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2255372 No.2255372 [Reply] [Original]

why don't we just start our own cryptocurrency?

>> No.2255378

HODLCOIN

>> No.2255379

Because no one would buy it

>> No.2255390

why not just buy xby?

>> No.2255397

>>2255372
You didn't even bother to look up whether /biz/coin had been created?

Are you that dense?

>> No.2255399

Programmer here. Give me a blockchain idea that piques my interest and ill start working on it.

>> No.2255401

>>2255379
w-we would

>> No.2255415

>>2255401
It would be a race to the exit as soon as it launched.

>> No.2255425
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>>2255372

Just make a Baneposting themed coin and /tv/ will buy it ironically.

>> No.2255442

call it nocoin

>> No.2255448

>>2255372
With blackjack,
And hookers!

>> No.2255449
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2255449

TNT

Tendi Network Token.

ICO

say it feeds children in africa.

it'll blow up.

>> No.2255467

>>2255425
Noooooooooooooo

>> No.2255475
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2255475

>>2255467
>>2255425
oops

>> No.2255479

>>2255372
>we
Yeah, why don't you?

>> No.2255487

>>2255372
Anoncoin

>> No.2255493

>>2255425
F-for you

>> No.2255529

We did. Check out /biz/ coin.

>> No.2255542

>>2255529
>We

>> No.2255549

>>2255399
A coin you can exchange for hentai to help support the hentai industry creators.

>> No.2255598

>>2255378
>HODLCOIN

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/hodlcoin/

Its taken

>> No.2255605

>>2255487

Also taken

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/anoncoin/

>> No.2255609

>>2255399
>>2255372
Kneepadcoin: the coin that can be exchanged for a certain amount of kneepads, but only if you make an OP on /biz/

>> No.2255800

No one here can program for shit
Even /g/ is fucking terrible at it

We already have pepecash

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2255802

If we could get moot to start an ICO where he holds a certain amount and gives early access to /biz/raelis we can all get rich and raise money for 4chan

>> No.2255807

>>2255800
What is there to program? Just clone bitcoin's github.

>> No.2255816

>>2255802
You know Moot sold 4chan to a Jap like 2 years ago, right? He's not around anymore lol

>> No.2255844

>>2255807
Copying is one thing

But actually getting that shit up and running aint easy desu

>> No.2255850

>>2255807
>literally copy BTC but make it more divisible
>advertise it as "as good as the most expensive crypto in the market, except it is more precise"
>hodl
>cash out with lambos

>> No.2255863

>>2255448
This

>> No.2255919

wasn't doge a 4chan coin?

>> No.2256062

>>2255800
>No one here can program for shit
I'm a software developer with 10 years of experience.

>> No.2256076

>>2255919
that and pnd

>> No.2256079

>>2256062
Something something MMO access vouchers.

>> No.2256081

>>2255549
h@h is already distributed

>> No.2256087

>>2256076
Fuck PND. Still have three million of those fucks somewhere.

>> No.2256294

>>2255372

A gold backed coin, I know its being done already but it could have more than one since it is backed up by gold.

Replacing the fiat and using a gold standard.

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2256516

There is already /biz/coin, and some anon made an absolutely great logo for it.
You can buy or sell it on the waves dex.
It's already showing some volume. Seems like someone is accumulating slowly.
Any thoughts on this? will it get pumped soon?
Should I also get some more than the 550 some friendly anon gave to me in a roll thread? I probably can easily throw something like 5 Waves at it. If it pumps, fine, free money, if not, Oh well, those 5 Waves will come back soon from lending my stuff and getting waves and random tokens anyways.

>> No.2256558

>>2255399
AnonymousCoin for having a decentralized 4Chan Reloaded or maybe a Gossip Reloaded with real free speek and without any censorship or Mods and being undestroyable. Place it on top of SIA for storage...

>> No.2256627

Let's get it pumped by normies and dump on them

>> No.2256756

>>2256627
>normies
>pumping a 4chan coin for normies
>implying normies touch anything 4chan related
But we could pump it on 4chan. i.e. take /biz/coin and tell folks on /b/ and /soc/ that hiroshimoot teamed up with /biz/ to create a 4chan currency that is to be used to buy nudes from girls on that boards, to incentivise camwhoring.

>> No.2256783

>>2256294
I barely understand how crypto is exchanged for USD. How would you exchange it for gold? Take it to the crypto bank?

>> No.2256808

>>2255399
do a torrent client like blockchain
if u upload u mine shit
if u download u burn ur shit

>> No.2256836

>>2255378
b2reddit

>> No.2256891

>>2255372
Ok faggots.

Want to make 2 million dollars easily from an ICO? Here's what you do fag:

1) no one will buy your coin unless it has a gimmick. The #1 best, untapped meme gimmick for crypto is QUANTUM. Quantum secure coins will buzzword every cryptonews outlet into covering it.

2) Ethereum Metropolis coming later this year will allow for custom signature methods. All you need to do is replace it with Quantum secure lamport signatures instead of the old Elliptic Curve signatures.

3) Pay a pajeet to create a new coin build on top of the ethereum network. Pay another pajeet to set up the ICO contract for you.

4) Congratulations, you have now tapped into the most powerful money making scheme of the decade: The crowdsale. You can make millions like this.

ALTERNATE SCAM:

1) Tell investors you need money to develop a quantum secure coin.

2) Collect bitcoins from hungry investors you find online. Then just keep the money.

>> No.2256956

I am really serious about want to create an altcoin too, still trying to think of a good selling/hype point. I have a novel idea for distribution that hasn't been done yet.

Basically to make your own coin you need:
coin name, coin logo, coin main web site, block explorer, paper wallet generator, linux wallet, windows wallet, mac wallet, github page with source code, several seed computers, social media accounts and a few other things I missed.

Then need to join an exchange quickly or just make your own exchange. BTC -> Your Coin, and Your Coin -> BTC. If you do your own exchange need to have a secure server(s) and hot wallets.

You should also have some services like a dice site, maybe a market place, etc. Your coin has no reason to exist if it has no services to spend it on.

If I make a coin I actually want it to have some success and usage and not just a pump and dump.

>> No.2257020

>>2255379
exactly this.

Memecoins are destined to fall face flat in value as no developer gives enough of a fuck to work for it to be valuable.

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>>2255816
>tfw moot left years ago now
I want it to stop.

>> No.2257368

>>2255378
More like PND coin.

>> No.2257418

>>2255399
I have an idea but I only want to discuss it with someone who is serious.

If you are serious, reply with an image of a cow and I'll give you my email.

>> No.2257423

>>2255372
You're gonna need design work. That's expensive. I'm a graphic designer and can do it for free as long as I get enough coins to take me to lamboland.

>> No.2257424

>>2256891
Why didn't you do all that yourself?

>> No.2257487

>>2255399
Coin that emails a random celebrity Gore every transaction and you get nodes by indexing celebrity email addresses

>> No.2257523

>>2255425
The question is would the fire rise, or would it crash with no survivors?

>> No.2257841

BounceCoin when

>> No.2257866

>>2255372

https://twitter.com/BTCPrice_Live - Thoughts?

>> No.2257950

>>2256891
Why does it need to be a scam though? I'd rather just work on a 4chan coin that's actually as retarded as this site with the hope of seeing it grow organically as a retarded coin alongside this basketweaving hellhole.

>>2256891
>>2255399
If people are serious, I'd do a logo/graphic design for one.

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>>2255372
We are. Join the discord.

https://discord.gg/gk9Sxeq

>> No.2258536

(you)coin
Integrate it into 4chan so you can tip anons for their shitposts. Canadians and Australians will be the market dominators, as well as Japan, but there's room for other quality content as well.