I tried to fud this coin for fun

[Anonymous No.22488458]

But I found out the team is actually incredibly sketchy. Softball coaches and convenience store owners? Fartless beans? What. I was told Peter Thiel was invested in this.

[Anonymous No.22488670]

>>22488458
Does anyone have a link to the original thread from yesterday? Pretty hilarious FUD desu.

[Anonymous No.22488728]

Someone please give me some hopium, I'm getting weak

[Anonymous No.22488868]

you sell now or anytime in the next 8 months you will cry

[Anonymous No.22488977]

>>22488458
See you faggots at 1$.

[Anonymous No.22489112]

>>22488458
For me, it's their hot dog mascot. My kids love to pose in front of it for a photo every time we go.

[Anonymous No.22489144]

>>22488458
>>22488670
>>22488728
>>22488868
>>22488977
>>22489112
>Total Supply 100,000,000,000 RSR

[Anonymous No.22489176]

>>22488977
locked and loaded. no more wagie cage for me

[Anonymous No.22489193]

>>22489144
Is that 100 billion beans? If so, incredibly undervalued right now.

[Anonymous No.22489214]

>>22489112
fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.22489216]

>>22488728
>>22488868
>>22488977
i seriously wonder how any of you retards have not done any research prior to buying. it's all literally on their page. they have bios on their team. all RIGHT there. none of you read this shit? and btw, peter thiel is rumored to be long gone. just a rumor of course, but still, wtf.

[Anonymous No.22489384]

>>22488458
>>22472263

[Anonymous No.22489455]

>>22489216
I bought in at less than half a penny and sitting with 300% gains currently. Say whatever you want. The price isnt dropping and they have massive backers. I give zero fucks what a bunch of retards on biz have to say bad about it. FUD away please, my bags are looking great from here.

[Anonymous No.22489547]

>>22488458
last night a insomniac anon broke this news.
its truly ruined this coin for me.

I always wondered why elements of this seemed so unprofessional (ie. empty placeholder, only 1000 downloads of app, no US users, etc).
AMPL is going to blow this guys out of the water.

[Anonymous No.22489861]

>>22488458

[Anonymous No.22490750]

*
Manhattan, NY
Press Release

June 21st, 2021
Online design and publishing platform Reserve is the latest startup unicorn from San Francisco, with a new valuation of US$1 billion after having raised a US$40 million round.
Nevin Freeman, CEO and Co-founder at Reserve said that while the company is already growing from their Reserve Protocol app, they decided to take on additional capital to rapidly advance its brand new core product offering - bags of Fartless Beans - in an effort to assist third world hunger.
In this round Oprah Winfrey has joined forces with long-time Reserve investors, Sam Altmann and Pater Thiel in backing the design company with a new round of investment.
Nevin adds, “We’ve only just started to scratch the surface of stopping world hunger. Our “End the Gas” Initiative aims to end all third world hunger through the use of our proprietary “Fartless" beans. While we started as a cryptocurrency app, this new approach will facilitate ending third world hunger once and for all.
This announcement follows several new achievements this year from the 10 person-startup headquartered in San Fran, including over 400 new downloads this year alone on the Google Play Columbia Store, and over $11,200 in new transactions on the network.

[Anonymous No.22490889]

Wtf did I miss?

[Anonymous No.22490913]

>>22490750
fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.22490959]

G-guys?

[Anonymous No.22491456]

>>22490959
The funny thing is

If reserve is valued at 1 billion

It means it’s about half of it’s valuation right now lol. Fully diluted market cap is 1.7 Billion.

Oh no no no no no

[Anonymous No.22491585]

>>22491456
I actually have over 1MM I'm very bullish. Just like shitposting

[Anonymous No.22491615]

>>22488458
what's with the pictures of VT
stay away

[Anonymous No.22491691]

>>22490750
I expect to see this daily on biz now so i can get a good laugh in.

[Anonymous No.22491775]

>>22490750
>Fartless beans
>No joke about lowering greenhouse emissions

[Anonymous No.22492191]

>>22488458
Nutritious AND delicious.

[Anonymous No.22492244]

>>22488458
lmao every single crypto coin is sketchy and every single coin is some schmuck whos just trying to make money out of nothing and get rich quick and probably doesnt even know how to get use of their blank erc20 token but will tell you anything in order to pump it

[Anonymous No.22492415]

>>22488458
> I was told a buttfucking vampire was invested in this.
okay bloodboy.

[Anonymous No.22492503]

>>22490959
>Oprah Winfrey
fuck man trying not to FOMO in right now

[Anonymous No.22493275]

>>22489112

[Anonymous No.22493368]

>>22489112
You can't make this shit up. Keksimus maximus.

[Anonymous No.22493450]

>>22489193
Of course they are undervalued af. They are fartless!

[Anonymous No.22493487]

>>22490959

[Anonymous No.22493494]

[Anonymous No.22493524]

>>22488670
>>/biz/thread/S22472263#p22472263

[Anonymous No.22493878]

Finally some awesome fud. Good doubt, good memes. Anyone who doesn't bother to research further than the website's team page will be absolutely convinced that the team is trash.

[Anonymous No.22493921]

>>22488458
Seriously, do just 10 fucking minutes of research. You sound like a whiny little bitch

[Anonymous No.22494123]

>>22493921
Bro. The head of product is literally a convenience store owner.

And this is the website he made. He’s developing the reserve mobile app btw.

http://bigmoosegifts.com/

Oh no no no no no

[Anonymous No.22494176]

>>22493878
https://youtu.be/gHbkgM-KPLY?t=2312

[Anonymous No.22494208]

>>22493450
>22489216
>nosering
dropped

[Anonymous No.22494245]

> head of operations used to be softball coach before this

oh no no no no no RSR bros where did it all go so wrong?

You told me the team was full of ex google devs but it’s actually convenience store owners and softball coaches. Pffft.

[Anonymous No.22494255]

>>22488977
>$1
NEVER going to happen! I will drink a gallon of my own piss if it does.

[Anonymous No.22494370]

>>22493878
LMAO. This is bagholder cope. Watch that video I linked above:
>yeah so the question is: "how do we deal with..."
>I'll JUST, I'll JUST say, uhh... people who wanna short and purposely bring the price down...
*huge gulp*
>um...
>so...
>there are "two" answers to that...
>so one is... if you are FULLY collaterized at any given point and time -- then there's no concern there
>um, uh, that makes sense
>so the issue is what if you're temporarily under-collaterized?
>and by the way THAT -- I think will sometimes happen. I don't think we'll ever structure a portfolio that will never go down in value
>it will-- in some cases
>so -- the way that our system works...
>um.. uhh let's see
>let's see -- do I have a slide for this?
>I don't think so
>so the way that our system works in that case is to temporarily expand the width of the band of the peg
>what do I mean by that?
>normally -- the peg will actually be a narrow band around 1 dollar -- for...
>... reasons

[Anonymous No.22494425]

>>22494370
RSR? More like RSRetarded

[Anonymous No.22494444]

Oh nonononoo

Fartless beans??

WTF was I thinking?????

[Anonymous No.22494487]

>>22488458
Yes, jump shit this ones is crashing hard.

[Anonymous No.22494527]

>>22489193
>why yes I hold the world's reserve currency, how can you tell?

[Anonymous No.22494929]

>>22494123
Entrepreneur in his previous life, see nothing wrong here

[Anonymous No.22495012]

>>22494123
>And this is the website he made.

>>22494370
go back to the good fud

[Anonymous No.22495047]

>>22494176
> comments turned off

Oh no no no no no

[Anonymous No.22495437]

>>22495012
>>22495047
https://youtu.be/gHbkgM-KPLY?t=151
>we also have a background in non-profits...
*raises hand*
>b-but I thought your lead developer runs Big Moose Deli with is a for-profit operation?
>so-... hmm.. do I have a slide for this?
>ah yes, here it is:
>so if you see this "IMPOSSIBLE" logo behind me? yeah, that's IMPOSSIBLE Foods -- you know -- like the Impossible Whopper at Burger King? Big Moose Deli is actually the parent company of IMPOSSIBLE Foods. We chose the name IMPOSSIBLE because no one ever has been able to make a fartless bean.. because... reasons.
>so IMPOSSIBLE partners with No Kids Farting which Oprah Winfrey is on the board of, and basically we sponsor gymnastic events, little league games, and anything that you might fight hungry children at and we supply them with bags of our fartless beans.
>In fact, at the Little League World Series in 2019, we were one of the bean vendors for the nachos at the snackbar. We put a tarp over the stadium and had air quality index gauges underneath. Erika Campbell (point person of physical operations for Reserve with several years experience of softball coaching experience) also physically sniffed every dirty jersey of these children after the game and passed it on to our head of BI (Bean Intelligence) at Big Moose Deli HQ (in Vermont). After running some numbers in a trial version of Microsoft Excel, our head designer Josh Furnas found that we in fact were able to suppress farts on 99.7% of the children who ate nachos and played in the Little League World Series.

[Anonymous No.22495480]

>>22495012
>>22495047
https://youtu.be/gHbkgM-KPLY?t=151
>we also have a background in non-profits...
*raises hand*
>b-but I thought your lead developer runs Big Moose Deli with is a for-profit operation?
>so-... hmm.. do I have a slide for this?
>ah yes, here it is:
>so if you see this "IMPOSSIBLE" logo behind me? yeah, that's IMPOSSIBLE Foods -- you know -- like the Impossible Whopper at Burger King? Big Moose Deli is actually the parent company of IMPOSSIBLE Foods. We chose the name IMPOSSIBLE because no one ever has been able to make a fartless bean.. because... reasons.
>so IMPOSSIBLE partners with No Kids Farting which Oprah Winfrey is on the board of, and basically we sponsor gymnastic events, little league games, and anything that you might fight hungry children at and we supply them with bags of our fartless beans.
>In fact, at the Little League World Series in 2019, we were one of the bean sponsors for the nachos at the snackbar. We put a tarp over the stadium and had air quality index gauges underneath. Erika Campbell (point person of physical operations for Reserve with several years experience of softball coaching experience) also physically sniffed every dirty jersey of these children after the game and passed it on to our head of BI (Bean Intelligence) at Big Moose Deli HQ (in Vermont). After running some numbers in a trial version of Microsoft Excel, our head designer Josh Furnas found that we in fact were able to suppress farts on 99.7% of the children who ate nachos and played in the Little League World Series.

[Anonymous No.22495639]

>non farting beans
Oh no nononono bros, we bought a fucking food coin!

[Anonymous No.22496628]

>>22494255
Can I have a sip

[Anonymous No.22497074]

>>22494370
This is bullish. He is clearly autistic and very intelligent. Clearly he is very onions though. Though what crypto CEO isn’t? But he needs to lift some weights and get some tattoos.

His articulation was garbage but he point was valid

[Anonymous No.22497097]

>>22495480
LOL Based and beanpilled

[Anonymous No.22497488]

>laughing at this thread knowing I have a decent amount invested in this

[Anonymous No.22498373]

>>22489384