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>> No.22486689

First for Horsechads

>> No.22486717
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Horse is overpriced right now but I still like the underlying concept and business plan

>> No.22486724
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i dont know if this is healthy but ive literally been pooping for 5 minutes straight and im exhausted my asshole feels like a gaping cavity

>> No.22486727
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>Nikola Corporation is an American company that has announced a number of concept zero-emissions vehicles since 2016 and has indicated plans to produce some of them in the future.
please please PLEASE tell me you morons are not buying this

>> No.22486730
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22486730

>Up 5%
>No calls

>> No.22486732

second for fuck niggers and long TSLA

>> No.22486734

>>22486669
AAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT STOCKS DO I BUY

>> No.22486742
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>> No.22486749

>>22486658
I feel like you need an IQ of at least 140 to pull something like that off, and if I'm honest with myself I don't think I'm higher than 125.

>> No.22486751
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22486751

I love tomboys and girls with short hair.
How do I profit off of this pure love?

>> No.22486756
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22486756

SQQQ bros...

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>>22486605
amazon warehouse deals they just stole from someone else dude

you think they have a toaster with a damaged box

no that is probably a returned toaster that the customer fucked up and didnt want it anymore and sent it back to amazon and amazon bought it back from that company because it was unsellable in that condition

for pennies and then jewed you even more and leeched their way through the whole process

and the company is probably like fuck it you deal with it cuz its too expensive to keep shipping back and forth

>> No.22486759

memeline bro when's the fucking crash

>> No.22486764

>>22486734
UAA and NIO

>> No.22486767

Frens what’s the best stock to own for fat divvies and selling covered calls? Is it Apple?

>> No.22486770
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22486770

DEATH TO QQQ

>> No.22486778

So do I wait until eow to decide whether to buy? Dont trust jerome whatsoever to not screw things up during his two day speech

>> No.22486779
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22486779

I just bought TSLA and DPHC at the daily highs. Did I do good, /smg/?

>> No.22486780

>>22486727
GM did lmao imagine doing better DD from your bedroom than a multi billion 100+ year old company

>> No.22486781

>>22486734
If you're too stupid to do research or lurk, just buy LUV and DAL and come back in 2 years

>> No.22486785

>still no sign of any correction
>presidential elections soon

Is /biz/ even right once?

>> No.22486787
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22486787

Am i going to make it?

>> No.22486791

>>22486730
she cute
I'm a couple chapters behind :(

>>22486742
also cute

>> No.22486792

>>22486770
buy puts right now and they'll print by wednesday fren. just remember to take profits when you're up 20%
don't get greedy

>> No.22486794

>>22486717
Bro Horse is gonna go to 50 as soon as the contract hits.

>> No.22486795
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22486795

Got into wkhs at $6. Talk me out of selling

>> No.22486796

>>22486764

>NIO

Already got it

>UAA

FR?

>> No.22486801

Where is savanna? His Sava did a nice jump, hopefully eventually back to 10. He also needs to check his email.

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>>22486734
Some sector or nation you do not have in your folio yet.
Thats my goal from now on. 70% of my stuff is US tech and it wasnt that great these last two weeks.
>>22486791
She wanted to fug

>> No.22486808

>>22486779
Make sure to sell the dip

>> No.22486815

>>22486756
>ever doubting the magical TQQQ

>> No.22486818
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22486818

>mfw horse
Hello, Dunkin'? Yes, I'll be ordering twelve donuts today instead of the usual six. Ah, a complimentary membership to the country club? And an Asian hooker? Very good.

>> No.22486822

>>22486781
Already got DAL. Bet you feel stupid now huh

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>>22486756
Don't worry lil nigga
Swinging a reverse index is not like bagholding a meme stock
We are clearly in a bearish trend and have received no positive news
Remember that the market is irrational and tards think that it is possible to successfully vaccinate for a cold, and that once this occurs the longterm economic collapse is not going to be priced in

>> No.22486830

>>22486795
came here to ask this exact question. i got in at $5 lol

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22486831

Reminder
>Dividends are your enemies, they lure you into thinking they are worth a shit
>Avatarfagging is a bannable offense

>> No.22486832

That's right GE you little bitch
You better recover

>> No.22486836

>MU
Micron only bounces between $40 and $50, RAM/ storage is just a commodity right? No real upside here? I read theres a surplus of inventory as well.

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>>22486801
>He also needs to check his email.

>> No.22486840

>>22486795
might as well hold for a year at this point.

>> No.22486844
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22486844

hi

>> No.22486848

>>22486795
>>22486830
Bros Horse is gonna go to 50 as soon as the contract hits.

You should be buying not selling.

>> No.22486850

>>22486669
I bought 3k shares of HNCKF, wish me luck niggers

>> No.22486852

>>22486825
who that

>> No.22486855

>>22486758
I've ordered hundreds-thousands of dollars worth of stuff on amazon warehouse deals
they give you 40% off for something that was returned in perfect condition
nothing I have bought from amazon warehouse deals was ever in anything less than 100% perfect condition

I have a friend who gets shafted though somehow, he said that everything he orders of amazon new comes to him fucked up
so apparently it's a mixed bag
but I'm on the amazon ultra-premium platinum elite algorithm because I used to hang out with Jeff at the yacht club, so I have had a very good experience with them

>> No.22486859

>>22486796
>FR?
It's just coming out of a crash right now, could easily hit 20 a share once rugby and football in Europe gets back to normal at least, as well as basic bitches buying it, sitting at 11.50 or something now.

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Today was supposed to be blood red, where is my repo crisis???

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.22486875

>>22486848
thx

>> No.22486882

>>22486852
A man

>> No.22486886

Wtf how is PLAY up on yet another bad earnings!? Dont even have them on my watchlist as they seem the most likely to go bankrupt yet there they are a freaking +10%

>> No.22486901

>>22486848
Why do I keep hearing this like it's a sure thing? Where are you getting this info?

>> No.22486902

>>22486871
tomorrow

>> No.22486909

>>22486859
Why did it even go down in the first place? I would have thought they shouldn't suffer so much because you pretty much order everything online

>> No.22486910

>>22486825
>we're in a bearish trend
no we aren't.
FA = bullish
TA = undecided

>> No.22486915

Have $2400 sitting in my Schwab mm account. What to buy?

Gains are important but also reckless lulz is consideration.

>> No.22486916
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22486916

>Investing since early July
>Things I've learned so far:
>Rotate positions/lock in gains the first week of the month
>Don't be greedy and sell when up irregardless of public sentiment
>Never sell at a loss (only applies since I'm not buying meme stocks)

this is fun bros, im feeling optimistic

>> No.22486917
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22486917

WHERE IS VOLUME????

>> No.22486926

Don't baghold SQQQ retards. It trends to 0. Bagholding it is a losing game. It's legitimately for daytrading only, unlike TQQQ.

>> No.22486928

>>22486859

Dont think Under Armor sponsors that many football teams, but thanks for the tip

>> No.22486933

>>22486917
What’s not pumped?

>> No.22486939

frens

Thoughts on CRSR IPO?

>> No.22486942

>>22486916
>irregardless
NGMI

>> No.22486943

>>22486915
UPRO

>> No.22486945

>>22486910
Yes srs, NASDAQ all high is confirmed by the FA. Please explain how the nasdaq bubble is supported by the fundamentals.

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22486946

Why haven't you bought CLF yet?

>> No.22486955

>>22486915
GME lol
it's the next /smg/ meme and might outdo WKHS

>> No.22486960

>>22486916
be careful with that short term gains tax fren

>> No.22486961

>>22486787
>Holding penny stock bags

No

>> No.22486962

>>22486915
>reckless lulz
all in GME $20 calls for December

>> No.22486967

Ahhhhh what the heck amazon stop falling!!!

>> No.22486971

>>22486917
the only people who buy or sell stocks on a Monday are nerds

>> No.22486972

>>22486795
i mean, set a stop loss at like $22. Worst case you make 3.6x initial. Best case it moons and you take even more profit.

>> No.22486978

I'm only going to tell you like 15 or 16 more times, Trump has close to a 1% chance of losing this election. Smart money is betting on America, and there's like no chance of vix spiking before the election. You should get some VXX or UVXY put leaps and just collect some shekels.

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>>22486946
Good job, Anon. I always had faith.

>> No.22486989

>>22486962
show them

>> No.22486994

>>22486946

>penny stock

Sell me this company, anon.

>> No.22486997

Thoughts on FBCG?

>> No.22486998
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>>22486967

>> No.22487001

>>22486901
With only two left in the running and USPS saying 75% electric. and WKHS being the only electric makes me, personally, lean to them at least getting a good chunk.

>> No.22487003

>>22486962
>>22486955
You fags win.

>> No.22487006

>>22486916
You haven't learned anything and that is actually bad advice.
>lock in gains first week of month
???
>sell when you're up just because you're up
aka wow I can't believe my totally random lotto ticket paid off, better sell now since I have no idea what I'm doing
>Never sell at a loss
wrong. fail fast, cut your losers and double down on your winners

>> No.22487014

This market is fucking insane.

>> No.22487018

>>22486978
I wouldn't buy UVXY until the VIX gets over 30

>> No.22487020

>>22486989
I'm not totally on the insane yolo train so I just have shares, but anon asked for reckless fun

>> No.22487027

>>22486978
What I get from this is that Biden is gonna win and I should be getting VXX or UVXY LEAPS. Thanks bro

>> No.22487031

>>22486945
printing, low bond rates, K shaped recovery

>> No.22487033

>>22487003
i'd say buy shares instead of calls because this is an endurance between retard bagholders and even more retarded short sellers (>100% short interest) who are under water right now

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I got 50 spare cents, bois, what do I buy?

>> No.22487043

>>22486960
Thanks fren, I'm a student so hovering under 50k income so don't think capital gains is an issue

>> No.22487044

>>22487020
misunderstood. my bad

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there are people in this very thread, who fancy themselves "/smg/ posters," hell maybe even "oldfags" who unironically own 0 shares of horse, let that sink in

>> No.22487052

>>22486978
>smart money
have they factored in the lengths democrats are willing to go with voter fraud?

>> No.22487054

Whats /smg/ thoughts as far as SPCE?

>> No.22487077

I bought 20 of those GME $7 put options for Friday. I don't get sexual gratification from this masochism, but I will shave all the hair off my privates and make my gf put my balls in her mouth regardless if GME goes up or down. Good luck friends... I get to be the idiot.

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>>22486978
>Betting on America
I always do.

>> No.22487085

>>22487003
>>22487033
*and the shares are dirt cheap anyways.

Do your DD first though, it'll probably dump tomorrow anyways, but you should at least find out yourself why GME is such a lucrative gamble first. First off it's inherently a value trap, but now there's a bunch of positive catalysts on the way on top of the >100% short interest that will help fuel any rally (e.g. TLRY during the week stock rally made it quadruple thanks to short sellers fueling while other weed stocks went double at most)

>> No.22487096

>>22487031
That isn't FA. FA means that the stock price is justified by the actual assets of the company. Do you think that is the case for any technology company these days?

>> No.22487099

>>22487077
you son of a bitch
stop copying me

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just got a call from the social security office they probably gonna take my welfare away or some shit so i just hung up

more often than not these are bad things when u get a call like that

honestly if theyre gonna try to take my payments away and ask me questions i dont even wanna hear about it

anyone working at the dmv or post office or social securtity office are all terrifying people government jobs are for hell spawns

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Based Trump just announced a $5k stimulus to pattern day traders only

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>>22487006
>fail fast and cut your losses
this depends entirely what you're investing in, for example I fucked up and bought AAPL at the ATH (yeah I know laugh at me) but I'll baghold it indefinitely because it's AAPL. OTOH I also bought into tanker memes but cut that shit the moment oil prices normalized, because bagholding tankers is retarded.

>>22487054
A scam by Richard Branson who desperately wants to be a space billionaire but has neither the technical genius of Musk nor the infinite money of Bezos. They've recently tried to pivot to hypersonic transport but that's just copying what SpaceX is doing with Starship.

To put it in terms /smg/ might understand - SpaceX is Tesla, the plucky upstart that moves fast and breaks things, and has taken a dominant position in the market. Blue Origin is Volkswagen, silently developing a true rival to Tesla in the background with unlimited funding. Virgin Galactic is Nikola. ULA is GM. Boeing is Fiat.

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who /snowflakeIPOtomorrow/ here?

>> No.22487127

tomorrow is the day of truth
it's ducking down to stay inside the channel right now

>> No.22487131

>>22487099
My mother is one of the greatest women to ever live. You take that shit back.

>> No.22487133

>>22487104
you should have just told them "hell naw mufugga" or something with the most ebonics accent you can muster
if you just hang up they'll think you're a bitch

>> No.22487138

>>22486978
Atleast have the decency of buying calls
Now Biden is going to win

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>>22487127
forgot pic

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>>22487099
Your army of minions grow, master.

>> No.22487160

>>22487138
some one find me a bookie, i will put $100 on Joe Biden right now.

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>>22487126
>not going all in on Jewfrog

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>>22487133
it was like "This is *some lady* from the social security office am i speaking to anon"

and so i just hung up

some 40 year old lady calling me about welfare is just bad news

ur right i should have done that

>> No.22487172

>>22487125
my space play is NOC

>> No.22487174

>>22487126
are you buying the IPO or waiting? I dont even know how to buy IPO on fidelity

>> No.22487189

>>22487153
>1 month chart

>> No.22487192

today feels like another dead cat bounce

i dont trust it one bit

>> No.22487195

>>22487131
Shut up, Brian.

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>> No.22487201

>>22487166
maybe they were going to give you more money because you blew all your other welfare on GME calls
if you're going to the trouble of picking up the phone, you might as well hear what they have to say

>> No.22487210

thoughts on RKUNY?

>> No.22487215
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accidentally posted this in the previous dead thread
I downloaded td ameritrade today. I'm gonna stuff some money into it on friday when i get a big ol paycheck. I'm gonna keep learning between now and then. I took micro and macroeconomics classes this past summer and fall. I've been looking through investopedia learning terms and concepts and such, but they make it really obvious they've been subverted by blacks, faggots, communists, and other types of degeneracy
do you guys have any practical advice for someone who's never traded stocks before? or is this world of memes and banter simply too big for any newfriends?

>> No.22487220

>>22487189
got a problem with that?
daily candles are a thing

>> No.22487222

I'm tired of being a wage slave biz.

>> No.22487224

>>22487172
RIP in peace rocket made of boosters boosting boosters
https://spacenews.com/northrop-grumman-to-terminate-omega-rocket-program/

>> No.22487227

>>22487038
AXAS

>> No.22487240

>>22487192
>today feels like another dead cat bounce
lmao bear fags keep saying this BUT IT KEEPS GOING UP

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What are the chances Jpow replaced the toner on Wed.???

>> No.22487248

>>22487006
>???
Since my account is small I swing a lot of positions and watch like 10 companies I trust. If the one I'm currently holding is up, by at least 10% I should sell and get into another on my watch (if it is down that is, and if the former position can't break resistance). Note: I only do this swing trading with around 1k.

>aka wow
Too reductive. Buying TQQ at 120 and selling at 156 is better than holding and watching it drop back down.

>wrong. fail fast.
You're disregarding how small the amount of capital I have invested. I only hold like 2-5 positions at a time.

>> No.22487250

>>22487198
>tim apple thought he could escape the lean, mean, green machine.

>> No.22487249

>>22487195
>baggie's mama laying the smack down

>> No.22487258

>>22487215
look up tickers WKHS and DPHC and buy those, congrats you're now making it

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>Tesla +10%
>Intel 0%

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>>22487201
nah in the government everything you say is used against you

nobody wants to help you

same with psychologists and psyiatrists

their ultimate goal is to call you crazy and lock you up in a looney bin and inject you with drugs forcibly

its their ultimate end game and only tool in their belt

>> No.22487289

>>22487215
have two separate pools of money, a "smart boomer investing" account where you just buy SPY and QQQ; and a fun investing account where you buy whatever memes /smg/ is pushing and teach yourself trading by doing.

You'll almost certainly make more money boomer investing at the start but if you're good you'll catch up with your fun money account and can start using it to reinvest into your boomer account

>> No.22487294

>>22487249
my name isn't even Brian it's Daniel ffs

>> No.22487299

>>22487241
DEFLATION!
CONGRESS NEEDS TO SEND 5K STIMULUS CHECKS
GOD BLESS NIGGERS
Something along the lines like that.

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>>22487224
it's OK
did you read the whole article or just the headline
NOC will own the entire ionosphere by 2030

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>>22487272
I would rather buy a higher-end Ryzen chip than whatever diversity-backed shitsquare Intel pumps out.

>> No.22487320

Lmao this california trump thing is a clusterfuck

>> No.22487329

>>22487294
>baggie's mama laying the smack down while rubbing salt in the wound by calling him by his sperm donor's name
sell your SQQQ calls and GME puts

>> No.22487330

feels good to be a GME believer right now.

>> No.22487333

>>22487281
you just have to pretend to be black and they will look for reasons to give you more money
you have to play the game by their rules

>> No.22487334

>>22487160
bovada.lv

>> No.22487353

>>22487304
yeah I just don't like solids because I'm a full kool aid Musk cultist who only believes in reusability

NOC is a perfectly good defense play though so there's nothing wrong with owning it, especially with the B-21 Raider in the pipeline

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uh oh strong sellers not go away

>> No.22487359

>>22487316
Got a good ryzen chip hp laptop last year. Glad I did. Fantastic still a year later. Glad I didn't put any more money into intels woke bs.

>> No.22487360
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>seething california officials tell trunp MUH SCIENCE SAYS ITS ONLY CLIMATE CHANGE
>also begging him for help

Kek

>> No.22487362

>>22486749
No, an average person can do that well, just do it enough which takes time and no you won't make 5 figures with 5k when you first start out, that anon is either lying or is simply retarded

>> No.22487363

>>22487329
not until we both lose our ass.

>> No.22487372

>>22487240
>lmao bear fags keep saying this BUT IT KEEPS GOING UP
not really. peaked in the morning and been crabbing since. we'll see what power hour brings.

>> No.22487376

>>22487174
its probably going to be overpriced as fuck but its tech so pretty much everything tech is overpriced. to buy it just wait until around 11:30 - 2 pm. IPOs debut around that time

>> No.22487380

>>22487334
I like to play poker there

>> No.22487390

What sites does /smg/ read to follow news about the markets
Just asking so I can avoid looking at whatever you nerds look at, of course
Right now I just look at investing.com and bloomberg

>> No.22487396

now is a great time for TSLA puts

>> No.22487401

>>22486972
That is definitely going to hit

>> No.22487406

>>22486734

Stillfront Group. It's up 340% in one year and it's still cheap. It's up 6.47% today.
See you at the moon.

>> No.22487408

>>22487116
Honestly he only has to say ONE thing to literally win the election 100% with zero room for election fraud favoring Biden.
>"When I am elected to office for another term, I will remove all capital gains taxes for any earnings reported in 2020. This will be part of the Covid relief, but who knows, it may just extend longer! ;)"

>> No.22487414

>>22486909
Who knows man, something about work conditions? Whatever it was the dip is over.

>>>22486928
It doesn't make a lot of kits but a lot of people buy their stuff for training.

>> No.22487419

>>22487353
that's just the pipeline that we know about
their secret pipeline is even better ; very robust

>> No.22487420

>>22487289
thank you
I was thinking it would be a good idea to divide my money like that
would you suggest opening another account on ameritrade or just open another account with a different broker? I'm extremely new

>> No.22487421

>>22487360
>climate change burning down cities
i guess the climate needed to steal those nikes to eat too

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FUCKING CRASH RIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT

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>>22487333
true

lol

although america is so black and african now that half the people at the welfare office is probably black too so they are kind of immune to it

like youre not dealing with rich liberal whites anymore

youre in the knees of the poverty

>> No.22487452

so is the big line gonna go up or down tomorrow

>> No.22487453

God bless the virus for giving cheap stocks, free govt money, cheap gas, and letting me "semi retire" from work a bit over a decade sooner.

>> No.22487456

>>22487248
The point is that if you're holding something through the red because it's a great company and there's some dumb reason it's red but it will pass then of course keep holding. If you just bought some random stock because of FOMO or something and it tanks don't just expect it to go back up

>> No.22487460

so I lose $115 to get Trump re-elected?

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>>22487227

>> No.22487466

>>22487390
marketwatch, google news (!gn [ticker]), and whatever random articles my stock tracker app shows me

>>22487420
You don't even need two accounts if you keep track of how much fun money versus how much investing you want. As a leaf I use my personal non-registered account for fun trading and my TFSA (which is like a Roth but infinitely better) for boomer holds.

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extremely bearish candle pattern on NQ
we fugged

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22487470

It's my birthday today, is that bearish or bullish?

>> No.22487483

>>22487449
>although america is so brown and mexican now
ftfy

>> No.22487487

>>22487125
>A scam by Richard Branson who desperately wants to be a space billionaire but has neither the technical genius of Musk nor the infinite money of Bezos. They've recently tried to pivot to hypersonic transport but that's just copying what SpaceX is doing with Starship.
Probably this. They dont even go to space kek. Literal 0g amusement park ride thats actually been done in the past. Somehow branson gets exposure. No doubt that if it was spacex or blue origin id go all in

>> No.22487489

>>22487452
Its gonna go way up on all the things you debated buying but didn't

>> No.22487490

>>22487461
oh shit big baller coming through

>> No.22487492

>>22487470
You're birthday is always bearish. Mine is bullish.

>> No.22487506

>>22487401
3.6x aint bad frendo

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Thinking I should take some profits before the FED meeting. Jpow always tanks this shit. Then again last time I did that he actually pumped the market so no matter what I do it'll be wrong.

>> No.22487516

>>22487390
News is for faggots. I have every company in the SP 500 printed on my wall. Every morning I throw a dart at it to see where I'm investing 100% of my money that day. After that I just use a magic 8 ball to decide when to buy and sell.

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>>22487483
its both

but you ever had a black social worker youll see what the problem is

mexicans are generally a little bit better people than nogs

theyre not equal

>> No.22487522

>>22487390
financial times for post-market long reads on economic trends
marketwatch and bloomberg for news alerts during trading hours
if you don't want to pay for bloomberg or financial times, look up "paywall bypass extension"

>> No.22487530

Redpill me on making gains with the snowflake IPO, what's the move bizbros?

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>>22487516
Okay now this guy knows what he's doing.

>> No.22487542

>>22487215
here's some advice:
forget everything you learned in your economics classes

>> No.22487550

>>22487126
Overvalued imo when it seems like its just online storage....as if theyre the only ones who have ever done it. Heck look througj the docs. For example unity which has been unprofitable its entire life has given its ceo shares with an exercise price of....less than $2 that was just 2 or 3 years ago. He got more for an $11ish strike price a year or two ago. Somehow valued at $40+ when it's never even been profitable. CEO makes mad money if he sells asap with the amount of shares he got.

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Normies: fomod
Bogdanoffs: Activated
Rug: Pulled

>> No.22487567
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TSLA UP 10 POINT!!
I SELL IT SHORT I GOING KILL MYSELF!

>> No.22487569

I'm always off on my birthday. Funny thing is I get to ride my birthday in with a bash. Soon as that ball drops, wham I'm a year older.

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>>22487490
You know it, bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcekJiPkkCk

>> No.22487577

Whats going on with SHLL

>> No.22487578

>>22487530
wait for the pump
the minute you see it start to peak, buy puts

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>>22487421

>> No.22487600

HORSE HORSE HORSE! I’m so excited for baby’s first sell to hit at 25.97. Going to make like a sweet $25 next thing you know I’ll be ready to put some real money in and get bogged and zogged

>> No.22487616

anyone fancy starting a company?

>> No.22487617

>>22487569
ooo that's pretty cool

>> No.22487624
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Who the fuck is buying nikola.

>> No.22487629

>flip a coin before close
>buy a put or call debit spread depending on what it lands on
>sell next morning
>actually started making money when i started doing this

Stocks are a meme playing roulette with options is the way to go

>> No.22487636

>>22487616
did Nikola Tesla have a middle name?
if so, i know what to call it

>> No.22487642

>>22487616
I'm not fancy
and I'm not starting a company
so it's a no on both counts

>> No.22487649

MGM making moves next week

>> No.22487650

>>22486727

I have made some bad calls - lost $100 on KTOV and $200 on NE, but NKLA was obviously a boomer scamming other boomers.

So no, didn't buy.

>> No.22487657

>>22487624
Squeezing retarded shorts

>> No.22487659

>>22487624
Am I to understand that it will not dump?

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>>22487616
Only if I get qt secretaries to bang and a nice parachute for when it fails.

>> No.22487671

>>22487629
Well you know what they say about chimps with darts.

>> No.22487680

>>22487616
Fuck that, let's start a /biz/ mutual fund
Give me all your bank account info so I can start depositing now

>> No.22487684

>>22487616
Of course, but without financial security to back up the almost inevitable failures (count to 3, more than that you'll probably just give up, less than that and you got really lucky; until success, you'll be paying yourself minimum wage, if anything), it's just not worth it.
Can you name a successful business started by someone who wasn't from a rich background, usually with business exposure to boot?

>> No.22487685

>>22487466
I see, very interesting. just googled tfsa and that sounds fantastic. I'll look into using that for boomer investing
do you have any suggestions for first time buys? smart stocks to get my feet wet with?

>> No.22487687

Should i buy today or wait til th emorning?

>> No.22487696

>>22487510
Its also quad witching this friday...

>> No.22487700

>gme and wkhs got me green

feels good man. I got 7 shares of SNE which will go up soon too

Whats the hot take on oracle?

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>>22487299
>fed announced Fedcoin or whatever the fuck digital currency they're trying to shill
>Says they will distribute stimulus money via digital wallets tied to our SS numbers
>Democrats absolutely fuming that the Covid relief bill that they're purposefully holding back because they literally hate Americans is getting sneakily passed anyway


Fuck, I will absolutely cum buckets. Too bad my fantasy will never happen but just imagining it is making me moist. New world order will be UBI distributed by Fedcoin(tm) and the US dollar becomes a currency only used outside of the US. Imagine how much control the kikes will have over the economy if they rolled that shit out. You know they're jerking off to the same fantasy.

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>>22487470
crabish

>> No.22487714

>>22487687
You should wait until the bottom, right before the election

>> No.22487715

>>22487616
I should just start a penny scam based in nevada lol

>> No.22487719

nasdaq testing 11k again

>> No.22487723

>>22487660
Based and 80s Wall Street pilled

>> No.22487726

>>22487687
Buying at close has been good to me. Buying in the morning seems to give me bad results.

>> No.22487734

>>22486734
HNCKF and DPHC

>> No.22487736

>>22487126
$75-$80 was expensive, now it's priced at $100+. Too many people in this trade

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>>22486727
>It's a gravity powered, zero emission, downhill only automobile! It's not vaporware and i'm going to sue everyone.

>> No.22487762

>>22487706
My portfolio is already full of PM miners, so I'm good to go.

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Someone pls explain how this guy operates.
He's a shorter but he also shows up as 13d/g.
Why would he short his own stock?

>> No.22487766

>>22487616
Give me the start up cash and I can run a successful indie game studio for you. I already have the first few handful of games plotted out and I know their commercial viability is high.

>> No.22487768

>>22486669
Hey guys dumbass who all-inned AMC theaters before the pandemic. Maybe you guys remember.

Bad news is I'm still not in profit.

Good news is I got a good job now and also I've done 50x on my shitcoin holdings so it doesn't matter anymore

But how long until I can say I made a winning trade pls

>> No.22487773

>>22487736
This. It seems the big hedgefunds are just pricing it high to dump on retail, have retail dump it lower than true valuation, and then for these hedgefunds to buy back those shares for a great deal.

>> No.22487774

>>22487756
>gravity powered
i'm dying

>> No.22487782

>>22487636
>>22487642
>>22487660
>>22487680
>>22487684
>>22487715
>>22487766

Personally I've been considering catfishing/scamming lonely guys on tinder...

I used to have integrity and morals, but I realized that it will get me nowhere so now I think I will just gain trust of lonely losers and exploit their weakness, get their dickpics, and then blackmail them by sending it to their employer/family/whatever I just want money

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you guys aren't actually buying $SQQQ, are you?
you guys are just joking, right?

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>> No.22487804

>>22487782
why would you scam off your own kind? Don't be a jew, Anon.

>> No.22487806

P O W E R HOUR
O
W
E
R HOUR

>> No.22487812

>>22487796
What the heck is with those spikes. Are the hedgefunds, algos, and market makers just messing with retail!?

>> No.22487814

>>22487768
only a poor retard would do something like that so i'm sure the 50x was off something like 200 dollars kys and welcome back faggot

>> No.22487817

>>22487786
i've got legal agreements with 50 people regarding SQQQ

>> No.22487822

>>22487360
He's at the old mcclellan afb in north highlands
God that place was (and i'm sure still is) a shithole

>> No.22487824

>>22487804
i only want money

>> No.22487828

>>22487768
>AMC
oh lawd. You might be waiting a couple years just to reverse the loss. If you're lucky and we ever reopen the economy

>> No.22487829

>>22486727
>since 2016 and has indicated plans to produce some of them in the future
Lmao at retards, I told you idiots. BUT NO TESLA IS THE REAL SCAM! NIKOLA IS THE REAL DEAL!

>> No.22487832

>>22487696
What is the practical outcome when that happens? Explain it to me like I'm a complete blithering retard.

>> No.22487843

If you’re not buying TQQQ at 125-126 you’re straight retarded. It’s bounced off it a half a dozen times now.

>> No.22487850

>mfw I load up on C 48 weekly puts and 45 oct 16 puts at 11am because it looks like shit and I know it wants to dump
>1:19pm, Fed and regulators announce measures against Citigroup for not cleaning up its risk
>C dumps to 48, I'm rich.

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YOUR FUCKING MOVE MR. BOGDANOFF.

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>>22487624
me kek
get owned scrub

>> No.22487858

>>22487768
congrats on the job
what do you do

>> No.22487865

>>22487726
afraid tomorrow will be red.

>> No.22487868

>>22487768
in my city AMC is the theater all the poor mexicans go to
white and wealthy go to Regal/Edwards

>> No.22487874

>>22487768
You got a job at amc?

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>>22487756
You forgot that in order to harness the power of gravity, it utilizes quantum computing via it's HTML5 chipset. The programmers at NKLA are truly revolutionary innovators who have managed to completely redefine motor vehicle computing. By utilizing HTM5, the leading programming language used around the globe, they've successfully killed the need for their microprocessors to run in Adobe Flash. Truly revolutionary. You will never see innovation like this elsewhere.

>> No.22487880

>>22487843
and it's about to break right through it

>> No.22487882

>>22487782
Is it really as easy as just getting someone's dickpics though? I feel like if someone threatened me with that I would just say
>OK, go ahead, send a picture of my penis to my family. I'll just tell them what happened.
I thought catfishers try to completely convince the other person that they are that girl and then get them to simp for them basically

>> No.22487890

>>22487882
depends how small the dick is desu

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>>22487360
>Trump dismisses climate concerns, says 'it will start getting cooler'

>> No.22487898
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You idiots are selling everything, right? You know we are going to leg down to new lows for the month this week, right? You ARE buying puts before it's too late, right?

>> No.22487900

>>22487843
i'm buying FNGU

>> No.22487905

>>22487882
I'm at a concept stage, I'd have to experiment to find the most profitable course of action

>> No.22487907

>>22487782
>he's going to cyber with incels instead of just buying SQQQ calls

>> No.22487916

>>22487891
He's literally right. Winter is around the corner.

>> No.22487919

>>22487891
Climate science is a jewish racket

>> No.22487926

>>22487898
back to the woods creature

>> No.22487931

>>22487891
4d chess
winter's coming up
trump wins

>> No.22487934

>>22487856
this one bet you finally gonna win

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https://www.essentiallysports.com/gamestop-provides-pocket-friendly-buying-options-for-ps5-xbox-series-x-and-series-s-esports-news/

GameStop will be providing various alternate methods of payment to customers once the consoles hit the market so that they do not miss out on the fun. The alternate payment methods Gamespot is offering include layaway, installment plans, and rent-to-own...."

>> No.22487937

>>22487360
West coast environmental cultists haven't done controlled burns in their forest in about 10 years, you get what you deserve

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>>22487856
based baggie sealing the deal for drumpf

>> No.22487962

>>22487937
/thread

>> No.22487965

>>22487890
Mine is pretty damn small but I still wouldn't care about my family seeing it.
>Wtf is this?
>Some asshole tricked me into thinking he's a woman
>Oh. OK. Btw, when the fuck are you gonna get a job and move out anon?
Just another day

>> No.22487970

>>22487898
Sammy Hagar looks like shit.

>> No.22487978

>>22487935
>rent to own
How does GS get the console back when the payments are missed?

>> No.22487983

>>22487965
you should get a job and move out tho for real anon

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>>22487782
Real talk - I've been considering making a trap vtuber. I've always wanted to stream while hiding my real identity because fuck having a pseudo paparazzi constantly eying your personal life. There's a market for it and I do a great gender neutral voice. Ideally I'd never reveal my real gender and use the controversy of "is this a dude???" to keep interest.

Do you think it's work? I'm going to commission a 3d model soon and learn all the quirks about it.

>> No.22487998

i'm all cash but it keeps going up :(

>> No.22488003

>>22487978
Same way with leased cars I guess.

>> No.22488005

Why the FUCK is tesla going up so much? It’s not fucking worth this much are people really stilly “buying the dip”?

>> No.22488015

>>22487983
(You) and I both know that's never happening anon
I'm either 'making it' or dying a basement dweller

>> No.22488017

>>22487993
the market is already saturated, good luck

>> No.22488020

>>22487978
They make one attempt to get it and then just send you to collections for the full price + additional fees

>> No.22488027

>>22487993
Sam o nella hasn’t posted in 7 months, I think I can step in and fill that niche.

>> No.22488034

According to this, the average bull streak for TQQQ for the last three months is 2.4 days until a red day appears. In other words, tomorrow is more likely to be green than red, if the trend continues.

>> No.22488036

test

>> No.22488042

>>22488003
A car you can snag with a wrecker.

How you gonna get an Xbox from Tyrone in the projects?

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describe your 2020 average daily routine.

I'll start.

>open TSLA price
>see it rose 10% again
>seethe

>> No.22488047

>>22487856
how do i bet on president

>> No.22488059

>>22487567
Betting against Tesla is like betting against the future.

>> No.22488060

>>22488034
Forgot link
https://www.barchart.com/etfs-funds/quotes/TQQQ/price-history/historical

>> No.22488064

>>22487935
Rent to own is for the poor
I remember scoffing at guy at the shooting range when he said he bought his Springfield Xd on layaway
I spent 4-5k a year on ammo alone

>> No.22488066

>>22487993
There are already virtual cam"girls" I see no reason why it wouldn't work. Most incels hate real roasties and rather watch 3d girls who know what the incels crave.

>> No.22488085

>power hour crabbing


AAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAÀÅĀ MAKE A MOVE ALREADY

>> No.22488089

>>22488036
This is the only good post in this shithole thread.

>> No.22488101

>>22488085
is moving slightly downwards

>> No.22488104

>>22488042
No idea but it's going to be hilarious whether they find a way or take the loss.

>> No.22488107

Isn’t Apple having their big gay conference tomorrow?

>> No.22488112

>>22488060
>https://www.barchart.com/etfs-funds/quotes/TQQQ/price-history/historical
How long before its back to 170s?

>> No.22488117

>>22488107
Every Apple conference is big and gay.

>> No.22488120

>>22486724
Same thing happened to me after I ate McDonalds for the first time in months

>> No.22488133

Give me some ideas on what to buy. I have$5k.

>> No.22488136

>>22488107
Fed talk is also tomorrow.

>> No.22488139
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Oh. That's why TSLA spiked today.

>> No.22488141

What to buy at close?

>> No.22488142

What day was the horse bid? July xx?

>> No.22488147

>>22488089
i try my best

>> No.22488148

>>22488112
I would say at around 2-4 months

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>>22488064
most people are poor mate

these type of rent to own and leasing shit is extremely popular especially with mexicans and nogs

even if you think its a stupid idea

they work most people are renting their iphone right now if you didnt know that

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>>22488036
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAT

>> No.22488160

what should I buy at close? I'm down 85% since Sept 2 and everything I buy goes down, please help

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>>22487891

Winter is coming.

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22488164

Why didn't I buy more WKHS! I only put in 2k, but had 10k available at the time

I could be up 20k

>> No.22488169

what are some good yolo plays? already loaded up on GME, looking for more plays

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22488174

this day is fucking gay i watched the market ALL DAY and fucking nothing happened. I bought nothing. I sold nothing. I made nothing. my IRA went up 1.2%
i just WANT IT TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING

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22488176

Is it happening, is the line staying up?

>> No.22488179

>>22488164
hindsight is 20/20

>> No.22488180

VAXART pumping. Get in and ride to $10.

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22488181

>everything pumps
>except Amazon
>tfw almost all in on Amazon

>> No.22488184

>>22488142
The real gamble begins on the 30th of September.

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>>22488169
i would buy oracle and put a stop loss at 55$

because theyre gonna acquire tiktok soon

but i dont have any money so i cant do it

i dead ass would load up i think

>> No.22488203

>>22488179
actually the horsechads had something called foresight but you didn't listen

>> No.22488209

>>22487616
Ive got the perfect idea a car company called Edison and we steal our patents from Tesla and Nikola

>> No.22488214

>>22488181
should I average down on AMZN? Seems to go up AH every time, then fall from morning pump throughout the day. Whenever I notice these trends they usually reverse though.

>> No.22488224

>>22487033
>who are under water right now
how do you know this

>> No.22488226

>>22488203
I still hold the horse idk what you're talking about

>> No.22488234

>>22488181
Google is back red too

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>>22488162
I can't wait to get in the mood.

>> No.22488242

Kill yourself gay fucking korean avatar faggot. Trip so I can filter your ESL retard posts.

>> No.22488250

New thread

>>22488238
>>22488238
>>22488238
>>22488238
>>22488238

>> No.22488253

>>22488139
How the fuck? Like, imagine having that much extra cash just laying around in your account to do that.
>inb4 it was on margin
kek

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In case you're here today, thank you convincing me to buy horses by cute posting!

>> No.22488265

>>22488226
well then you should dab on that anime poster not just give him that loser mentality hindsight 2020 bs

>> No.22488264

>>22488189
wouldn't that be buying the news?

>> No.22488272

Apple took their joint supplements and are finally going up today, good job grandpa

>> No.22488274

>>22487408
>Everyone locks in gains.
>QQQ to 0.

>> No.22488283

>>22488179
Fucking cope. WKHS is eons ahead of other Meme-Vs, actual truck with a factory to make them. Anyone could tell it was a winning play. You probably bought SOLO cuck mobile and photoshopped Nikola stock.

>> No.22488312

Hi I just became a wagie a few months ago. Is Nvidia a good long term stock?

>> No.22488328

>>22488283
?
>>22488226

>> No.22488343

>>22488034
In case you're wondering, the avg bear streak is 1.4 days, with the longest streak being three days

>> No.22488396

>>22488312
Take half your savings and put them in AAPL, NVDA, TSLA, AMD, and MSFT. Dont look at it for at least two years. Max yearly draw down should be -30% at the worst.

>> No.22488399

>>22488164
hindsight will make you rope bro.
Fuck the past, dont even look back.

>> No.22488410

>>22488242
I don't think he's even ESL, he's just so fucking stupid that his posts make him sound like one.

>> No.22488411

>>22488253
That money probably doesn’t mean anything to her because she could easily get that back if she lost it all from simps

>> No.22488450

>>22488283
Atleast solo has a physical product it actually exist

>> No.22488479

HORSECHADS
Today:
$25 - Check
$26 - Check

Future is all tendies from here baby

>> No.22488566

>>22487919
Imagine believing in global warming and buying the carbon credit system hook line and sinker
Wew

>> No.22488606

>>22488174
I made $9000 on AMZN and C puts, plus some dust on misc positions. Sucks to suck, I guess.

>> No.22488607

>>22488179
But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy

>> No.22488638

>>22488181
AMZN will probably swing under $3000 this week. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>> No.22488650

>>22488174
I did the same thing could have made 20 percent but didn’t pull the trigger.

>> No.22488684

>TFW I sold bits and pieces of WKHS all the way up to $25.85
>now holding zero shares
>it's still fucking going up
IT'S NOT TIME FOR THIS MASSIVE PUMP YET JESUS CHRIST SLOW DOWN

>> No.22488721

>>22486756
I made $20 on like $270 with SQQQ by buying Fri and selling today.

Cool part about being a GED NEET who worked off the books in restaurants and such is that tiny gains feel like a day's work while you learn.

>> No.22488736

>>22488638

I agree but I'm still holding. in 2022 I will laugh at people who sold at 2900

>> No.22488774

>>22488721
i'm glad you won anon. sounds like you've got it tough.

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I'm financially recovering

>> No.22489181

>>22489072
me too bro,
we're gmi

>> No.22489188

>>22488684
I "just" want it to close over 26. Even 0.01

(If you excuse my greed)

>> No.22489288

>>22488721
profit is profit my nigs.
grats fren

>> No.22489345

ding ding horsebros
good day