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>watching new fags try to trouble shoot metamask

>> No.22572498
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22572498

>>22572094
>nonce? How do I upload that

>> No.22572550

>>22572498
nonce stands for number only used once, merkinwig.

>> No.22572623

>>22572550
YEAH NO SHIT!

>> No.22572656

>>22572623
calm your tits ya stupid whore

>> No.22572662

Any idea what to do about rpc error payload?

>> No.22572672

>>22572498
IS 150 GWEI ENOUGH?!

>> No.22572695

>>22572550
>>22572656
faggot!

>> No.22572699

To be fair, metamask/ETH is autistic as fuck.
Even the naming sounds autistic
"Gwei"
"nonce"
"gas prices"
etc.
Shitcoins will never been mainstream with normies with this retarded autism shit
"Hey I want to get into investing"
>OH IT'S REALLY EASY BRO. SET UP AN ACCOUNT AT NIGGEREXCHANGE.COM AND SET UP A METAMASK (DON'T FORGET TO WRITE DOWN YOUR SEED PHRASE) THEN SET UP A PASSWORD AND AFTER DEPOSITING FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TO NIGGEREXCHANGE SEND SOME ETH TO YOUR METAMASK. MAKE SURE YOU USE ETHGASSTAND TO CHECK THE GAS PRICES AND ADJUST THE GWEI AS YOU NEED, IF IT GETS STUCK JUST ADJUST THE NONCE AND SEND 0 ETH TO YOURSELF WITH MORE GWEI TO CANCEL IT AND THEN RESEND IT WITH A HIGHER TXN FEE. ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR ETH GO TO UNISWAP AND SWAP IT FOR SHITCOIN, BUT TO SWAP FOR SHITCOIN MAKE SURE YOU APPROVE THE COIN (DON'T FORGET THE GWEI!) AND THEN ONCE IT'S APPROVED YOU CAN START THE TRANSACTION TO SWAP IT (ADJUST THE GWEI AGAIN BRO!)

Normies will look at you like you're a fucking autist (because you are)

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>>22572094
>mfw just paid the high fees and smoothly got uniswap stimmy
why is it so hard for them? kek

>> No.22572707

>>22572094
AHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

>> No.22572726

WHY DOES IT SAY I HAVE 0 UNI I FUCKING CLAIMED IT RRREEEEEEEEEE

>> No.22572747

>>22572699
that what coinbase is for

>> No.22572806

>>22572094
Almost as good as newfags posting that they sold the bottom kek

>> No.22572814

>>22572094
I tried to send with my Coinbase wallet, but I only get an error after half an hour, it says something about "input too low".

>> No.22572829

>>22572726
Been claiming my uni for 10 hours

>> No.22572837

>>22572094
>Unique constraint gets invalidated because they have so many pending transactions that multiple get sent to the same block
>Continues creating duplicate transactions, wasting gas
>HOW DO I CANCEL FUCKING BROKE APP
>Anon suggests sending more transactions with low gas, causing even more duplicate transactions
>your own ignorance of the ethereum network becomes a scam in itself

>> No.22572947

>>22572837
Lmao. This is every newfag crying now. Bogged down by pending transactions. It's a wonder how they used uni to begin with.

>> No.22572959

On the one hand, watching newfags struggle with meta mask and basic shit is fun.
On the other hand, watching boomers complain about gas fees and scaling and still believing L1 DEX’s are here to stay is even funnier.

>> No.22572995

>>22572094
this is how I know there's still a lot of sell pressure left. half of biz can't even figure out how to claim ffs.

>> No.22573025

>>22572829
Up your gas you fucking jew

>> No.22573099

https://old.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/iu86ah/daily_discussion_september_17_2020_gmt0/

The amount of confusion and salt in this thread.

>> No.22573361

>>22572699
Feckinwell KEK!