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>> No.22516843
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NO BOBO

>> No.22516850
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>> No.22516851

WE
ARE
THE
TESLAMARINES

AND WE'RE NEVER FUCKING SELLING

>> No.22516854
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>> No.22516862

Should I fomo in to the tesla dip?

>> No.22516863

>>22516820
HNCKF is about to blow up

>> No.22516869
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Daily reminder
>Dont ever tip
>Always buy the dip
>All women are whores
>Jews are white
>All jannies are trannies
>Covered calls are scams
>Tesla will put us on mars

>> No.22516871

>>22516843
YES BOBO YES!
HARDER! FUCK THEM HARDER!

>> No.22516874

it's called QQQ because it makes you cry three times

>> No.22516878

>>22516843
monkey a best

>> No.22516879

$AAPL in freefall. RIP call holders.

>> No.22516883
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2D > 3D

>> No.22516884
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>>22516843

>> No.22516904

>>22516869
>Jews are white
oy vey how dare you

>> No.22516909
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>>22516884
No thanks.

>> No.22516916

>>22516869
>4/7
hey at least you're above average lmao

>> No.22516918
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PALLADIUM

>> No.22516920

why do people hate women so much. half my friends are women. usually femcel engineer types but they're all nice and have been good friends.
>>22516879
there's still a chance for my $130 calls, it doesn't expire until 9/25

>> No.22516932
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I hope you bought the dip.

>> No.22516933

>Hello, Apple store?
>I want to return my apple stock, it's defective

>> No.22516935

https://www.savearm.co.uk/

ARM COFOUNDER TRYING TO STOP NVIDIA FROM BUYING ARM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHITTTTTTT

>> No.22516940
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>>22516843
STOP DUMPING TSLA!!!!

>> No.22516945

>>22516869
>Everybody stays tf at home
>bitch gets fired

Everything went better than expected.

>> No.22516952

>>22516869
if jews are white would that make the holohoax white genocide?

>> No.22516953

>>22516869
Why are covered calls scams

>> No.22516957

How bad will the battery day dump be, boys?

>> No.22516965
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Okay seriously what are you retards holding that you keep talking about dips and crashes and bobos? I'm up 3% today.

>> No.22516971

>>22516932
shes the blonde titcow from euphoria the show

>> No.22516978

>>22516932
NAME NAME NAME

>> No.22516979

Who else /theta gang/ here?

>> No.22516986

>>22516957
There will be blood

>> No.22516990

>>22516940
OMG SLAY QUEEN GOOD JOB KAREN BOUGHT THE TIPPY TOP OF THE TSLA DEAD CAT BOUNCE YAAAAAS QUEEN YAAAAAS

>> No.22516991

>>22516863
Let’s gooooooooooooo H N C K F saved my finances

>> No.22516992

the MACD on the TSLA daily chart says buy.

>> No.22516998

How much GIGA should I be buying right now?

>> No.22517000
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>Kim Kardashian causes Facebook to dip with a tweet
>Bought at 269.48
>Sold at 272
Nice

>> No.22517001

>>22516965
They're all in on AAPL, TSLA, and TQQQ

>> No.22517002

NKLA refusing to die who is possibly buying? just traders? glad I sold my puts at open or theta would have fucked me

>> No.22517010

>>22516869
I like tipping, it makes me feel good to give someone money if they give me good service.

>> No.22517012
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22517012

dow already in red

>> No.22517013

>>22516940
>bought TSLA right before the candle when it started to go down
I'm cursed

>> No.22517015

>bought Apple at the top
>before announcement
>before crash
>before election

Am I retarded

>> No.22517020

>>22516920
you don't make much money doing this do you?

>> No.22517035

Did we get too cocky bros?

>> No.22517038

>>22516957
>tesla back at 80$

A man can dream

>> No.22517040

>>22517002
look at twitter and stocktwits, retail people genuinely believe in it like a cult.

>> No.22517039

Why is the whole market dumping?

>> No.22517046

what is the reason for this massive sell off

>> No.22517056

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22517058

>>22516998
the amount you'd be comfortable gambling on roulette

>> No.22517064

market is too shaky for me. i bought like 4600 of TQQQ/SOXL. ill probably buy a little more if it dips hard. after that im just going to theta gang until a real crash or things stabilize

>> No.22517068

>>22517046
apple announced new sell offs

>> No.22517075
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22517075

FUCK

>> No.22517074

>>22517020
>you don't make much money doing this do you?
i'm up 50% since April but I know that's considered pathetic considering we just went through the easiest boom market in history. Feel like i'm learning more everyday.

>> No.22517078

>>22517039
>>22517046
marathon about to take place this weekend
joggers gonna jog

>> No.22517088

Buy the close, sell the open. We're back to the strategy of 3-4 months ago

>> No.22517089

>>22516998
If youre talking about Giga Metals HNCKF then go all in. I've got 10k shares riding on them

>> No.22517090
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STOP SELLING

>> No.22517093

>>22517002
I'm guessing short squeeze? That's why I don't fuck with pump and dumps and squeezes, no idea which way is which.

>> No.22517094

>>22517068
>sell offs
god i'm retarded i meant new products

>> No.22517095

>>22516992
OOOH YOU TELL EM GURL TSLA MEME LINE SAYS BUY THE DIP GO ALL IN TSLA QUEENS WE ARE HOLDING FOREVER GONNA BE RICH WHO WANTS SOME STARBUCKS ON MEEE HAHAHA #MADEIT #SLAY #TSLA

>> No.22517104

If im up $40 on two call options, is it best to just claim that profit? does it ever get better than that?

I havent really ever done much option trading so I'm a tad bit lost. Got both contracts for fairly cheap under $200

please respond

>> No.22517114

$AAPL $150 EOW

>> No.22517116

>>22517095
you laugh but the morons who buy into TSLA have probably out performed most of us.

>> No.22517126

>>22516920
I'm >>22516114 and I think the reason they all hate women is because they hate themselves

>> No.22517142

>>22517104
close your position before you lose all of your money
dont touch options if you dont understand them

>> No.22517155

>>22517116
Tech pajeets, THOTs, and Japanese boomers. The unholy alliance of TSLA "investors".

>> No.22517156

halved my apple position. Held that shit for two months now and it was up 5% I could probably have done better on fucking coca cola

>> No.22517162
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guys if horse doesn't close green i'm going to lose my house

>> No.22517168
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>>22516952
Uh oh...

>> No.22517176

>>22517104
profit is profit, sell

>> No.22517184
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What’s the best way for me to trade VIX movement? When I did it last time back in March I used TVIX and made a fucking killing, but I can’t seem to find TVIX anywhere now

>> No.22517186

>>22517116
Well as me and my TSLA queens like to say, LIVE LAUGH LOVE me and Stacy are going down to #starbucks to talk #stocks - almost pumpkin spice season!!!!!

>> No.22517188

>>22517035
I want to say yes but then it'll start to pump again, so no

>> No.22517196

>>22517116

it doesn't matter, they will lose their money on some other retarded stock down the line.

>> No.22517197

>>22517162
Have fun being homeless

>> No.22517198

>>22516952
Polish genocide is not white genocide, just polish genocide.

>> No.22517202

>>22517184
TVIX got removed friend, your option is UVXY now

>> No.22517207

>>22517184
Bro, I don't know how to tell you
But TVIX....
is gone
Got the coof and never recovered.

>> No.22517208

>>22517116
TSLA is up over 120% in 3 months. All people who don't own it can do is try to make jokes to compensate for the fact they are missing out on ez money precisely because everyone with a checking account can download RH and buy fractional shares.

>> No.22517211

>>22517162
not gonna green today

>> No.22517221
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SOXL just fucking nose diving. Bros.............

>> No.22517226

>>22517156
nobody buying new apple stuff when unemployment keeps skyrocketing, gibs train went off the tracks, schools are giving out free memebooks, and college students aren't really going back to school in full swing and probably wont until next year

>> No.22517227
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>>22517197
THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CONTRACT

>> No.22517228

>>22517104
Anon you can become a millionaire with a few thousand buying into options or you can lose all your money in a day. If you don't understand them you truly won't know when to sell or the risk of not selling at a particular time. Taking any profit is not bad but the right option plays can net you 100% return easily on any normal day of trading.

>> No.22517232

>>22517089
I am but I’m scared it will just dump back to $0.05 if they’re not confirmed for Tesla

>> No.22517236
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>>22516979
/thetagang/ marine reporting in!

>> No.22517237

Is fed/Powell speech tomorrow?

>> No.22517241

>>22516869
I have a static tip amount, the food price rarely influences the quality of service. Still not sure how people were convinced you should tip a percentage of the total as though the more you spend the harder they work lol

>> No.22517245
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yay

>> No.22517249

>>22517184
UVXY

>> No.22517253
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22517253

FUCK YOU DRUMPF MAKE IT GO UP

>> No.22517256

God damn that's a big red dildo up TSLA's ass

>> No.22517258

all these diversity hire CEOs
how the hell is our society holding together at all

>> No.22517260

WON'T SOMEONE BUY THIS GOD DAMN DIP AHHHHHHH
>>22517155
t. NKLA bagholder

>> No.22517261

>>22517207
Shit was insane bro, I remember like 10-20% movements on the daily going both ways
Shame it’s gone, I would’ve liked more gambling on it
>>22517202
Thanks for the suggestion desu
Is it leveraged or just 1:1 VIX movement?

>> No.22517272

>>22517228
yeah im holding I guess.

>> No.22517275
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Vix just put the tip in...

Are we going balls deep now bobo?

>> No.22517284

>>22517227
Sept.30, but market interpretations are going to vary regardless of what happens.

>> No.22517287
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R E P E N T Q ' E R S

>> No.22517289

>>22517237
red line go down
take a guess

>> No.22517292

tsla calls at close?

>> No.22517293

>>22517258
Vice Presidents who begrudgingly pick up the slack.

>> No.22517295

>>22517275
Charge your phone

>> No.22517296
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22517296

Memes aside, why is it dumping at the moment?

>> No.22517298
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This is fucking gay.

>> No.22517300

>yfw the shekels shook all the week hands out and $AAPL reaches $130 EOW

>> No.22517304

>>22517208
I know right!??!? What's with all the TSLA haters??? U boys just upset bc you spent all your money on video games and stupid trucks and not on THE GREATEST stock EVER!!!

Why don't you just buy now silly TSLA is still way way down from just a month ago it was like $1200 just buy more it will go back sweetie I promise and you can finally stop being poor and afford nice things...like more TSLA stock xDDD

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>>22516820
I just bought 2 shares of tesla

>> No.22517310
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>>22517284
THE FROG SAID IT WAS GOING TO MOON

>> No.22517313

>wildfires in California
>PCG starts going up again
are 84 manslaughter charges bullish?

>> No.22517317

>>22517295
I’ve been staring at line go crab all morning I can’t!

>> No.22517319

>>22517064
>bought like 4600 of TQQQ/SOXL
BASED

>> No.22517320
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>>22516920

>> No.22517327

>>22517196
okay but that hasn't happened yet
they are winning, we are losing because we are braincels

>> No.22517330

pump this shit you damn fucking algos

>> No.22517332

>>22517296
the tech bubble has popped, you have to expect two sided movement now. the summer of green is over.

>> No.22517338

>>22517245
Remember to sell, don't be like those bagholders who held over the weekend

>> No.22517341
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>>22517258
On the shoulders of giants.

>> No.22517349

12 shares of WKHS, 10 in SNE and 7 in ORCL. Im going to moon hard by the end of december

>> No.22517354
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pedos btfo

>> No.22517355

>>22517313
PCG didn't start the fires this time, it was lightning. People are expecting a bailout
>>22517320
these are media women, literally every person in media is a psychopath. male or female.

>> No.22517357
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>>22517126
Or maybe it's because they tend to lack morals.

>> No.22517359

>>22517332
I JUST GOT STARTED

>> No.22517364

>>22517304
t. gay bear faggot
>>22517296
profit taking ahead of JPOW's speech is my only guess.

>> No.22517380

>>22517320
Don't bother anon. They're in their own world view, just like we're in our own.

>> No.22517387

>>22516953
He doesn't know how to make money off of them.

>> No.22517391

>>22517272
You're going to lose your money

>> No.22517394
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>>22517355
Idk man.

>> No.22517409

>>22517364
>gay bear
Nigga just because bobo is fucking your sweet little asshole don't mean he's gay. In fact it means you're gay.

>> No.22517411

>>22517313
I live in Cali and fucking despise PCG
Last year around this time I made good money with puts against them, fuck PCG
for some reason, making money feels way better when you also satisfy personal vendettas at the same time desu

>> No.22517417

There's no way Tesla goes up tomorrow right?

>> No.22517418

thread volume just dropped off, bullish

>> No.22517420

>>22517261
UVXY is 1.5x so not as based as TVIX but still good and it has options too

>> No.22517422

guys guys guys...
SQQQ $33c 9/18 thank me later
theyre only 4 cents but u can 10x by friday

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What the fuck happened, I literally just took a shower cause the markets were boring all day. I should have known better than to doubt power hour.

>> No.22517428
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Goldman Sachs to $195 by Friday?

>> No.22517435

This is uncomfortable.

I'm wondering if QQQ is bouncing off the 1H 180 MA or if it's going to re-test the lows. I think we're just pulling back more than normal due to market uncertainty.

>> No.22517441

>>22517411
>I live in Cali and fucking despise PCG
>there's hardly a Californian alive who doesn't

>> No.22517444

>>22517391
I just bought the option today and it doesnt expire until the end of october and I expect the stock to rise more than what it is at the moment. I really did want to cash out though.

>> No.22517450

>>22517221
>SOXL 4.18% up
is there a way to filter retard posters

>> No.22517463

where's the CLF shill? i'm tempted to buy

>> No.22517466

>>22517394
if you think dialectically about it you'd realize tinder is populated by the dregs of humanity.

best place to meet a woman is either at church or volunteering for a political cause you believe in. Met my last gf picking up trash for the surfrider foundation. I'm not a chad, i'm not super attractive either. Tinder is brain poison and the app itself it literally designed to create this disparity

>> No.22517473

>>22517258
Momentum and debt

>> No.22517479

>>22517409
I'm up like $1500/2000 today bro

>> No.22517481

>>22517126
lol how naive.

>> No.22517493

>>22517357
Small sample bias and a high potential those accounts are fake.

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>>22517354
God damn it. Of course it was a Trump tweet that made it to down.

>> No.22517502

>>22516979
looking like most of my covered calls are going to get exercised
not looking too comfy missing out on all the gains

>> No.22517505

i'm selling out of CRM and QQQ, don't worry bros. that means they're going to moon tomorrow

>> No.22517504

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING

>> No.22517509 [DELETED] 

>>22516935
Kek who cares if he has no control over the company. It's like that guy who sold Minecraft demanding no one buy the game because Microsoft owns it now.

>> No.22517510

>>22517387
Literally just by stock in a long term hold and write weeklys whats so hard

>> No.22517512

best hedge for jpow tomorrow?

>> No.22517515

>>22517493
Bet you thought that sounded really smart before posting, brainlet.

>> No.22517518

Fuck Apple, fuck Tim Cuck and fuck jannies.

>> No.22517521

>>22517479
Yeah me too LMAO

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>>22517504

>> No.22517534

I'm gonna repeat my warning about WKHS because some of you don't seem to get it. The upside is $30, maybe $40 if the contract exceeds expectations. The downside is $15.

>> No.22517536

>>22517313
i bought pcg at $6, it seemed stupid not to

>> No.22517537

Citibank is Bear Sterning it

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>>22517466
>church
That's kind of a meme, at least where I live.

>> No.22517547

Why does everyone here have ADHD? If you aren't 0.01% in the green you all freak the fuck out

>> No.22517553

>>22517493
>Small sample bias
kek how the fuck would you know!
>a high potential those accounts are fake
According to what evidence!

Lmao cope harder!

>> No.22517554

>>22517441
Funny enough, I do have a sliver of love for the bastards
I live in SoCal, but I have a stupid bitch ex gf who lives up north. Last year she had to evacuate and shit. Hopefully this time the fire doesn’t miss

>> No.22517562

SQQQ $33c 9/18
>SQQQ $33c 9/18
SQQQ $33c 9/18
>SQQQ $33c 9/18
SQQQ $33c 9/18
>SQQQ $33c 9/18
SQQQ $33c 9/18
>SQQQ $33c 9/18

>> No.22517565 [DELETED] 

>>22516932
Kek how pathetic.
>"look at me im so interesting. Stop staring at my tits"

How do these women even get a husband or are these the type that end up as the wine aunt meme?

>> No.22517568

>>22517547
line line supposed to go up up

>> No.22517569

HOLY NIGGERS
Is anyone looking at QQQ volume?
Jesus.

>> No.22517582

>>22517562
funny sqqq line is going down again

>> No.22517591
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>power hour

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>>22517569
Pic related.

>> No.22517593

Should I just pull out of bitcoin and buy stocks with it? It’s gone up 10% in 3 years LOL

>> No.22517594

>>22517569
what is happening, can't check rn

>> No.22517595

>>22516869
Tipping even 30% literally has no impact on your life and it means everything to service workers.

>> No.22517598
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Crab day...

>> No.22517599

>>22517537
They hired a woman for CEO so they obviously would tank. Once that news hit I immediately knew it would tank.

>> No.22517600

>>22517444
Look into what theta means and what the theta of your particular option is. Everyday you lose value as your option nears expiration and your potential to profit is a function of whether it the underlying price can rise enough to offset this.

>> No.22517606

>>22517546
I meet nice Catholic women volunteering for the fish fry every Spring. just try it out

>> No.22517608

>>22517422
Will do anon. Why not? Gambling with $40 is fun.

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>>22517515
Literally how it works.

>> No.22517615

Buy CLF

>> No.22517621

>>22517569
>>22517592
Last time someone brought this up it was an actual glitch. I think we'll need some more charts.

>> No.22517623
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22517623

Thoughts on this?

>> No.22517624

>>22517546
kind of a shit meme anywhere you go.
Just look at the cognitive dissonance of /pol/.
>sky wizard man tells us not to hate each other
>but melanin, curly hair, asians, joos

>> No.22517625

>>22517562
>33
I have calls too but fuck man why did you do that

>> No.22517630
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22517630

>nasdaq up 1%
>QQQ up 1.2%

>> No.22517633

>>22517241
So you tip that amount even if you just get a salad, or something? Fucking jew.

>> No.22517636

>>22517582
big red dildo at open tmr

>> No.22517639

>>22517562
I bought one, I mean it was only $4

>> No.22517640

>>22517595
Fuck waiters

>> No.22517641

getting volume alerts for QQQ puts
watch out below bros

>> No.22517647

>>22517565
you sound hateful and ugly anon

>> No.22517648

Snow IPO is tomorrow it seems. Why couldn't it just be today

>> No.22517650

Do you spread out your put selling over different tickers? Me personally I write multiple puts on just one ticker each time.

>> No.22517651

>>22517595
Fuck them and fuck you I tip 15% max I need that shit too anything more is simping for some stupid cunt who is overpaid. The line cooks don't make shit and work 20x harder. Fuck server staff

>> No.22517661

>>22517562
Lol wut

>> No.22517662

>>22517592
Surely this is a good sign that there's lots and lots of buyers ready to continue the pump, right? ...Right?

>> No.22517663
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22517663

well well well seems like the bulls really like that H4 34 EMA

>> No.22517670

>>22517641
SQQQ $33c 9/18
>SQQQ $33c 9/18
SQQQ $33c 9/18
>SQQQ $33c 9/18
SQQQ $33c 9/18
>SQQQ $33c 9/18
SQQQ $33c 9/18
>SQQQ $33c 9/18

>> No.22517677 [DELETED] 

>>22517546
This is what worries me about finding a wife. How do I filter out these women who irl easily hide this stuff and lie that they would never do such disgusting things?

>> No.22517680

Anyone holding GGG?

>> No.22517683

what the fuck TSLA

>> No.22517684

I don't go out to eat anymore. Ever since the covid came along I can't trust that the people who are preparing my meals are wearing a facemask and practicing social distancing.

>> No.22517685

any good stock podcasts

>> No.22517686

thank you gay ass digi bot algos for buying the dip

>> No.22517701

>>22517610
No it's not. You just made up a bunch of shit. If you wanted to be credible all you had to say was that it's unreliable, instead you embarrassed yourself. You're clearly not an actual scientist, you're clearly a brainlet.

>> No.22517712

looks like my FNGU buy in during the dump paid off

>> No.22517713
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22517713

>>22517606
Like a church event? I live in/near a big city. I think the only christian people who actually go to church are black people, and I don't mean that in a bad way. I just honestly don't know, or have heard of anyone who goes to church.

>> No.22517714

>>22517592
volume is always typically down pre-witching

>> No.22517717

>>22517685
Odd Lots

>> No.22517719

>>22517595
Why do dumb food jockeys think everyone else is rich? No, dumb nigger, assistant manager at McDonalds makes barely more than you do

>> No.22517729
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>>22517621
From tradingview. Not as bad as it looks at ibkr.

>> No.22517731

Thanks TSLA

>> No.22517741

Why the fuck is Ameritrade so ugly and unorganized
I almost want to stick with Robinhood simply because it looks better, and fractional shares

>> No.22517742

>>22517661
SQQQ $33c 9/18
>SQQQ $33c 9/18
SQQQ $33c 9/18
>SQQQ $33c 9/18
SQQQ $33c 9/18
>SQQQ $33c 9/18
SQQQ $33c 9/18
>SQQQ $33c 9/18

>> No.22517744

>>22517677
No clue. Let me know when you find out bro.

>> No.22517746

>>22517677
I guess your only option is to find a really young one so you can make sure she's clean, oh wait, modern roasties already have blown out assholes by the time they're 16. I dunno man, how do you really know anyone, male or female?

>> No.22517761

>>22517593
Yeah, fuck that imaginary bullshit. Invest in real-life organizations so you actually have relevant shit to talk about at social gatherings.

>> No.22517766

>>22517595
I'm not a fucking charity

>> No.22517769
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22517769

That was a good scare aye boys!

>> No.22517772

>>22517569
Well what does this mean?

>> No.22517777

>>22517684
I actually feel more safe about restaurant food than in the past because the fact that they're probably being forced to wear masks and shit in the kitchen probably means less spit in the food.

>> No.22517780

>>22517713
I live in SF and plenty of people go to church here. oftentimes you meet the best sort of people at urban catholic churches because they're more chill and less dogmatic. sometimes gov jerry brown even shows up

>> No.22517782

Softbank is going to own TSLA and most of the NASDAQ at this rate

>> No.22517783

>>22517677
>tranny janny delet dis
what did he mean by that

>> No.22517788

>>22517772
it meana red line go down tmr

>> No.22517792

>TSLA still over 450
>people are still freaking out and crying
fucking relax

>> No.22517796

>>22517683
Ahahaha get fucked stupid cunt lmfao

>> No.22517798

>>22517615
No immediate up potential

>> No.22517799

>>22517677
Jannies confirmed roasties

>> No.22517804

>>22517595
if you think the waiter does 1/3 of the work at a restaurant youre insane

>> No.22517814

>>22517075
god your an idiot

>> No.22517816

>>22517772
I don't know but I really, really don't like this.

>> No.22517818

>>22517788
Why tho?

>> No.22517821

>>22517713
The modern church is just a feel good session. Feels more like a hippie meeting than anything else.

>> No.22517823

ahem
ding ding ding

>> No.22517824

>>22517792
Lol i bought at 480.

I'm sad I didn't buy more at 320. Or even wait literally a day to buy it

>> No.22517826

QUICK TSLA PUTS

>> No.22517831
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22517831

repeating with tits so I can get an answer

best hedge for FOMC tomorrow?

>> No.22517835
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>>22517780
>they're more chill and less dogmatic
No thanks.

>> No.22517839

>>22517701
Small samples tend to extremes, retard. There's 3 girls shown in that (barely a sample at all), that's an incredibly small sample size. Tinder doesn't openly release numbers on fake accounts and they're difficult to validate in any case, but it's clear there are many cases from anecdotal evidence spanning the whole country. Thus the base rates are difficult to ascertain and the probability would be left to more sampling bias.

>> No.22517842

>>22517818
too late... see u at open tmr fag

>> No.22517843

what a retarded day
where's ding ding bro, i'm down 0.21%

>> No.22517848

>>22517677
>This is what worries me about finding a wife. How do I filter out these women who irl easily hide this stuff and lie that they would never do such disgusting things?
Your post got deleted fren!

>> No.22517859

>>22517162
are you kidding? horse just needs a little break that run up to 25$ was tough on him.

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Hope you've enjoyed your little bull run onions

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>>22517504
Nobody does. Not even hedge fund managers. We are all stupid monkeys.

>> No.22517878

c'mon man. SEC filings for Gamestop soon please. or the tender offer.

>> No.22517886

>>22517818
Well, I already have about 11k in SQQQ calls...

>> No.22517895

>>22517873
holy shit you just updated that lol
your work is appreciated, anon

>> No.22517897

>>22517831
Cash but you need to be ready to buy fast if the market likes what Powell says.

>> No.22517906
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bulls are not allowed to cum

>> No.22517908
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22517908

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .61%, pretty okay! Told u guys volume was indicating concerted buys yestuhday, it was not bearish!! Range extension on s&pee remains slightly bullish even if it seems like it was rejected, closing ever so slightly higher than yesterday's high and extending value area up o_o

>> No.22517909

>>22517831
leveraged gold/silver certificates berfore the speech and dump them a minute or two into the speech.

>> No.22517912

>>22517886
>>22517842
Sent to wrong post..

>> No.22517917

>>22517872
GAPE MY BIG GAY ASSHOLE BOBO

>> No.22517918

>>22516820

Going all in on Tesla and holding for 5 years now. Try and tell me it’s a bad move.

www.trading212.com/invite/FzU0CqW3

>> No.22517921
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>>22517908
Whatever I guess. Tired of being poor bros

>> No.22517930

break even on tesla, godda say I did not expect to come back from that -26% so quick

>> No.22517933

>>22517908
Up .26%, could have had real gains today but I just had to buy SQQQ calls...

>> No.22517939
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>>22517908
Up ~4.5%
Tech be praised

Best performers were BABA, MSFT and FB
Worst were MA and AAPL

>>22517504
Welcome to the club
>>22517906
Hm? What happened? Except for the small AAPL bleed out it was a stellar day

>> No.22517941
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22517941

>market is green on no news
>/smg/: moon mission confirmed
>market plummets the same day
>/smg/: what happened?

>> No.22517943

>>22517839
That's very different from what you said before, now you're agreeing with me completely. Quit coping. You said something retarded, be a man and admit it ffs.
>stop emotionally thinking
>stop rationalizing after the fact
>be a better human

And there's no need to name-call anon, it just says you're upset.

>> No.22517945
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>>22517908
we're just getting started

>> No.22517946
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Guess we wait for tomorrow...

>> No.22517947

>>22517918
>Going all in on Tesla and holding for 5 years now. Try and tell me it’s a bad move.
Elon won't even have TSLA shares 5 years from now.

>> No.22517952

>>22517908
you're alright ding ding ding man, but volume doesn't tell you direction, just inflection points, and up or down afterwards is still up in the air.

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>>22517908
Not good enough.

>> No.22517955
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>>22517908
VERY comfy +1.94% today! Night some SHLL last night after hours and already up 10%, TSM was /dointhangs/ and RL has a good day once again. Be interesting to see how tomorrow goes.

>> No.22517956
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22517956

>markets close
>fox business immediately pivots to israel and nigger loving

*click*

>> No.22517967
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>>22517908
1.35% up today! Woohoo. Nerve-wracking at the end, but it went back up. Hope we can continue this

>> No.22517975

>>22517943
You're not a very effective troll.

>> No.22517978
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22517978

At least its not -5%

>> No.22517977

>>22517908
Up 3.6% which is damn better than I usually do.

>> No.22517982

>>22517908
up .59% but my SQQQ calls are going to go to zero I think. fucking gay. and I didnt get enough TQQQ/SOXL at discount prices

>> No.22517985
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22517985

>Still bears lurking
Every dip is the same. Once the last desperate bear goes bull its actually time to sell.

>> No.22517991

I'm honestly scared to short. Is shorting NKLA free money?

>> No.22517992
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>>22517908
Good day. Up 3% thanks to palladium. Jets green, skyw just barely limping over in to green at the finish, KO green. Still 50% cash.

>>22517906
why is she wearing two bikinis?

>> No.22517995

>>22517956
What's Fox's stance on all the Ethiopian Jews getting sterilized in Israel?

>> No.22517996
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>>22517908
Up 3% today. Dropped Apple.

>> No.22518001

Cramer redeemed himself today

>> No.22517999

>>22517975
I wasn't trolling. Jesus dude you have issues.

>> No.22518008

I’m addicted to buying shares

>> No.22518013
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>>22517921
>250k account
>Poor
No flexing please

>> No.22518019

>>22517982
What strikes on the calls?

>> No.22518029
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>>22517941
>green on no news
it was also red on no news, you really think this market cares about auto-generated reactive articles?

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>>22517908
im up 2% day trading today, feels good. i just trade AMD. made some good money on that gigantic parabolic move at the end of today what's the deal with that?

>> No.22518048

>>22517991
>Is shorting NKLA free money?
Not in short term. Longer term probably.

>> No.22518053

>>22518001
https://youtu.be/4HfsI7XGssM

>> No.22518055

>my nkla puts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J5cCuvdh40

>> No.22518059
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/smg/ has completely gone to shit from these redditors

>> No.22518062

>>22517839
Also, the screenshot cuts off the message chain each time so we don't know what was said. The image really shows nothing.

>> No.22518070

>>22518019
9/18 27.5c

>> No.22518071

>>22517985
remember during the big fake gay softbank tech bullrun towards the end some anon remarked at how eerily quiet it was with regards to bobos and that he hadn't seen one around in ages?

>> No.22518077

>>22517908
I'm up 3.78%, I market bought more WKHS and TSLA at open figuring that they would continue to increase b/c I want WKHS to dip so of course it's going to go up, and TSLA should keep climbing based on battery day hype, I'll likely sell some of those just before the actual event in case it's as underwhelming as pig brain beep boop chip demo. Oh, and some of it is from HNCKF which I'm betting will mostly be pumped from speculation and hype more so than actual announcements so I'm setting up some alerts to hopefully not get bogged if it dumps.

>> No.22518081

>>22518013
Between my RH account and crypto I've been in this low to mid six figure purgatory for a while now. Everytime I start closing in on a million something happens to knock me back. I should have made it a year ago and left this godforsaken place. Still here

>> No.22518091
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>>22517992
>why is she wearing two bikinis?
Strip Twister.

>> No.22518098
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>>22517908
Imagine still being a bear instead of holding. Up 1.8% for about 1.2k today. Still about 9k down from my peak last week but it'll return and then some. Took the time to buy the dip.

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>>22518062
>The image really shows nothing.

>> No.22518102
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>>22517952
Strongly of the opinion volume can tell you absolutely everything when combined with price level and time axis, more important than any other indicator O_O

>> No.22518104

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS BUY STOCKS 5 YEARS AGO OF SHIT I HEAR ABOUT ALL THE TIME AND ID BE RICH

>> No.22518109
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>>22518029
No news = no stimulus, no Unemployment extension, Coronita-chan, fud.

News=pump

>> No.22518116

>>22518059
Why do they come here?

Faggots (bitchboys) why do you come here?

>> No.22518120

>>22517908
Up just under 1.5%. I'll take it.

>> No.22518127

>>22517354
>when Jack is so petty that he nukes every tweet Trump retweets
What an open and beautiful platform

>> No.22518131

Finished up 2.03% after hovering around 3% all day, bit upset desu, NIO crashed hard after 11.30, only up .58 after looking like it would settle around 2% or so.
How the rest of you tards do?

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>>22517908
-0.08%
shouts out SYY breaking a new level

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>>22518091
nice

>> No.22518138

>>22517595
Tipping based on percentage is the real fucking scam? So if my bill is $200 you want me to give some roastie $60 for what, 10 minutes of "work"? Let me order and get my own food from the kitchen and waitress can go work at strip clubs where they belong

>> No.22518146

>tesla down ah

Is this the beginning of the rug pull?

>> No.22518155

>>22517996
Any particular reason you decided on FSLR over any other Solar stock? I've been eyeing the TAN ETF, because I don't really know enough about Solar companies to decide which could outperform the rest.

>> No.22518156

>>22518132
ouch

>> No.22518167

>>22518104
5 years ago everything seemed expensive

>> No.22518178

>>22518146
Omg this isn’t crypto retard

>> No.22518182

NEW!! @_@

>>22518170


>>22518170


>>22518170


>>22518170

>> No.22518196

>>22517992
Dang palladium is so strange, doesn't seem that significantly correlated to gold. I'm still so intrigued by this mysterious metal :o

>> No.22518209

>>22518100
Dialate, incel. You'll never change the fact that most trannies are also incels. Can't beat em, join em I guess.

>> No.22518255
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>>22517680
>Subtle K-pop posting

God damn it.
https://youtu.be/U7mPqycQ0tQ

>> No.22518272

>>22516978
From imdb i would guess Sydney Sweeney

>> No.22518323

>>22518255
I bet that asshole secretly had a bunch of money in tech while saying that in public
Seriously why does anyone trust analysts that advertise their ideas, what reason do they have for actually wanting to help anyone when they can just say BUY BUY BUY and normies listen anyway? None

>> No.22518331

>>22518102
the bircher is literally every single american republican

>> No.22518350

So after 90 days of restriction being flagged as a PTD it goes away right? Like I can use my margin again soon.

>> No.22518364

>>22517956
Is Trump planning to say something?

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>>22518133
UTZ!!!

>> No.22518448
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22518448

up 10% today, 200% on my investment from start of covid. I even cashed out a a couple hundred linkies, at one point. Thanks to the few anons that helped me out along the way

>> No.22518543

what's the name of the website that tracks stock prices again? i think you could select a "cheap" option when sorting

>> No.22518691

>watched the big short
>feel like an expert that can see the next dump coming

Stop, this is a bad idea

>> No.22518736

>>22517780
the white suburban catholic churches in the rest of the bay area are extremely boomer

>> No.22519032

>>22518691
it starts now fren