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This is taxable.

>> No.22586462

>>22586447
nobody cares, go cope somewhere else

>> No.22586493
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22586493

>net positive gain of free money
>"REEE U LUCKY FUCKS STILL HAVE TO PAY SOME <<TAXES>> ON IT

>> No.22586510

No shit. IRS is coming for ya poorfags who sell

>> No.22586547

Are we really supposed to pay taxes just for claiming these?

>> No.22586552
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>>22586447
Who the fuck gives a shit? It's free, retard. Even if they take a cut, it's still a net gain. Holy shit you're stupid

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22586606

>>22586447
suck my balls

>> No.22586706

>>22586447
If the adress can't be tied to a real name then nothing is taxable anon.

1. Use Monero to get off KYC focused centralised exchanges.

2. Change Monero for ETH on small non-kyc exchange

3. Send them to a metamask wallet created 5 minutes ago and trade anonymously on Uniswap

If you idiots did this the whole time then the taxman will be fucked.

>> No.22586712

>paying taxes on crypto
ngmi jewslave

>> No.22586754

>>22586706
The big point here is to use monero to get off the centralized exchanges. I didn’t do that so I’ll probably get raped by taxes if I ever make it. Can’t file an amended return anymore so my cost basis is now 0.

>> No.22586889

>>22586447
is anything not taxable?
The fact you had to ask says you know it is.

>> No.22587324

>>22586447
like the irs monitors random metamask accounts.

>> No.22587811

if everyone is makng a loss then it doesn't matter. lol

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22587832

i only pay taxes when i realize gains
fuck you

>> No.22587836

there is literally no way for them to track metamask

>> No.22587996
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22587996

>>22586706
none of that matters unless you have a tax efficient structure set up eg. LLC, LLP, S-corp etc
Whether KYC or non KYC, you owe taxes on any disposition of cyrpto/crypto to crypto

Any legit off ramp will hodl your funds when they see a large transfer or in-person deposit come in

>> No.22588215

>>22586447
no, this is a gift.

>> No.22588292

no gains no tax, simple as dat

>> No.22588308

>>22587836
LOL u new then

>> No.22588329

Who gets these tokens? And how do you claim them?

>> No.22588354

>>22588292
Not how it works in the US. You owe taxes on the fair market value of the tokens at the time you claim them. Most countries work this way.

>> No.22588526

>>22588215
>It's a gift your Honor!
Judge would laugh you out of tax court for this
It's an incentive payment
Luckily most NEETs can just use part of their standard deduction to make sure their Unibux are tax-free, assuming you haven't made too much on farm yields
>inb4 "imagine paying taxes"

>> No.22588550

>>22588354
uniswap? i barely even know her! Hahahaha

>> No.22588561
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22588561

>>22586447

>> No.22588563

>>22586447
Wait....... was this whole thing a giant Tax sting operation?? Holly shit that is freaking brilliant

>> No.22588567

Move to Slovenia. You won't have to worry about any stupid taxes with crypto.

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22588591

>tfw live in a tax haven

I just keep on winning

>> No.22588764

>>22588591
Based.
Loser amerimutts think the world is about them
Get cucked faggots, israel needs a few more missile systems

>> No.22588787

>>22586447
for you

>> No.22588817

>>22587996
thats why you just wait until banks are legally setup and enforced to store the consumer's crypto, and dump it all in at once and watch as every teller has a squirting orgasm in unison from the size of your deposit

>> No.22588831

>>22586510
>who sell
They're coming for the ones who hold as well.

>> No.22588886
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22588886

>invent new shitcoin
>wash trade with myself to set the price to 1 million dollars
>air drop shitcoin to everyone
>pull liquidity immediately from dexs
>everyone now owes half a million in income tax

>> No.22588897

>>22586447
only if you trade it

>> No.22588904

>>22586706
>>22586754
Isn't getting monero involved at all a red flag when you do your other taxes? The trail goes cold and a logged dollar value has been traded for monero. Or is this only if you draw a short straw and get audited?

>> No.22588915

>>22588897
Wrong, receiving an airdrop is the same as receiving income or a gift, tax-wise.

>> No.22588985

>>22588354
>Most countries work this way.

Amerifag thinks he knows the world, kek.

>> No.22588991

>>22588567
exit tax. Most western countries have one. I guess if you paid your taxes owed on all property and renounced your citizenship, then they won't come after you.
If you make enough maybe $5-10 mill you might be able to talk to a swiss bank/private bank. They might be able to help you mitigate the $ amount of taxes. They probably have int'l tax lawyers and accountants on call. Im sure they will want you to become a client at their bank though

>> No.22589217

>>22586547
yes, it's normal income, like an airdrop.

>> No.22589262

>>22588567
>move to 3rd world shithole
>atleast no taxes
>also no basic infrastructure
>also in the EUSSR
>also on the front line against the moahmmedan invasion
>LOL

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22589272

>>22586447
Tax, when you can't connect me to the event? Nice try.

>> No.22589307

>>22588915
a gift would be tax-free, income is what this is.

>> No.22589348

I'm not sure how retarded USA tax policy on this can be, but where I live it's just a common personal income tax case when you receive fiat.

>> No.22589354

>>22588354
YOU ALSO HAVE TO PAY TAXES WHEN YOU BARTER AND WHEN YOU SELL STUFF ON CRAIGSLIST GUYS!!! GUYS TAXES!!! TAXES GUYS!!!

You are the biggest faggot good goy Jew slave I've ever seen

>> No.22589376

>>22589272
Fuck of pajeet, nobody is buying your scam token.

>> No.22589420

>>22589354
selling stuff on craigslist/bartering doesn't create a permanent, public, digital trail. crypto is the jew's wetdream because it accomplishes their goal of complete control. but, if you're in early, you can ride the wave up and atleast be comfortable in the dystopia.

>> No.22589468

>>22589217
>Create token
>Pump it
>Airdrop it all to some people
>Price crashes to $0 because fake pump
>Too bad price was $1k at time of airdrop
>Now according to your rules they owe a shit load of tax

BASED

>> No.22589552

>>22589420
They could surely tie the Craigslist posting to you, which would be as difficult and as much footwork as it would be to tie my metamask wallet to my personal identity, which you seem to think they're going to do. So using your logic you better pay craigslist taxes or the irs will definitely find out

>> No.22589558

>>22589376
Why do you hate privacy? What alphabet luminescence are you working for?

>> No.22589747

>>22588831
Don't report it? Do you really think the IRS knows what's going on on etherscan?
Unless you turn it to FIAT and involve a legitimate bank, they don't know shit.

>> No.22589775

>paying taxes

lol, cringe

>> No.22589806

>>22589468
That's not how it works and whoever told you that is a lying nigger.

>> No.22589857

Rich people don't pay taxes, ngmi