[Anonymous No.22604433]

>>22604115
>. The fact that they were able to provide everyone who used the platform about 2 ETH (at the time) worth of fucking tokens WITHOUT WARNING is a testament to just how much fucking revenue these fuckers made from their platform.
wow you're confused faggot.

[Anonymous No.22604455]

>>22604115

This anon's view of what UNI is really all about:

>>22602911

[Anonymous No.22604460]

I SOLD HALF AT 6 AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22604537]

I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP AND WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.22604577]

Why is it so low on uniswap info?

[Anonymous No.22604721]

>$6

1 UNI almost covers my gas to claim it.

[Anonymous No.22604739]

kek kek it's already past 6.5
WE'RE GETTING THERE BABY!

[Anonymous No.22604797]

bought $250 UNI at $5.5 after watching it move sideways for an hour bc im a newfag who missed the airdrop

[Anonymous No.22604801]

>>22594588
I TRANSFERED FROM CB WALLET TO CB AND NOW I DONT SEE MY UNI AAAHHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHA

[Anonymous No.22604875]

>>22604537
>mfw

[Anonymous No.22604922]

>>22594722
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAPPENING!!! HAPPENING!!! HAPPENING!!! HAPPENING!!! HAPPENING!!!

[Anonymous No.22604933]

>>22604797
Literally did the exact same bro

[Anonymous No.22604950]

>>22603958
it will x2 at the very absolute least from here

[Anonymous No.22604989]

>>22604922
>>22604933
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKOO

[Anonymous No.22605046]

TEN DOLLARS SOON.
Who else selling at 10. It might go higher but I'm happy with 4k free.

[Anonymous No.22605062]

I had to return the price down to 6 dollars sorry boys. I ONLY buy at the top

[Anonymous No.22605068]

D I P
I
P

[Anonymous No.22605070]

>>22603443
>14% african nigger
>168 IQ
know how I know you're full of shit you 80 IQ chimp? At best you might be 95 because of your White side, but one drop rule and all you know

[Anonymous No.22605089]

UNDER 6 AGAIN
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.22605095]

>>22604801
Please someone idk what went wrong. It's not showing up in my cb wallet or in my cb UNI history.

[Anonymous No.22605106]

>>22594588
im thinking about selling half on saturday and maybe accumulating on a sunday dip

[Anonymous No.22605119]

>>22594588
>Never used Uniswap so I didn't get an airdrop

>Bought on KuCoin at $3.34

>Thanks for letting me buy your bags

[Anonymous No.22605132]

>>22605095
just wait 10 to 20 more minutes dude

[Anonymous No.22605134]

>>22605095
make sure the address is correct. CB takes a bit (about 30 minutes) to process before you can trade the UNI. Patience anon

[Anonymous No.22605149]

>>22604801
Coinbase pro or normal Coinbase? because it's only available on Coinbase Pro (well, if it supports your country)

[Anonymous No.22605156]

>>22605046
I doubled my 400 stack at 4.30 last night, best decision I’ve made this month. Sell target $9-10

[Anonymous No.22605173]

>>22605106
based. My plan as well

[Anonymous No.22605182]

>>22604354
isnt uniswap using chainlink why should it be bigger?

[Anonymous No.22605224]

>>22594588
So I have my CB wallet linked with Uniswap and I put up some of my UNI and ETH for UNI-V2 tokens. I meant to pool UNI but messed up... How do I trade the UNI-V2 back for my ETH and UNI? Please help my dumbass out bros I have no idea what I'm doing...

[Anonymous No.22605234]

>>22605106
Sell half on Saturday when we hit $16

[Anonymous No.22605236]

>>22605149
I'm on normal CB but it still gives me the option to buy. Do i need to buy CB Pro to see it?

[Anonymous No.22605271]

>>22605234
>1hr
>$9

[Anonymous No.22605284]

Bought in at 6.8 HERE WE GO BOISSSSS

[Anonymous No.22605291]

that dip

[Anonymous No.22605390]

buy the dip holy fuck

[Anonymous No.22605412]

>>22596848
This is me.

[Anonymous No.22605451]

>>22594588

[Anonymous No.22605486]

>>22605284
>bought when its green

[Anonymous No.22605493]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO UP!!!!! WHY IS IT GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22605511]

>>22605236
1) it is already on normal coinbase. however, coinbase requires a lot of transaction confirmations before the transaction truly enters your CB account (so just wait, i have waited like 2 hours once and i was pissing my self so scared that i lost my ethereum)

2) you sound like youre new to crypto: CB Pro is completely free but is more complicated. HOWEVER, there is less fees. e.g you can send/buy/sell stuff without the bullshit automatic fee that normal crypto applies

btw it is completely free/instant to move supported cryptocurrency from normal CB to your CB pro portfolio

[Anonymous No.22605535]

>>22605291
butthole coudlve made a diamond

[Anonymous No.22605536]

>>22605291
>>22605390
>dip
kek you mean the rugpull

[Anonymous No.22605539]

I SOLD AT $2.65 I THOUGHT THE JEETS WERE GONNA DUMP THIS WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22605568]

>>22605493
HOLD

[Anonymous No.22605595]

>tfw going up again
phew glad i didn't sell like a retard

[Anonymous No.22605602]

>>22605511
There are still fees on cb pro, but they are sooo much lower compared to normal cb
If you use normal cb you literally have to go 1.5x on every coins because the fees to sell are so fucking high

[Anonymous No.22605617]

The unicorn brings the rainbow.

The rainbow leads to the gold.

Few understand.

All will witness.

[Anonymous No.22605618]

>>22605511
I will unironically kms if I just lost all my UNI. So I would be able to daytrade on CB pro? Whereas it's not efficient to do on normal CB because of the $2 transactions fees

[Anonymous No.22605677]

>>22605602
yes you are right, thats what I meant to say. I once checked the fees to sell $2000 link on normal coinbase and it was almost $100

[Anonymous No.22605691]

>>22605539
The funny thing is that the jeets are actually dumping like crazy, but there's a massive, huge, colossal supernatural force buying everything at any price.

When people stop dumping their free money this token is going to $50 no kidding.

[Anonymous No.22605721]

What is our (non meme) price target?

[Anonymous No.22605753]

>>22605721
1 UNI = 1 BTC

[Anonymous No.22605767]

>>22605721
I'll always keep a little bit in case it goes to YFI prices

[Cryptosantajeet No.22605773]

>>22605721
Make a wish

[Anonymous No.22605798]

>>22605224
Can somebody please help me out here? How do I swap my UNI-V2 token for the UNI and ETH I originally converted it into?

[Anonymous No.22605796]

>>22605618
yes, there is still some small fees but it is still substantially better than normal CB, which exists soley to scam easy fees off of normies

because of CB transaction confirmations, wherever you sent your UNI from will probably say "transfer confirmed" and the UNI will be gone. However, CB has probably received it is just taking time for extra confirmations before it shows the tokens in your acct.

[Anonymous No.22605803]

>>22605721
$500

[Anonymous No.22605832]

>>22605721
2k EOY

[Anonymous No.22605840]

>Using Coinbase

[Anonymous No.22605849]

>>22605721
1500 eoy

[Anonymous No.22605887]

the jeets are dumping now ?

[Anonymous No.22605894]

100Euro bounty for whoever helps me claim the fucking Unicucks. See attached Photo

[Anonymous No.22605905]

6 million jews EOM

[Anonymous No.22605910]

>>22605887
so it seems

[Anonymous No.22605935]

>>22605840
while the fees are scam-tier, it's the most noob-friendly exchange as there aren't any spooky green/red candles and market/limit/stop options that make normies think they're at the new york stock exchange and scare them away

[Anonymous No.22605937]

Literally dumping right now, notice they stopped updating the price feeds? Lol get rekt

[Anonymous No.22605955]

>>22605798
if you did it this way your tokens are locked forever

[Anonymous No.22605958]

>>22594588
Get in losers. We're going straight to $14.88

[Anonymous No.22605964]

>>22605721
10ish. 20 is the absolute ceiling

[Anonymous No.22605984]

>>22599011
Dubs of truth. few understand. He who controls the spice controls the universe. They give a shit about /biz/ or the pajeet streetshitters. Big business has taken over. The thing will very probably moon to 10, maybe 20$, then dump to a reasonable stable prize.

[Anonymous No.22605998]

Christ, crypto is truly amazing. Currently at a free $2,558.21 just for buying $100 worth of RSR

[Anonymous No.22606008]

>>22605721
Triple digits at least

[Anonymous No.22606011]

>>22594722
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.22606020]

>>22605887
Real jeet here. I haven't even claimed yet

[Anonymous No.22606029]

NEVER EVER SELLING MY UNI

[Anonymous No.22606047]

>>22605691
NOOOOOO WHY DID I SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22606065]

>>22605894
Just go to Uniswap and connect your wallet. If you're able to get 400 free UNI then it'll pop up and tell you

[Anonymous No.22606096]

>>22605894
you were 2 late

[Anonymous No.22606112]

Is this what it feels like to hold YFI?

[Anonymous No.22606115]

>>22606029

[Anonymous No.22606128]

>>22605796
My UNI isn't visible in CB or CB wallet but I can see it in Metamask. Does that mean I still have it?

[Anonymous No.22606135]

>>22606115
Fuck off retard you almost gave me a heart attack

[Anonymous No.22606149]

>>22606065
I did, it says nothing to claim, even though I clearly qualify by their own definition.
>>22606096
>learn to read, pajeet

[Anonymous No.22606167]

@RioDefi (Decentralized Finance) allows for a Global Open alternative to all Financial services be it saving, loans, trading, etc used in our present world.

[Anonymous No.22606171]

>>22605691
big if true

[Anonymous No.22606173]

>>22605955
So what is the point of the UNI-V2 token? What value does it have?

I hit the add liquidity button on the UNI/ETH pair page and added them both in, then it gave me the UNI-V2 token. I realize now I should have pressed the swap button instead. Is there nothing I can do?

[Anonymous No.22606230]

6.5 again
Unstoppable

[Anonymous No.22606242]

>>22606230
DOUBLE TOP

[Anonymous No.22606274]

Late and new fag here, never even heard of uniswap til Aug 31st, bought a shitcoin that crashed, got my uni, got scared, cashed out, good luck lads

[Anonymous No.22606278]

imagine buying this

[Anonymous No.22606285]

>>22605958
Fuck off with Nazi cope faggot

[Anonymous No.22606295]

>>22606149
timezone difference you stupid inbreded americuck or wherever else weird fucking nig timezone you're in.

[Anonymous No.22606300]

>>22606173
It makes you money

[Anonymous No.22606316]

>>22606278
NGMI

[Anonymous No.22606329]

>>22594877
>>22604922
>>22606011
CHECKED

[Anonymous No.22606339]

>>22606173

It solves the "you do not have a lambo" problem, that is all you need to know

[Anonymous No.22606359]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?

[Anonymous No.22606368]

>>22606173
i was just messing with you. go back to that page and it should offer the option to "remove liquidity"

[Anonymous No.22606369]

>>22606300
lol its not worth anything though and it can't be converted... I think I fucked up pretty bad...

[Anonymous No.22606371]

>>22594722
NO BREAKS ON THIS UNICORN

[Anonymous No.22606383]

>>22606149
That sucks, I typed in your address and it said no available claim. Idk what happened, the only thing I could think of is that the supply has already been distributed

[Anonymous No.22606385]

>>22606128
if your UNI hasn't left your Metamask and is still showing value, you still have it and disregard what I said about confirmations.

Check your wallet address history using etherscan - maybe your transaction failed and the UNI was put back into your Metamask

[Anonymous No.22606393]

500 rupees almost reached

[Anonymous No.22606400]

Based Uni making me recover all the loses from other shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.22606414]

>>22606285
fuck off pajeet tranny

[Anonymous No.22606425]

>>22605070
I solve this instantly.
My kind are pretty much white people but 5 points dumber. Like Portuguese or Irish

[Anonymous No.22606436]

>>22606295
Vishu, I know in your village you still use sundials and hourglasses to tell time, but this is a forum for civilized people who shit in normal toilets so fck off.

[Anonymous No.22606442]

https://www.crazygames.com/game/robot-unicorn-attack
Who knew this game would be relevant again?

[Anonymous No.22606446]

Fuck my ass that hourly chart looks amazing

[Anonymous No.22606480]

>>22606383
But people are still claiming, it can't be that.

[Anonymous No.22606498]

What app do you guys use for crypto stuff?

[Anonymous No.22606506]

>>22594722

[Anonymous No.22606507]

>>22594588
All this time I've been "fuck, do I have another £20 to buy at least one more whole linky" and then just lol occurs
I think I might upgrade from buying the stores own brand cheap noodles to buying the stores own brand mid price noodles just to get used to this circling the drain from slightly further out lifestyle I'm now in

[Anonymous No.22606520]

>>22594588
is it wrth buying in now lads?

[Anonymous No.22606537]

>>22606480
Were you able to get to the "transaction pending" screen with the spinning circle the first time you tried to claim them?

[Anonymous No.22606559]

What is a good value difference between the stop and limit for a stop loss order? Like if I want to trigger at $6.40 then what do I put my limit at to make sure it sells?

[Anonymous No.22606561]

>>22605536
how can you rugpull an airdrop my man

[Anonymous No.22606571]

>>22594722
It'll happen just because it's funny
That's the only reason it needs

[Anonymous No.22606582]

>>22606480
disable noscript if u have it

[Anonymous No.22606590]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC_Y4zOUdcI
THREAD THEME

[Anonymous No.22606591]

>>22606559
You put it at 6.40...

[Anonymous No.22606601]

>>22606520
Do it bitch

[Anonymous No.22606608]

>>22606368
It wasn't showing it before but now it is. Y-you really got me anon... h-haha

Thanks for bearing with my autism

[Anonymous No.22606616]

>>22602576
I'd get in her, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.22606629]

>>22606520
this is going to $20 easily friend. GET IN

[Anonymous No.22606649]

>>22606559
I do it for a fair bit lower than my limit order if it's a pnd type thing where the dump happens stupid fast since it can fly past your limit price.

[Anonymous No.22606650]

Just tell me its going to hit at least 8 so I wont look retarded with my 6.8 buy in

[Anonymous No.22606657]

Guys I'm fucking worried my stop limit will somehow glitch out and it won't trigger

[Anonymous No.22606664]

Does anyone have any ROI figures from adding liquidity to Eth-Uni yet?

[Anonymous No.22606667]

>>22606591
But then it's not guaranteed to sell, right? What if it drops way below my order?

[Anonymous No.22606668]

>>22602977
Yeah, I sold all of mine and bought a PS5
Twice
pfft

[Anonymous No.22606673]

>>22606400
checked and nice pic

[Anonymous No.22606686]

I pussied out and sold 5.8. I cant take the risk anymore

[Anonymous No.22606688]

just bought back in, i need some hopium, i know im a retarded ps5 fag, anybody willing to help an anon out?

[Anonymous No.22606689]

>>22606520
I didnt get it for free, I bought at 3.30 on coinbase just to cheer it on with the bros. 2x over night. Not fucking selling

[Anonymous No.22606702]

We're closer to $4 than 7 now, lol. UNI flop

[Anonymous No.22606705]

>>22606657
What are you using for stop limits?
I've got a metamask-uniswap rig.

[Anonymous No.22606725]

Just bought 7 UNI because I'm poor bros, how close am I to making it?

[Anonymous No.22606747]

>>22606702
liar liar pants on fire

[Anonymous No.22606755]

>>22602368
NOTHING EVER HA...
Oh wait, it's 2020
UNLEASH IT ALL! UNLEASH ALL THE HAPPENING!

[Anonymous No.22606760]

>>22606689
>>22606725

[Anonymous No.22606770]

>>22606725
Basically zero progress. Keep it up

[Anonymous No.22606773]

When we hit 5.60 I'll sell.
Otherwise I'm holding

[Anonymous No.22606816]

>>22603808
How bad are you going to feel when that $8000 becomes $16000?
Will you feel really bad with that $32000?

[Anonymous No.22606836]

>>22606725
How does SEVEN DOLLARS IN 2022 sound?
Sexy, right?

[Anonymous No.22606846]

I wonder how UNI will perform in the next market rally... Definitely not selling before the next rally happens. I want to be holding UNI when that stuff happens.

[Anonymous No.22606862]

>>22606650
it's going to $0.8

[Anonymous No.22606879]

>>22606836
You mispelled 7000

[Anonymous No.22606900]

>>22606773
That's when I buy more. Thank you

[Anonymous No.22606904]

>>22603443
you are a nigger

[Anonymous No.22606907]

>>22604354
I am just going to be a quivering mess of lulz if this is how the majority of us make it
It's just surreal, man

[Anonymous No.22606910]

>>22606816
$4000 for absolutely nothing. There is no possible way I can feel bad about this.

[Anonymous No.22606915]

>>22603443
>shitskin
>168 iq
doubt [X]

[Anonymous No.22606919]

Is there a way I can use my 100 UNI to make more?

[Anonymous No.22606923]

Bros bros.. yesterday i was getting a ps5, now im getting a ps5 AND a new 4k TV. Come on you daggots papa needs a sound bar too

[Anonymous No.22606943]

>>22604387
I dunno lol, we should pick a magic schizo number and stick with it

[Anonymous No.22606980]

>>22606943
Not selling until I can buy human soul

[Anonymous No.22607009]

>>22606904
The smartest one has an IQ of 197.

I wouldn't mind being that man.

[Anonymous No.22607077]

>>22606020
Wut? Get claiming while you still can

[Anonymous No.22607090]

>>22606836
>Not cashing out immediatly after it goes 10x, before the inevitable dump.

ngmi

[Anonymous No.22607123]

HOLY SHIT IT JUST HIT $69,420!!! I FUCKING MADE IT

[Anonymous No.22607132]

>>22606923
2,500 should be enough to afford all that.

[Anonymous No.22607144]

GOD HAS SPOKE.

BULL COMMENCE

[Anonymous No.22607162]

>>22606980
Based and monetising the astral plane pilled

[Anonymous No.22607167]

Am I the only person who sold their shitcoin reparations for under $3? It hurts, bros.

[Anonymous No.22607186]

hw does one buy these unicorns lads? or are you all celebrating an airdrop that i missed out on?

[Anonymous No.22607193]

>>22606910
Me neither, I'm just finding it hugely funny

[Anonymous No.22607207]

>>22607009
IQ mean nothing.. Stop being a retard. 2nd post of you, mutt, where you mention IQ ...

[Anonymous No.22607222]

>>22594588
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22607227]

>>22607123
Dude, that's like, high, woah, your bags are so big, dude

[Anonymous No.22607259]

>>22607207
All of those items are tested on a proper IQ test. So the IQs posted on 4chan are generally invalid, but IQ testing is real my friend
t. 186 IQ

[Anonymous No.22607269]

We're all gonna make it, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.22607280]

>>22607207
>Cortical neuron count doesn't mean anything
>Stop saying it does

Well, play the "watch and grab, hope" game, get the crazies that are constantly watching. You're okay in my book.

[Anonymous No.22607292]

>>22607222
>Green ID
>Trips
B A
S
E D

[Anonymous No.22607299]

>>22606923
Making PS5s the reserve currency for crypto is a great way to convert normies.
There was even a UNI thread on /v/ last night that hit it's bump limit.

[Anonymous No.22607303]

>>22604354
>b-b-b-but muh scam pnd exchange
These fucking brainlets don't realize Uniswap kickstarted this years' run with LP's.

[Anonymous No.22607324]

>>22607259

sure thing, jeet .. you seem very unsure of your actions for a someone with muh 190 iq
>>22606650
>Just tell me its going to hit at least 8 so I wont look retarded with my 6.8 buy in

[Anonymous No.22607359]

I can't remember the last time I actively watched a chart and after hitting an ATH the pull back is just a minor dip and crab.

With all the other shit coins I've been trading the last month this just feels weird. Normally by now we'd already be way down with all indicators screaming sell!

[Anonymous No.22607407]

>>22594588
>>22594722
>>22606011
>>22607222
imagine checking these and not being all in

[Anonymous No.22607409]

>>22607299
There was a thread on pol that made me go check to see if I got the air drop, I did. But 5 minutes later the thread was deleted. Imagine how many other autists out there arent aware still that they have $2400.

[Anonymous No.22607511]

>>22607409
I'm fucking kicking myself for fucking around on /pol/ all summer instead of checking /biz/. Missed the entire beginning of the DeFi craze. Farming UNI just to catch up now.

[Anonymous No.22607594]

>>22607511
Serves you right for being a racist prick.

[Anonymous No.22607643]

>>22607594
I'm black you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.22607665]

>>22607643
so black and racist?

[Anonymous No.22607685]

Guys did the circulating supply really go from 65mil to almost 100mil.?? And price still increased so much?

Wtf man, I'm bullish on this coin but this seems just crazy...

[Anonymous No.22607715]

11k reporting in. We just hit $7, feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.22607721]

LMAO ATH AGAIN

[Anonymous No.22607743]

7 DOLLA MAKE YOU HOLLA

[Anonymous No.22607744]

>>22607409
>made me go check to see if I got the air drop, I did
Same here except I was lurking the /v/ thread.

[Anonymous No.22607772]

>>22607665
He can be black and be racist against other races. Black supremacism is a thing in case you didn't know.

[Anonymous No.22607817]

>>22607643
>I'm black
no, you're alabama nigger and you wanna be free

[Anonymous No.22607872]

>there are people on /biz/ RIGHT NOW who sold at $2.50 and bragged about it

[Anonymous No.22607957]

>>22597845
Poorfag cope. Stop trying to rationalize a bad decision to sell your free UNI for peanuts and filling the whales bags

[Anonymous No.22607973]

>>22607872
When I go check the value in my wallet
Sometimes it's up
Sometimes it's down
But mostly it's up
Kek.

[Anonymous No.22607993]

>>22605958
SIEG HIEL BROTHER! Jeets are almost done dumping. Well the top 1% that can afford it. Gas fees are equal to 2 months of rupees in their village. We're going to mars tonight, boys.

[Anonymous No.22607995]

>>22607872
>sold at $2.50 and bragged about it

Worse, I somehow managed to sell my airdrop at $2.40 and change, plus I probably spent $140+ in gas and failed transactions for the affair.

What is the most painful method of suicide?

[Anonymous No.22608041]

HOW IS THIS LEGAL

[Anonymous No.22608052]

>>22607665
black =/= nigger

[Anonymous No.22608054]

How many ATHs we gonna hit today boys?

[Anonymous No.22608141]

>>22594588
aye just broke 7 STRONG HANDS BROS

[Anonymous No.22608170]

>>22594722
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED

[Anonymous No.22608516]

>>22597605
>I don’t get it.
it's simple
you're dumb and with high time preference
this isn't the market for you

[Anonymous No.22608576]

>>22602362
after the fees they made on liquidity...