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22563453 No.22563453 [Reply] [Original]

>22 year old boomer
>only worth $500k
Am I doomed to be a poorfag forever?

>> No.22563497

>>22563453
humblebrag is for women anon...

>> No.22563522

kys retard

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22563554

Bro you got enough to take a small % of that, learn to day trade in stocks and make $5000 a day when you get good at it. That's what I'd do after buy like 5 bitcoin, 100+ ETH and leaving it.

>> No.22563565

>>22563453
just because your gaping asshole is full of enriched jizz doesnt mean that every sperm cell is worth a dollar

>> No.22563574

Yes, you faggot

>> No.22563700

>>22563453
lmao, 22 years old and still worth less than Buffett
Happiness doesnt have to come from money. Hope you find something still worth living for.

>> No.22563820

>>22563497
this

>> No.22563852

>>22563700
This, stocks are fun and all, but get some hobbies and stick to it or else youll be bored with life

>> No.22564475

>>22563453

Kylie Jenner's 22 and a billionaire. You're not even as successful as a coked up insta-whore.

>> No.22564736

>>22563453
>19 year old millenial
>only have $186k in BTC, $260k in various shitcoins, about $300k in my vanguard fund, $80k cash, and a property worth about $1.2 mil
Man it sucks being such a destitute urchin