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How will your money help you defend yourself in this situation?

>> No.22507040

>>22507013
I could cave her skull in with a kilo bar of silver.

>> No.22507048

Defend? I would pay her to fall on my throat

>> No.22507062

>>22507013
Why would you go to McDonald's if you have money

>> No.22507100

>>22507062
This. I'd be in the drive thru.

>> No.22507125

>>22507062
Even if you didnt have money why would you be there? Fast food is damned expensive compared to groceries.

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>>22507013

>> No.22507209

>>22507013
who is this semen demon? That was a magnificent throw

>> No.22507382

>>22507013
magnificent fighting stance. clearly she has some experience

>> No.22507410

>>22507013
You won't have to visit such establishment.

>> No.22507446

>>22507062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQWkNXr2ujI&feature=emb_title

>> No.22507485

>>22507013
So many funny things happening in this scene. Guy getting thrown like a rag doll. Guys in background gasping and covering their faces in disbelief as dude gets tossed KEK

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>draw Uzi
>murder all
>bribe judge

>> No.22507513

>>22507013
He was hit with the force of 1000 Big Macs

>> No.22507525
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>>22507013
backstory?

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>>22507485
>guys

>> No.22507652

Do not visit water holes of the poor and young. You will find danger there.

>> No.22507663

>>22507048
Imagine the smell

>> No.22507668

>>22507013
your moneys no match for that centre of gravity
that beauty's a sumo nature talent

>> No.22507685

>>22507013
why am i hard

>> No.22507705
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>>22507013

>> No.22507709

>>22507013
you can't.
let artimus take you

>> No.22507740

>>22507013
That dude is probably bigger than 90% of biz. These autists would get thrown once by that fatty and not even be able to stand up again lol.

>> No.22507760

A true champion in the Greco Roman tradition. Look at those tree trunk thighs.

>> No.22507772

buy her a cheeseburger

>> No.22507860

>>22507740
kek so true

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>>22507013
I'd obliterate its feet. Then hit its head into oblivion.

>> No.22507997

>>22507013
body guards at all times. In some latin countries this is pretty common for folks with money. having a couple pitbull MFers smash some skulls for you would be so satisfying.

>> No.22508088

>>22507040
based pmg bro

>> No.22508294

>>22507013
me in the back with the checkered shirt

>> No.22508342

>>22507013
if im rich why the fuck would i be eating at mcdonalds ?

>> No.22508421

Pull out ccw on the bbw. I'm middle class right now and I only leave my house to work and go to the grocery store. I wont even set foot in a fast food place that shit is for niggers and the poor.

>> No.22508432

>>22507062
I haven't been to mcdonald's since I was a teenager. Anyone who frequently eats fast food needs to reevaluate their live choices; it tastes like shit after you learn to cook properly.

>> No.22508488

>>22507013

Dont get between an animal and its food. Also, holy shit, what a throw. How?! I was looking for a trip, but there us nothing, she just tosses that fuck and he is at least 160 lbs.

>> No.22508528

>>22508488
She has a low center of gravity and large amounts of body mass and leg strength from holding up that bodyweight.

>> No.22508556
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22508556

Why are all Americans too fat and disgusting?

>> No.22508557

me by the coke fountain

>> No.22508599

>>22507013
wow ive never seen a real sumo wrestler in the wild before, epic

>> No.22508809

>>22507013
I bet she holds a minimum of 5k stinkies

>> No.22508887

I'll tell you one thing - it won't...BUT, if you are a DEBTOR you won't even put up your dukes in the first place...owing money zaps the testosterone out of a man. Videos related, anons...
https://youtu.be/lQf9Ynwsv6I
https://youtu.be/I4UcgZant0o

>> No.22509096

>>22507013
ankle wrap and use your leg on waist to bring down land whale, easy as fuck, hope she breaks a fucking wrist in the fall

>> No.22509135

>>22508556
inferior mutt genetics

>> No.22509267

>>22508528

Nah, that won't do it. Either she is trained, it was incredible luck, or the idiot jumped at just the right moment to be tossed. I have seen a lot of judu competitions, and a throw like that usually takes a shoulder/hip hinge coupled with noob momentum from opponent.

>> No.22509330

Had to rewatch, she does pivot from the shoulder in an ideal stance. Beast. Def holds technical cryptos like ETH and ALGO.

>> No.22509346

>>22507740
it's funny how no one is ever any of the things they accuse the majority of 4chan of being

>> No.22509402
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>>22507013
>>22507485
I love the interaction at the very left.
The gentleman being pushed into the fat mutt, still holding aloft his happy meal.
The way the grill gracefully points at the man, her arm fat jiggling all over the place the place.
"OBJECTION!" she yells, as he attempts to diffuse the situation.
My money's on the sumo ladies

>> No.22509462

i think her milkers outweigh his whole body

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>>22507013
TFW no big titty cage fighter GF.

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>>22507013
TFW no big titty cage fighter mommy GF.

>> No.22509865

>>22507013
she has excellent form in that throw, i would gladly be crushed by her thighs and buy uber eats after while cuddling

>> No.22509894

>>22507040
hahaha fucking hell, lost on first post.

>> No.22509945

>>22507125
Mcdouble is 320 calories and costs 99c in Merica.

>> No.22509989

>>22507013
>tfw no tank gf to protect me in mcdonalds

>> No.22510034

>>22509989

Imagine how much heavy armor she can equip with that STR stat. Def high level PvP barb.

>> No.22510110

>>22510034

OR go for a whirlwind barb build. Max STR and she can dual-wield those two twinks and clear the whole place.

Jump-attack would be epic too, but then it's a tradeoff on armor and single target focus.

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>> No.22510943

fighting stance like a sumo champion, respect

>> No.22512010
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22512010

Use that money to buy drones that fly around in close proximity overhead. They would alert the police if needed, spray cs gas or pepper spray or tase perps if they are physically accosting you. That's just off the top of my head. I'm sure there are many more abilities that you could program in these self defense machines of the not to distant future. This message is brought to you by the offices of Cohen and Goldstein.

>> No.22512106

>>22512010

Liability is a huge concern. Otherwise the tech is there.

>> No.22512115

>>22508432
I eat fast food sometimes and back in college I ate it every day. Even then I avoid McDonald’s and always used drive thru.

>> No.22512116

>>22509135
The ability to accrue fat is a beneficial genetic trait, retard!

>> No.22512241

>>22512106
I definitely see many scenarios where the ai would make mistakes in escalating force to quickly, but you have money.

>> No.22512343

>>22510034
>>22510110
Oh Diablo, I spent many days and nights playing that instead of attending school like a good boy

>> No.22512388

i always keep some candy in my pockets

>> No.22512434

>>22507040
/pmg/ (physical metal general) wins again

>> No.22512544

>>22509894
Thank you for the gold and karma kind internet stranger, I hope you have a good day.

>> No.22512549

>>22507013
>>22507525

This took place at the Elgin st Mcdonalds location in Ottawa. Lowkey sketchier than the Rideau Mcdonalds.

>> No.22512628

10/10 would breed. Can you imagine the warriors this built ass breeding sow would birth?! That throw and aggressive stance is beautiful.

>> No.22512663

I would tip 0.00000000000000001link for her to fuck off

>> No.22512709

I usually have to pay for big titty braphogs like this to touch me

>> No.22512758

>>22512241

True. This is def coming. Glad you got the reference.

>> No.22512779

Use the drive through to avoid the riff raff

>> No.22512812

>>22507013
Why is that whenever you see these videos. They are always in a fast food joint?

>> No.22512840

>>22507013
If I owned the patent to that top she is wearing, which is so resistant that it allows for those humongously heavy tits to bounce that much and not pop out, I'd just sell it to the DoF and become a billionaire simple as that.

>> No.22512863

>>22508809
Scam

>> No.22512882

>>22507062
this.....

>> No.22512903

>>22507013
I would pull her down with me and start sucking on the milkies while she's trying to get away.

>> No.22512930

>>22507209
>>22507382
looks like she does sumo

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>>22507013
>>22507172
>>22507209
>>22507382
>>22507685
>>22509857
>>22509865
>>22509857
I got lost on the way to /smg/. Architects > "engineers"

>> No.22513917

>>22507040
Fpbp.

>> No.22514200

>>22507652
Well said.

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>>22507040
Exquisitely based

>> No.22514312

>>22507013
guy fell harder than chainlink

>> No.22514343

>>22507013
Having money, and still thinking about going to fastfood joints. NGMI.

>> No.22514972

>>22507013
retard didn't headbutt the bitch in the face? pussy

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>>22509945
You can get pic related, about 2,000 calories, for $1.20 in america. You can use the free kids meal coupon once a day.

>> No.22515517

>>22514312
Nice

>> No.22515585

>>22507040
fpbp
>on the subject
It wouldn't, my wrestling skills would, I would turn this bitch into a purple grape on the floor.

>> No.22515616

>>22514312
kek!

>> No.22515699

>>22515489
>2000 calories for $1.20
jesus christ no wonder why burgers are so obese

>> No.22515731

>>22507125

It's not food. Food has nutritional value. That's why it's called nutrition.

>> No.22515737

>>22507013
You have to do rolls to get away from that like in Dark Souls

>> No.22515799

>>22508342
Have you not seen the prices? McDonalds is for the rich.

>> No.22515837

>>22507013
I would beat her with the metal chair.

>> No.22515989

>>22512116
Only if you dont have the ability to store food longterm and dont have a stable foodsource

>> No.22516195

Dont let it end like this. Updated my journal.