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I just made 3000 United States dollars clicking buttons for magic internet money I learned about on a indonesia cave pearl diving forum


Life is good

>> No.22563053

>>22563014

Yeah me too. Good thing I made multiple metamask wallets, simply because I am a retard who didn't know what he was doing.

>> No.22563088

>>22563053
Retards like us will inherit the earth.

>> No.22563099

>>22563053
The meme is true bro. Only sub 80 IQ retards and above 140 IQ geniuses make it in life.

>> No.22563101 [DELETED] 

>>22563014
Can you send me $10 in ETH so I can swap anon, I'll send back $30
0x3B52bE8a349A2592B881999230D2c0EfCCfd2F0D

>> No.22563111

Now sell it all so in two months when it moons to 1000 a coin you can curse your idiocy.

>> No.22563239
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>>22563014
Do I need to try again? It just says claiming 400 UNI on the uniswap app as it spins around in circles..

>> No.22563256

>>22563101
>he thinks $10 tx is enough to claim
kek

>> No.22563550

>>22563111
not gonna be stupid, i can buy back later

>> No.22563615

>>22563550
You mean you can pump my stack since I'm not selling before it moons.

>> No.22563817

>>22563014
what is this?? I just woke up

>> No.22563866

>>22563014

> Making it easier for sinister Chinks and Kikes to corner the market

NGMI

>> No.22563914

me too. I will be finally able to move from this shithole

>> No.22563941

>>22563817
free money for everyone..

>> No.22563970

>>22563101
Holy fucking pajeet.

>> No.22564008
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22564008

Everyone fucking sell right now. The fully diluted market cap is like 3 billion dollars. People will wake up and slowly claim and dump their coins. As liquidity increases across exchanges LP's sitting on hundreds of thousands of UNI will begin to sell, not to mention the new rewards they'll receive. Inflation is going to be pretty high for the next few months. Now is your opportunity to sell because it's going to do a flatline Curve DAO Token situation. Buy back in a few months.

>> No.22564045

>>22564008
I want to cuddle that lady

>> No.22564059

>>22563941
can you still claim it?

>> No.22564091

>>22563014
You just sold your gold ticket. Stay poor anon.

>> No.22564118

>>22564008
The whales and VCs are picking up all the Uni tokens you poorfags are selling at 1X. Stay poor anon.

>> No.22564137

>>22564059
Yes, you should be able to claim UNI if you used Uniswap before September 1.

>> No.22564183

token not needed.

>> No.22564194

Some people talking about claiming with their CB wallet too. How?

>> No.22564223

>>22564194
If you used your CB wallet instead of Metamask to swap on Uniswap.

>> No.22564225

>>22564183
unless you want a say in uni protocol. whales will levy a cut of all uniswap fees.

>> No.22564322

>>22563615
yes , imagine what happens when US wakes up

>> No.22564338

>>22563053
kek same but deleted the seed of the old accounts and only kept one.
fuck I could've claimed like 2000 uni

>> No.22564367

thanks you Uniswap for tranfering millions of dollars to scammers like me, for free ;)

>> No.22564524

>>22564367
Fucking Larp

>> No.22564580

>>22564045
thats a man

>> No.22564594

Anyone have any success claiming the tokens on mobile? I’m at work for another 6 hours and can’t access a desktop

>> No.22564617

>>22564338
2 accounts here also because i was a retard trying to figure out how it worked
being mildly retarded apparently pays off

>> No.22564620

>>22563817
Uniswap is providing a stimulus in these hard times

>> No.22564660
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22564660

>>22563014
>tfw never used Uniswap before so 0 ETH

>> No.22564714

This is such bullshit. You fuckers get rewarded for using some random exchange while I do the right thing and use a popular centralized exchange. Honestly I hope the irs creates a new tax law to tax rape you degenerates for claiming free uni coins

>> No.22564716

>>22564118
they have a different interest in this. it's a governance token anon.....the point isn't to buy it for a price pump. it's to buy enough to control the vote. if you're not a large LP you gotta be stupid buying this right now imo.

>> No.22564718

>>22564660
>being this new

>> No.22564734

claimed on 5 wallets last night. $5500... not bad

>> No.22564765
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>>22564714
>This is such bullshit. You fuckers get rewarded for using some random exchange while I do the right thing and use a popular centralized exchange. Honestly I hope the irs creates a new tax law to tax rape you degenerates for claiming free uni coins

>> No.22564790

>>22564718
He had to actually use uniswap before sept 1, the fuck are you on about

>> No.22564826

>>22564790
that was my fucking point

>> No.22564827

>>22564714
what's bullshit is me not being able to claim it because i don' t keep any eth in my FAGGOT metaamask wallet for when i randomly get given money out of the blue

>> No.22564898

>>22564826
Atleast im here now. My time will come too anon.

>> No.22565022

>>22564826
No, you called him new for saying the correct thing. Are you retarded??

>> No.22565100

>>22564827
Just transfer some eth faggot

>> No.22565154

Is it really allowed to claim with more metamask accounts from the same seed that I have used?

>> No.22565190

>>22563014
I pulled $34k from this. KEK. Bought a bunch more ARPA then ARPA pamped because of the Bella Protocol airdrop. AMAZING WEEK

>> No.22565245

>>22565100
now this is going to be one of the most retarded things you've read today, but my hardware wallet with all my eth and shittokens on it is locked in a timelocked safe which doesn't open for another 7 hours. don't ask

>> No.22565510

>>22564827
why even have a wallet if you don't keep gas money in it?

>> No.22565600

>>22563014
I bought 40k of these at $1.20 and won't be selling until around $10-15. AMA.

>> No.22565725

>>22563014
Get fucked larp fag

>> No.22565751

>>22565510
because i used metamask for uniswap before i brought a trezor wallet and now use the latter exclusively

>> No.22565760

>>22565600
Why do you think it'll go that high?

>> No.22565790

>>22565760
probably because poor people are scrambling to sell it because they think $1500 is a lot of money

>> No.22565840

Bro I just woke up and I’m doing this shit on my phone via MetaMask app, how long is this claim transaction gonna take I can’t concentrate On work stressing over this

>> No.22565854

>>22565840
it will take forever if you don't offer a ridiculous amount of gas

>> No.22565891

>>22565854
I just did whatever the minimum was 10 minutes ago, FUCK

>> No.22565953

Can this be claimed to a Coinbase Wallet or does it have to be a meta mask wallet? I’ve primarily used uni through the coinbase wallet app for convenience

>> No.22565969

my 400 UNI was worth $1150 when i claimed. now it's worth $100. and my swap to ETH keeps failing

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.22566054

Can't find claim button I keep reading the blog post on uniswap but see no claim

>> No.22566080

>>22565891
>the minimum
anon.. how does transaction verified by the heat death of the universe sound?

>>22565969
what? isn't this accurate?
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/uniswap
400 UNI = 1080 usd

>> No.22566100

>>22565953
it shouldn't matter. connect the wallet you used (assuming you used it before 1st september) and you should see the claim button

>>22566054
connect your wallet. if you didn't use it on uniswap before 1st september, you're shit out of luck

>> No.22566124

Why did I only get 400 tokens?

>> No.22566138

test

>> No.22566139

>>22566080
i missed a zero. so yea

>> No.22566149

>>22563014
This but Eastern Euro so basically 3 times as much money for me

>> No.22566150

>>22565953
coinbase wallet sets the gas too low and you cant change it so it most likely wont go thru
you can import your cb wallet to trust wallet and it should work

>> No.22566158

>>22566139
hold fool

>> No.22566159

I made all of my family wallets they didn't really use. 10 fucking wallets all got airdrops

>> No.22566177

>>22566158
shits goin to 0. and now my swap from uni to eth is estimated at 5 hours

>> No.22566222

>>22566177
>shits goin to 0
whatever, you're the boss. poor people scrambling to unload because they need money sounds like a good strategy right? go ahead

>> No.22566250

twitter frogs seem to think this shits gonna moon so i cashed out 350

>> No.22566378

>>22565022
No he called him new for never using uniswap before september 1st. This board is constantly talking about uniswap tokens

>> No.22566390

Has anyone had luck claiming with a coinbase wallet? I don’t mind waiting but I’d like to know if I’m wasting my time

>> No.22566463
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22566463

>>22565891
i paid pic related and it went through in about 30 seconds.

>> No.22566500

I don't understand who is buying UNI at that price? How have I been able to sell all my UNIs on Binance?

>> No.22566517

>>22566378
>>22566150
C'mon man.

>> No.22566525

>>22566500
bots

>> No.22566563

How much time do I have left to claim? Gas fees are fucking me right now.

>> No.22566612

>>22566563
there's no deadline but if you sell too late the price might be a lot lower. i'm predicting <$1 soon.

>> No.22566623

>>22566390
I extracted my CB wallet (which i barely ever use) private key into metamask and ramped up the gas that way...

bought dad $30 worth of shitcoin as a bday joke a few months back- thanks pops

>> No.22566656

>>22564714
>the virgin cex haver vs the uniCHAD

>> No.22567039
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22567039

30 BUCKS OF GAS NOT ENOUGH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOW MUCH GAS IDO I FUCKING NEED????????????

>> No.22567116

>>22567039
60 bucks.

>> No.22567122

I claimed my UNIs but whenever i try to swap them for eth my tx shows 0eth value.
I want to cancel my tx with metamask nut i cannot set custom noonce for this tx on mobile version.
What should I do?

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>>22567116
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHATTE FUCK THIS IS NOT FAIR

ETH SUPPOSED TO BE FUTURE TECHNOLOGY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22567340

>>22567122
Try the desktop app

>> No.22567390

Who are eligible for this free money?

>> No.22567404
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22567404

HOW MUCH DO I NEED GAS ITS 74 BUCKS ALREADY NOT ENOUGH

>> No.22567795

>>22565760
Look at the buy and sell books. That will answer everything. I'm providing liquidity for it and earning about $24 a minute.

>> No.22567987

>>22563053
I have metamask wallets but never bothered using uniswap, am I shit outta luck?

>> No.22568001

Eth is such fucking bullshit. Can’t wait for Flare/XRP to make ETH pointless.

>> No.22568021

>>22568001
fucking this.

i paid 130$ in gas fees and still nothing. this is the final death blow on eth. fuck that russian shitcoin.

>> No.22568086

>>22568021
Good thing Avalanche launches next monday

>> No.22568541

>>22567987
Yea.
>U ai W(hite) l(il) b0y

>> No.22568603

>>22563111
>>22563615
imagine holding a coin that hit the market with the 10th highest market cap. you're gonna be so rekt tomorrow

>> No.22569074

>>22567390
140 iq and up

>> No.22569776

>>22568603
That's not correct tho. Barely top 200. ffs