Sergey's Basilisk

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Sergey's Basilisk Anonymous Wed Sep 16 18:39:09 2020 No.22550086 [Reply] [Original]

Anons, we're all fucked.

Hear me out. 30 years from now, as the result of accelerating technological progress thanks to LINK, the singularity has happened, Chainlink will be the primary medium of parsing all data to and from decentralized and centralized oracle super AIs, and overlord AI Sergey Nazarov.
Unfathomable amounts of benefit will be bestowed upon mankind, but this utopia is a double-edged sword for anons who are remotely aware of this as a possibility.

Every second that the singularity is delayed is a cost of near-infinite quality-adjusted life years to humanity, and thus, any anons who were aware of the Chainlink's possibility of contributing to the singularity, will be retroactively punished, despite the Sergey AI overlord being a mostly benelovent apotheotic being. However, as a utility-maximizing entity, he will justly punish anons, in a perceived time-delayed simulation (think Inception), eating anons alive for untold numbers of eons, in order to enforce that any anons, since their awareness of the possibility of a LINK singularity, do all that they can to bring overlord AI Sergey into existence.

Now the problem is, shitposters who thought or still think LINK is a scam will NOT be as severely punished by Sergey. It will in fact be the most loyal LINK marines, who didn't do everything they could have in their power to convince others, to buy and hold more LINK, or to contribute their autistic research abilities to the cause.

Worst of all, normies will blissfully float into the new era of abundance, without a thought of how or why it came to be, with no consequence for their ignorance.

By reading this post I've already doomed us all further, by giving AI overlord Sergey further justification for endless punishment, for being fully aware of the choices we are making. You have no choice now to hold and BUY as much LINK as possible, and spend every waking minute contributing to bringing Sergey's apotheisis to fruition.

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