Uniswap Token Is Out!

[Anonymous No.22552482]

Get in here faggots, Uniswap got a token as well now.
https://uniswap.org/blog/uni/

[Anonymous No.22552499]

No liquidity on Uniswap

[Anonymous No.22552512]

there are a ton of these what is the play I ahve 2 eth sitting on sidelines let me go with yall

[Anonymous No.22552597]

>>22552482
Why is there 0 liquidity on this fuckin thing?

[Anonymous No.22552726]

>>22552482
RIP sushiswap

[Anonymous No.22552867]

Literally free eth btw. Just sold my 400 uni for 2 eth.
Check out this link to get your free uni tokens: https://cloudflare-ipfs.com/ipfs/Qmc3j4EZYVG69JTA11j5CeUAvjqWokNEHxb5TgKzJSiQbQ/#/swap

[Anonymous No.22552972]

>>22552867
Everybody who has ever used uniswap v1 or v2 got at least 400 tokens to claim there. Since it's a 1bil coin it'll dump hard so I'd sell if you can get any good amount of eth out of it.

[Anonymous No.22553000]

>>22552867
>Check out this link to get your free uni tokens: https://cloudflare-ipfs.com/ipfs/Qmc3j4EZYVG69JTA11j5CeUAvjqWokNEHxb5TgKzJSiQbQ/#/swap

thx for the virus. typing this on my calculator

[Anonymous No.22553009]

>>22552972
did you just reply to your own post?

[Anonymous No.22553018]

>>22553000
Lol it's a cloudflare link. Was the only one I found that could actually let me claim my tokens.

[Anonymous No.22553057]

>>22553009
Yes.

Oh and apparently Uniswap themselves tweeted that link anyway
https://twitter.com/UniswapProtocol/status/1306392390945701889

[Anonymous No.22553062]

>>22552972


srsly, how to claim?

[Anonymous No.22553083]

>>22553062
Click the link and connect your wallet bro

[Anonymous No.22553123]

>>22553083
>Click the link and connect your wallet bro

thx done. clicked this:
https://twitter.com/UniswapProtocol/status/1306392390945701889

[Anonymous No.22553128]

>>22553057
Ok claimed it, you're alright.

[Anonymous No.22553141]

why isnt that app loading for me

[Anonymous No.22553156]

>>22552867
>Just sold my 400 uni for 2 eth
it is now worth 1.45 ETH.

srsly nice gift. def. wait this one out before selling.... right?

[Anonymous No.22553169]

>>22552482
>https://twitter.com/UniswapProtocol/status/1306392390945701889
so everyone get some? better sell before the grand dump

[Anonymous No.22553184]

>>22553156
Dude this is a 1bil supply coin and hundreds of thousands of people got at least 400 for free. Dump that shit before the price goes to like 1 cent.

[Anonymous No.22553188]

>>22553123
Didn't work for me :/

[Anonymous No.22553196]

>>22553141
app isn't working for a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.22553205]

>>22553184
It's also at the center of defi

[Anonymous No.22553217]

This is a virus, got uni token and my 300 btc disappeared

[Anonymous No.22553222]

fuck me why does it take forever to approve the token

[Anonymous No.22553237]

how do I sell this shit?

[Anonymous No.22553238]

>>22552867
is that link legit or are you just trying to scam me?

[Anonymous No.22553243]

if you guys are selling for only 2 eth, you are literally 0 iq

[Anonymous No.22553256]

>>22553184
sushi was >$7 though

[Anonymous No.22553270]

>>22553243
m8 the market cap is way overpriced for 600 mil tokens

[Anonymous No.22553271]

>>22553243
explain

[Anonymous No.22553285]

>>22552482
>
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY I DIDN'T PUT MORE GAS IT'S DUMPING

[Anonymous No.22553298]

>>22553238
too late I'm redeeming it now still pending though FUCK

[Anonymous No.22553317]

i dont get where to claim just see the same old trade window

[Anonymous No.22553342]

>>22553298
fuck it I guess that website is legit now I'm approving it

[Anonymous No.22553370]

>>22553270
sweet got my free 2 ETH im out.

[Anonymous No.22553378]

>>22553370
ngmi

[Anonymous No.22553384]

>>22553370
at least I think it's overpriced, could be completely wrong

[Anonymous No.22553391]

what slippage do i put

[Anonymous No.22553397]

Pending for 10mins

[Anonymous No.22553409]

>>22553384
>>22553370

There are two paths we can take in any situation: one is the path of rewards in short-term (Instant gratification), and the other is the more difficult path of delaying rewards for a much bigger reward in the future (Delayed gratification).

http://stayinvested.net/2019/10/21/inculcating-investing-habits-in-your-children-delayed-gratification/

[Anonymous No.22553420]

Address has no available claim

[Anonymous No.22553428]

MOTHERFUCKER THE APPROVAL TRANSACTION FAILED WTF

[Anonymous No.22553435]

>>22553370
>tfw only 1.4 eth

[Anonymous No.22553437]

>>22553428
mine is still pending fuckk

[Anonymous No.22553439]

>>22553409
do both and self only half faggot

[Anonymous No.22553441]

my fuckin uniswap isnt loading..

[Anonymous No.22553447]

>>22552482

imagine the twitter got hacked and you approve your whole wallet to the fake network.

[Anonymous No.22553450]

I followed the link. Connected my wallet. And no tokens magically appeared. Do I need to do something more?

[Anonymous No.22553467]

>>22553439
based

[Anonymous No.22553470]

If this is anything like the first UNI token, it will MOON within the first 24 hours

[Anonymous No.22553496]

>>22553447
imagine the website just gave 1-2 eth for free but you dont take them because you're a cringe paranoid faggot who thinks it can be a scam

[Anonymous No.22553500]

why does it say no available CLAIM

[Anonymous No.22553521]

>>22553496
How the fuck do I claim?

[Anonymous No.22553527]

FUCK IT'S BEEN 7 MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22553532]

>>22553450
Same for me

[Anonymous No.22553538]

>>22553447
at the same exact time they launch the coin...take your meds.

[Anonymous No.22553540]

DO I DUMP THIS SHIT OR HOLD? There's no way people are just gonna hold 400 free UNI this is gonna dump.

[Anonymous No.22553551]

>>22553439

thought about selling 25-50%... but why? I don't need the ETH now and believe in UNI.

[Anonymous No.22553555]

>>22552482
fuck i only got 1.21 eth of it, but cannot wait to see if it rises more with all the stuck transactions that normies probably have

[Anonymous No.22553571]

>>22553496
Nah this is actually real, surprisingly, thought it was a scam with that odd link but go google uniswap twitter and they explain why.

[Anonymous No.22553573]

hold up at 150 mil tokens (I thought the circulating supply was 600 mil right now) this is pretty fairly valued at ~$1. if people get passive income from holding this coin then it might not dump, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.22553579]

>>22553538
Go to link. Top right three dots click, and then it says claim uni at the bottom of the list. For some reason I have no uni to claim. wtf

[Anonymous No.22553581]

>>22553551
the banner it's already popping in the site once people return home and see it they are going to dump it

[Anonymous No.22553593]

>>22553579
https://uniswap.org/blog/uni/

[Anonymous No.22553601]

How do I get free greenbacks

[Anonymous No.22553607]

>>22553573
free coins never go up at first, maybe in the future it goes moon but this is going to get dumped in the first hours

[Anonymous No.22553609]

>>22552482
>need gas fees
FUCK THIS

[Anonymous No.22553613]

>>22553397
20min with fast gas prices

[Anonymous No.22553636]

poggers?

[Anonymous No.22553638]

>>22553607
fuck my approval tx has been pending for 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.22553640]

>>22553607
yeah it ALWAYS dumps at the beginning of an airdrop, there's absolutely no reason not to buy back in tomorrow if you want to hold

[Anonymous No.22553654]

>>22553607

again, sushi, yfi etc.

[Anonymous No.22553656]

>>22553540
>>22553555
It's going up. I was going to buy this shit then I found out I have it already. Sick.


What is the circulating supply now? Not much. What is this worth? Much. Not selling. Not telling you what to do.

[Anonymous No.22553661]

>>22552482
if you never made a uniswap trade before can you make one now and claim?> ive only ever made failed trades

[Anonymous No.22553662]

>>22553638
yeah everyone it's claiming cancel it and put 600 wei in the next one that went instantly for me

[Anonymous No.22553670]

>>22553661
failed traders are include in the 400 free token drop

[Anonymous No.22553671]

>>22553271
>>22553270
just tried to bait a little pump, sold for 1.5
free eth is free eth, idgaf if it pumps 100x from now

[Anonymous No.22553672]

got my free 1.25 eth with double the high gas price on uniswap, suck my cock
later losers

[Anonymous No.22553681]

>>22553662
should I speed it up or cancel it?

[Anonymous No.22553690]

>>22553670
LP snapshot Sept 1st

[Anonymous No.22553703]

>>22553593
I don't get it. I've traded on Uni for two months with my meta mask wallet. Why tf am I not eligible to claim?

[Anonymous No.22553706]

>>22553656
it's jumping all around because normies don't know how gas actually works and all txs are getting stuck

[Anonymous No.22553718]

>>22553123
Thanks, bro. Just got my linkies stolen.

[Anonymous No.22553722]

sold for 1.6 ETH , FREE FUCKING MONEY WTF???

[Anonymous No.22553723]

>>22553672
it is rising the moment I type this shit

[Anonymous No.22553728]

>>22553527
>>22553532
Toggle advance settings on MetaMask, custome NONCE, and check for your earliest pending TX. Etherscan, See move, see what the Nonce is. Copy it. Open MetaMask and send yourself a TX (can be 0 ETH) and crank up the custom TX fee to 150 GEWI and 100,000 Gas limit. Hit send. Wait 2 minutes.

[Anonymous No.22553730]

Thank you anon
God bless you

[Anonymous No.22553732]

>>22553681
how much did you put? the default metamask values aren't passing

[Anonymous No.22553753]

Should I just straight up buy this shit tonight??

[Anonymous No.22553757]

>>22553670
idk it says this

[Anonymous No.22553766]

>>22552482
Thanks for the heads-up, anon
We're all gonna fucking make it

[Anonymous No.22553775]

>>22553732
I doubled it and it went through almost instant

[Anonymous No.22553776]

I can't believe I sold my ticket to financial freedom for 1.3 ETH.

[Anonymous No.22553779]

WTF literally free money LMAO

[Anonymous No.22553782]

>>22553723
liquidity is 110k:
36,885
UNI
143.86488
ETH
400 was distributed to anyone who has EVER used uniswap
it's gonna dump bro, trust me

[Anonymous No.22553787]

FUCK DO I HOLD OR DO I SELL? I'M A POORFAG. If i sell what do i set the slippage to?

[Anonymous No.22553788]

they fked this up supply way too huge

[Anonymous No.22553798]

i jacked the gas, still waiting...its going to fail for sure..., down to 1.41 eth

[Anonymous No.22553805]

>>22553782
https://uniswap.info/token/0x1f9840a85d5aF5bf1D1762F925BDADdC4201F984

price is at $1.73 rn

[Anonymous No.22553806]

I traded with two addresses on uniswap... So I get 400 each? How the fuck is the price so high lmao

[Anonymous No.22553820]

What the fuck all my ETH got drained??

[Anonymous No.22553823]

>>22553728
>See move, see what the Nonce is. Copy it.
what the do I do with it after that?

[Anonymous No.22553837]

>>22553806
it's just came out, trxs getting stuck so people can't sell and speculator are buying

[Anonymous No.22553838]

>>22553690
I'm actually going to kill myself. Sept. 2 was my first day trading on Uni

[Anonymous No.22553846]

>>22553806
>tfw didn't trade with a bunch of uniswap accounts

[Anonymous No.22553869]

got my 2 eth holy fuck thanks

[Anonymous No.22553872]

wait so is this shit actually legit?
i dont wanna pay 4 bucks in gas fees to find my entire wallet cleaned

[Anonymous No.22553874]

>>22553846
>yfw pajeets that used multiple accounts for their scam coins are getting rich and you don't

[Anonymous No.22553877]

what the fuck cunt i doubled gas and it's still fucked

[Anonymous No.22553882]

>>22553837
Managed to sell one. Got 1.4 ETH... This is like, the day India was saved. What the fuck...

Dunno what to do with the other 400. Maybe I should dump it as well.

[Anonymous No.22553883]

>>22552482
Traded like crazy on uniswap for the last months and still only got 400.
What gives?

[Anonymous No.22553886]

What gas amt did you guys use? My shit is stuck

[Anonymous No.22553887]

>>22553872
Yes, uniswap tweeted it, see >>22553057
I just got like 1.2 ETH, just make sure to manually set gas fees on the high side

[Anonymous No.22553901]

>>22553886
700 wei passed instantly

[Anonymous No.22553905]

>>22553886
0.015 Ether
even if I up it again I won't have enough eth to sell

[Anonymous No.22553909]

>>22553883
You need to have provided liquidity to get more uni tokens. I got 417, some big yield farmer I know got 4k.

[Anonymous No.22553913]

>>22553886
Manually set to 200 gwei in metamask, went through in like 20 secs

[Anonymous No.22553914]

>>22553872
and that cloudflare site is sketchy af
>>22553887
i guess the account's been around for a while
they should really get verified though

[Anonymous No.22553919]

I started trading this month and missed out on this goodie. FML

[Anonymous No.22553920]

>>22553806
No clue, Ive used dozens of accounts, today has been a good day. Dumping one account every couple mins.

[Anonymous No.22553924]

>>22553838
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IM POOR AND THIS WOULDVE CHANGED MY LIFE

[Anonymous No.22553937]

chart https://chartex.pro/?symbol=UNISWAP:UNI

[Anonymous No.22553947]

>>22553920
I just claimed the second one. Will see if I dump it or what... I don't know, this can have a retarded pump and I already got 1.4 ETH for free...

[Anonymous No.22553949]

WTF UNI IS PUMPING

[Anonymous No.22553951]

>>22553776
I sold my ticket to 2 ETH for 1.3 ETH.

[Anonymous No.22553970]

FUCKING FINALLY CUNT
SHOULD I SELL

[Anonymous No.22553971]

Just realized I have a second account I traded on. Redeeming an extra 2eth now, holy fuck

[Anonymous No.22553983]

who bought the socks?

[Anonymous No.22553986]

So do we know anything about the token utility? Do we get a cut of the fees? I want to buy in more buy I think this will settle around $1

[Anonymous No.22553994]

oh shit, its going up, 2.2 now

[Anonymous No.22553996]

Holy fuck free money, thanks OP.

[Anonymous No.22554004]

>>22553949
YEAH FUCKING THIS BRUV WTF THANK FUCK THAT APPROVAL DIDN'T COME IN SOONER
>>22553986
https://uniswap.org/blog/uni/

[Anonymous No.22554034]

you can't just print mo-

[Anonymous No.22554068]

FUCKING GAS PRICES ARE SKYROCKETING NOTHING IS GOING TRHOUGH

[Anonymous No.22554077]

>>22553728
did this and lost my uni and got no ETH. thanks for scamming me of $800

[Anonymous No.22554081]

SHOULD I SELL>????????

[Anonymous No.22554086]

[Anonymous No.22554088]

why is it telling me i have none to claim. I use uniswap all the time.

[Anonymous No.22554092]

2.3 ETH already holy hell...

[Anonymous No.22554093]

>>22553886
go to ethgasstation.info and set the gas to highest+1

[Anonymous No.22554101]

ive made many trades but says I dont get any claim

[Anonymous No.22554105]

>>22552482
I SOLD THEM ALL FOR 1.2 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOSED 1 ETHER FUCK

[Anonymous No.22554111]

fuck

[Anonymous No.22554124]

>>22554088
Snapshot is Sept. 1. I literally started trading the next day. I'm so fucking sad

[Anonymous No.22554128]

BINANCE LISTING WE ARE MOONING FOLKS 2.5 ETH for 400

[Anonymous No.22554146]

>>22553728
Don’t listen to this retarded faggot over complicating things. Just SEND 0 ETH to your same address and edit the gas to be higher it’s really not that hard

[Anonymous No.22554147]

>>22554105

you are the stupid kid which eats the first cookie and doesn't wait for the 2nd.

>>22553409


There are two paths we can take in any situation: one is the path of rewards in short-term (Instant gratification), and the other is the more difficult path of delaying rewards for a much bigger reward in the future (Delayed gratification).

http://stayinvested.net/2019/10/21/inculcating-investing-habits-in-your-children-delayed-gratification/

[Anonymous No.22554149]

Ffs so if you never used uniswap and decide to do it tonight, you won’t get 400 UNI?

[Anonymous No.22554159]

WTFWT?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.22554173]

>>22552597
kek, because so many swaps happen if you want to add liquidity you gotta use a ridiculous amount of gwei and get lucky

[Anonymous No.22554176]

how the fuck do i claim WTF?

[Anonymous No.22554177]

>>22554149
the cutoff date was sept 2nd retard
otherwise people would be making 50 new accs and claiming their free coins

[Anonymous No.22554183]

>>22554149
Why would they reward you for never using it until you were paid to?

[Anonymous No.22554187]

30 minutes waiting for this transaction so far but maybe it's a blessing. price is pumping. I might just keep it

[Anonymous No.22554189]

>>22554128
>BINANCE LISTING

this is real
https://www.binance.com/en/support/articles/64d3dbe17d114c24b6c0007f48459f5f?

[Anonymous No.22554199]

its been 20 minutes and my claim still hasnt gone through

[Anonymous No.22554207]

>>22554187
kek this is how I feel too
just got listed on binance too
funds are saifu

[Anonymous No.22554221]

>>22554189
>Its real
Jesus

[Anonymous No.22554229]

>>22554189
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[Anonymous No.22554233]

Should we sell or hold???????

[Anonymous No.22554234]

>>22554189
oh fuck and i just sold mine for only 2.5 eth :(

[Anonymous No.22554254]

this is all habbening so fast bros

[Anonymous No.22554268]

yfw we are unironically *ALL*
going to make it

[Anonymous No.22554275]

>>22554189
Hotbit listed it today

[Anonymous No.22554277]

>>22554268
you are a MANIAC

[Anonymous No.22554279]

>>22554199
same. I did what this guy (>>22553728
) said too and didn't so shit

[Anonymous No.22554282]

Binance trading starting at 11pm est........ pump???

[Anonymous No.22554291]

>just got back from driving 200 miles for work
>this is waiting for me

Thank you based sushi hater

[Anonymous No.22554292]

>>22554221
Be careful man, this shit is going to dump. I guarantee it. Only 36k of the 150mil circulating supply is in the pool (total supply is 1bil, too), I honestly have no idea who's selling. It would only take 36k worth of sells to halve the price, and that means 90 people (90*400 free = 36000) to sell. I seriously have NO idea who's buying, but I guarantee you there's no way it's going to stay this high.

[Anonymous No.22554294]

FML, I sold for 1.2 ETH

[Anonymous No.22554299]

WHERE IS MY FREE UNI I THOUGHT ALL HISTORICAL USERS GET FREE UNI WHY IS MINE NOT SHOWING UP PLEASE HELP ME!!?!!??!?!?

[Anonymous No.22554309]

after claiming and approving I don't have enough ether to sell, i'm sending more right now, based

[Anonymous No.22554325]

kek this shit is gonna have at least 5 billion market cap long term and may even hit 10 billion in the short term from the euphoria.

[Anonymous No.22554326]

>>22554233
sell a small percentage but not much. DCA.

[Anonymous No.22554339]

>>22554292
Update, liquidity has quadrupled but still, that means 360 people selling all at once.

[Anonymous No.22554354]

>>22554292
150m circulating supply, its going for $1.7 each.... thats not even 300m market cap? fucking SUSHI had that much. I'd say it's not really overvalued

[Anonymous No.22554359]

>>22554229

the next question would be how to profit from this without selling? if we provide liquidity we can end up with only ETH right? never provided before.

[Anonymous No.22554362]

>>22554339
>>22554325
Should I buy??

[Anonymous No.22554365]

>>22554339
keep in mind, addresses do not equal people
some people trade on uniswap with multiple addresses

[Anonymous No.22554369]

where the fuck are my tokans!!!!

[Anonymous No.22554371]

tfw you have 3 accounts and get 1200 ahhahahahhahaha

[Anonymous No.22554392]

>>22554365
that's what he means retard

[Anonymous No.22554394]

>>22554359
Dunno man, but this is going to be a ride either way in the next few days.

[Anonymous No.22554395]

Sold for 2.2 eth, and not looking back. Whatever.

[Anonymous No.22554404]

Free 2.5 ETH lets gooooooooo

[Anonymous No.22554425]

>>22554392
I'M RETARDED RETARD

[Anonymous No.22554432]

Fucking transaction gets stuck, I hope Vitalik gets raped in the congo

[Anonymous No.22554439]

>>22554354
For a coin that literally just got released and handed out for free, I'd say it's high.

[Anonymous No.22554448]

>>22554268

[Anonymous No.22554450]

Whats the game plan here? Dump on binance instead?

[Anonymous No.22554452]

Is it still worth something? Taking forever to fucking claim mine. What slippage percent to sell?

[Anonymous No.22554456]

price is now $3.11

in on legendary post

[Anonymous No.22554457]

>>22554371
you lucky motherfucker

[Anonymous No.22554460]

>first started using uniswap on 4th of september
time to kill myself

[Anonymous No.22554465]

>tfw paid 1 month of rent doing nothing

[Anonymous No.22554466]

what's everyone buying with their free $800?

[Anonymous No.22554477]

>>22554456
fuck breh is the default gas price enough or am I going to get fucked in the ass?

[Anonymous No.22554481]

this made my fucking week omg omg omg ogm gom gogm gmoswfhsal;kiudfhgdswlIAUBFaswdFdszgsdefrh awer hahahaha

[Anonymous No.22554498]

>>22554466
wait wtf it's $1200 now?!

[Anonymous No.22554505]

>Address has no available claim
wtf outside of a few coinbase transactions to get eth, I only use uniswap...

[Anonymous No.22554515]

>>22554477
turn on advanced gas options in uni and set it for double the amount it currently is. 500 confirmed it for me in >1min

[Anonymous No.22554516]

[Anonymous No.22554519]

>>22554477
https://ethgasstation.info/

right now:
308 trader< ASAP
260 fast< 2m

[Anonymous No.22554528]

VITALIK YOU STUPID NIGGER FIX THE NETWORK

[Anonymous No.22554535]

>>22554505
Did you start trading after September 1st?

[Anonymous No.22554539]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA APPROVEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.22554557]

>>22554535
yes? i did

[Anonymous No.22554558]

>gas says $7.50 for fast
>confirm
>etherscan says 21 hours
>speed up, gas at $8.50
>ok
>etherscan says less than 2 minutes
>it's been 10 minutes

This really is the future, huh? GIBE FREE MONI PLOS

[Anonymous No.22554560]

LOL HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

I FUCKING LOVE YOU NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.22554563]

PLEASE APPROVE

[Anonymous No.22554567]

>>22554505
Did you ever provide liquidity?

[Anonymous No.22554569]

scam

1billion tokens and 2% annual inflation rate

[Anonymous No.22554571]

>>22554539
you better increase that gas nigga before they run out of tokens

[Anonymous No.22554576]

Toasting in epic bread. 1200 free wingwangs thanks Trump!

[Anonymous No.22554581]

>>22554439
The coin just got released sure. The project is literally the most used one on Ethereum retard. It's not like this is a shitcoin project.

[Anonymous No.22554587]

shit its pumping, should we hold??

[Anonymous No.22554600]

27 minutes....

[Anonymous No.22554603]

>>22552482
haha I just sold for 3.5 Eth

Later virgins

[Anonymous No.22554612]

>>22554569

[Anonymous No.22554624]

>>22554587
i'd transfer to binance and set a really high sell order. there's always one huge green dildo on opening.

[Anonymous No.22554633]

There's no ETH left I had to put everything for this last bit of gas please sell you bastarding piece of shit

[Anonymous No.22554640]

Everyone selling for a mere 1k now will neck themselves. Once the weak hands are out this is going parabolic.

[Anonymous No.22554650]

HOLY SHIT 3.7 ETH EZ CLAP

[Anonymous No.22554653]

>>22554557
You have to have traded before then to be eligible

[Anonymous No.22554656]

vitalik, I swear to fucking god
don't test me.

[Anonymous No.22554668]

>>22554656
Set gas to 450 for insta transactions

[Anonymous No.22554678]

est duration for my claim went from 1-2 min to 24 hours and metamask glitched out and said it cancelled, so I can't adjust gas fees. guess I'm waiting out the transaction. hope it's worth holding for binance lmao

[Anonymous No.22554690]

>>22554678
I'll say a prayer for the souls of the holders

[Anonymous No.22554695]

>21 hours to approve

[Anonymous No.22554697]

VITALIK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I HAVE 3 TRANSACTIONS STUCK FUCK

[Anonymous No.22554698]

literally free ~1200 USD lol, already got them even

[Anonymous No.22554708]

sold for 3 eth. Im out. Later bitches

[Anonymous No.22554713]

>>22554535
>>22554567
I figured it out after calming down, it was the ipfs link so umatrix was blocking scripts. I'm a brainlet.

[Anonymous No.22554720]

APPROVE THE FUCKING TRANSACTION VITALIK FAGGOT I WANT MY $1K

[Anonymous No.22554724]

>>22554668
im trying to fucking approve cant set gas for that

[Anonymous No.22554727]

THANK YOU VITALIK I DON'T MIND SPENDING $50 ON GAS I JUST MADE $1400

[Anonymous No.22554729]

>>22554678
A trick I found out is using a different wallet app and sending 0.00000001 eth to another address you own. Make it have a very high gwei and it will have a duplicate nonce and cancel all prior transactions when it's completed

[Anonymous No.22554731]

Not selling goys

[Anonymous No.22554735]

so many people are dumping before binance and it's not tanking, it might actually be worth it to hold. oh well I'm cucked either way

[Anonymous No.22554738]

I'm in tears. I have so many stuck transactions

[Anonymous No.22554741]

>>22554724
you can just click advanced tab

[Anonymous No.22554750]

>>22554735
This thing is going to be selling off for the next 24 hours at least. We shall see at the end of that where it lies

[Anonymous No.22554754]

>>22554729
will try ty

[Anonymous No.22554758]

>>22554738
Clear them for god sake man just clear the fuckers

[Anonymous No.22554764]

>>22554741
not saying you're wrong but 1500$ is 1500$ brudda, don't want to be too cocky here

[Anonymous No.22554771]

>>22554558
>IT CHANGED TO 21 HOURS


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VITALIK YOU DAMN FURRY SKELETON LET ME CANCEL MY TRANSACTIONS

[Anonymous No.22554779]

after clearing multiple stuck tx's including 3.77 price, i ended up getting 2.6 out.
ethereum is garbage

[Anonymous No.22554782]

if somebody send me some eth Ill send them double or even triple the amount in sushi

[Anonymous No.22554785]

IF I HAD ONLY STARTED USING UNISWAP A FEW DAYS EARLIER AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22554787]

I NEED CB TO FUCKING SEND MY ETHER TO MY WALLET AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GAS FEES ARE FUCKING ME OVER

[Anonymous No.22554789]

In this moment, I am euphoric

[Anonymous No.22554791]

mfw ppl are getting 1200 worth of eth for free adn thats as big as my whole stack

[Anonymous No.22554795]

can someone explain wtf is going ? all i know is uniswap is a gas station and somehow you make money off it ?

[Anonymous No.22554797]

ITS DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAH EVERYONE GET OUT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22554799]

>>22554735
i already sent my uni to binance and i'm gonna set a sell for 10 eth.

[Anonymous No.22554802]

>>22552482
ITS WORTH 2k NOW. WTFFFFFFF.
THE VILLAGES ARE HAVING PARTIES RIGHT NOW! INDIA SAVED SIRS!

[Anonymous No.22554805]

>>22554782
I would if I could trust you

[Anonymous No.22554808]

easiest fucking $1200 I've ever made

[Anonymous No.22554809]

>>22552482
>320 GWEI
>still pending for 10 minutes
what the fuck....

[Anonymous No.22554816]

>>22554741
what the fuuckk is an advance taaaab
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.22554817]

>>22552482
Oh also I have 4 accounts and 3 of them received the 400 drop. If you used UNI on some other accounts in the past, check them.

[Anonymous No.22554820]

NO FREE MONEY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE
NGMI

[Anonymous No.22554822]

randomly browsing biz in bed with sleepy eyes and finding this thread made me 1500$ bros, thanks

[Anonymous No.22554823]

>>22554791
Just got 2800 FOR FREE NIGGER

[Anonymous No.22554826]

>>22554802
Superpower by 2020 was true after all

[Anonymous No.22554831]

>>22554805
bro if just enough eth to claim the uni Id send triple the amount in sushi no lie

[Anonymous No.22554842]

AHHHH I never traded with all these shitty extra wallets I set up.
Got 2.86 eth though.
Set everything to 415 gas after initially just choosing "Fast" which was nowhere near enough

[Anonymous No.22554846]

>>22554817
This This This

[Anonymous No.22554850]

>>22554822
Same bro my gf is pissed because I had to fucking fly out of bed to get this shit

[Anonymous No.22554859]

>price is literally dumping now

[Anonymous No.22554869]

>>22552482
thanks anon, you actually did something cool here

[Anonymous No.22554872]

>21 hours to transfer eth just to pay gas to get my eth

[Anonymous No.22554874]

>>22554859
Just pumped again shrimp dick

[Anonymous No.22554887]

>>22554859
Sold at peak with 2 account for 2.8k
EZ

[Anonymous No.22554891]

>>22554779
How do you clear it? One of mine is stuck as well WTF

[Anonymous No.22554896]

>>22554816
Click edit, then once in the next screen it takes you to to automatically select different gas prices look to the top right. It will say 'advanced' in grey letters. In that tab you can customize gas to higher than the default suggestions

[Anonymous No.22554899]

REEEEEEEE I HATE MYSELF FOR NOT USING UNISWAP 1 DAY EARLIER

[Anonymous No.22554905]

>>22554899
SUICIDE PACT NOW

[Anonymous No.22554910]

this is so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.22554913]

>>22554899
You had to use it before September 1st.

[Anonymous No.22554917]

>lost 1k on unilayer
>yes I can get it back
>it's stuck
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HATE THIS SO GOD DAMN FUCKING MUCH I CAN NEVER WIN

[Anonymous No.22554918]

hahaahahaha literally selling billion dollar dex token.
>ngmi

[Anonymous No.22554923]

>>22554896
Dont tell the newfags

[Anonymous No.22554926]

>>22554612
So we get 400 every month?

[Anonymous No.22554927]

Welp, I FOMO'd in again after selling and lost $70 trying to swing

[Anonymous No.22554929]

>>22554891
Write down the nonce of the transaction that's stuck then send 0 ETH to yourself on fast with the same nonce, sometimes you have to do it twice but that should shift the annoying bastards

[Anonymous No.22554938]

Gonna pump so hard at 11pm est for binance listing

[Anonymous No.22554940]

>>22554918
Eh this is going to go much lower, $1 would be about my guess. This shit has to be farmed. Best to wait till inflation decreases to reenter.

[Anonymous No.22554970]

>sold my UNI for 2 free ETH
>pay 400 gwei for Gas fees to frontrun all the normies
>its now started dumping
>mfw

[Anonymous No.22554973]

>>22554918
India is asleep right now buddy, waking up in an hour or so. What do you think is gonna happen when they see they can claim ~1-2 ETH for free to feed their village for a month?

[Anonymous No.22554993]

So let me get this straight, circ. supply is 150M, currently trading at 2.2$ -> 330M cap
This is lower than YFI, LEND, SNX, NXM, MKR, COMP
Heh, suit yourself

[Anonymous No.22555013]

>>22554993
what are you saying anon?

[Anonymous No.22555030]

>>22554929
I have the nonce of the transaction but I don’t see a spot to input that number when I go to send something to my address even when clicking advanced. Am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.22555031]

>>22554993
So this can x2 minimum is what you are saying?

[Anonymous No.22555032]

>>22554993
What do you think the price of those other tokens would be if literally all of them were dumped on the market simultaneously?

[Anonymous No.22555033]

>mfw getting uni for my cb and metamask wallets

[Anonymous No.22555038]

>>22554993
dude every one just got a airdrop dumb ass

[Anonymous No.22555039]

>>22555013
He thinks people have sold too early

[Anonymous No.22555061]

>>22555013
basically all the third worlders who used uniswap are gonna dump it low but once they're done selling it's going to skyrocket

[Anonymous No.22555062]

why the fuck i cant get my unis
700 gas shouldn't be enough?

[Anonymous No.22555063]

>>22555039
I am very interested to see where it goes but it's going down first.

[Anonymous No.22555068]

Somebody open a new thread

[Anonymous No.22555070]

>>22554896
fucking based
thanks fren

[Anonymous No.22555079]

>>22554993
I find it hard to believe a free airdrop worth over $1k won't dump. I have bagheld a lot of times not gonna do it with a free 1.2k on the table

[Anonymous No.22555084]

>>22554612
S C A M

C

A

M

[Anonymous No.22555085]

>>22554929
I did this and now it says that specific transaction will take over 21 hours. I'm fucking fucked.

[Anonymous No.22555094]

>>22555068
Done

[Anonymous No.22555097]

>>22555030
did you enable custom nonce in your metamask settings?

[Anonymous No.22555098]

>>22555030
CLICK THE LITTLE BUBBLE ON THE TOP RIGHT SETTINGS, ADVANCED AND THEN ENABLE CUSTOM NONCERY

[Anonymous No.22555119]

12 transactions just for the entire process and wasn't even able to complete the transaction when it was ~4 eth for 463 UNI

[Anonymous No.22555126]

>>22555030
If you use MyEtherWallet and go to Send Offline (instead of just send) there is a place to enter nonce.
Alternately, the speed up option in metamask basically does the same process so look for Speed Up on the transaction there first, or if you already sped it up once click the transaction again to open more info and the Speed Up will have moved to there

[Anonymous No.22555129]

>>22554970
2? KEK I sold mine at 3.5 literal top then it started dumping

[Anonymous No.22555140]

thx for the free money Hayden. makes up what I lost on a couple of failed transactions.

[Anonymous No.22555145]

>Take the airdrop cash out 75% of it to eth and stable coin
>stake the stable coin to farm more
>get the free UNI,

If this shit moons, I've got some skin in the game, if it doesn't I just go back to stablecoin and eth.

[Anonymous No.22555148]

>>22555098
oh shit this is easier, nice. Disregard My Ether Wallet suggestion

[Anonymous No.22555157]

this is absolute bullshit. HURRY UP FUCUKCKCKCK

[Anonymous No.22555162]

Sold my 400 UNI for 2.7 ETH AMA. LOOK AT ALL THE DUMB NIGGERS IN HERE WHO DONT KNOW HOW GAS WORKS OR HOW TO CANCEL TRANSACTIONS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

[Anonymous No.22555197]

binance trading starts in 25 minutes

[Anonymous No.22555199]

>>22555145
I like this. I feel like it has the potential to moon, so I'm keeping 25%. Dumping the rest for free money.

[Anonymous No.22555205]

I NEED A FUCKING CIG FOR THESE GAS FEES

[Anonymous No.22555210]

>>22555098
Wait which number do i input there?

[Anonymous No.22555220]

>>22555162
>sold a piece of a protocol that will make billions in yearly profit
>proud
never change /biz/

[Anonymous No.22555237]

I use coinbase wallet which doesn't let you change the fee amount or cancel, my 110 Gwei transaction will never go through

[Anonymous No.22555244]

>>22555210
Send a 0ETH transaction to your own address on a decently high gas using the same nonce as the transaction that is stuck and won't cancel might have to do it twice

[Anonymous No.22555248]

>>22554927
Anon... you are clinically retarded. Just take your free eth and don't look back.

[Anonymous No.22555255]

can't even approve the token for spending, shit stuck on 21 hours.... everyone having the same issue right? fucking shit

[Anonymous No.22555257]

>>22555129
I got 3.7 eth for mine holy fuck

[Anonymous No.22555259]

>>22555220
shut the fuck up moron, you stupid fucktard

[Anonymous No.22555265]

>>22555097
>>22555098
Thanks anons, it wasn’t enabled. Did it but it still hasn’t gone through yet... fuck

[Anonymous No.22555266]

>>22554927
yeah me too i only got .5 at the end

[Anonymous No.22555268]

>>22555220
it's nothing but a governance token with locked team and advisors getting a fair share.
it does have control over the the fee switch but that doesn't come on till 8 months at the earliest.

[Anonymous No.22555274]

>>22555259
oops i forgot you're right sorry

[Anonymous No.22555277]

thank got I managed to cancel my selling order. FUCK METAMASK FOR HIDING THE CUSTOM NONCE OPTION, almost head a fucking heart attack because of it. put 600 gwei fees to cancel and it finished in 30 seconds

[Anonymous No.22555279]

>try to cancel
>cancel is at 350 gwei
>try again
>370
>repeat this all the way to 600
>canceled
>claimed with 600
>worked instantly

HAHAHAHA MONEY SKELETON, YOU CANNOT STOP ME

[Anonymous No.22555305]

>>22555220
didn't sushiswap already kill this thing? thanks for the free money hayden you stupid fagget

[Anonymous No.22555306]

>>22555265
Good luck bro. It normally works for me instantly once I've done it twice but then things haven't ever been like this before when I've had to cancel

[Anonymous No.22555332]

2.5 eth for free
why do I still feel empty bros

[Anonymous No.22555337]

How long you claim. Wtf the gas

[Anonymous No.22555341]

>>22555305
didn't kill it, just made it stronger. thanks chef

[Anonymous No.22555346]

15 minutes till trading starts on binance

[Anonymous No.22555348]

>>22555279
HAHAHAHA me too but I didnt claimed yet

[Anonymous No.22555376]

NEW THREAD
>>22555082
>>22555082
>>22555082
>>22555082
>>22555082

[Anonymous No.22555384]

>>22555346
im holding 400 through thsi shit just imagine what migh thappen, alread got 8 eth

[Anonymous No.22555385]

>>22555332
because handouts are jewry at its finest

[Anonymous No.22555434]

Oh thank fucking god I got it after cancelling 4 FUCKING TRANSACTIONS

Fucking Vitalik needs to be raped

[Anonymous No.22555436]

guys, this transaction is stuck
https://etherscan.io/tx/0x97e06f676742bd7ecd559b689ea0470d1b90f73b01f997e62311c13dc12d44b6
how can I cancel if the metamask says it failed already?

[Anonymous No.22555489]

>>22555436
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Price will go down 80% by the time this goes through

[Anonymous No.22555548]

>>22555489
yes, and I can't cancel on metamask, not even claim the unis

[Anonymous No.22555572]

THANKS FOR THE FREE 1K NOOBS

STRAIGHT IN XRP

XRP CHAD GANG

[Anonymous No.22555585]

>>22555436
in metamask settings, enable 'custom nonce'. find the nonce of your stuck transaction. start new transaction on metamask. send 0 ETH to whatever address. on the confirm screen, put in the nonce of your stuck tx. make sure you use a safe gas amount this time, 700 gwei should be good for now. send. this will overwrite/cancel the stuck transaction. I legit just did this and it went through immediately for 600 gwei

[Anonymous No.22555598]

>>22555070
no problemo

[Anonymous No.22555605]

>>22555548
You can cancel on metamask you can speed it up too

Anon.... research it asap before the price is >$1

[Anonymous No.22555612]

ok just sent all to binance, let's see what's gonna happen when the trading starts

[Anonymous No.22555622]

what pair will have the most volume on binance?

[Anonymous No.22555631]

NEW THREAD
>>22555082 (Cross-thread)
>>22555082 (Cross-thread)
>>22555082 (Cross-thread)
>>22555082 (Cross-thread)
>>22555082 (Cross-thread)

[Anonymous No.22555632]

>>22555622
usdt probably

[Anonymous No.22555794]

>>22555585
thank you, just enabled this option but I can't see where I change de nonce of the new transaction

[Anonymous No.22555888]

>>22555794
It's in the final confirmation page after you've chosen gas settings

[Anonymous No.22555915]

>>22555585
OH THANK YOU YOU'RE A GOD

[Anonymous No.22556006]

>>22554993
Wow. I think they need tube feeding. The spoon isn't working.

[Anonymous No.22556008]

Transaction created with a value of 0 ETH at 23:15 on 9/16/2020.

Transaction submitted with gas fee of 0.031 ETH at 23:15 on 9/16/2020.

Transaction resubmitted with gas fee increased to 0.035 ETH at 23:15 on 9/16/2020

Transaction cancel attempted with gas fee of 0.009 ETH at 23:36 on 9/16/2020

Transaction resubmitted with gas fee increased to 0.042 ETH at 23:39 on 9/16/2020

Transaction resubmitted with gas fee increased to 0.046 ETH at 23:40 on 9/16/2020
Speed up this transaction

Transaction cancel attempted with gas fee of 0.012 ETH at 23:51 on 9/16/2020

Transaction cancel attempted with gas fee of 0.013 ETH at 23:51 on 9/16/2020
Speed up this cancellation

Transaction submitted with gas fee of 0.015 ETH at 00:16 on 9/17/2020.


HAHAHAHAHAAHAH omg help me guys

[Anonymous No.22556210]

>>22552482
I have got 3 pending transactions , should i self transfer to latest nouce or cancel all three ?

[Anonymous No.22556228]

>>22556008
OK I GOT MY UNIS

[Anonymous No.22556395]

it brings me such joy to see my little autists finally happy.

pro tip, dont sell these... the pink wojaks in a week, well lets just say you dont want to be one of the ones posting, because you are going to pic related when you see whats next.

[Anonymous No.22556454]

>>22556228
How ? Did you cancel all previous transactions ?