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This am a stick up, gimme all your cheepies edition>Brokers:https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://e-hentai.org/g/1518756/e46661f9a4/>Free chart:http://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/trump supporters are mentally ill>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comOLD:>>22536891
OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM
First for bears
stay /comfy/ lads
big red nkla candles
>>22539246I want to hold hands with ratty
SQQQ $33c 9/18
>>22539260At this moment in time this is truth
So when does Jerome finish saying whatever he is gonna say? When does FOMC report come out?
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING WITH GME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
34.4 is resistance for the NKLA fraud
>GME almost to $8 againWHY
>>22539293time is an illusion, it was always true
gimme some options to buy, frens
BUY UONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!FREE PALESTINE
>>22539283Based. You too, fren
>>22539317It's a meme stock. Idk why but it's the kinda stock you should be cautious about.
>>22539327NKLA put if it hits 34.4.
>>22539317shorts are using ETF zombie sells to halve the price of closing whenever the entire market is dumping
>>22539332Palestine is rightful Armenian clay
*sigh* I cant put into words how much I hate normies...
>>22539301Veal cutlets are tasty.
What should i buy today that will potentially go up +5% in a week?
>Buying SNOW over $120Thanks but no thanks
Ok uh we broke $8I am actually cooming. Went all in for the past 6mo, cost basis a little over 4
>>22539368A 2x S&P 500 ETF. It could go either way though.
>>22539332free palestine nigga
How does it feel about social media whores playing the stock market
>>22539435Free Palestine? What's it normally worth?
>muh economic machine manhttps://www.zerohedge.com/markets/dalios-bridgewater-down-186-ytd-sees-35-billion-redemptions-and-dozens-layoffsDalio is a fraud
i dont see green on the israeli flagFREE PALESTINE
Why does China constantly steal? Maybe it's time we give them more than a slap on the wrist? If they came over here and physically stole a bunch of data it would be a big deal but because it's "muh hax0rs" nothing ever happens
everything is VERY green! this is the most i've ever made in stocks ever!hey guys I was the anon that didnt know what do do with my call options and instead of selling them for $30 I held and I just sold for 130.Fuck yeah boys (probably shoulda kept holding still but ohwell)GME doing GREAT
>>22539454This is one of the plainest looking social media thots I've seen posted here ever
>>22539435>>22539456>>22539461Free Palestine?I'll take two.
FREE PALESTINE NOW
>>22539481The makeup speaks for itself
Looking for the new TQQQ? The name is DFEN.
>>22539454This is unironically the biggest bear signal you will ever see in your entire life. Sell now!
>>22539454Herd mentality. Other women will see this and fomo on tesla stock. She will sell at a profit at the expense of her followers.
>>22539359I called McDonald's numerous times. I'm up 2% return and rising
>>22539512this can't be possible I've been told women are superior investors
>>22539454imagine caring about what a random thot does
>>22539454Is great women are good at holding their shopping bags
>V>HD>MSFT>CAT>BABALiterally all you need to make it
>>22539469China are likely hacked just as much, they just don't tell you about it
If you can only sell if someone is buying.... then how can there be a sell off? Why doesn't stonks just always go up cause people is always buying hmmmmmm?
I bought the kike flix puts. I can't be wrong every fucking time.
Do you guys think DAL will steady go up?Please shill me some stocks that arent retail as thats all my portfolio contains at the moment. Maybe some pharma
>>22539559unironically if you had to pick a 5 stock portfolio, this probably is a good bet lol.
>>22539581He cracked the code, shut it down
>>22539505I know, it's just sad that she's clearly trying so hard and still is like a 4/10 at best
ready to go higher horsechads?
>Just cracked open a cold sixpackHow are my BVLLS enjoying themselves today?
>>22539581options being exercised causes movement in volume
>>22539581the stocks are only being sold because they are being sold at a lower price. At a higher or stagnant price nobody will buy thus making the stock's value at most, not rise
>>22539581>he’s asking questions
>>22539585You're betting against every single liberals wallet in the world. You're about to get liquidated.
>>22539454She doesn't own stock, Tessa or otherwise. She just wanted to take a picture of herself.
>>22539585You'll probably make money, netflix doesn't have the growth it used to and there's a ton of competition out there as well.
God, this SNOW IPO is absolutely insane. Institutional whales are gonna dump so many shares when it opens. Lucky bastards...
Buy and hold TRQ
Do any of you guys fuck with coins or whatever the hell 90% of the other threads on this board talk about?ONly time I did so was the doge coin pump and dump a few months back made a few bucks off that but I have no idea about cyrpto
Holy jej, JPMorgan reiterates $45 price call for NKLA. That's fine, they can go bankrupt too. I actually am mad, it's like seeing a retard with downs be allowed to exercise open carry.
These guys own a third of SnowflakeWatch them act cooooolhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7
>>22539585Unironicslly the first good move you've made as long as theyre far enough out
>oil above $40 again
>>22539655Liberal wallets are empty because covid and no more gubberment gibs.
I dont understand, what company are BEAR and BULL?Any time I look for those stock symbols I cant find anything
>>22539661She’s got a bigger portfolio than you buddy
>>22539699I think they have to hold it for a specified amount of time, contractually
Seems like baglady has a new definition
>>22539699nah, they usually wait so that there are buyers and not a panic sell of their bags.
Why didn't any of you faggots tell me how much better the charting in ToS is than tradingview. It actually puts in the out of market hours shit and the volume spikes are way easier to see
Im so tempted to short NKLA again at 35
>>22539359Literally who the fuck is Travis Scott? Not googling that name, I've never ever heard of this fuckface. Is he a flavor of the month rapper?
I forsee FAGMAN getting cucked more in the future and my boomer stocks to keep risingI own MSFT though, the only based and properly valued man
I bought $15,000 worth of MRNA and $5000 worth of calls.This is your sell signal.
>>22539760He's a shit rapper who got one of the kardasians pregnant
>>22539721I bought into HUC again. Not touching oil stocks though. They'll keep crabbing downwards regardless of oil price.
WKHSSeabiscuit hits $27. Fuck yeah horsefrens
HORSE BROS? Is this it?
>>22539760society was a mistake
>>22539707Is that baggies gook girlfriend?
HORSECHADS WE HIT $27
>>22539705I get $0.60 of bitcoin a day from shaking my phone and throw them into random shit on coinbase but that's about it. Would never focus on it shit pumps on 0 news
>>22539802>>22539807we both watching that ticker hit 27 MAIN ENGINES ARE GOSOMEONE GET THAT HORSE A SPACE SUIT
>>22539705Had like 1 Bitcoin from 2012, followed /biz/ shitcoin trends in 2016 and had assets worth six figures before the market tanked. Ended up holding LINK , ETH and a bunch of now worthless shit
me getting real tired of this NQ long about just ditch it then try again next week
>>22539507Boeing being so heavy in that disturbs me. I'm already in RTX though.
>>22539761What about NVDA, did I fuck up the entry again?
>>22539812Yea, so sad that we can't memorize the name of every single person that gets shot by the cops, is presented as a tragedy and reason for outrage at first, and then lo and behold is revealed to have been the real asshole all along when more footage/evidence/court case happens
Just heard a CNBC talking head unironically say "throwing some shade" when speaking with Snowflake's CEO. I hate being alive, bros.
>>22539750charting on trading view good but you gotta pay freaking 50 dollars month for it work rightreally they getting way too greedy with they pricingyou can get actual prop firm tier stuff with 50 dolla month
should I sell of some WKHS shares and buy in again on a lil dip?
>>22538795I think it's gonna take off more soon, especially in Europe, people in Ireland can buy it really cheaply as an alt for a firestick.>>22538861Ooof Anon, what is it?
>>22539893Kek, yeah I looked up from my phone like wha??
>>22538766>>22538795>>22539906Now that smart tv's have built in chromecast, what's the point of roku at all?
where is cute >_> girl? post more
>>22539814no thats not her
>>22539893Shills gonna shill
>WKHS PAST $27WKHS PAST $27>WKHS PAST $27WKHS PAST $27>WKHS PAST $27WKHS PAST $27>WKHS PAST $27WKHS PAST $27
>>22539970I'm actually going to fucking make it
>>22539896what's wrong with watchlists?
>>22539900no dip just moon
>>22539246any news with fed yet? if it's the same old fed keeps rates at nothing will we rally? Or is it best case minor did worst case selloff?What about my tech FDs? Should I take profits or wait?
>>22539930They make smart TV firmware, I think? My TV is TCL and runs on Roku, dunno if they just use TCL as their "brand" name for TVs.
>>22539988That's not her portfolio. That's her watchlist.
do any currency etf's have options?
>>22539310Idk. I think @2:00 tomorrow. What does the report do to banks and financials?
>>22539246This is cute and wholesome
>>22539730>#watchlist>#thotchannel>#5% battery>#cricket wireless
what the FUCK is JPM doing? https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/08/jpmorgan-upgrades-controversial-nikola-after-40percent-sell-off-says-attractive-for-long-term-investors.html
BOYYYYYOURE GONNA CARRY THAT BAGCARRY THAT BAGA LOOONG WAY
wtf is this shit.A truck without an engine.
>>22539988nothing. its just that isnt her portfolio.And she doesnt actually own that stock because its a watchlist
>>22539930actually a great question. next time roku rallys I think Ill pick up some leap puts because theres no way theyll be around for much longer
Holy fucking HORSE! WE ARE FUCKING MOOOOOOONING
>>22540000witnessedFeds will do nothing and the market will tank anyway
>>22539930Chromecast can be really shit, might as well put a HDMI cable in a laptop and plug it in.
>>22539866qualcomm wasn't able to pull nxp out of china no way china is gonna let ARM go. that merger fucks up other shit too. I hope it fails so my qualcomm leaps print
>>22539906>really cheaply as an alt for a firestick.Firestick is 35 dollars how much cheaper does it get? Also tvs are all smart now anyways
>>22540042Holy shit.They should be investigated for fraud along with NKLA.
>>22540046clown world. I'm happy I pussied out of buying puts.
>>22539947There is only room for one cute girl in this thread and she's not 3d.
do NOT trust asian women
>>22540087I lost $32 on it today. Sold my one put as soon as I saw green dildos.
Reminder that WKHS is a pump and dump and belongs in the /smg/ graveyard with KTOV
>>22540046tech stocks are like crypto now. no fundamental metric matters. pure speculation
>>22540091I don't trust any women though?
>>22540091I don't trust any woman besides my Mom.
How does it feel that boomer joe beat your portfolio the last 6 months by just buying and hodling fedex?
>>22540091>do NOT trustftfy
>>22540091I won't trust but I will thrust.
>>22539750lets post charts O_ O!!!!here my currency chartthis smol day trade just for lulzit very color, have found almost all indicators not matter for currency, just use pretty colors here
>>22540110no anon, it's a pump dump pump
buying div, should i reinvest or cash out every month?also trying to buy wkhs, should i wait til it goes a little lower?thanks anons ill do whatever you say
>>22540116Only right answer
>>22539787My oil stocks are up big today
>>22540085I've had 2 TV's, a Vizio and an LG, that crapped out their internal wifi. I couldn't connect to my home network anymore. Bought a roku for both, and now they're back to being smart TV's.
>>22540132>have found almost all indicators not matter for currency, just use pretty colors hereSeems like a pretty based strategy, hope it works out for you
>>22539760This is the equivalent of not knowing who The Beatles were in the 60s. Let me guess, you've never heard of Drake or Eminem either.Faggot.
Hey, where's that anon that said 30 million Americans were UNJUSTLY getting evicted from their homes?
Today is so fucking boringCome on I want to see some people cryingI want to pick up some cheapies
>>22540141learned the hard way my man
$30 EOD horsies
>>22539802>>22539970>>22539979>have made a $26,000 profit so far from WKHS, completely dwarfing the net losses I had in 2019Next time I play Pocket Card Jockey I'm naming horses after them and Lordstown.
>>22540139Depends how much you are making. If you are making a comfy amount that would actually elevate your lifestyle, then cash it out. If not, keep it in
>>22540116>>22540121>>22540123>>22540128Im dead serious, they will drain your sould and take your money and blame it on you
>>22540153>This is the equivalent of not knowing who The Beatles were in the 60sSo it's the equivalent of not being a mindless drone that just consumes whatever media he's told to consume? Sounds pretty good to me
>>22540153the beatles were fucking shit, only reason they got big was because kikes shoved them down your gaping boomer mouths
>>22540154>that boomer notebased
just fucking give me my TQQQ and SOXL cheapies you fucking bogs
>>22540154Damn, that IS pretty ice cold tho
>>22540172What does this do if a payout won't buy a whole share?I'm not interested in fractions.
>>22540182I know, that's why I'm saying just don't trustWhy limit it to not trusting asian women?Just don't trust
>>22539315How is NKLA not 20?!
>>22540185you're litreally pretending to not know who they are to look cool on a chinese king of fighters gambling forum , there is no fucking way you haven't glanced over their name before shut the fuck up and go back free palestine
>>22540171made like $1k so far lolits ok, gainz is gainz. we all gonna make it fren
>>22540144I don't trust them. Maybe they'll start trending upwards when oil is high enough for them to turn profit.
>>22540182They are asian women, you just beat them into submission. Otherwise you could have just married a white woman.
Too late to get in WKHS?
>>22540191The Zombies were the superior band. They sold 10x as many first albums as the Beatles did in the opening month that year, and The Zombies didn't even have advertising
>>22540218I'm sorry that you're upset that not everyone cares about or likes the same things as you.
>>22540153I think you're the faggot here anon.
>>22540042You didn't buy the $30c 2023 LEAPS earlier this week?
>>22540233I honestly dont think so. it'll probably dip a little soonBoys should I into PFE? pretty impulsive here
>>22540233Unironically $100 EOY.
>>22540154That's the best thing to happen to her desu. She's gonna get showered with donations and probs a new home, while the (((landlord))) will rightfully be metaphorically hanged.
>>22540233They told me it was too late at $14. Here we are.
>>22540248check ID retard not the same poster, i dont listen to him but im not going to pretend ive never seen his name before to anonymous users on an imageboard
>>22540245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzpPy9hJYA8That's the only thing I know. It's pretty nice.
>>22540132here main chartalittle confusingit daily of ESits uses BB, and VWAPplus volume profile for seeing HVN, LVN, and POC>>22540152t-ty have not had bad 6ME trade in like 4 month using that strat
>>22540042Making sure retail is buying so they can unload.
>>22540277I'm sorry that not everyone cares about the same things as you.
>>22540153>BeatlesPaul and George were cool. Ringo sucked. John was a prima donna. >EminemLiterally the token white butt slave for Dr. Dre.>DrakePedophile and cuck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-p1feEHJZM
>Snowflake has no blacks on their boardAre they /our/ guy?
>>22540206You get fractional shares
Novavax is skyrocketing again. Who else bought the dip?
>>22540191>>22540245Idiots. The Beatles' last 4 or 5 albums are some of the greatest of all time. The Zombies had like 3 good songs, I def dig "She's Not There."
>>22540322>biotechI swore I would never buy into this again.
>>22540091>>22540128>>22540121>>22540123Your children will be asian with double eyelids at best. They will identify as asian and despise you for bringing them into a world that doesn't accept them. They will be rejected by both white women and asian women. White people will call them asian. Asian people will call them white. They will fit in nowhere, but because they look asian, they will move to Japan where they aren't discriminated against as much. There, your recessive genes will fade into obscurity, any remnants of whiteness will be washed away within a generation, your mark on the world erased. You can prevent this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_xV4te6H3o
>>22540233With how close the contract is, you wont x2 your $$. But you will be able to get something out of it for sure. Probably an easy 10-30%.
>>22540086Her eyes get further and further apart with every fucking image. You guys HAVE to be subtly shopping these. I just can't...
>Snowflake confirmed SJW pozz'dAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>NKLAI've never been angry at a stock until now.
>FROGThe IPO insanity continues. Must be nice to be an institution and double your equity overnight.
>>22540352What is this, a /pol/ shitpost for ants?
>>22540324The Beatles definitely had to grow into it. I wouldn't say their last 4 or 5 albums were the "Greatest", to my particular tastes. But I would say that they had some great albums, and a bunch of good albums, but no bad albums. The last Zombies Record was Odessey and Oracle, which is phenomenal, but they broke up before it was released. The Kinks are my personal favorite of the British Invasion bands
Ladies and GenitalsI honestly think that NKLA will be propped up by the whales and institutions in the future.It's meme magic, just like uncle Donnie sitting on the throne. This is the same meme magic, and this is a either a shake out because it'll moon due to some information behind the closed doors, or JP Morgan is resorting to the lowest of low tactics of creating the hype to dump big bags of odorous excrement.Consider it or don't but those are the only cents you'll ever get from me as I was feeling charitable.
>>22540352Don't worry I'm not white anyway, I'm already a mutt because my parents were both immigrants from 3rd world countries on opposite sides of the globe, so it doesn't matter at this point my children will be mutts no matter who I fuck.
>>22540091>>22540128>>22540121>>22540123Your children will be asian with double eyelids at best. They will identify as asian and despise you for bringing them into a world that doesn't accept them. They will be rejected by both white women and asian women. White people will call them asian. Asian people will call them white. They will fit in nowhere, but because they look asian, they will move to Asia where they aren't discriminated against as much. There, your recessive genes will fade into obscurity, any remnants of whiteness will be washed away within a generation, your mark on the world erased. You can prevent this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_xV4te6H3o
>>22540001TCL had a deal with Roku to put their firmware in their tvs, Samsung, LG and others ahve their own thing
If you ignore August it's clear we're entering a long-term crab mode
>>22540324Didn't like the Beatles. Was more of a The Who fan.
>>22540154That's completely fucked and would be fnny under different circumstances.Yes, it's still funny, but I'm not a sadist and lose the humor when it's put into context.
>>22540385Yeah this is fucking gay. Can't participate in these IPOs for another hour or so while the price just skyrockets.
>>22540387>>22540399fixed picture here>>22540415
>>22540415>>22540352/pol/ IQ ladies and gentlemen
>>22540233>WKHSyou can also buy GME instead, the current /smg/ meme
>>22540415isn't this the guy who posts interracial porn on pol all day?
THE HORSES AREN'T SLOWING DOWN FOR ME TO BUY MORE WHAT THE FUCK
>>22540439She gets enough government support to afford that section 8 housing. She 100% spends her money on dumb shit. Dumb joggers don't know how to save money.
>>22540438>Beatles>The Who>not The Beach Boys
>>22540182But I'm poor anon and mine still loves my broke ass.
>>22540088as a daki connoisseur, I can assure you that not seeing the forest, for the trees.
>tfw only 60 WKHSi feel like a dummy
>>22540461No stoppin the stallion once he gets goin.
>>22540461Here's your chance
>>22540438>Was more of a The Who fanBased and won't get fooled again pilled
>>22540415What about hapas with a white mom/asian dad? I know a few girls like that who are half white/half chinese and are stunning
>>22540472Well, we were limiting our discussion to "British Invasion" bands. That being said, Pet Sounds is a masterpiece.
>>22540182That' almost all femalesI'm dead serious
>GME $8.00GME $8.00>GME $8.00GME $8.00>GME $8.00GME $8.00>GME $8.00GME $8.00>GME $8.00GME $8.00>GME $8.00GMEISNOTGONNAHAPPENNOT EVEN $8
WTF GME WTF WTF WTF
$SNOW is now live. Bagholders get in
>>22540472That's a real slice of Old-School Americana right there. I remember going to the Boardwalk in Santa Cruz as a kid when it was still unfurbished and rundown. Very 50s/60s still in the 90s. Beach Boys always remind me of that time
>>22540528>130% at openOh baby the baggies are going to be holding for a while.
>>22540520I already miss him. :(
>SNOW currently over $270 with an initial IPO target of $80
>>22540268>rent to people>probably already give them a break>6 months later, still no rent, no attempts to pay anything>excuse after excuse>notice lots of luxury items and spending still going on>enough is enough, pay or leaveWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIBS ME FREE RENT RAYCIIISSST
>>22540528Jesus fucking christ. I'm too scared to touch it now. What the actual fuck? Buffet going to Pump and dump on our asses or what?
>>22540086ITS A TRAP!!!
>>22540528holy shit instantly up 130%
>>22540528>Buying anything>with 1 hour and 19 minutes until JP
>>22540528Just halted it?
>>22540514>"British Invasion" bandsgonna bring up The Yardbirds bc they are underrated and better than The Zombies imo.
>>22540520I wish I had lowered my avg cost buy buying some more around $6, baka
>>22540438Baba o'Reilly is the best dad rock song ever created
>>22540317Cool. Now I have a switch to know>today, I retired.Manual reinvestment until then. Bought in because it looks like DIV is still undervalued.
>tfw bought 100 shares of RKT instead of 200 of GME not gonna make it
Can I short snowflake yet?
I missed out on WKHS when you guys were shilling it, but at least I'm on GME this time
>>22540541I grew up in Santa Cruz, really miss the old boardwalk feel. It's all very different now, Downtown sucks. Changing up the Pacific Garden Mall after Loma Prieta was the worst decision the town ever made.
>>22540488Work picks up like all fuck, haven't been active in anything so the last move I made two~ish weeks ago was pull from horse and into cash/[email protected].THAT FUCKING HORSE. My $7 AVG COST.AAAAAAAAAAAwhat happened? was there any development in the USPS contract or interest from other last mile companies?
>>22540561I train abs every day but I'm not on any kind of special diet and I have better abs than her, males truly are superior
How long after a stock starts trading do you have to wait to trade options like a degenerateI'm buying all of the puts on SNOW for all expirations and all strike prices, all of them
>>22540284I thought you died of luekemia or something
>>22540599Damn, I moved to Los Angeles a little over 10 years ago, haven't been to Santa Cruz since. Sucks to hear how much it changed
>>22540617shredded abs on females is gross, they need that fat
>>22540580>https://iborrowdesk.com/report/GMEunironically not too late if you're in for a short burn or squeezewith this much volume, there's gotta be someone who has to file SEC forms soon. 10 days for new investors, 2 days for anyone over >5%
Will this jump in the SNOW share price foreshadow Palantir doing the same?
>>22540551what the fuck happened? it can only go down from here right?
>>22540622usually a couple weeks or so
>>22540488I have 800 (originally 1600, but sold early at various points I wish I hadn't) and I still feel like a dummy. I should have bought 10000 shares below $2 instead of forcing myself to "diversify my portfolio".
>>22540622Jokes on you, Snowflake just got a billion dollar loan to store Covid test kits. YOU ARE FUCKED
>>22540600Dude, it's been on the news articles on the net...NKLA tanked and poeple are looking for EV companies for the future.Check out ATOM and CRWD :)
*Ahem*I have an announcementAs of the time of this post I have broken even on GME
I'm shorting this Snowflake shit
SNOW is making CRM look incredibly cheap disclosure i own CRM
>>22540551I was told this isn't the dot com bubble.
>>22540657I guess that makes sense, why would people want to gamble on the first few weeks when they already know it's gonna be really unpredictable
>>22540284>he thinks colorful charts will make him more bux than FDslisten child, I've been investing in stocks for decades and I can tell you without a doubt they move because of institutional money that follows the economy, not your autistic patterns. I dabbed in forex niggery in business school at the peak of my autism knowhow. I turned 10k into 13k ahead of major trade news. My correlated stock plays went up 25% and options nearly 50%. By the time I pulled out of forex I had spent 30 hours over 10 days and lost 5k. Chump change. Binary options/crypto/forex are all for blind introverts.
>have lost so much I'm scared to even try anythingI just want to stop being poor brosgrew up poor as it is and I can't even save because I have to help my family pay billswhy is it so hard to make money
>>22540233How lucky do you feel in a game of Pump and Dump starting from ATH?
UH what the fuck snow?
>>22540676based>>22540677also quite based i can't support something named snowflake
Hahahah holy fuck who is buying SNOW right now?
>>22540676kekyou'll be fine bro
Remember when you were talking shit about me just 2-3 days agowell what now bitch nigga
>SNOW 305.00Dude, what the actual fuck is going on? Is this the real reason tech has been dying? All the big wig institutions siphoning everything into fucking SNOW? This is crazy.
snow 300 now lol
>QQQOh nooooooo... how sad.
>>22540712>why is it so hard to make moneyDo some dangerous construction work. It pays well. Save money to become a landlord.
SNOW is only mooning because it's software and has a cool name/tickerprove me fucking wrong
I was the anon who paid off his mortgage with WKHS gains; bought in at 4.77 avg and sold at 20.51 during the late June spike.WKHS currently scares the fuck out of me. I feel as though it has priced in 75% of the contract already. I wish you remaining horsebros good luck, but I can't help but feel this is going to end in disaster.
why is QQQ red when everything else is green
WTF NOOOOO WHY IS GME MOONING I MISSED MY ENTRY CAUSE WAS SO BUSY AT WORK THIS MORNING
>>22540617what's your routine like for abs?
Literally pets.com tier bubble.
I can't even buy snowflake right now. Broker hasn't updated the listing.
>>22540756I didn't know anything about what Snowflake did but once I saw the ticker would be $SNOW I was sold
1st for $SNOWCRABS
>>22540758You made a choiceYou could have listened
easiest shit ever
>wake up>call female broker>”give me 1,000 shares of SNOW, market price”>go back to bed
any CVS chads in here? thinking about adding to portfolio
>>22540786wtf is a broker?
>>22540757how many shares
Stop fucking selling Tesla, assholes. Battery day is coming up.
>>22540781you retards keep saying this but pets.com literally did nothing and Snowflake has Berkshire in it
>>22540781Nice, do we get the crash now?
>>22540758Because they expect one of us to be in the wreckage, brother.
is SNOW a ponzi scam?
>>22540758Sector rotationAll the big money is getting out of tech and going into SNOW sector
>>22540806FugImagine if you had enough money to buy 300 shares instead of 3
name a group of "people" getting more BTFFFFO than Gamestop bears?
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>>22540809>calling a broker okay boomer
>>22540648>'IPO' at $120>'opens' at $243how is this allowed
>>22540829stop sucking old man dick. berkshire has a tiny position and it wasnt done by Warren.
>>22540674My company has been reduced to just a receptionist, (all of) management, a few s&h people, and a three engineers of which I'm the only non-boomer.Our business has picked up, and the boomer engineers are the kind of "Whut's a data sheet?" "Let's hop on a call" "Ya, I've worked on this and this and this, and trust me, I know the math, this will work"So all work's landed on me. I though covid was supposed to remove the inefficiency in business and I'm stuck here farming losses from attempting to go into long positions.
>>22540844I'd never risk more than a grand for a quick flip
>>22540790U r like baby
>>22540853He's not a boomer, he takes the time to call on purpose so he can fugg her.
>>22540809>>22540853Zoomers literally don't realize that callinf your broker gets you a better price than ordering online. But zoomers are so scared to talk on the phone that they would rather make less money
>>22540756both SNOW and FROG are weeeeeak. just went through their documentation. SNOW is almost a con, they're basically a database engine with their only unique feature being that they've "optimized" the cloud storage/query system but don't disclose HOW
>t-they've got our backs, r- r-ight guys?
>>22540906And that's why you're making it and I'm notGood point
HORSIES PLEASE SLOW DOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!
>>22540947That elbow bumping shit is the gayest thing ever, gayer than eating another guy’s booty hole.
>>22540757I have 175 shares I bought at $23. So welcome to my terrifying rollercoaster nightmare. I have a stoploss in just above my break even, enough to catch it on a quick drop and still buy me a cup of coffee. But damn boi, this stock is a trip.
>>22540438The Rolling Stones were also superior.
>>22540945Honestly, shit like SNOW really makes me feel like we're in another dotcom bubble.
>>22540786Same here anon. Hold me while I weep over all these lost tendies
>>22540757Eh, MCap is 3bn at these prices. And with WMT doing same-day delivery and electric being /the/ meme I could see it performing well in the future. With their FMVSS approval they've got an 18 month lead in Class C trucks.But yeah, I don't know. Buying puts to cover.
>>22540508amwf are healthier generally than wmaf because the relationships aren't necessarily built on self-hatred. failed white men hate white women for forcing them to settle for a slant and slant women hate themselves and asian men for their unappealing features. These video shows how AMWF are the only successful hapas, meanwhile WMAF produce mental basketcases like Elliot. AMWF:https://np.reddit.com/r/hapas/comments/7nfw4s/half_asians_with_asian_dads_outnumber_wmaf_hapas/WMAF:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jSB0xYn2g
>>22540974can't stop spacebiscuit
>>22540844About 40000 profit
>>22541099peanut brain take full of projection
>>22540676*sucks teeth*You aight, GMEboy.
Why contain it
I bought the dip! Run you faggot!!