/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22534389]

Liber Abaci edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yHdVLrUFi4

>Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.22534431]

First for bbc

[Anonymous No.22534439]

Tell me if I should buy UEC premarket?

I dont want to fomo in later..

[Anonymous No.22534440]

When does GME pump

[Anonymous No.22534442]

>>22534431

Nigger

[Anonymous No.22534451]

>>22534431
I too am a fan of the British Broadcasting Corporation.

[Anonymous No.22534465]

>please market crash, please

Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.22534466]

>>22534451
You must be mentally damaged, my apologies.

[Anonymous No.22534468]

Why isn't UVXY following the VIX right now?

[Anonymous No.22534472]

>>22534440

Thursday two weeks ago

[Anonymous No.22534473]

>>22534440
kek

[Anonymous No.22534477]

>>22534451
Fuckers canceled Dirk Gently.

[Anonymous No.22534492]

any $SNOW niggers?

[Anonymous No.22534505]

I hope you took profits, Anons.

[Anonymous No.22534509]

OH
>inb4 GME coomer

[Anonymous No.22534511]

>>22534440

[Anonymous No.22534521]

>>22534492
I'll be in just for the entry pump. Anyone else?

[Anonymous No.22534532]

Acquire
>NEE
>V
>WMT
>HD
>MSFT
Leave behind the endless worrying. Say goodbye to -20% days. Grow your wealth into a generational force that gives your descendants a leg up in the hellscape they are sure to inhabit

[Anonymous No.22534548]

>>22534521
I might get a leap later on depending on pricing.

[Anonymous No.22534549]

green day today

[Anonymous No.22534560]

>>22534440
>>22534528

[Anonymous No.22534569]

>>22534532
Should I exchange my DIS, JNJ or KO for WMT? Or just buy some WMT and hodl the rest.

[Anonymous No.22534585]

>>22534560
Someone pls post the pasta

[Anonymous No.22534586]

Why?
Yes I bought the AI meme today, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.22534589]

When will my oilies rise?
Bought the corona bottom on Shell. Then it was recovering.. but been steady downhill ever since and now it is back to corona bottom.

[Anonymous No.22534594]

˙ʎɐpoʇʎɐplɐɔiƃɐɯɐƃuiʌɐɥllɐǝɹɐnoʎǝdoɥI˙XS∀ǝɥʇɯoɹɟollǝH

[Anonymous No.22534597]

>>22534586
I didn't buy iRobot two weeks ago when I was considering it, and now my wrists itch whenever I see a knife.

[Anonymous No.22534621]

Will TSLA ever crash again? I didn’t buy when It did last week because I thought it would dump more!

[Anonymous No.22534623]

>>22534569
Id hold DIS if I already had it. The theme park is an incredible asset. KO is a good one to leave on DRIP for decades. And yes convert JNJ to WMT. WMT is safe during economic downturns

[Anonymous No.22534634]

>NKLA, a total fraud with literally zero assets, still worth 10 billion more than WKHS
just..... just fucking swap worth already

[Anonymous No.22534640]

$TUP just keeps printing!

[Anonymous No.22534643]

china may block nvidias arm buyout

[Anonymous No.22534649]

dubbs we dip
singles we rip

[Anonymous No.22534661]

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

[Anonymous No.22534663]

>>22534589

Likely another year or two possibly sooner if trump gets elected.

[Anonymous No.22534664]

>>22534623
Right on. I have a few long drip holds I want to accumulate over the next few years and don't want too many different tickers bogging up my account

[Anonymous No.22534679]

>>22534661
I hope you get ass cancer

[Anonymous No.22534680]

>>22534560

>>22534608
>>22534667

[Anonymous No.22534692]

>>22534661

This is so played out now and was never funny in the first place

[Anonymous No.22534693]

>>22534634
thats not how you spell SHLL

[Anonymous No.22534695]

>>22534663
But I thought I was supposed to be greedy when others are fearful, and be fearful when others are greedy.
Seems like would work better to be greedy when retards are greedy.

[Anonymous No.22534705]

>>22534549
which stock?

[Anonymous No.22534709]

retail numbers out
all bad

[Anonymous No.22534710]

>>22534695
its a new paradigm always be greedy

[Anonymous No.22534716]

Do you even own GBTC?

[Anonymous No.22534717]

>>22534679
>>22534692
Your tears only make me stronger peasants.

[Anonymous No.22534718]

>>22534693
or that.. fucking anything

[Anonymous No.22534722]

>>22534532
Replace WMT with LMT or TGT and you’re golden

[Anonymous No.22534727]

>>22534377
i've said it before and i'll say it again: look at the VIX during the 2008 GFC and 2020 covid crash. note when it got around 80+ and roughly where price was on the SPY during that time, or just different individual stocks in general. it calls the bottom very well. that's what i'd personally be waiting for. again, for a quick cheat sheet on the VIX, generally speaking:

>it's around 10-20 the vast majority of the time. this represents when the market is stable and either flat or trending quietly. obviously often closer to 10 than 20.
>30-40 is a strong dip. for a recent reference, the softbank meme that dumped the nasdaq over 10% in 2-3 days and stocks like AMD dumping around 20% got the VIX up to a max of 38.28
>50-60 usually represents a Flash Crash
>80+ is pricing in the literal apocalypse. this has only happened twice in the past 20 years, 2008 and covid. both considering the potential collapse of the world economic system as a whole basically. assuming it isn't literally the end of the world, this is probably roughly where the ultimate bottom would be of any given crash
>the only time it's been higher was black monday, 1987, but that doesn't count because they didn't have circuit breakers or various other shit in place back then (which to be fair came about literally because of this event), but even then as you might imagine it was a great buying opportunity. it topped out at 172.79 then.

[Anonymous No.22534751]

>>22534586
Every morning an imbecile awakens

[Anonymous No.22534757]

>>22534717
I doubt it. If you weren't seething like a faggot you wouldn't spend so much time doing this.

[Anonymous No.22534758]

>>22534569
Out of those 4, DIS > WMT > JNJ > KO for future growth potential

[Anonymous No.22534776]

we're headed for a red open

[Anonymous No.22534778]

>>22534757
Sounds like you’re the one seething bud ;^)

[Anonymous No.22534780]

thinkin bout thos $115 apples, should i buy more

[Anonymous No.22534788]

>>22534776
no

[Anonymous No.22534798]

Quick note on SNOW: Their 133% growth from Feb-July was an anomaly caused by the pandemic. Their could services are not exactly innovative and Amazon, Google can swiftly overturn and slow down their momentum. I'd suggest waiting until Q1 of next year.

[Anonymous No.22534802]

>>22534788
oh yes

[Anonymous No.22534804]

>>22534778
Because you shit up the thread with your garbage? Keep dreaming.

[Anonymous No.22534808]

You have 30 seconds to explain why you’re not dumping all your cash into HD today

[Anonymous No.22534814]

>>22534780

It’s going to dip hard. 110-114 is the sweet spot

[Anonymous No.22534827]

>>22534788
yes i think so

[Anonymous No.22534831]

>>22534808
Home depot looks like shit. Id rather invedt in avgo

[Anonymous No.22534846]

>>22534788

[Anonymous No.22534850]

>>22534680
Its priced for bankruptcy, because its a zombie company that will go bankrupt. The only reason it hasn't yet, is because of its huge size. Its so big, that its going to take a while to die.
I don't know, man, I just can't imagine GME making a recovery, paying rent on a prime location office, and wages to employees, on something that most people order online... I don't see it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22534860]

What are we buying at open? I'm looking for something besides NAK.

[Anonymous No.22534869]

>>22534377
"time in the market > timing the market" exclusively relies on strawmen. For example, the last time someone presented that meme here, the accompanying infographics (from schwab I believe) decided that 'timing the market' meant capturing the best single-day gains and never being in the market at any point in time beyond that, which is obviously not what it means at all.
Point is, there are always pullbacks, and it's almost always better to buy on the pullback than on the top of a bubble. If you buy during a pullback, you're virtually guaranteed to get your 10-20% in a month+, which is also excellent for psychology, thus increasing gains potential. If instead you just put your money in, you could be so unlucky as to wait 10 years before you see positive returns. The only time it either doesn't matter or time in the market truly wins is if you have infinite time to invest.

[Anonymous No.22534873]

>bobos rise!

[Anonymous No.22534875]

>>22534802
>>22534827
>>22534846
Getting desperate?

[Anonymous No.22534877]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOTEQmfU-no

[Anonymous No.22534878]

>>22534751
Why? AI is the future and will bring us to mars soon

[Anonymous No.22534879]

i love stocktwits

[Anonymous No.22534880]

>>22534802
Looking green to me. Guess we'll find out in an hour.

[Anonymous No.22534893]

>>22534693
Based Anon.

Hyliion is the only CARBON NEGATIVE Tractor Semi.

UPS is likely to go with them soon.

[Anonymous No.22534904]

>>22534468
Because UVXY is shit and the JEWS killed my boy TVIX and replaced it with UVXY specifically to deny me cheeky volatility gains without having to do faggot ass VIX options

[Anonymous No.22534906]

>>22534880
it's possible
if jerome has an intern running the printer
he's busy getting ready for a hot date with BLM

[Anonymous No.22534934]

Which stocks give the fattest divvies?

[Anonymous No.22534959]

I wasnt here yesterday
what was our opinion on the new Apple vaporware?

[Anonymous No.22534964]

Smg seems a little slow this morning. You people need to WAKE UP

[Anonymous No.22534966]

>>22534934
>DIVVIES

[Anonymous No.22534970]

>>22534850
the stores themselves are doing great, if you did your DD then you'd know it's all entirely corporate mismanagement that's fucked over gamestop over the last decade. $32 million in bonuses over the last two years even when Gamestop was on a massive decline, absolute fuck ups on handling covid lockdowns, only sold their corporate jet (yes a fucking plane for personal use of their executives) because shareholders since 2011 got so fed up and stopped being passive.

dunno why anons find it so hard to understand why a short-term play like this ultimately has little downside yet so much upside potential. No one is shilling for people to hold GME past Q1 2021 (unless new developments happen)

[Anonymous No.22534968]

>>22534934
don't chase dividends idiot
they do worse than even boomer spy etf

[Anonymous No.22534980]

>>22534758
DIS or TGT?????

[Anonymous No.22534982]

>>22534959

The same contrarian opinion that’s always here. Also the stock tanked so normies didn’t like it much either.

[Anonymous No.22534984]

>>22534966
Nigger

[Anonymous No.22534999]

>>22534959
it wasn't vaporware it's just nothing interesting. Subscription services, USB-C instead of lightning, more watch shit.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22535014]

Anybody ever look into this SPYX etf? It excludes companies with known fossil fuel reserves so it's probably pretty sustainable.

[Anonymous No.22535017]

>>22534814
>It’s going to dip hard. 110-114 is the sweet spot
What time you think? I'm already in above this so I'm just averaging down a bit. It'll only be a couple bux either way on my buys today so I'm not terribly concerned.

[Anonymous No.22535019]

>>22534831
it keeps dipping thats why
>>22534879
>stocktwits
y?
>>22534934
chase growth and divis over 2-3 percent still do worse than SPY dude

[Anonymous No.22535023]

This general is ironic right? There's no humanly sane way people are actually recommending and defending fucking Gamestop is there?

[Anonymous No.22535029]

>>22534980
DIS for a recovery play, TGT for a SWAN play

[Anonymous No.22535033]

Can someone explain why UVXY hasn't jumped like VIX?

[Anonymous No.22535051]

>>22534934
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/usac/dividend-history

[Anonymous No.22535053]

>>22535017

Less that 30 minutes after opening is my guess it’s barely holding 15 pm it’ll touch 113 push 110-111 today I think

[Anonymous No.22535071]

>>22535033
Jews

[Anonymous No.22535086]

>>22534798
What about Palintar?

[Anonymous No.22535092]

>>22535023
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

[Anonymous No.22535102]

>boat company
>LOOKS LIKE THEIR STOCK IS ABOUT TO SINK

[Anonymous No.22535105]

>>22534984
retard

[Anonymous No.22535106]

>>22534722
What’s your beef with WMT?

[Anonymous No.22535111]

>>22535102
>helium company
>IT CAN ONLY GO UP

[Anonymous No.22535115]

>>22534850
i like epic games but i only ever bought borderlands 3 from them since you had to if you wanted it early and otherwise i just collect free games from them every week.

[Anonymous No.22535127]

>>22535071
unironically it literally always is

[Anonymous No.22535149]

>>22535051
what is this?

>>22535106
TGT outperforms WMT.

[Anonymous No.22535155]

>/VX up to 30.5 in the premarket
>VXX still at 24.7

surely it can't be this easy. im gonna wait and see but surely it can't be this easy.

[Anonymous No.22535167]

>>22534984
Got under your skin, lol.

>>22535023
GME is a short squeeze play. Very easy to understand and defend. But they're not going anywhere until they change their entire business model. Michael Burry is involved, so it has validity.

>>22535102
Talking about Carnival?

[Anonymous No.22535175]

>>22534869
If you wait years for a pullback though, you lose more than if you had just invested your money, especially due to compounding.
The type of person that keeps a majority of their money in cash, because they wait for the next big crash is ultimately losing more.

And the graphic you mean compares regularly investing to investing your money only after a dip but staying in the market afterwards.

[Anonymous No.22535176]

>>22534869
While Schwab's methodology is arbitrary (if the study you're referring to is the one I'm thinking of), you haven't given a competing methodology. While it sounds reasonable in theory, waiting for a 20% pullback will often mean watching the index go up by more than 20% in the meantime. That means that even after the pullback, you're behind where you'd have been by buying in immediately. And your example of having to wait 10-20 years to break even is obviously a worst case scenario.

[Anonymous No.22535180]

>>22535023
brace ur butthole for the coming months
this is only the beginning of the shilling
once consoles are out and stock is at $9+, 30% of the general will be GME related

[Anonymous No.22535188]

>>22535149
dividend history for USAC...

[Anonymous No.22535192]

Kodak a good for the short squeeze

[Anonymous No.22535196]

POWELL JUST ANNOUNCED 1 RANDOM COMPANIES FREE SHARE EVERY WEEK FOR EACH AMERICAN CITIZEN

[Anonymous No.22535199]

QRD on the fed announcement today?

[Anonymous No.22535208]

>>22535155
How do the futures translate to the price of the ETFs that follow the VIX?

[Anonymous No.22535216]

>futures slowly dropping before open
I've got a bad feeling about this one

[Anonymous No.22535220]

just got approved for options level 2, what should I buy?

[Anonymous No.22535222]

>>22535196
source

[Anonymous No.22535226]

>>22535102
>small flaccid penis company
>makes me hard looking at it in my portfolio

[Anonymous No.22535230]

>>22534904
You can make your own tvix with deep itm options or selling puts on, say, vxx. Deep itm lets you select arbitrary leverage, which degrades as the movement is smaller (e.g. you get near 1x leverage if it doesn't move, but >1.5 if it moves a little in either direction, and >3x if it moves a lot). Selling puts is the same but requires more capital to secure it, and gives more leverage if the underlying doesn't move much or moves slightly negatively, while it gives less leverage if it moves a lot.

[Anonymous No.22535251]

>>22535220
TLT calls

[Anonymous No.22535256]

>>22535176
Timing the market: sitting on cash for extended periods of time because you assume prices will be lower in the future
Not timing the market: setting a price target regardless of what the current price is after doing proper DD on the stock, and afterwards keeping up with news about the company
Don’t get them mixed up.

[Anonymous No.22535259]

>>22535180
Why? We didn't see Gamestop go bonkers last console releases. Gamestop needs an entire shift in their business model. Games being digitized has really fucked them over.

[Anonymous No.22535261]

Guys do i buy UEC BEFORE OPEN???

[Anonymous No.22535274]

>>22534904
If UVXY isn't following VIX, then what the hell does it follow?

[Anonymous No.22535284]

>>22535180
>$9+
no way this is going to be WKHS-tier and at least $20
and some people in /smg/ are going to be butthurt again for missing out on the next moon mission, or FOMO in like retards at the top like on IVR kek

only a retard would blindly pick whatever /smg/'s shilling, but there's no reason you can't look into the DD yourself and verify it.

[Anonymous No.22535338]

Why not invest in ORCL if they got the TikTok deal?

[Anonymous No.22535344]

Teslabros.....

[Anonymous No.22535351]

>>22535338
ORCL and tik tok are both shit so now you have double shit

[Anonymous No.22535352]

>>22534521
Same but im pretty worried about the 120 opener. Its like they tried to build in the pump. Why do they hate us?

[Anonymous No.22535354]

>>22534661
>>22534692
>>22534679
How does he trigger some anon in every thread? Why do you newfags fall for his coom bait?

[Anonymous No.22535361]

>>22535230
This. Just get them 90 deltas so IV and theta become irrelevant and let it rip. Better than TVIX

[Anonymous No.22535372]

>>22535338
because TikTok is a fad?

[Anonymous No.22535379]

>>22535208
literally just look at a chart, dude.
>The VXX is an Exchange Traded Note (ETN) that tracks the VIX short-term futures. To be more specific, the VXX is a portfolio composed of the front two month /VX futures that bear continuously changing weights.

[Anonymous No.22535386]

>>22535351
Well that much is obvious but won't TikTok make the stonk line go up?

[Anonymous No.22535390]

>>22535230
NO IM NOT TRADING OPTIONS YOU KIKE GIVE ME BACK MY TVIX
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>22535274
Jew gemmatria based meme numbers designed to extort maximum wealth from goyim

Never forget what they took from you

[Anonymous No.22535402]

bros if spy closes above 342 today i will bathe in bull semen

[Anonymous No.22535414]

>>22535176
Japan is real, not necessarily worst-case unlike some emerging markets. For US market, 20 years would be a worst-case but 10 years sure as fuck wouldn't be.
5-10 years is a fairly typical top-buy scenario.
I don't need to give a competing methodology to point out another methodology is crap and disingenuous. Fuck off with that weak shit. And I've also never mentioned a 20% 10-years-wait pullback. Just looking at 1std + ma and buying when the bottom is reached would be far better than "time in the market" and may happen once every 3 months. This should bring post-dip-recovery gains for the market timinger somewhere around 3-5% above the market timer (as modeled by average buy-in price between the previous such pullback and the current one), which, as usual, compounds to ridiculous levels pretty quick. Bonus point for selling when the top channel is reached.
This is easy enough to backtest and usually systematically outperforms buy and hold, though it's not as impressive as adding an inversion strategy like getting into volatility when the top is reached.
Even just buying above MA and selling under MA is known to significantly outperform buy and hold in most scenarios, and always outperform in the long run (see LRS).

[BIGGAYBEARFAGGOTPOZZEDSQQQCALL(...) !!XScfGU+HXxi No.22535415]

Today is our day SQQQ bros

[Anonymous No.22535419]

>>22534589
OAS TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.22535423]

>>22535415
no

[Anonymous No.22535434]

>>22535102
>weapons manufacturing company
>LOOKS LIKE THEIR STOCK IS REALLY ABOUT TO TANK

[Anonymous No.22535460]

>>22535415
OMG I DID THAT MEME I'M SO HAPPY SOMEBODY USE IT

[BIGGAYBEARFAGGOTPOZZEDSQQQCALL(...) !!XScfGU+HXxi No.22535473]

>>22535423
yes

[Anonymous No.22535480]

want to buy my first option contract, too pussy to buy something.

[Anonymous No.22535485]

>>22535256
That's just equivalent to saying "if you do good research, you'll beat the market." Which is a tautology: if the research doesn't help you beat the market, it must not have been very good.

There have been some fairly famous studies showing that most active fund managers underperform a simple buy-and-hold strategy, and that the longer the time horizon, the fewer can do it consistently. That's partly because of their fees and expenses, and also partly because they're sometimes forced to do things they'd rather not because of fund rules. But even having said that, if the full-time professionals aren't able to get a significant advantage over the market despite all their time and research, it certainly makes me skeptical that I can.

[Anonymous No.22535486]

>>22535460
U gay dude

[Anonymous No.22535490]

>>22535480
SQQQ calls

[Anonymous No.22535489]

>>22535480

Wait til Apple dips under 113.75 and then pick up some calls there

[Anonymous No.22535500]

>>22535259
last console release was 7 fucking years ago, dude.

[Anonymous No.22535501]

I am financially ruined.

[BIGGAYBEARFAGGOTPOZZEDSQQQCALL(...) !!XScfGU+HXxi No.22535504]

>>22535480
Use a chart. If you're using tdameritrade you can chart the price like anything else to make sure you aren't buying bags

[Anonymous No.22535511]

>>22535480
All in on GME $25c 9/18

[Anonymous No.22535512]

>>22535490
leverage on leverage
degenerate gambling at its finest lol.

[Anonymous No.22535515]

>>22535480
90% of the time you will lose your $ anyway so it really doesn't matter just pick one.

[Anonymous No.22535522]

>>22535485
i hate that this misunderstanding persists, but there is A HUGE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FUND MANAGERS MANAGING LITERALLY *BILLIONS* OF DOLLARS AND YOUR LIKELY 5-FIGURE ACCOUNT YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID

[Anonymous No.22535534]

>>22535485
Yea that’s why you buy and hold and add on red days. It’s not timing the market to wait for a red day to buy.

[Anonymous No.22535544]

who told me we weren't opening red

[Anonymous No.22535547]

>>22535102
>>22535434
>space travel company
>LOOKS LIKE THEIR STOCK IS GOING TO THE MOON
>AND THEN REENTERING EARTH AND CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN

[Anonymous No.22535548]

>>22535480
Buy something long dated and then immediately sell it for the same price. There, you broke you options virginity without any risk.

[Anonymous No.22535551]

Buy CPRX. This is your final and only warning.

[Anonymous No.22535552]

>>22535501
Good.

[Anonymous No.22535564]

>TSLA
someone hold my hands

[Anonymous No.22535567]

>>22535544
We aren't

[Anonymous No.22535590]

>>22535534
>assuming that we'll ever get red days again

[Anonymous No.22535592]

>>22535567
how sure would you say you are about that?

[Anonymous No.22535594]

>>22535564
WHAT IS HAPPENING ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.22535597]

Why can't these Robinniggers do anything right? Shit is worse than Bitmex

[Anonymous No.22535599]

>>22535544
It was me

[Anonymous No.22535602]

>>22535167
Yea you’re picture sure got to me
>are ya winning son?

[Anonymous No.22535614]

>>22535522
The various excuses for how the market it supposedly unbeatable are the final filter no midwit can pass.

[Anonymous No.22535615]

I fucking sold KODAK FOR A LOST AT 6 NOW ITS NEARLY 10 FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.22535618]

Imagine not buying SIVE

[Anonymous No.22535631]

>>22535564
OH NO KAREN :'(

[Anonymous No.22535632]

>>22535597
ruh roh usually this happens right before the rug pull

[Anonymous No.22535636]

>>22535615

You only lose when you sell.

[Anonymous No.22535651]

>>22535485
>if the full-time professionals aren't able to get a significant advantage over the market despite all their time and research, it certainly makes me skeptical that I can.
With all due respect bro, maybe you're just a retard. Trading isn't for everybody and sometimes the most courageous choice is to just go all in VOO and wait 40 years

[Anonymous No.22535656]

>futures dropping
>tesla dumping premarket
YOU HAD SO MANY OPTIONS AND YOU CHOSE DEATH

[Anonymous No.22535660]

>>22535615
to be fair if you're gambling in Kodak then you should expect like 90% potential downside

[Anonymous No.22535667]

SQQ, TQQ, and FNGU all red wtf is happening

[Anonymous No.22535676]

>>22535667
The crab king comes

[Anonymous No.22535679]

MARKETS DIPPING WHY?????? ?FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.22535681]

Fine. Dont listen to me. I'm telling you to watch uuuu and uec closely.

[Anonymous No.22535683]

>>22535660
>not investing in a bitcoin mining/pharmaceutical company

[Anonymous No.22535684]

>>22535534
i feel like the issue with this idea right now is how fucked up the fundamentals of the economy are especially in the US, with the pandemic still in full swing and the FED printing trillions with 0% interest rates, lots of people out of work and businesses closing, moratorium on mortgage payments, etc etc.

there will absolutely be another crash coming up, idk when but obviously this fucked up shit has to get fixed at some point. the covid crash was a perfect time to enter a long term buy and hold, if you got in there you're fine even in the event of another crash. you didn't want to be buying in at the top before that happened though, would you? i guess my main point would be, at the very least, your initial entry point is very important, THEN you can get into "adding on red days" or whatever.

im just mad i only learned how to figure out where the bottom is AFTER the covid crash and missed out. but im certain there has to be a major correction at some point to make the market line up with fundamentals again. and if the market stays completely detached from fundamentals i'll stick to day trading because i don't trust it for shit, it isn't based on anything real.

the easiest thing that could cause it, although none of us think it will happen any time soon im sure, is whenever the FED increases interest rates again. we're already at fucking 0% they can't just go into negative interest rates or some shit they're out of ammo and need to restock at SOME point.

[Anonymous No.22535688]

>>22535615
lmao why did you sell? get back in its only going up for a while

[Anonymous No.22535687]

>>22535676
the only stock i have that is not crabbing rn is fucking MRNA. not even NVAX is pumping. i'm so confused.

[Anonymous No.22535689]

>>22535656
>OIL up premarket
Oil gods...is it finally time to awaken?

[Anonymous No.22535699]

Innovative Industrial Properties (NYSE:IIPR)

YES/NO?

[Anonymous No.22535709]

WW3 HAPPENING RUG PULL GREAT DEPRESIION THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER CURRENCY RESET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22535714]

Wow TSM brutally pumped since last time i checked

[Anonymous No.22535717]

>>22535676
theta bros win again..

[Anonymous No.22535718]

>>22535699
>real estate
no

[Anonymous No.22535721]

>>22535683
no man, i'd rather put my money in GME shitcoins

[Anonymous No.22535730]

>>22535689
Let's hope, I've bought 2000$ of USO when it crashed two weeks ago and I've been bagholding since then

[Anonymous No.22535733]

>>22535699
Buy us uranium. Now.

[Anonymous No.22535741]

>>22535718
They are into medical cannabis, Anon. Do at least 10 second of research.
There's a few states voting to legalize in November.

[Anonymous No.22535742]

Powell gonna announce -10% interest rate today. We're all gonna make it bros.

[Anonymous No.22535746]

i thought palantir IPO was today?

[Anonymous No.22535748]

Forget the Fed. This man will save us. By more deep OTM calls on tech you glorious Japanese boomer

[Anonymous No.22535753]

>>22535717
It's glorious. I could live just on what I get a month off re-upping these. Easiest money in the history of the world

[Anonymous No.22535773]

who told me we weren't going to open red?

[Anonymous No.22535775]

>>22535753
I don't have enough money clearly

[Anonymous No.22535777]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22535787]

>>22535714
Fucking right it did made me a lot of fucking money too
>>22535730
I bought NRGU because it kind of looks like NIGGER

[Anonymous No.22535790]

>>22535500
...damn it has been that long....

Regardless, I really doubt a console release is going to spark investors or traders to hop in...

[Anonymous No.22535791]

>>22535597
Does this mean that selling is now delayed? How long does this usually last?

[Anonymous No.22535792]

>>22535773
Why didn't you listen?
You could've listened

[Anonymous No.22535800]

>>22534850
Imagine arguing instead of posting shorts.

[Anonymous No.22535810]

>>22535777
HEEEEEYYYY BUUUULLLLLLSSSSS

[Anonymous No.22535812]

>>22535791
Until (((they))) set their shorts and finish dumping

[Anonymous No.22535813]

Imagine using robinhood
Hahaha
Oh man this sucks

[Anonymous No.22535818]

HORSEFRENS I AM SO NERVOUS

[Anonymous No.22535819]

>>22535791
Good question. Lately it's just interfered with the dashboard and selling/buying has gone through but there was that one time in March where everybody missed the epic bounce and got fucked on their option calls. That was a sad day

[Anonymous No.22535822]

Imagine not being all in on HD right now

[Anonymous No.22535823]

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

[Anonymous No.22535831]

>>22535709
really hoping for that reset ngl
bimetal pls

[Anonymous No.22535835]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22535837]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22535838]

>>22535813

They can’t keep getting away with it!

[Anonymous No.22535840]

>>22535746
23. Snowflake today

[Anonymous No.22535845]

>>22535748
Based.

[Anonymous No.22535846]

>>22535813
Real red days always start with RH shitting itself.

[Anonymous No.22535848]

>>22535823
i coom here every morning for this.

[Anonymous No.22535850]

>>22535822
>Home Depot co-founder: ‘I’m a capitalist’ but business has to think about planet, not just profit
PUBLISHED MON, SEP 14 20205:48 PM

>>22535823
kys

[Anonymous No.22535855]

>>22535823

[Anonymous No.22535857]

niggers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.22535865]

>>22535127
From thumbnail I thought she is working out in some gym machine.

[Anonymous No.22535876]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22535888]

>>22535748
>buying deep OTM calls on US meme tech with billions of other people's money
Is he /ourguy/ or wsb's guy?

[Anonymous No.22535892]

>>22535684
>obviously this fucked up shit has to get fixed at some point.
Does it? Does it really?

[Anonymous No.22535894]

>>22535773
We just opened green, though

[Anonymous No.22535896]

Where my gay niggas at? Suck dick in a portapotty and blow bubbles of shit out ya mouth type niggas. REPRASEEEENT

[Anonymous No.22535904]

QQQ +0.3%

[Anonymous No.22535907]

what the fuck was THAT

[Anonymous No.22535912]

>>22535746
>*uncovers palantiri, communes with dark lord soros*

seriously tho looking at the 13f of soros family fund he bought recently in XERS pharma and then it doubled, wondering whether this could be used for the virus vaccine given problems with delivery. rn its just an insulin delivery so makes little sense why the 135 year old vampiric lord of the markets is interested. we must join him anon. we must know his will.

[Anonymous No.22535919]

>>22535684
>they can't just go into negative interest rates or some shit
And again: why not? Plenty of other countries have done it

[Anonymous No.22535921]

what the fuck was that just now?

[Anonymous No.22535931]

>>22535896
>>>/lgbt/
RIght over there muh nigguh

[Anonymous No.22535933]

>>22535813
Man I am so fucking glad I got out of Robinhood. If it's not abundantly clear they're using "outages" as an excuse to FUCK THEIR CLIENTS IN THE ASS then you're retarded. The BEST case scenario is they're ridiculosly, unforgivably incompetent. But I think it's obv there's more to the story than just incompetence. Every fucking time their little memestocks like TSLA get fucked over in premarket RH has a service outage forcing Karens to baghold until the price action stabilizes. Every fucking time. It's actually pretty hilarious and based because only dumb faggots and Karens use RH anyway so fuck them.

[Anonymous No.22535935]

Oh no, gamers, Google is cancelling us!

[Anonymous No.22535937]

where do i get live data of SNOW?

[Anonymous No.22535938]

Palantir is basically near the bottom of that iceberg meme image right. Everything about this seems:
1. A meme
2. Absolutely dystopia

[Anonymous No.22535939]

>>22535414
The point of the Schwab methodology is to show that, counterintuitive as it seems, someone who consistently picked the best possible time to buy in would still underperform a DCAer. For most investors, that's a fairly rational comparison. I don't consider that disingenuous.
Japan-style permacrab is an acceptable worst-case scenario (or if you want even worse, Iceland). But it's worth noting that, if you were stuck investing in Japanese companies, you'd be at the same disadvantage and might still have trouble beating the Japanese index. I'd be interested to see a study of Japanese fund managers vs the Nikkei, to see if they had any better or worse luck compared to their American counterparts.
As for the strategy you described, give me a sec and I'll backtest it myself.

[Anonymous No.22535940]

>>22535921
JEWISH MAGIC

[Anonymous No.22535944]

Just bought my first option contract SPY340C091820

[Anonymous No.22535947]

Where the HECK is the downvote button??

[Anonymous No.22535948]

>>22535753
How much money did you use to buy however much SOXL you have?

Wish i bought around $70 but didn't understand leveraged ETF's as well back then.

[Anonymous No.22535950]

>>22535935
They're trying to hide it.
Fast! Go all in!

[Anonymous No.22535960]

>>22535939
What do you use to backtest?

[Anonymous No.22535965]

Remember guys
Buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.22535975]

HOLY FUCK I AM DOWN $6

[Anonymous No.22535978]

>>22535684
>there will absolutely be another crash coming up, idk when but obviously this fucked up shit has to get fixed at some point

You have learned nothing.

[BIGGAYBEARFAGGOTPOZZEDSQQQCALL(...) !!XScfGU+HXxi No.22535982]

>NKLA tard strength pumps up $2 on open
pottery
Didn't the CEO recently pump the price by buying $30 of shares? Wonder if he is the kike pushing the price up these days, stupid faggotnigger. Hope he rots in prison and gets anally raped

[Anonymous No.22535985]

>>22534389
WHY IS NKLA PUMPING REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.22535997]

>>22535741
>weed stocks
lol
too many bagholders from 2018 still keeping their valuations massively inflated and priced in already for US legalization

[Anonymous No.22535996]

>>22535939
There are dozens of papers that backtested that lump sum > DCA. Really what DCA has morphed into is chipping in a bit of a paycheck every so often. More to be consistent than to maximize returns and because most people don't have infinite capital.
However, that assumes a secular bull market or a secular bear market for the USD. If neither of those is true (like Japan), then getting into the stock market was the wrong move in the first place.

[Anonymous No.22536000]

fucking crapple

[Anonymous No.22536003]

>>22535948
I got in around $130 and have a bit over 1000 shares so maybe $135k or so. I usually pull between 2 and 3k a month with the covered calls so just that annualized is almost 20% a year. I'm pretty happy about it. If the shares keep appreciating over the long term like they have I don't even want to speculate what it could turn into. A lot. And if they dump I'll just sell out and try to buy back in lower

[Anonymous No.22536016]

I still need some help understanding how UVXY and VXX follow VIX. The prices don't seem to match up at all for what is happening.

[Anonymous No.22536019]

>>22535985
hmmm

[Anonymous No.22536034]

>>22535997
>hurrr its a property stock
>hurrr its a weed stock
Nigger do the MINIMUM of research before responding, or don't respond.

[Anonymous No.22536036]

Why isn''t snowflake trading yet?
I have no experience trading IPOs, so is it normal for IPOs not to be trading as soon as the market opens?

[Anonymous No.22536040]

You have now entered. The crab zone

[Anonymous No.22536045]

>>22536000
Get shit on stupid also checked

[Anonymous No.22536047]

>TSLA down
>TQQQ up
Intredasting

[Anonymous No.22536052]

Anyone know when Jerome speaks? Get the feeling he may say something about either
>increasing the interest rate
>decreasing the interest rate into the negatives

>>22535684
Stocks will likely have another crash within 2 years imo. Idk when though but don't intend to be fully in lest I be btfo'd wjilst still unemployed and have no funds to get cheapies.

[Anonymous No.22536059]

>>22535597
Robin hood down. VIX not reporting. What is going on?

[Anonymous No.22536065]

>>22536040
Hate it when a stock crabs at exactly the level where I'm even on it. No loss, no win, no direction, and you don't know if you want to stay or leave. Its just keeping your money hostage.

[Anonymous No.22536068]

>>22536036
whales get first dips. never buy. they want suckers like you to pump ontop of them, then they dump after. go look at every IPO

[Anonymous No.22536072]

>>22536059
I don't know but every day I inch closer to moving to tdameritrade

[Anonymous No.22536074]

>>22534389
OH NO KAREN WHAT'S GOING ON WITH TSLA :'( I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SLAY QUEEN BUT THE NUMBER IS RED I THINK THATS BAD
KAREN?
KAREN ARE YOU THERE?

[Anonymous No.22536076]

what the fuck is HAPPENINGGGG OOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22536077]

>>22535935
if this shit tanks below 3 dollars ill go all in, literally the nu age block buster going the way of the dinosaur and unironically for the same reason

[Anonymous No.22536079]

>>22536059
VIX is up 2.7%

[Anonymous No.22536080]

>>22536052
Hes not going to say either of those things lmfao

[Anonymous No.22536081]

Uh guys, KODK is doing that fucking (((thing))) again.

>You now remember the jew couple that set up a "charity" like 3 days before the initial pump and dumped all their money in it

[Anonymous No.22536092]

just shorted the nasdaq with $10000 on a 500x leveraged cfd.
am i going to make it lads?

[Anonymous No.22536101]

>>22536092
Margin call coming.

[Anonymous No.22536102]

>>22536019
Dont give a single fuck about the chart. They're getting investigated by the SEC and DOJ. No amount TA and FA(if they even had any to begin with) will save them

[Anonymous No.22536109]

Daily reminder if you can't beat QQQ, join it.

[Anonymous No.22536111]

>>22536068
thanks for the warning, cancelling my standing order then. When is the whale offering over so that retail investors can get in?

[Anonymous No.22536122]

>>22536092
how does $999999999 sound

[Anonymous No.22536123]

>>22536109
NEVER

[Anonymous No.22536124]

>>22536081
Kodl is unironically a jewish pump and dump(a synagogues behind the pump). They wont get sent to jail tho trump supports the jews.

[Anonymous No.22536129]

>>22536068
Then why did RKT continue to appreciate like 35% before the doomp

[Anonymous No.22536136]

collecting nkla puts oh bb

[Anonymous No.22536137]

>>22535485
Full time professionals are just every day people. Have you worked an office job before? It should be obvious it you have that very incompetent people are given positions they clearly aren't qualified for, but they either have the right connections, the right amount of charisma and bullshitting, or they're conventionally attractive. The good traders get their earnings averaged down by all the bad traders.

[Anonymous No.22536139]

>>22535547
>fitness company
>looks like their muscles aren't the only thing pumping this morning

[Anonymous No.22536143]

>>22536052
>>increasing the interest rate
>>decreasing the interest rate into the negatives
Abso-fucking-lutely not. Unless he wanted to legendary troll the President. Probably not that brave or creative though

[Anonymous No.22536144]

robinhood needs to start working again so these fucking zoomies can buy TSLA and pump me

[Anonymous No.22536158]

>>22536076

This slut looks like she fucks like a tiger

[Anonymous No.22536161]

>>22536003
I see. Thanks for the information puts things into perspective eg my assumption that you got in around the best prices of around $70 which wouldve bewn an awesome deal. Unfortunately I actually had the chance of jumping in at $70....even with about mid 30k I'd have been able to get 400 to 500 shares but I'd likely haven't grabbed more than 200 but with the knowledge I have now I'd likely have gone nearly all in or at least 50%ish so 300 shares at least.

[Anonymous No.22536166]

>>22536081
How the fuck is this even possible?

[Anonymous No.22536167]

>>22536111
From the other IPOs I've seen. The price will usually open way over the listing and you won't be able to actually touch the opening price. Then it will take off. Then it will fucking tank and be volatile as hell before coming to a stable area

[Anonymous No.22536171]

>>22536129

[BIGGAYBEARFAGGOTPOZZEDSQQQCALL(...) !!XScfGU+HXxi No.22536177]

>>22535485
Yeah you're a faggot, I think bloomberg comments are more appropriate for you, you have terminal normie aids

[Anonymous No.22536181]

>>22536144
I just did, hope it helps anon

[Anonymous No.22536183]

If i own a call options contract how do I
1) exercise it -?
2) sell it to someone - sell to close right

[Anonymous No.22536185]

>>22536101
>>22536122
going well atm

[Anonymous No.22536186]

>>22536161
There'll be another chance. March was a huge learning experience just can't forget the lesson

[Anonymous No.22536190]

To any anon that actually gives a shit: I don't mind losing so long as I can understand why. Why isn't UVXY tracking the VIX?

[Anonymous No.22536192]

>>22536143
>JP does nothing
So, it's going to dump then.

[Anonymous No.22536194]

>>22536177
>normie
Found the normalnigger.

[Anonymous No.22536198]

>>22536074
TSLA Karens please respond how much are we buying today? Are we going to Starbucks after to talk shit about our friends? TSLA Karens?

[Anonymous No.22536199]

>>22536166
Well, price increase when people buy. That's about it

[Anonymous No.22536206]

>>22536143
Jerome Powell likely to just spout the same old BS.

No Interest rate hikes, no negative interest rates. Urge Congress to help Negronoids.

[Anonymous No.22536212]

>>22536081
is it going to pump back to 40 bucks again? imagine buying an option or 2 right now and riding mister bones ride all the way to the top.

nigga fuck..... i am going to do it anon, i am doing it.

[Anonymous No.22536213]

>>22535944
You basically spent money for nothing because SPY will crab until the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.22536215]

THE RALLY IS OVER. SQQQ IS UP.

[None !UgWA6MCN8M No.22536221]

oh mumu

[Anonymous No.22536226]

>>22536052
>>increasing the interest rate
wont happen for years
>decreasing the interest rate into the negatives
wont happen ever
It's going to be the same old dovish shit. markets are going to tank, gold is going to rise a bit and bond yields drop.

[Anonymous No.22536228]

>>22536183
There are options displayed in your trading view.

[Anonymous No.22536230]

>>22536183
You mean like physically how? That depends on your broker. Or you dont understand what exercizing / selling to close does?

[Anonymous No.22536232]

>>22536183
>1) exercise it -?
Click the button that says exercise in your broker app and have enough money to buy the hundred shares at the strike price
>2) sell it to someone - sell to close right
yep

[Anonymous No.22536234]

>>22536206
bullish

[Anonymous No.22536235]

>>22536167
Yes, but approximately how long after market opening will we have to wait to follow these developments? Yahoo finance isn't showing any SNOW movement at all so far

[Anonymous No.22536238]

I want to make some money but I feel like a reckoning is coming in the market. It will always be much harder to gain back what you lose percentage wise, yet we're approaching February highs. 90% of people polled think that stocks are currently overvalued.

The only way this makes sense to me is if the crash was actually an overcorrection, and nothing was really affected at all.

[Anonymous No.22536239]

>>22536092
I would laugh my ass if someone actually attempted this and closed the position when Nasdaq hit a -10%. Imagine the shitstorm it would provoke when all that money was being bought back.

[Anonymous No.22536243]

>>22535939
Fund managers never have and never will matter because they inherently are not at an advantage by having good returns compared to some index and don't typically perform better as a company if they perform better or worse than an index.
The point is that the schwab methodology shows precisely nothing at all because it's a literal strawman, and that there is plenty of research showing that even the basic strategies I outlined (which are, by definition, timing the market strategies) greatly outperform buy and hold (i.e. time in the market).
Their methodology for "timing" is NOT to put whatever you have on hand at an optimal timing, it's literally to put the entire thing in before the day of the greatest gains, then removing the money, which is an insane strawman.

[Anonymous No.22536251]

>>22536102
Its not a pusher if it rolls

[Anonymous No.22536253]

>>22536129
..what? I took part in the RKT IPO. Got in at like $19, sold at like $22 cause I knew it'd dip, and it did. It only rose again after about a week or so if shitting the been That's when you wanna get into an IPO, after it's already pump n dumped. I dunno how the SEC doesn't go after it when it happens to every IPO. They should rule that purchasing an IPO on the week it's offered locks your position for 30 days or something. But I guess that will just lead to massive dumps later down the line...

[Anonymous No.22536265]

>>22536171
Looks like plenty of opportunity for retail there to me

[Anonymous No.22536266]

>VIX is going up
Bullbros?

[Anonymous No.22536269]

WKHS horsefrens I went from being nervous about the day to wtf. Why is ol'e seabiscuit pumping so hrd?

[Anonymous No.22536272]

>>22536238
I pulled most of my stuff out of tech and put it into the big pharmas making vaccines. good profit. even if 1 vaccine collapses, the incoming pump for my other vacc investments will make massive gains.

[Anonymous No.22536274]

>>22536137
Charisma never enters the picture, it's politics.

[Anonymous No.22536277]

sooo... We buy gold today?

[Anonymous No.22536278]

Jerome, halp

[Anonymous No.22536279]

>>22535894
>we opened green, therefore the entire rest of the day and week is green. r-r-right fellow bulls?
god, listen to you people.

[Anonymous No.22536280]

>>22536059
Just glad I pulled 60% out yesterday

[BIGGAYBEARFAGGOTPOZZEDSQQQCALL(...) !!XScfGU+HXxi No.22536281]

>>22536266
>bullbros

[Anonymous No.22536288]

>>22536235
there isn't a set time that you'll be aware of

[Anonymous No.22536289]

I am staying out until elections happen. Sold my over valued tech stocks weeks ago and bought a few speculative puts on sp500 near the money. Waiting to see if the election is contested which should surely bring stocks down a leg.

[Anonymous No.22536290]

>>22535939
>Japan-style permacrab is an acceptable worst-case scenario
If you'd reinvested the dividends throughout the entire decade and a half you'd have averaged about 8% a year in gains

[Anonymous No.22536300]

MA or V

[Anonymous No.22536301]

>>22536092
closed my trade almost immediately. regret

[Anonymous No.22536305]

>>22536186
>There'll be another chance
I hope it's in less than 2 years I really want to financially make it for my family's sake and at this point other than options the odds aren't looking good. Had I stuck with all the calls I recently did for a few weeks more up to maybe the very last week I'd likely have been up several 10k worths....very demoralizing.

[Anonymous No.22536309]

>>22536269
Because we are going to fucking MAKE IT dude. TSLA Karens get FUCKED, WKHS Chads FUCK

[Anonymous No.22536310]

>>22535256
No, the bottom one is 'timing the market'. The top one is just a strawman.
'time in the market' is when you just go in right now with no DD because you suppose it will always be higher eventually.

[Anonymous No.22536311]

>>22536269
Because I sold, enjoy.

[BIGGAYBEARFAGGOTPOZZEDSQQQCALL(...) !!XScfGU+HXxi No.22536314]

Just wageslave for jp morgan bro, you'll get a nip wife who doesn't love you but stays with you for muh lesponsbile carrer. God normie asian women are the devil's spawn

[Anonymous No.22536317]

[Anonymous No.22536318]

>>22536166
short squeeze again
retard short sellers jumping in on a manipulated stock

[Anonymous No.22536321]

>>22536266
not yet, Powell has to talk first

[Anonymous No.22536322]

>>22536221
lol i thought you roped

[Anonymous No.22536323]

>>22536272
Maybe I'm just being too cautious but I don't even feel like that is safe if the whole market dives again.

[Anonymous No.22536331]

>>22536266
>>22536266
UVXY ISN'T. WHAT IS GOING ON?

[Anonymous No.22536332]

>report comes out that Boeing cut all kinds of corners on the max
>pumps
This really is a fucking clown market

[Anonymous No.22536334]

>>22536243
>then removing the money, which is an insane strawman.
Why are you lying? The Schwab graphic never mentions removing the money.

And since there is "plenty of research": post it.

[Anonymous No.22536336]

>>22536232
no exercise button I'm assuming since I don't have enough money to buy 100 shares lol.

[Anonymous No.22536340]

>>22536065
sell half at break even and average down more.

[Anonymous No.22536342]

>>22536314
This is oddly specific

[Anonymous No.22536344]

>>22536314
>you'll get a nip wife who doesn't love you but stays with you for muh lesponsbile carrer
I wouldn't really mind that, would be better than dying alone at least I guess

[Anonymous No.22536347]

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>>22534389

[Anonymous No.22536355]

>Powell gets on mic
>"You want to ball til you fall? I can help you with that
>walks out of the room
>stock market moons
>boomers commit suicide

[Anonymous No.22536360]

>>22536347
Ah shit lmao
Im drunk

Someone else post the new bread

[Anonymous No.22536361]

>>22536323
pull out and cash hold until election

[Anonymous No.22536362]

>>22536347
first for OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.22536364]

>>22536347
good stuff lad

[BIGGAYBEARFAGGOTPOZZEDSQQQCALL(...) !!XScfGU+HXxi No.22536365]

>>22536344
>44
you're already cursed just by saying that

[Anonymous No.22536366]

New thread you blody basterd biches

[Anonymous No.22536367]

>>22535996
To clarify: lump-sum (specifically, all in at the very beginning) consistently beats DCaing a fixed total amount in over a series of weeks or months. This supports the "time in the market" position: the lump-summer maximizes time in the market by putting it all in at once.

Like you said, though, most people don't invest this way because they don't Have a huge chunk of money sitting in their bank accounts. Instead, they have a certain amount of each paycheck they can invest. The comparison in the Schwab study was something like:
Person 1: just buys $1000 each month, no matter what.
Person 2: puts $1000 cash each month in a bank account, then uses that lump amount to buy each time the market crashes
Person 3: puts away $1000 each month, then fucks up by lump buying right before every downturn.
Your intuition is probably that #2 would work the best, but in fact #1 blows them out of the water.

So to clarify: lump-sum all in immediately if best if you suddenly get a lot of money. Simple "buy X each week/month" is best if you're limited by current income. Both are strategies that maximize time in the market.

[Anonymous No.22536368]

>>22536347
Anon, were you trying to make a new thread?
Do you need help?

[Anonymous No.22536371]

>>22536309
I hope so fren

>>22536311
I see that you read my book on trading. Wait until you get to the chapter titled "Buying in and out of a stock multiple times due to FOMO and bitch hands and how it can make you(r broker) RICH"

[Anonymous No.22536372]

>>22536347
Kek

[Anonymous No.22536374]

>>22536347
kek well done OP

[Anonymous No.22536377]

OOF!

[Anonymous No.22536393]

>>22536362
>>22536364
>>22536368
>>22536372
>>22536374
Thanks
U too

[Anonymous No.22536398]

>>22536344
You would be surprised how loving someone can be who's staying with you for reasons other than money and pee pee tingles.

[Anonymous No.22536407]

>>22536365
>44
>四四
>死死
Nah, this is just a sign about what the market is gonna do today my fellow bobo

[Anonymous No.22536413]

>>22536377
Oh shit. It didn't even bounce. Circuit breaker incoming.

[Anonymous No.22536416]

>>22536398
this. my current gf is an introvert nip and she loved me when i was still a pathetic neet living with my parents. best feeling in the world.

[Anonymous No.22536424]

pls convince me to not buy tesla

[Anonymous No.22536430]

>>22536398
You're right I probably would be, but that's never gonna happen which is why I wouldn't mind settling for what the other anon mentioned
If I'm wrong and it does happen for me, hey that's great too I guess

[Anonymous No.22536436]

>>22536426
>>22536426
>>22536426

Migrate

[Anonymous No.22536446]

>>22536334
>The Schwab graphic never mentions removing the money.
It explicitly says the money is removed and call it optimal timing.

[Anonymous No.22536449]

>>22536416
What does her pussy smell like?

[Anonymous No.22536450]

>>22536424
negative growth
unprofitable
420billion dollar market cap

Go look at what happened to cisco when it had a 500 billion market cap in a similar position.

[Anonymous No.22536452]

>>22536361
Bears don't make money on the market though. I don't know if I'm too bearish or not. I might just be a coward.

[Anonymous No.22536463]

What happens next?

[Anonymous No.22536464]

>>22536347

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.....

FIRST TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22536466]

New

>>22536426
>>22536426

[Anonymous No.22536475]

>>22535500
Consoles today are just shitty PCs. Only kiddies without money buy consoles, anyone with money sinks a small fortune on a PC so they can live stream on twitch with their 10 followers to larp as a pro-gamer.

[Anonymous No.22536497]

>>22536449
>her

[Anonymous No.22536498]

>>22536416
Is she also a NEET?
Is she hairy and smelly?
Does she let you lick her armpits?
メチャ羨ましい

[Anonymous No.22536499]

>>22535944
expires in ...2 days? anon, just burn your money.

[Anonymous No.22536510]

>>22536290
Shhhh the divvyhater might be listening. You don't want to give him an embolism, do you?

[Anonymous No.22536511]

>>22536424
>>22536450
you guys are retards lol
>they don't know
September 22 faggots that's all I'll say.

[Anonymous No.22536531]

>>22536498
>she

[Anonymous No.22536574]

>>22536446
So, you're just going to continue lying?

[Anonymous No.22536656]

I keep looking at horse to dip down to 20-21 to buy more and this hurts but then again I'm making huge gains so I guess it's fine.

[Anonymous No.22536678]

>>22536235
Well when is the actual ipo opening. Alot of them are noon

[Anonymous No.22536713]

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[Anonymous No.22536763]

>>22536713
Cool story bro

[Anonymous No.22536909]

>>22536463
It crabs until Trump is president again

[Anonymous No.22536923]

>>22536713
Carthago Delenda Est, Frater