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Neither does my gf. What should we do?

>> No.22497692

>>22497676
Do a barrel roll.

>> No.22497711

train to be a ninja

>> No.22497713

>>22497676
turn it out

>> No.22497721

>>22497676
falcon puuuuuuuunch!

>> No.22497730

>>22497676
YouTube or /adv/

>> No.22497729

sell the baby

>> No.22497735

>>22497692
>>22497711
>>22497713
I need money

>> No.22497738

>>22497676
buy XRP and tokenize your unborn child

>> No.22497746

>>22497735
Typically, when you prostitute an infant, you receive compensation in the form of USD, usually cash

>> No.22497752

>>22497676
double suicide

>> No.22497817

>>22497676
Read books. Watch YT vids. Find some wise boomer. No one is ever prepared to parent.

Learn to have patience. Learn what it means sacrifice. You will have many failures and many triumphs. Reflect on the shortcomings of your own childhood and what you would change - don't go in the completely opposite direction, but try to balance out discipline with "letting it go". You'll get used to the pace of things then the child will reach another milestone - you will learn to adapt and change with this.

>> No.22497821

>>22497676
dump everything you have into STA now and hope for the fucking best

wish y'all well

>> No.22497825

>>22497676
Just think about all those skills you don't have and try to build them on the most fundamental level. Everything your dad didn't teach you that you wish he did is now what you need to learn and teach your child. Even if it's just work ethic, principles, and follow through or whatever shit successful people talk about.
Essentially, get your shit together because you will soon have another soul relying on you. I apologize if this is not descriptive enough.

>> No.22497829

>>22497738
I have 5k XRP from 2017 haha I don't expect it to moon but it'd be nice

>> No.22497844

>>22497676
You both will be fantastic, loving and caring parents. Don’t worry, embrace it.
Having a child is the best investment a man could possibly have done. Congratulations

>> No.22497850

Kick da baby

>> No.22497858

You don't need any skills. Your primordial instricts will kick in and you will have urges to protect and feed your offspring

For example, soon after your GF gives birth, your boobs will grow big and you will start producing milk. You can milk yourself and prepare delicious milkshakes for your little critter to feast on. You need 3/5 man-milk, 1/5 ice cream, 1/5 berries or a banana. Blend or smash with your hands for a few minutes.

You might also feel the urge to buy a sandbox for them to do their needs. I advise against this strong natural ancient instinct. Instead, buy them lots of nappies and try to potty train as they grow stronger.

This will get you through the first years. When your spawn grows old enough to learn how to hunt and kill their own prey (6 years old), you can give them an ipad with minecraft and fortnite, and be done with all parental skills forever. Watching pewdapoy kill keep them occupied until they turn 25.

>> No.22497864

>>22497738
i dont care about you but i do care about an innocent child. just buy XRP now and dont touch it til it hits $100 in the next 12-18 months

>> No.22497866

>>22497676
Buy 2 sets of kneepads

>> No.22497880

>>22497829
Youre unironically going to make it in two months

>> No.22497889

>>22497676
Leave her and check back in when is potty trained

>> No.22497891

>>22497825
>>22497817
I think I'm a good human being, so is my gf. I'm not worried about the personal aspect of it so much as the money part. I work in a factory because the field I was working in before making decent money (live entertainment) has been destroyed by covid. What can I do to make money? I have a BA but its in something retarded. Is there any MA I could get to get good money or should I just become a cop or something?

>> No.22497920

>>22497676
If possible, have the GF stay home to nurture the child until school age. The first 5-7 years are absolutely critical for the child to have a chance at not being fubar'd.

Suck those painful milkers if ya'll breastfeed. Mommy milk is the best. Make sure to leave some for the child.

>> No.22497934

>>22497920
we both want to homeschool, which means I need to make even more money

>> No.22497940

>>22497729
this

>> No.22498005

>>22497866
lmao

>> No.22498037

>>22497676
good luck anon

>> No.22498054

>>22497891
Depends on your location. I never had much money through raising two children. I would absolutely avoid cop with this shitty climate. Not sure on your live entertainment deal, but you'll likely need to learn how to create multiple streams of income. Amazon drop shipping. Youtube channel. Etsy - depends on your interest, talent and drive. Fortunately, we still have opportunity for those willing to find a niche and fill it.

I have no degree, but some aptitude with IT, so I've done hat for 20 years. Learn to network and keep at it. In hindsight, the connections are more important then being the best at anything. What degree do you have?

>> No.22498093

>>22497676
god why do worthless pieces of shit always have the most children. one more retarded child that will rely on government support it’s whole life. do the world a favor and kys before you have any more bastards.

>> No.22498095

1. Mortgage house
2. Purchase Ethereum
3. Wait

>> No.22498154

>>22498054
I got a degree in film lol I lucked out and got a job working as a grunt in a live audio company but they went out of business. I think I would excel as a YouTube personality but I'm pretty right wing so they'd probably demonetize me

>> No.22498214

>>22497891
Ahh I getcha. I wasn't implying you're not a good person. Maybe go to a vocational school for a trade? Welding, electrician, or some other tradie job. Best of luck to you and your family, anon.

>> No.22498223

>>22498093
>>22498093
Love the helpful attitude. Not sure who you're hanging around to have such a horrible perception of things.

Note on most people nowadays-They are narcissistic af and to be avoided at all costs. Whiny, bitchy, no help opportunistic fuck faces. It's a pain in the ass to weed out these assholes from genuine people. Well, not so hard now.

>> No.22498310

>>22497934
are you going to train the child to be a ninja

>> No.22498313

>>22498154
>>22498154
Prime that shit for alt tech - bitchute, etc. It's a growing audience. Grow that online presence. Subscribe star and the likes can get you a paid. If you make genuine content - people will follow. The masses that give a shit really crave that shit when mass media, sports, EVERYTHING shoves that shit down their throats.

If a faggot like styxhexenhammer can do it - you can too. You'll see even more spikes in audience after the election, but get on it now while the news it spicy with wonderful content.

>> No.22498330

>>22497676
Make babies anyway

>> No.22498360

>>22498310
A mental ninja. Check this video out it's crazy. This guy has two kids and he made them genius'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-xO-QMPOXg

>> No.22498377

Trades are also a win. Boomers are retiring in droves and other people don't want to get dirty. I think spics will begin taking a lot of the trade jobs as they get more educated. It'll be necessary for critical roles to be filled.

>> No.22498814

>>22497676
Honestly, imo the only downside to having a kid is the cost. Better start investing and stacking now, have cash ready too. Wait til you see what the daily cost of diapers is the first year

>> No.22498869

>>22497676
be a good dad and love your child and raise them well. also stay with the mom.

>> No.22498888

>>22498814
Apparently $900 annually?

>> No.22499391

>>22497735
To do a barrel roll, press R or Z twice.

>> No.22499421
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22499421

>>22497676
Kids sounds like he's in for a great future

>> No.22499492

>>22497676
Learn a skill.
This is probably a bait thread, but literally all you have to do is learn a skill.
There's youtube, there are trade unions, there's /diy/, etc.
So many ways to pick up skills.
Zoomers are beyond fortunate when it comes to all the avenues for learning, and yet they don't take advantage of it.
Also, make sure that unlike you, your kid is taught some skills as a child.
And tell your girlfriend to learn how to change a diaper and learn how to cook.
Why did you have sex outside of marriage? so many things wrong with this picture.

>> No.22499502

Get the fuck in a trade.

>> No.22499744

>>22497891
money matters bro
to keep relationships afloat
but let me be honest, kids are cheap. Don't believe the memes. Breast milk, hand-me-downs, cloth diapers. Thats it. Virtually zero expenses for the first year.
I guess a crib too though. Dont fall for the clothes meme either. Hand me downs only. Fun fact: babies can double in size in their first month.

Oh also, the grandparents will buy clothes and shit to help ya and for vanity. The kid'll get more clothes than you'd ever need.

This is enough time to get your shit together, probably.

>> No.22499761

>>22497676
I fear the same thing
Basically really hoping that Kleros works out

>> No.22499814

>>22499421
this. OP sounds like he'd be a solid father

>> No.22499835

Sell the baby and make a few bucks, or just give the baby to adoption.

Having a kid in the Middle of a crisis is a suicide

>> No.22499839

>>22497676
write a smart contract that integrates your child onto the blockchain.

>> No.22499861

>>22499835
Hard times breed strong men. I cannot see the suicide.
OP is also clearly not chickening out. Feeling no uncertainty, only worry. Damn coward, you.

>> No.22499867

>>22499861
anon's a dumb nigger and his kid is gonna turn out even dumber

>> No.22499886

Anon, I could write you a book response but just watch these inspirational videos. I was in your place when I was in my early 20s and then I kicked my ass into gear and was able to retire at 29...
https://youtu.be/GcBuT7SvEng
https://youtu.be/3z7HLVHA29Q
https://youtu.be/P8K0QydFeOs

>> No.22499924

>>22497676
Congrats, dad! Unlike for the countless neets here who think their lives are about to start because they might pull some profits, yours actually is.

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22499954

>>22497676
Your one and only purpose in life is to be a dad. All the other shit is white noise. Embrace and enjoy.

>> No.22499978

>>22497934
If you were both homeschooled then do the same for the child, or work your ass off to send it to a private school. Public school is basically turning into a marxist indoctrination center and will continue down this path. You owe that much to your future child. As of now, it's already been said to be as jewish as possible with money. Hand me down clothes, cloth diapers, all of this while you get more financially prepared. Work during the day and take night classes to get some better business skills and start up one yourself. Find a market you can corner or at least excel at greatly. Best of luck to you OP.

>> No.22500098

Well having a kid, you no longer have time to try time-heavy entrepreneurial activities. Like coding apps, starting service businesses, etc.
I would just go hard into wagery and get your first few rental properties ASAP.

>> No.22500844

>>22497858
and to think i share an imageboard with retards like these

>> No.22501054

>>22497676
It's time to abort, anon. Remember that all of the suffering that will inevitably happened is you and your partners fault. By having this child you are causing suffering in the world.

>> No.22501168

>>22497889
>>22497889

Best advice here desu.

>> No.22501190

>>22497729
This and buy link

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>>22499978
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>> No.22501290

>>22497676
Lmao what are you gonna do when the baby comes out mulatto

>> No.22501379

>>22501290
He’s gonna be a real man and raise his wife’s son

>> No.22501431

>>22497676
Check this fucking story out OP. This fucking just happened to me today:
>This morning my gf gave me a blowjob and I came on her face. Pretty standard, no big deal.
>She goes to the bathroom to wash off.
>Later in the evening she comes to my house for dinner, also pretty standard.
>But when she got here she started crying really hard and acting hysterical. She's a woman so I'm just assuming the whole time it's a big nothing burger.
>And then she tells me. When she went to wash my cum off her face she actually took a big glob and shoved it up her pussy. She said she couldn't take the guilt and had to tell me.
>So we basically spend the next few hours me yelling at her and her sobbing.
>I throw her in the car and take her to get a plan B pill or whatever. Mind you, I'm totally against abortions and even plan B and that shit. But in this case I had to make an exception.
>So she takes the pill and we go back to my house.
>We're hanging out talking about what we're gonna do, when her fucking period starts.
And that's my story. That fucking happened to me just today. Sorry if my formatting is shitty, I'm still in shock.

>> No.22501727

>>22501431
Also she's Mormon, possibly a relevant detail.

>> No.22501782

>>22501431
>I'm totally against abortions and even plan B and that shit.

Except when it fits you. Typical hypocrisy from people who shittalk pro-choice.

Hope your GF grows a pair and dumps your idiot ass.

>> No.22501831

>>22497676
Sell the baby to a circus so it grows up to become a clown.

Just like you.

>> No.22501832

>>22501782
Get off your high horse, nigger. If you don't want kids because you want to keep pretending you're a teenager that's one thing, but if someone violates your trust like that it's more like a self defense situation.

>> No.22501904

>>22501782
>Typical hypocrisy from people who shittalk pro-choice.
Stop generalizing you room temp IQ nigger. There are plenty of pro-life people who get pregnant and decide to keep the child because of their moral decisions. Stop believing that everyone with moral standards is a hypocrite. Sure that anon is a hypocrite, but not everyone who believes the same thing is.

>>22501727
She sounds pretty based. Blowing your load on her face instead of in her womb is degenerate. She is trying to save your soul.

>> No.22501907

>>22501832
Hey, I would have done the same. But It's the same as someone being raped and having an abortion as a result. You see the hypocrisy though right?

>> No.22501925

>>22501904
Lying isn't based, but what you said is true.

>> No.22501948

>>22501907
No, because that's like the one instance of justified abortion and it's the one pro-choice people always use to justify all their bullshit even though it's probably only a small number of cases. But yeah, that's what I was gonna liken it too even though I wasn't traumatically raped

>> No.22501975

>>22501907
>>22501948
It's basically permanently altering someone's life with no input from them

>> No.22501984

Buy $VYBE
i dont have skills either, but i will be rich enough to give them what they need

spoonfeed link:
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/vybe

there ya go! fixed your life bro

>> No.22502040

>>22497676
Get an abortion and tell ur parents or whoever it was a miscarriage

>> No.22502076

>>22501431
Gfs a faggot

>> No.22502114

>>22497676
This shit comes naturally. There are crackbabys on the streets that survive. Yours will be fine.

>> No.22502691

How old r you anon?

Same experience with me, we actually got an abortion the first time then I literally got her pregnant again a month later lol. (yes, I’m retarded, good observation.) By then I was already thinking you know hey I bet being a dad wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world, so we talked about it and just decided alright let’s fuckin do it.

It really is the best thing in the world anon. I cried IRL when my son was born, it caught me off guard. I’m 26 and don’t know what the fuck I’m doing with my life but that was one of the happiest moments I’ve ever had and it gets better as they get older. My lil potato is 1 year now and I love the fucking shit out of ’im

Anyway what I can tell you is the most important things are keeping your relationship solid and... Well honestly that’s the biggest thing. Do that and you can solve anything else, seriously. I actually got too stressed out by losing MY job in march due to the fake virus and it caused a rift in my gf + I’s already somewhat iffy communication. I stopped having fun and doing dumb family shit that you’re supposed to do to keep yourself and the whole brady bunch sane. If you find yourself doing that, what I’d suggest is couples counseling - not a meme. It’s totally easy, not as cringe as you think and helped the FUCK out of my relationship with my gf when it was most critical. And do it early too, not right at the cliff’s edge like I did, or you’re really risking it. But seriously keep your girl happy and she will practically take care of everything. Dat motherly instinct

Other than that you honestly don’t need much advice, it’s way easier than you probably imagine. It sucks the most in the beginning. After 6, maybe 7-8 months is where it starts getting easy breezy.

Have a big ass baby shower, make it a banger. Take all you can get. The biggest expense probably will be diapers; you can do what we did and literally just put like 5 of the biggest boxes (cont)

>> No.22502796

>>22497676
>>22502691
of each size of diaper on your baby registry, and you’ll be set for the whole first year at least. That shit saved us so much fucking money and trouble. I only wish we wouldn’t have gone so heavy on the size 2’s etc and just got like 2 boxes each of the smaller sizes and then like 20 boxes of size 5’s. For whatever reason my kid just kinda grew to that size and has been on them for a while and they fit fine. Plus you can always just use a bigger size if you run out and it does the job.

Finally as far as money.....Just do whatever you have to to pay rent. I’m currently on unemployment thank god which comes in clutch. But really you can always cut back on expenses to the point where you’re living like a hobo but as long as you still have a roof over your head it’s not that bad.

If you have decent credit, well, another thing I did...... I took out a $23k SoFi loan back in September last year, and put it all into crypto. A quarter each ( roughly) into BTC, ETH, LINK, XMR. Best fucking decision ever. Only like $600/mo payments which was doable on my $65k/year job (DC area so might seem like a lot, but our rent was also $2000) But obviously if you do this take it fucking seriously. Get a hardware wallet, spread your funds across multiple wallets with the seeds hidden in multiple different locations, and NEVER EVER EVER enter any of those goddamn seeds into ANY electronic device OTHER than the ledger itself. I’m dead fucking serious, I’m a software engineer and this summer I got into infosec/hacking stuff a bit and realized just how fundamentally insecure software-based wallets of any kind are. I mean it! Use shit like metamask if you want to see how hard you can kick your past self when Oleg from Moscow swipes your retirement money with a cheeky XSS scripting attack.

You’ll be fine. Have fun with it. Try not to stress too hard. Just keep a bit of cash rolling in if you can and buy as much LINK as you can for anon jr.

>> No.22502910

>>22501431
>Mind you, I'm totally against abortions and even plan B and that shit
>but not when it happens to me
Sounds about conservacuck alright. Just one giant pile of shit wasting oxygen.

>> No.22503011

>>22497676
Stop going to 4chan moron

>> No.22503279

>>22501431
faggot

>> No.22503351

For starters, get married. It will not only make your situation more stable and make you both committed, but it will also provide your child with a good example of how people are supposed to behave.

>> No.22503699

>>22497676
get ur kid skills and make them do all the work

>> No.22503847

Do normalfags really?

>> No.22504003

>>22499744
This kids are cheap af. Dunno where this meme started. Probably single moms whining because the dad is gone for whatever reason.