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my coworkers are making fun of me because I don't want to eat foods with corn syrup. What do.

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>>22515809
Poo the company brownies

>> No.22515868

Keep eating healthy and lifting weights. In 3-5 you can make fun of them for their flabby Buddha bodies.

>> No.22515873

>>22515809
Chuckle and say something like "You'll figure it out when you get liver cancer in 20 years."

>> No.22515899

>>22515809
Rats in a bucket, anon. Remember.

>> No.22515902

>>22515873
they probably can figure it out today by stepping on a scale

>> No.22515914

>>22515809
stand up for yourself

>> No.22515938

>>22515809
Drop the anime pill on them.

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>>22515809
Tell them you'll remember their laughs as you piss on their gravestone.

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>>22515809
show them why they shouldn't make fun of you anymore desu.

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>> No.22516093

>>22515809
I get the same shit from people for not eating dairy. My skin looks amazing.

>> No.22516106

>Samantha from HR brings in some treats for someone's birthday
>Instead of politely declining, autist goes on autistic rant about the health effects of corn syrup

>> No.22516182

make cripple jokes when they get diabetes and have their foots amputated