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22573374 No.22573374 [Reply] [Original]

for once biz can all come together and celebrate a coin that all of us have and hype the pumps and anguish in the pink wojaks.

>> No.22573431

>>22573374
Its the only token people can say they didn't lose on universally unless you bought in which is probably still not them losing.

>> No.22573464

The CB Pro pump will take it to at least $5

>> No.22573473
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22573473

Im so bullish right now i came three times

>> No.22573486

>>22573464
>5$
make it 50

>> No.22573530

>>22573464
Will UNI get on CB pro??

>> No.22573576

Imagine vitalik airdropping you 400 eth in 2016 and selling them for $1000. Thats everybody who sold right now.

>> No.22573635
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22573635

Yea wow. I have over 100 wallets eligible for 400 UNI each. Literally from poor shitcoin trader to 6 figures over night.

>> No.22573649

Except this shitty exchange didn't give me my UNI even though I claimed it

>> No.22573669

>>22573530
It already is. Just waiting for trading to begin fren

>> No.22573677

The pink wojaks will come when this is at $10 and everyone here sold for a ps5. Don't let that happen. Hold my frens

>> No.22573693
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22573693

bump

>> No.22573715

just sold bitches enjoy the dump

>> No.22573722

>>22573649
Did your retarded ass add the custom token?

>> No.22573750

>>22573635
Why did you have so many wallets ?

I took a break from cryptos for a year or so and had never even heard of any of this shit.

>> No.22573782

why is it still going up

>> No.22573820

>sold for $1000
>could have sold for $1500
just

>> No.22573821

>>22573374
a-are we all gonna make it biz? did we really get handed the golden key just like that?

>> No.22573822
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22573822

Sergey, you can fuck off back to McDonalds.

>> No.22573828

how come I am not eligible on my second wallet? I didn't redeem any...

>> No.22573852
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22573852

Isss gona dump

>> No.22573927

>>22573750
Probably scammer kek

>> No.22573944
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22573944

>>22573782
It skipped stealth and awareness and went straight to mania. It will crash below $1 in a week or so.

>> No.22574052

>>22573722
YES I DID IT'S NOT FUCKING THERE FUCK THIS EXCHANGE FUCK ETH FUCK METAMASK

>> No.22574061

WHY ISNT IT DUMPING I want to buy

>> No.22574105

>>22573374
never used uniswap because it was nothing but degen bullshit tokens and pajeets trying to make it rich by scamming others.

>> No.22574248
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>>22573820
Sold for 400, could’ve had 1500. JUST.

>> No.22574312

>>22573464
We'll reach 5 dollars in a few hours

>> No.22574333

>>22573820
>literally crying over getting $1000 for free

>> No.22574357

>>22573530
trading starts today mein nigga

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22574391

>>22573374
Finally... we're all gonna make it...together.

>> No.22574392

>>22573576
few understand this

>> No.22574402

>>22574052
It’s probably stuck or something then. Check the tx log

>> No.22574408

>>22573576
Imagine only having one wallet so you can't hedge your bets

>> No.22574424
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>>22573820
>he sold
losing money even when given free money.

>> No.22574427

So my shitcoins are trapped in this clusterfuck. Cant sell em even with higest gas/gwei. But my UNI coins are also stuck but rising in value. So ive got that going for me. Fuck

>> No.22574437

Sold for 4.4 eth

>> No.22574439

so how does this liquidity pool thing work, I’ve never done it. clever by uniswap to do this to expand their pools

>> No.22574442

>>22573820
Yeah but it also could've been $500.
Just enjoy your unibux and chase other pumps with that money.

>> No.22574458

>>22573820
Enjoy the 1k. Stop stressing over what could have been and be happy with what is for once.

>> No.22574488

>>22574427
dude same, 5 pending transactions on uniswap but i cant even see them on etherscan. wtf is going on

>> No.22574496

>>22574424
He didn't lose anything, he's up 1k

>> No.22574552

fuck. I have no ETH to even get the free airdrop
why is life so cruel

>> No.22574613

>>22574488
I dont understand what i have to do to make this work. Ive been using Uniswap for months thats not it. Ugh. Good luck fellow stuckanon

>> No.22574660

>>22574552
Why are you so poor?

>> No.22574706

When will it start trading on BN pro? Think I'm going to sell before hand

>> No.22574727

>>22574706
3pm EST

>> No.22574732

I MISSED MY FREE UNIBUX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22574750

>>22574660
I could probably write a novel in return to your question but I'll just leave it.

>> No.22574751

>>22574613
this shit is eating me alive rn. missed yfms dip to 160 and I know this uni shit is gonna dump before I can cash. godspeed

>> No.22574796

bro i hate...everything rn i still haven't claimed...gas at 1500 and slippage at 25%..

>> No.22574806

>>22574427
>>22574488
You retards need to spend a few minutes and learn how ethereum tx works.
You can’t override a nonce with another one.
Go to your wallets etherscan, check if you have any long pending transaction, now open the tx and check its nonce value.
Send 0 eth to your wallet with that nonce to manually cancel it.
Can’t believe I am spoonfeeding you retards, just google this shit.

>> No.22574836

>>22574796
You must be retarded kek

>> No.22574915

>>22573576
Sold now to rebuy it cheaper. Much cheaper.

>> No.22574978

>>22574806
where do i type in the nonce value when sending thru meta

>> No.22574988

>>22574806
>no transaction to send nonce to faggot

>>22574613
BRO I JUST FIGURED IT OUT RESET HOUR METAMASK ITS ALL WORKING NOW LETS GOOOO

>> No.22575184
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22575184

I just bought the top :)

>> No.22575317

Got 400 and sold 300. Holding 100 just in case this shit moons. Selling at $10 no matter what.

>> No.22575352

>>22573374
speak for yourself, some of us actually have lives and jobs to do we don’t have all time to check this sub and discover new exchanges. And even if we did, no one told us there will be rewards how could we have known? It’s really not fair no matter how you look at it. For those of you who got lucky, I suggest donating some of your gains to some charity and help those in need in the community for once.

>> No.22575363

It has as much memetic power as link because everyone has it on the board except for the PS5 bottom sellers. Finally we all agree on one coin again

>> No.22575383
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22575383

Believe Anons

>> No.22575390
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22575390

Dump your UNI gains into the YMAX presale like a real chad.

>> No.22575438

>>22575352
>some of us actually have lives and jobs to do we don’t have all time to check this sub and discover new exchanges
I get you with this but
>It’s really not fair no matter how you look at it
faggot

>> No.22575476

uni/USD on coinbase pro isn't available to trade in yurop, frens what can I do? VPN? on coinbase pro there arent any gas fees right?

>> No.22575481

>>22575352
>sub
Die nigger

>> No.22575539

>>22573820

buy back in anon. its the smart thing to do

>> No.22575663

>>22575352
Unironically kill your family members to receive the inheritance or just die. I understand perfectly that you're stuck, but you have options if you're not a retard. Get a part-time job.
Learn the greedy min-max mindset.
>LOL why would I ever need 10,000 addresses?
For rug pulling and presale scams reasons, for tricking presalers into thinking you only bought 5eth max when you bought 50.

There were a lot of reasons to practically farm Metamask addresses.
A lot of reasons to provide pooling and yield farming with liquidity pools.

You deserve to be poor because you're a bad student.
>I'm good at English, but bad at Math
Suck it up and be good at everything. Start learning solidity and make amazing projects for retards to FOMO in.
Again; just fucking quit this life if you're not made for it.

>> No.22575687

>>22575352

go back to red.dit you fucking nigger

>> No.22575742

>>22575352
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
This is the state of a weak man. A strong man, even in a bad situation, is happy if others get something that doesn't cost him anything. A weak, spineless little snail, complains about how it's so unfair everyone else gets to be happy. Boohoo, faggot.

>> No.22575866

>>22574836
>>22574806
>>22574988
BRUH I JUST PULLED OUT METAMASK MOBILE AND DID IT THRU THERE AND IT WENT THRU AFTER LIKE 40 MIN

>> No.22575896

>>22573576
DELUDED

>> No.22575913

>3 accounts snapshoted
>All that free emonie

>> No.22575915

>>22575866
Jeev is that u?

>> No.22575941

YFMoonshot now before it hits $2000 next week. Staking is about to begin and the real squeeze happens from there

>> No.22575948

>>22575352
>some of us actually have lives and jobs
then enjoy being poor, lol.

>> No.22576191
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22576191

We'll make it friends

>> No.22576508

Man I don't even understand how this shit works. I have 60k PNK on Uniswap, but I didn't add it to the liquidity pool, should I do so anyways? This entire concept is foreign to me. How did you guys accumulate UNI before it went onto Binance?

>> No.22576537

>>22573576
Except eth does something

>> No.22576700

>>22576508

yeah what's up with that? I don't remember ever adding to any liquidity pool, all I've done is trade shitcoins?

>> No.22577071

>>22575866
You could’ve gone to settings > advanced > reset account.
This will fix your uniswap- metamask on pc.

>> No.22577106

>>22576508
Don’t add liquidity now, gas fees are too high. the mining will go on for a long time.

>> No.22577153

>>22575352
can you teach me the art of writing bait this brilliantly?

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>>22575352
i donated mine to sony for a ps5
will also donate to the local massage parlor
donated the 400 i got from my 2nd account to myself as uni pumps to $10

>> No.22577283 [DELETED] 

Don't have enough ETH for the gas to receive my UNI

FML

If any kind bro wants to help me out that would be sick

0xA536857C8C6177785932c1a09322bC8597B11B4F

>> No.22577302

>>22575390
where to buy sir

>> No.22577319

>>22577283
Get banned faggot

>> No.22577341

>>22575476
There are no gas fees, you have to pay small fees, but they are nothing compared to those absurd gas fees.

>> No.22577422

>>22576537
wait until staking is implemented and this pulls 15b daily volume. Just saying.

>> No.22577483

>>22577422
when is farming coming? farming to me is stupid but ill give it a chance for this one

>> No.22577513

>>22573944
Please overlap the graphs lol. Do you believe it is a bubble less than 24 hours after creation?

>> No.22577557

>>22577422
Instead of waiting and hoping, fucking sell it right now while it's useless and being handed out like candy. Buy back later.

>> No.22577568

>>22577283
Ban incoming

>> No.22577595

>>22577283
Never Staggot

>> No.22577609

>>22573374
Half of the 150 mill set aside for claims has been claimed, after that's gone we pump hard

>> No.22577635

>>22577557
Nope, I'll hodl that shit. If it goes to 0 I haven't lost a cent, if it moons, excellent. More free money. I lost so much on retarded shitcoins like fucking BZRX recently, that I'm not in the mood for gambling right now.

>> No.22577657

>>22573821
If we don't make it off this, it will have been another big step on the way to making it

>> No.22577699

>>22573944
lol no, we had our first sell off yesterday. We're on our way back up from that.

>> No.22577835

>>22575184
just a local top, you're good if you just wait

>> No.22577863

>>22575352
nice bait friend

>> No.22577942

>>22577557
do you think big players let us buy back in cheap. They are accumulating like crazy right now, why do you think its not dumping even tho million pajeets dumping their stimulus checks.

>> No.22577979

>>22577635
>I lost so much on retarded shitcoins like fucking BZRX recently, that I'm not in the mood for gambling right now therefore I refuse to take profits and will roll the dice and see what happens
anon you chose gambling lmoa

>> No.22578002

>>22577483
you can farm UNI in 4 hours. future will tell if we can stake for fees.

>> No.22578040

>>22574105
Cope kek

>> No.22578054

>>22573374
now dyor on swapx.org and we can celebrate again

>> No.22578056

>>22577635
you’re literally gambling by holdning

>> No.22578128

We are not gonna dump.
whales and exchanges (binance and coinbase) are buying shitloads as they want to control uniswap. Remember you need at least 1% of the supply which is currently 650k to submit proposols. Dont sell.

>> No.22578133

>>22578056
gamble on free money. on a token that i would have bought anyway

>> No.22578707

>>22578133
still a gamble

>> No.22578815

>>22573820
Even when you faggots get free money you are whining

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>>22573431
> pic related

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>>22575352

Get rekt you lazy scummy reddit bitch you had 3 years DYOR and prosper no handouts here

>> No.22579365

>>22575352
this is the most delicious cope i have ever laid eyes upon

>> No.22579384

>>22573374
>All of us have
I don't have any.

>> No.22579442

>>22573374
UNI 40 bucks eom

>> No.22579519

Am I just fucked if I have coinbase wallet? I can't increase the gas price and I'm waiting 6 hours now. I want my UNI before this shit dumps.

>> No.22579546

>>22579519
Ain't gonna dump sweetie

>> No.22579593

>>22577513
>Do you believe it is a bubble less than 24 hours after creation?
literally yes. All the residual collective hype for all the scamcoins and defi rugpulls enabled by this curry exchange have all been concentrated into UNI like a lightning rod. From 0 to euphoria in less than 48 hours. Like a final, fractal, manic deathgasm of the whole defi/farming bubble.

It'll be <$0.25 before the weekend is over.

>> No.22579617

>>22579546
but how long do I have to wait?

>> No.22579688

>>22579593
Ok now this is based
>>22579617
Idk sell some ride the rest

>> No.22579703

so is this going to 100$ so i can refinance my boat or wut?

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>>22573374
ALL ANONS WHO FUDDED THIS YESTERDAY AND COST ME ALMOST 100% IN POTENTIAL PROFIT I HOPE YOU FAIL TO MAKE IT NEXT BULLRUN AND WATCH ALL YOUR PROFITS EVAPORATE, MAY PAJEETS SCAM YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR THE NEXT DECADE AND MAY YOU WATCH YOUR GAINS TURN TO DUST

>> No.22579809

are there any pictures of pajeets with their material wealth behind them? perhaps it isnt pajeets who are scamming after all

>> No.22579827

>>22573374
WHALES WILL DUMP IN 20 MIN
SWAP TO LINKIES NOW
YOUVE BEEN WARNED

>> No.22579873

>>22579827
Tell me your basis sirs

>> No.22579883

>>22579827
dude the whales are exchanges

>> No.22579915

>>22575352
we took risk. we got reward.

SUCK IT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>22574391
We literally are.

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22579965

I've been away from biz and crypto for the past two weeks to cool off. Just found out about this right now and got 800 tokens for free (2 wallets).
This is one of the best airdrops I've seen in my time in crypto, I'm not even going to sell it right now, since I would probably end up buying this token anyway.
Comfy af

>> No.22580018

>>22579965
same, been playing samp and hanging with gf past 2 weeks. comfy

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>>22579957
B-bros is this enough to make it?

>> No.22580039

>>22579957
that's awesome man congrats.

>> No.22580055

>>22574978
You need to go to the advanced settings in metamask to enable advanced gas fees and custom nonces. Click on the random colour circle on the top right corner of the metamask UI to open the settings menu.
https://metamask.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360015489251-How-to-Speed-Up-or-Cancel-a-Pending-Transaction

>> No.22580183

>>22579365
There is more
https://mobile.twitter.com/Crypto_hopium/status/1306683471377637377

>> No.22580253

>>22575352
Lost it at charity

>> No.22580293

>>22580183
what a time to be alive, thanks anon

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>>22580183