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22552482 No.22552482 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Get in here faggots, Uniswap got a token as well now.
https://uniswap.org/blog/uni/

>> No.22552499

No liquidity on Uniswap

>> No.22552512

there are a ton of these what is the play I ahve 2 eth sitting on sidelines let me go with yall

>> No.22552597

>>22552482
Why is there 0 liquidity on this fuckin thing?

>> No.22552726

>>22552482
RIP sushiswap

>> No.22552867

Literally free eth btw. Just sold my 400 uni for 2 eth.
Check out this link to get your free uni tokens: https://cloudflare-ipfs.com/ipfs/Qmc3j4EZYVG69JTA11j5CeUAvjqWokNEHxb5TgKzJSiQbQ/#/swap

>> No.22552972

>>22552867
Everybody who has ever used uniswap v1 or v2 got at least 400 tokens to claim there. Since it's a 1bil coin it'll dump hard so I'd sell if you can get any good amount of eth out of it.

>> No.22553000

>>22552867
>Check out this link to get your free uni tokens: https://cloudflare-ipfs.com/ipfs/Qmc3j4EZYVG69JTA11j5CeUAvjqWokNEHxb5TgKzJSiQbQ/#/swap

thx for the virus. typing this on my calculator

>> No.22553009

>>22552972
did you just reply to your own post?

>> No.22553018

>>22553000
Lol it's a cloudflare link. Was the only one I found that could actually let me claim my tokens.

>> No.22553057

>>22553009
Yes.

Oh and apparently Uniswap themselves tweeted that link anyway
https://twitter.com/UniswapProtocol/status/1306392390945701889

>> No.22553062

>>22552972


srsly, how to claim?

>> No.22553083

>>22553062
Click the link and connect your wallet bro

>> No.22553123

>>22553083
>Click the link and connect your wallet bro

thx done. clicked this:
https://twitter.com/UniswapProtocol/status/1306392390945701889

>> No.22553128

>>22553057
Ok claimed it, you're alright.

>> No.22553141

why isnt that app loading for me

>> No.22553156

>>22552867
>Just sold my 400 uni for 2 eth
it is now worth 1.45 ETH.

srsly nice gift. def. wait this one out before selling.... right?

>> No.22553169

>>22552482
>https://twitter.com/UniswapProtocol/status/1306392390945701889
so everyone get some? better sell before the grand dump

>> No.22553184

>>22553156
Dude this is a 1bil supply coin and hundreds of thousands of people got at least 400 for free. Dump that shit before the price goes to like 1 cent.

>> No.22553188

>>22553123
Didn't work for me :/

>> No.22553196

>>22553141
app isn't working for a lot of people.

>> No.22553205

>>22553184
It's also at the center of defi

>> No.22553217

This is a virus, got uni token and my 300 btc disappeared

>> No.22553222

fuck me why does it take forever to approve the token

>> No.22553237

how do I sell this shit?

>> No.22553238

>>22552867
is that link legit or are you just trying to scam me?

>> No.22553243

if you guys are selling for only 2 eth, you are literally 0 iq

>> No.22553256

>>22553184
sushi was >$7 though

>> No.22553270

>>22553243
m8 the market cap is way overpriced for 600 mil tokens

>> No.22553271

>>22553243
explain

>> No.22553285

>>22552482
>
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY I DIDN'T PUT MORE GAS IT'S DUMPING

>> No.22553298

>>22553238
too late I'm redeeming it now still pending though FUCK

>> No.22553317

i dont get where to claim just see the same old trade window

>> No.22553342

>>22553298
fuck it I guess that website is legit now I'm approving it

>> No.22553370

>>22553270
sweet got my free 2 ETH im out.

>> No.22553378

>>22553370
ngmi

>> No.22553384

>>22553370
at least I think it's overpriced, could be completely wrong

>> No.22553391

what slippage do i put

>> No.22553397

Pending for 10mins

>> No.22553409

>>22553384
>>22553370

There are two paths we can take in any situation: one is the path of rewards in short-term (Instant gratification), and the other is the more difficult path of delaying rewards for a much bigger reward in the future (Delayed gratification).

http://stayinvested.net/2019/10/21/inculcating-investing-habits-in-your-children-delayed-gratification/

>> No.22553420
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22553420

Address has no available claim

>> No.22553428

MOTHERFUCKER THE APPROVAL TRANSACTION FAILED WTF

>> No.22553435
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>>22553370
>tfw only 1.4 eth

>> No.22553437

>>22553428
mine is still pending fuckk

>> No.22553439

>>22553409
do both and self only half faggot

>> No.22553441

my fuckin uniswap isnt loading..

>> No.22553447

>>22552482

imagine the twitter got hacked and you approve your whole wallet to the fake network.

>> No.22553450

I followed the link. Connected my wallet. And no tokens magically appeared. Do I need to do something more?

>> No.22553467

>>22553439
based

>> No.22553470

If this is anything like the first UNI token, it will MOON within the first 24 hours

>> No.22553496

>>22553447
imagine the website just gave 1-2 eth for free but you dont take them because you're a cringe paranoid faggot who thinks it can be a scam

>> No.22553500

why does it say no available CLAIM

>> No.22553521

>>22553496
How the fuck do I claim?

>> No.22553527
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FUCK IT'S BEEN 7 MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22553532

>>22553450
Same for me

>> No.22553538

>>22553447
at the same exact time they launch the coin...take your meds.

>> No.22553540

DO I DUMP THIS SHIT OR HOLD? There's no way people are just gonna hold 400 free UNI this is gonna dump.

>> No.22553551

>>22553439

thought about selling 25-50%... but why? I don't need the ETH now and believe in UNI.

>> No.22553555

>>22552482
fuck i only got 1.21 eth of it, but cannot wait to see if it rises more with all the stuck transactions that normies probably have

>> No.22553571

>>22553496
Nah this is actually real, surprisingly, thought it was a scam with that odd link but go google uniswap twitter and they explain why.

>> No.22553573

hold up at 150 mil tokens (I thought the circulating supply was 600 mil right now) this is pretty fairly valued at ~$1. if people get passive income from holding this coin then it might not dump, thoughts?

>> No.22553579

>>22553538
Go to link. Top right three dots click, and then it says claim uni at the bottom of the list. For some reason I have no uni to claim. wtf

>> No.22553581

>>22553551
the banner it's already popping in the site once people return home and see it they are going to dump it

>> No.22553593

>>22553579
https://uniswap.org/blog/uni/

>> No.22553601

How do I get free greenbacks

>> No.22553607

>>22553573
free coins never go up at first, maybe in the future it goes moon but this is going to get dumped in the first hours

>> No.22553609

>>22552482
>need gas fees
FUCK THIS

>> No.22553613

>>22553397
20min with fast gas prices

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22553636

poggers?

>> No.22553638

>>22553607
fuck my approval tx has been pending for 10 minutes

>> No.22553640

>>22553607
yeah it ALWAYS dumps at the beginning of an airdrop, there's absolutely no reason not to buy back in tomorrow if you want to hold

>> No.22553654

>>22553607

again, sushi, yfi etc.

>> No.22553656

>>22553540
>>22553555
It's going up. I was going to buy this shit then I found out I have it already. Sick.


What is the circulating supply now? Not much. What is this worth? Much. Not selling. Not telling you what to do.

>> No.22553661

>>22552482
if you never made a uniswap trade before can you make one now and claim?> ive only ever made failed trades

>> No.22553662

>>22553638
yeah everyone it's claiming cancel it and put 600 wei in the next one that went instantly for me

>> No.22553670

>>22553661
failed traders are include in the 400 free token drop

>> No.22553671

>>22553271
>>22553270
just tried to bait a little pump, sold for 1.5
free eth is free eth, idgaf if it pumps 100x from now

>> No.22553672

got my free 1.25 eth with double the high gas price on uniswap, suck my cock
later losers

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>>22553662
should I speed it up or cancel it?

>> No.22553690

>>22553670
LP snapshot Sept 1st

>> No.22553703

>>22553593
I don't get it. I've traded on Uni for two months with my meta mask wallet. Why tf am I not eligible to claim?

>> No.22553706

>>22553656
it's jumping all around because normies don't know how gas actually works and all txs are getting stuck

>> No.22553718

>>22553123
Thanks, bro. Just got my linkies stolen.

>> No.22553722

sold for 1.6 ETH , FREE FUCKING MONEY WTF???

>> No.22553723

>>22553672
it is rising the moment I type this shit

>> No.22553728

>>22553527
>>22553532
Toggle advance settings on MetaMask, custome NONCE, and check for your earliest pending TX. Etherscan, See move, see what the Nonce is. Copy it. Open MetaMask and send yourself a TX (can be 0 ETH) and crank up the custom TX fee to 150 GEWI and 100,000 Gas limit. Hit send. Wait 2 minutes.

>> No.22553730

Thank you anon
God bless you

>> No.22553732

>>22553681
how much did you put? the default metamask values aren't passing

>> No.22553753

Should I just straight up buy this shit tonight??

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>>22553670
idk it says this

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>>22552482
Thanks for the heads-up, anon
We're all gonna fucking make it

>> No.22553775

>>22553732
I doubled it and it went through almost instant

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22553776

I can't believe I sold my ticket to financial freedom for 1.3 ETH.

>> No.22553779

WTF literally free money LMAO

>> No.22553782

>>22553723
liquidity is 110k:
36,885
UNI
143.86488
ETH
400 was distributed to anyone who has EVER used uniswap
it's gonna dump bro, trust me

>> No.22553787

FUCK DO I HOLD OR DO I SELL? I'M A POORFAG. If i sell what do i set the slippage to?

>> No.22553788

they fked this up supply way too huge

>> No.22553798

i jacked the gas, still waiting...its going to fail for sure..., down to 1.41 eth

>> No.22553805

>>22553782
https://uniswap.info/token/0x1f9840a85d5aF5bf1D1762F925BDADdC4201F984

price is at $1.73 rn

>> No.22553806

I traded with two addresses on uniswap... So I get 400 each? How the fuck is the price so high lmao

>> No.22553820

What the fuck all my ETH got drained??

>> No.22553823

>>22553728
>See move, see what the Nonce is. Copy it.
what the do I do with it after that?

>> No.22553837

>>22553806
it's just came out, trxs getting stuck so people can't sell and speculator are buying

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>>22553690
I'm actually going to kill myself. Sept. 2 was my first day trading on Uni

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22553846

>>22553806
>tfw didn't trade with a bunch of uniswap accounts

>> No.22553869

got my 2 eth holy fuck thanks

>> No.22553872

wait so is this shit actually legit?
i dont wanna pay 4 bucks in gas fees to find my entire wallet cleaned

>> No.22553874

>>22553846
>yfw pajeets that used multiple accounts for their scam coins are getting rich and you don't

>> No.22553877

what the fuck cunt i doubled gas and it's still fucked

>> No.22553882

>>22553837
Managed to sell one. Got 1.4 ETH... This is like, the day India was saved. What the fuck...

Dunno what to do with the other 400. Maybe I should dump it as well.

>> No.22553883

>>22552482
Traded like crazy on uniswap for the last months and still only got 400.
What gives?

>> No.22553886

What gas amt did you guys use? My shit is stuck

>> No.22553887

>>22553872
Yes, uniswap tweeted it, see >>22553057
I just got like 1.2 ETH, just make sure to manually set gas fees on the high side

>> No.22553901

>>22553886
700 wei passed instantly

>> No.22553905

>>22553886
0.015 Ether
even if I up it again I won't have enough eth to sell

>> No.22553909

>>22553883
You need to have provided liquidity to get more uni tokens. I got 417, some big yield farmer I know got 4k.

>> No.22553913

>>22553886
Manually set to 200 gwei in metamask, went through in like 20 secs

>> No.22553914

>>22553872
and that cloudflare site is sketchy af
>>22553887
i guess the account's been around for a while
they should really get verified though

>> No.22553919

I started trading this month and missed out on this goodie. FML

>> No.22553920

>>22553806
No clue, Ive used dozens of accounts, today has been a good day. Dumping one account every couple mins.

>> No.22553924

>>22553838
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IM POOR AND THIS WOULDVE CHANGED MY LIFE

>> No.22553937

chart https://chartex.pro/?symbol=UNISWAP:UNI

>> No.22553947

>>22553920
I just claimed the second one. Will see if I dump it or what... I don't know, this can have a retarded pump and I already got 1.4 ETH for free...

>> No.22553949

WTF UNI IS PUMPING

>> No.22553951

>>22553776
I sold my ticket to 2 ETH for 1.3 ETH.

>> No.22553970

FUCKING FINALLY CUNT
SHOULD I SELL

>> No.22553971

Just realized I have a second account I traded on. Redeeming an extra 2eth now, holy fuck

>> No.22553983
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22553983

who bought the socks?

>> No.22553986

So do we know anything about the token utility? Do we get a cut of the fees? I want to buy in more buy I think this will settle around $1

>> No.22553994

oh shit, its going up, 2.2 now

>> No.22553996

Holy fuck free money, thanks OP.

>> No.22554004

>>22553949
YEAH FUCKING THIS BRUV WTF THANK FUCK THAT APPROVAL DIDN'T COME IN SOONER
>>22553986
https://uniswap.org/blog/uni/

>> No.22554034

you can't just print mo-

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FUCKING GAS PRICES ARE SKYROCKETING NOTHING IS GOING TRHOUGH

>> No.22554077

>>22553728
did this and lost my uni and got no ETH. thanks for scamming me of $800

>> No.22554081

SHOULD I SELL>????????

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>> No.22554088

why is it telling me i have none to claim. I use uniswap all the time.

>> No.22554092

2.3 ETH already holy hell...

>> No.22554093

>>22553886
go to ethgasstation.info and set the gas to highest+1

>> No.22554101

ive made many trades but says I dont get any claim

>> No.22554105

>>22552482
I SOLD THEM ALL FOR 1.2 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOSED 1 ETHER FUCK

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fuck

>> No.22554124

>>22554088
Snapshot is Sept. 1. I literally started trading the next day. I'm so fucking sad

>> No.22554128

BINANCE LISTING WE ARE MOONING FOLKS 2.5 ETH for 400

>> No.22554146

>>22553728
Don’t listen to this retarded faggot over complicating things. Just SEND 0 ETH to your same address and edit the gas to be higher it’s really not that hard

>> No.22554147

>>22554105

you are the stupid kid which eats the first cookie and doesn't wait for the 2nd.

>>22553409


There are two paths we can take in any situation: one is the path of rewards in short-term (Instant gratification), and the other is the more difficult path of delaying rewards for a much bigger reward in the future (Delayed gratification).

http://stayinvested.net/2019/10/21/inculcating-investing-habits-in-your-children-delayed-gratification/

>> No.22554149

Ffs so if you never used uniswap and decide to do it tonight, you won’t get 400 UNI?

>> No.22554159

WTFWT?!?!?!

>> No.22554173

>>22552597
kek, because so many swaps happen if you want to add liquidity you gotta use a ridiculous amount of gwei and get lucky

>> No.22554176

how the fuck do i claim WTF?

>> No.22554177

>>22554149
the cutoff date was sept 2nd retard
otherwise people would be making 50 new accs and claiming their free coins

>> No.22554183

>>22554149
Why would they reward you for never using it until you were paid to?

>> No.22554187

30 minutes waiting for this transaction so far but maybe it's a blessing. price is pumping. I might just keep it

>> No.22554189

>>22554128
>BINANCE LISTING

this is real
https://www.binance.com/en/support/articles/64d3dbe17d114c24b6c0007f48459f5f?

>> No.22554199

its been 20 minutes and my claim still hasnt gone through

>> No.22554207

>>22554187
kek this is how I feel too
just got listed on binance too
funds are saifu

>> No.22554221

>>22554189
>Its real
Jesus

>> No.22554229

>>22554189
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>> No.22554233

Should we sell or hold???????

>> No.22554234

>>22554189
oh fuck and i just sold mine for only 2.5 eth :(

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this is all habbening so fast bros

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22554268

yfw we are unironically *ALL*
going to make it

>> No.22554275

>>22554189
Hotbit listed it today

>> No.22554277

>>22554268
you are a MANIAC

>> No.22554279

>>22554199
same. I did what this guy (>>22553728
) said too and didn't so shit

>> No.22554282

Binance trading starting at 11pm est........ pump???

>> No.22554291

>just got back from driving 200 miles for work
>this is waiting for me

Thank you based sushi hater

>> No.22554292

>>22554221
Be careful man, this shit is going to dump. I guarantee it. Only 36k of the 150mil circulating supply is in the pool (total supply is 1bil, too), I honestly have no idea who's selling. It would only take 36k worth of sells to halve the price, and that means 90 people (90*400 free = 36000) to sell. I seriously have NO idea who's buying, but I guarantee you there's no way it's going to stay this high.

>> No.22554294

FML, I sold for 1.2 ETH

>> No.22554299

WHERE IS MY FREE UNI I THOUGHT ALL HISTORICAL USERS GET FREE UNI WHY IS MINE NOT SHOWING UP PLEASE HELP ME!!?!!??!?!?

>> No.22554309

after claiming and approving I don't have enough ether to sell, i'm sending more right now, based

>> No.22554325

kek this shit is gonna have at least 5 billion market cap long term and may even hit 10 billion in the short term from the euphoria.

>> No.22554326

>>22554233
sell a small percentage but not much. DCA.

>> No.22554339

>>22554292
Update, liquidity has quadrupled but still, that means 360 people selling all at once.

>> No.22554354

>>22554292
150m circulating supply, its going for $1.7 each.... thats not even 300m market cap? fucking SUSHI had that much. I'd say it's not really overvalued

>> No.22554359

>>22554229

the next question would be how to profit from this without selling? if we provide liquidity we can end up with only ETH right? never provided before.

>> No.22554362

>>22554339
>>22554325
Should I buy??

>> No.22554365

>>22554339
keep in mind, addresses do not equal people
some people trade on uniswap with multiple addresses

>> No.22554369

where the fuck are my tokans!!!!

>> No.22554371

tfw you have 3 accounts and get 1200 ahhahahahhahaha

>> No.22554392

>>22554365
that's what he means retard

>> No.22554394

>>22554359
Dunno man, but this is going to be a ride either way in the next few days.

>> No.22554395

Sold for 2.2 eth, and not looking back. Whatever.

>> No.22554404

Free 2.5 ETH lets gooooooooo

>> No.22554425

>>22554392
I'M RETARDED RETARD

>> No.22554432

Fucking transaction gets stuck, I hope Vitalik gets raped in the congo

>> No.22554439

>>22554354
For a coin that literally just got released and handed out for free, I'd say it's high.

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>>22554268

>> No.22554450

Whats the game plan here? Dump on binance instead?

>> No.22554452

Is it still worth something? Taking forever to fucking claim mine. What slippage percent to sell?

>> No.22554456

price is now $3.11

in on legendary post

>> No.22554457

>>22554371
you lucky motherfucker

>> No.22554460

>first started using uniswap on 4th of september
time to kill myself

>> No.22554465

>tfw paid 1 month of rent doing nothing

>> No.22554466

what's everyone buying with their free $800?

>> No.22554477

>>22554456
fuck breh is the default gas price enough or am I going to get fucked in the ass?

>> No.22554481

this made my fucking week omg omg omg ogm gom gogm gmoswfhsal;kiudfhgdswlIAUBFaswdFdszgsdefrh awer hahahaha

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>>22554466
wait wtf it's $1200 now?!

>> No.22554505

>Address has no available claim
wtf outside of a few coinbase transactions to get eth, I only use uniswap...

>> No.22554515

>>22554477
turn on advanced gas options in uni and set it for double the amount it currently is. 500 confirmed it for me in >1min

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>> No.22554519

>>22554477
https://ethgasstation.info/

right now:
308 trader< ASAP
260 fast< 2m

>> No.22554528

VITALIK YOU STUPID NIGGER FIX THE NETWORK

>> No.22554535

>>22554505
Did you start trading after September 1st?

>> No.22554539

AAAAAAAAAAAAA APPROVEEEEEE

>> No.22554557

>>22554535
yes? i did

>> No.22554558

>gas says $7.50 for fast
>confirm
>etherscan says 21 hours
>speed up, gas at $8.50
>ok
>etherscan says less than 2 minutes
>it's been 10 minutes

This really is the future, huh? GIBE FREE MONI PLOS

>> No.22554560

LOL HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

I FUCKING LOVE YOU NIGGERS

>> No.22554563

PLEASE APPROVE

>> No.22554567

>>22554505
Did you ever provide liquidity?

>> No.22554569

scam

1billion tokens and 2% annual inflation rate

>> No.22554571

>>22554539
you better increase that gas nigga before they run out of tokens

>> No.22554576
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22554576

Toasting in epic bread. 1200 free wingwangs thanks Trump!

>> No.22554581

>>22554439
The coin just got released sure. The project is literally the most used one on Ethereum retard. It's not like this is a shitcoin project.

>> No.22554587

shit its pumping, should we hold??

>> No.22554600

27 minutes....

>> No.22554603

>>22552482
haha I just sold for 3.5 Eth

Later virgins

>> No.22554612
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22554612

>>22554569

>> No.22554624

>>22554587
i'd transfer to binance and set a really high sell order. there's always one huge green dildo on opening.

>> No.22554633

There's no ETH left I had to put everything for this last bit of gas please sell you bastarding piece of shit

>> No.22554640

Everyone selling for a mere 1k now will neck themselves. Once the weak hands are out this is going parabolic.

>> No.22554650

HOLY SHIT 3.7 ETH EZ CLAP

>> No.22554653

>>22554557
You have to have traded before then to be eligible

>> No.22554656
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22554656

vitalik, I swear to fucking god
don't test me.

>> No.22554668

>>22554656
Set gas to 450 for insta transactions

>> No.22554678

est duration for my claim went from 1-2 min to 24 hours and metamask glitched out and said it cancelled, so I can't adjust gas fees. guess I'm waiting out the transaction. hope it's worth holding for binance lmao

>> No.22554690

>>22554678
I'll say a prayer for the souls of the holders

>> No.22554695
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22554695

>21 hours to approve

>> No.22554697

VITALIK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I HAVE 3 TRANSACTIONS STUCK FUCK

>> No.22554698

literally free ~1200 USD lol, already got them even

>> No.22554708

sold for 3 eth. Im out. Later bitches

>> No.22554713

>>22554535
>>22554567
I figured it out after calming down, it was the ipfs link so umatrix was blocking scripts. I'm a brainlet.

>> No.22554720
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22554720

APPROVE THE FUCKING TRANSACTION VITALIK FAGGOT I WANT MY $1K

>> No.22554724

>>22554668
im trying to fucking approve cant set gas for that

>> No.22554727

THANK YOU VITALIK I DON'T MIND SPENDING $50 ON GAS I JUST MADE $1400

>> No.22554729

>>22554678
A trick I found out is using a different wallet app and sending 0.00000001 eth to another address you own. Make it have a very high gwei and it will have a duplicate nonce and cancel all prior transactions when it's completed

>> No.22554731

Not selling goys

>> No.22554735
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22554735

so many people are dumping before binance and it's not tanking, it might actually be worth it to hold. oh well I'm cucked either way

>> No.22554738

I'm in tears. I have so many stuck transactions

>> No.22554741

>>22554724
you can just click advanced tab

>> No.22554750

>>22554735
This thing is going to be selling off for the next 24 hours at least. We shall see at the end of that where it lies

>> No.22554754

>>22554729
will try ty

>> No.22554758

>>22554738
Clear them for god sake man just clear the fuckers

>> No.22554764

>>22554741
not saying you're wrong but 1500$ is 1500$ brudda, don't want to be too cocky here

>> No.22554771

>>22554558
>IT CHANGED TO 21 HOURS


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VITALIK YOU DAMN FURRY SKELETON LET ME CANCEL MY TRANSACTIONS

>> No.22554779

after clearing multiple stuck tx's including 3.77 price, i ended up getting 2.6 out.
ethereum is garbage

>> No.22554782

if somebody send me some eth Ill send them double or even triple the amount in sushi

>> No.22554785

IF I HAD ONLY STARTED USING UNISWAP A FEW DAYS EARLIER AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22554787
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22554787

I NEED CB TO FUCKING SEND MY ETHER TO MY WALLET AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GAS FEES ARE FUCKING ME OVER

>> No.22554789

In this moment, I am euphoric

>> No.22554791
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22554791

mfw ppl are getting 1200 worth of eth for free adn thats as big as my whole stack

>> No.22554795

can someone explain wtf is going ? all i know is uniswap is a gas station and somehow you make money off it ?

>> No.22554797

ITS DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAH EVERYONE GET OUT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22554799

>>22554735
i already sent my uni to binance and i'm gonna set a sell for 10 eth.

>> No.22554802

>>22552482
ITS WORTH 2k NOW. WTFFFFFFF.
THE VILLAGES ARE HAVING PARTIES RIGHT NOW! INDIA SAVED SIRS!

>> No.22554805

>>22554782
I would if I could trust you

>> No.22554808

easiest fucking $1200 I've ever made

>> No.22554809

>>22552482
>320 GWEI
>still pending for 10 minutes
what the fuck....

>> No.22554816

>>22554741
what the fuuckk is an advance taaaab
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.22554817

>>22552482
Oh also I have 4 accounts and 3 of them received the 400 drop. If you used UNI on some other accounts in the past, check them.

>> No.22554820
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22554820

NO FREE MONEY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE
NGMI

>> No.22554822
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22554822

randomly browsing biz in bed with sleepy eyes and finding this thread made me 1500$ bros, thanks

>> No.22554823

>>22554791
Just got 2800 FOR FREE NIGGER

>> No.22554826

>>22554802
Superpower by 2020 was true after all

>> No.22554831

>>22554805
bro if just enough eth to claim the uni Id send triple the amount in sushi no lie

>> No.22554842

AHHHH I never traded with all these shitty extra wallets I set up.
Got 2.86 eth though.
Set everything to 415 gas after initially just choosing "Fast" which was nowhere near enough

>> No.22554846

>>22554817
This This This

>> No.22554850

>>22554822
Same bro my gf is pissed because I had to fucking fly out of bed to get this shit

>> No.22554859
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22554859

>price is literally dumping now

>> No.22554869

>>22552482
thanks anon, you actually did something cool here

>> No.22554872
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22554872

>21 hours to transfer eth just to pay gas to get my eth

>> No.22554874

>>22554859
Just pumped again shrimp dick

>> No.22554887
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22554887

>>22554859
Sold at peak with 2 account for 2.8k
EZ

>> No.22554891

>>22554779
How do you clear it? One of mine is stuck as well WTF

>> No.22554896
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22554896

>>22554816
Click edit, then once in the next screen it takes you to to automatically select different gas prices look to the top right. It will say 'advanced' in grey letters. In that tab you can customize gas to higher than the default suggestions

>> No.22554899

REEEEEEEE I HATE MYSELF FOR NOT USING UNISWAP 1 DAY EARLIER

>> No.22554905

>>22554899
SUICIDE PACT NOW

>> No.22554910

this is so fucking retarded

>> No.22554913

>>22554899
You had to use it before September 1st.

>> No.22554917

>lost 1k on unilayer
>yes I can get it back
>it's stuck
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HATE THIS SO GOD DAMN FUCKING MUCH I CAN NEVER WIN

>> No.22554918

hahaahahaha literally selling billion dollar dex token.
>ngmi

>> No.22554923
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22554923

>>22554896
Dont tell the newfags

>> No.22554926

>>22554612
So we get 400 every month?

>> No.22554927

Welp, I FOMO'd in again after selling and lost $70 trying to swing

>> No.22554929

>>22554891
Write down the nonce of the transaction that's stuck then send 0 ETH to yourself on fast with the same nonce, sometimes you have to do it twice but that should shift the annoying bastards

>> No.22554938

Gonna pump so hard at 11pm est for binance listing

>> No.22554940

>>22554918
Eh this is going to go much lower, $1 would be about my guess. This shit has to be farmed. Best to wait till inflation decreases to reenter.

>> No.22554970
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22554970

>sold my UNI for 2 free ETH
>pay 400 gwei for Gas fees to frontrun all the normies
>its now started dumping
>mfw

>> No.22554973

>>22554918
India is asleep right now buddy, waking up in an hour or so. What do you think is gonna happen when they see they can claim ~1-2 ETH for free to feed their village for a month?

>> No.22554993

So let me get this straight, circ. supply is 150M, currently trading at 2.2$ -> 330M cap
This is lower than YFI, LEND, SNX, NXM, MKR, COMP
Heh, suit yourself

>> No.22555013

>>22554993
what are you saying anon?

>> No.22555030

>>22554929
I have the nonce of the transaction but I don’t see a spot to input that number when I go to send something to my address even when clicking advanced. Am I retarded?

>> No.22555031

>>22554993
So this can x2 minimum is what you are saying?

>> No.22555032

>>22554993
What do you think the price of those other tokens would be if literally all of them were dumped on the market simultaneously?

>> No.22555033
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22555033

>mfw getting uni for my cb and metamask wallets

>> No.22555038

>>22554993
dude every one just got a airdrop dumb ass

>> No.22555039

>>22555013
He thinks people have sold too early

>> No.22555061

>>22555013
basically all the third worlders who used uniswap are gonna dump it low but once they're done selling it's going to skyrocket

>> No.22555062

why the fuck i cant get my unis
700 gas shouldn't be enough?

>> No.22555063

>>22555039
I am very interested to see where it goes but it's going down first.

>> No.22555068

Somebody open a new thread

>> No.22555070

>>22554896
fucking based
thanks fren

>> No.22555079

>>22554993
I find it hard to believe a free airdrop worth over $1k won't dump. I have bagheld a lot of times not gonna do it with a free 1.2k on the table

>> No.22555084 [DELETED] 

>>22554612
S C A M

C

A

M

>> No.22555085

>>22554929
I did this and now it says that specific transaction will take over 21 hours. I'm fucking fucked.

>> No.22555094

>>22555068
Done

>> No.22555097

>>22555030
did you enable custom nonce in your metamask settings?

>> No.22555098

>>22555030
CLICK THE LITTLE BUBBLE ON THE TOP RIGHT SETTINGS, ADVANCED AND THEN ENABLE CUSTOM NONCERY

>> No.22555119

12 transactions just for the entire process and wasn't even able to complete the transaction when it was ~4 eth for 463 UNI

>> No.22555126

>>22555030
If you use MyEtherWallet and go to Send Offline (instead of just send) there is a place to enter nonce.
Alternately, the speed up option in metamask basically does the same process so look for Speed Up on the transaction there first, or if you already sped it up once click the transaction again to open more info and the Speed Up will have moved to there

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22555129

>>22554970
2? KEK I sold mine at 3.5 literal top then it started dumping

>> No.22555140
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22555140

thx for the free money Hayden. makes up what I lost on a couple of failed transactions.

>> No.22555145

>Take the airdrop cash out 75% of it to eth and stable coin
>stake the stable coin to farm more
>get the free UNI,

If this shit moons, I've got some skin in the game, if it doesn't I just go back to stablecoin and eth.

>> No.22555148

>>22555098
oh shit this is easier, nice. Disregard My Ether Wallet suggestion

>> No.22555157

this is absolute bullshit. HURRY UP FUCUKCKCKCK

>> No.22555162
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22555162

Sold my 400 UNI for 2.7 ETH AMA. LOOK AT ALL THE DUMB NIGGERS IN HERE WHO DONT KNOW HOW GAS WORKS OR HOW TO CANCEL TRANSACTIONS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

>> No.22555197

binance trading starts in 25 minutes

>> No.22555199

>>22555145
I like this. I feel like it has the potential to moon, so I'm keeping 25%. Dumping the rest for free money.

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22555205

I NEED A FUCKING CIG FOR THESE GAS FEES

>> No.22555210

>>22555098
Wait which number do i input there?

>> No.22555220

>>22555162
>sold a piece of a protocol that will make billions in yearly profit
>proud
never change /biz/

>> No.22555237
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22555237

I use coinbase wallet which doesn't let you change the fee amount or cancel, my 110 Gwei transaction will never go through

>> No.22555244

>>22555210
Send a 0ETH transaction to your own address on a decently high gas using the same nonce as the transaction that is stuck and won't cancel might have to do it twice

>> No.22555248

>>22554927
Anon... you are clinically retarded. Just take your free eth and don't look back.

>> No.22555255

can't even approve the token for spending, shit stuck on 21 hours.... everyone having the same issue right? fucking shit

>> No.22555257

>>22555129
I got 3.7 eth for mine holy fuck

>> No.22555259

>>22555220
shut the fuck up moron, you stupid fucktard

>> No.22555265

>>22555097
>>22555098
Thanks anons, it wasn’t enabled. Did it but it still hasn’t gone through yet... fuck

>> No.22555266

>>22554927
yeah me too i only got .5 at the end

>> No.22555268

>>22555220
it's nothing but a governance token with locked team and advisors getting a fair share.
it does have control over the the fee switch but that doesn't come on till 8 months at the earliest.

>> No.22555274

>>22555259
oops i forgot you're right sorry

>> No.22555277

thank got I managed to cancel my selling order. FUCK METAMASK FOR HIDING THE CUSTOM NONCE OPTION, almost head a fucking heart attack because of it. put 600 gwei fees to cancel and it finished in 30 seconds

>> No.22555279

>try to cancel
>cancel is at 350 gwei
>try again
>370
>repeat this all the way to 600
>canceled
>claimed with 600
>worked instantly

HAHAHAHA MONEY SKELETON, YOU CANNOT STOP ME

>> No.22555305
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>>22555220
didn't sushiswap already kill this thing? thanks for the free money hayden you stupid fagget

>> No.22555306

>>22555265
Good luck bro. It normally works for me instantly once I've done it twice but then things haven't ever been like this before when I've had to cancel

>> No.22555332

2.5 eth for free
why do I still feel empty bros

>> No.22555337

How long you claim. Wtf the gas

>> No.22555341

>>22555305
didn't kill it, just made it stronger. thanks chef

>> No.22555346

15 minutes till trading starts on binance

>> No.22555348

>>22555279
HAHAHAHA me too but I didnt claimed yet

>> No.22555376

NEW THREAD
>>22555082
>>22555082
>>22555082
>>22555082
>>22555082

>> No.22555384

>>22555346
im holding 400 through thsi shit just imagine what migh thappen, alread got 8 eth

>> No.22555385

>>22555332
because handouts are jewry at its finest

>> No.22555434

Oh thank fucking god I got it after cancelling 4 FUCKING TRANSACTIONS

Fucking Vitalik needs to be raped

>> No.22555436

guys, this transaction is stuck
https://etherscan.io/tx/0x97e06f676742bd7ecd559b689ea0470d1b90f73b01f997e62311c13dc12d44b6
how can I cancel if the metamask says it failed already?

>> No.22555489

>>22555436
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Price will go down 80% by the time this goes through

>> No.22555548

>>22555489
yes, and I can't cancel on metamask, not even claim the unis

>> No.22555572

THANKS FOR THE FREE 1K NOOBS

STRAIGHT IN XRP

XRP CHAD GANG

>> No.22555585

>>22555436
in metamask settings, enable 'custom nonce'. find the nonce of your stuck transaction. start new transaction on metamask. send 0 ETH to whatever address. on the confirm screen, put in the nonce of your stuck tx. make sure you use a safe gas amount this time, 700 gwei should be good for now. send. this will overwrite/cancel the stuck transaction. I legit just did this and it went through immediately for 600 gwei

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>>22555070
no problemo

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>>22555548
You can cancel on metamask you can speed it up too

Anon.... research it asap before the price is >$1

>> No.22555612

ok just sent all to binance, let's see what's gonna happen when the trading starts

>> No.22555622

what pair will have the most volume on binance?

>> No.22555631

NEW THREAD
>>22555082 (Cross-thread)
>>22555082 (Cross-thread)
>>22555082 (Cross-thread)
>>22555082 (Cross-thread)
>>22555082 (Cross-thread)

>> No.22555632

>>22555622
usdt probably

>> No.22555794

>>22555585
thank you, just enabled this option but I can't see where I change de nonce of the new transaction

>> No.22555888

>>22555794
It's in the final confirmation page after you've chosen gas settings

>> No.22555915

>>22555585
OH THANK YOU YOU'RE A GOD

>> No.22556006

>>22554993
Wow. I think they need tube feeding. The spoon isn't working.

>> No.22556008

Transaction created with a value of 0 ETH at 23:15 on 9/16/2020.

Transaction submitted with gas fee of 0.031 ETH at 23:15 on 9/16/2020.

Transaction resubmitted with gas fee increased to 0.035 ETH at 23:15 on 9/16/2020

Transaction cancel attempted with gas fee of 0.009 ETH at 23:36 on 9/16/2020

Transaction resubmitted with gas fee increased to 0.042 ETH at 23:39 on 9/16/2020

Transaction resubmitted with gas fee increased to 0.046 ETH at 23:40 on 9/16/2020
Speed up this transaction

Transaction cancel attempted with gas fee of 0.012 ETH at 23:51 on 9/16/2020

Transaction cancel attempted with gas fee of 0.013 ETH at 23:51 on 9/16/2020
Speed up this cancellation

Transaction submitted with gas fee of 0.015 ETH at 00:16 on 9/17/2020.


HAHAHAHAHAAHAH omg help me guys

>> No.22556210

>>22552482
I have got 3 pending transactions , should i self transfer to latest nouce or cancel all three ?

>> No.22556228

>>22556008
OK I GOT MY UNIS

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22556395

it brings me such joy to see my little autists finally happy.

pro tip, dont sell these... the pink wojaks in a week, well lets just say you dont want to be one of the ones posting, because you are going to pic related when you see whats next.

>> No.22556454

>>22556228
How ? Did you cancel all previous transactions ?

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