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>Nice juicy DAMP
>Didnt I tell you gaiz? I told you that either it goes up, goes down, or goes sideways and I was right.
>This kind of insight you can only get if you follow my free webinar!

>> No.22464376
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And we're live guys welcome to another episode of good morning crypto only here only on Ivanontech we are of course broadcasting live straight out of Stockholm Sweden and we do this show each and every day at 8am central European time I come to you like an atomic clock each and every day. In this episode we will speak about some of the most important shit coins I will pump and dump the big Jesus out of. Guys welcome welcome welcome. I see already the chat going absolutely ballistic I do see CryptoYoda I see BigBoyPants DeFiPants welcome welcome welcome guys. I see the chat rolling at amazing speed. Let me know where you're from where you're tuning in from and also let me know what you are drinking today we are drinking black coffee no milk no sugar involved as always. Alright guys that's it thanks a lot for the chat today I really appreciated you was fantastic time together was really really fantastic time together really enjoyed hanging out with you we will be in touch of course tomorrow. So all and all see you all tomorrow at 8am have a good day enjoy enjoy enjoy. Good bye good bye good bye.

>> No.22464599

>>22464376
kek

>> No.22464680

>>22464015
>>22464376
You bitches don't have iron hands

>> No.22464726
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ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE COLLOSOSAL BIG JUICY GAINS

>> No.22464811

>>22464015
Crypto Yoda here, I'm drinking black coffee

>> No.22464871

>>22464376
lol

>> No.22464873

As you know guys as you know I am getting ready to buy a juicy juicy dip

>> No.22465194

BIG DAMP NO MILK NO SUGAR

>> No.22465322

Did anyone else buy into the academy? What do you think of it?

>> No.22465341

>>22465322
You have to be fucking kidding me

>> No.22465473

>>22465322
>>22465341
Academy is the only think worth while desu, don't know about all that pay extra and he help you search for a job, 1on1 etc but you cant really fake the fundamentals or explain how to build a smart contact. Rest is just scam.

>> No.22465509

>>22465473
its sounds like bullshit to me and nothing that you cant learn or find yourself. Why would you give money to a 12 year old for job advice lmao

>> No.22465568

>>22465509
Of course you can google it yourself... You pay to have all the information gathered and sorted for you.

>> No.22465590

>>22465568
it pamps 40% you buy it goes to moon
it damps 40% you buy the dip it goes to moon
it’s easy gaiz you just have to understand

>> No.22465628

>>22464015
Wait. What's his name again?

>> No.22465671

>>22465628
Volume Drivin Ivan

>> No.22465703

Fkin keked

>> No.22465788

You guys are shitting on him (and I can understand that's mainly because of his annoying style) but he actually has some good advice for newfags. And bringing new people into crypto is crucial in the long run.

Some examples of this are his opinion on yield farming (it's a ponzi which actually harms DeFi, but if you can make money on it, go ahead and do it in the short term), or his advice when to enter a position (wait for the top, for the dip and then when it goes sideways).

You can't really argue that these are not good advice right?

>> No.22465900

>>22465788
Yeah I joined crypto not Amway.

>> No.22466022

>>22465788
just know to not stop to learn so you can understand
it’s crazy when you see people fomo dont fomo gaiz smash da likes
if you to truly believe in the project you can do mad gainz

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>>22465788
>And bringing new people into crypto is crucial in the long run.
nah. institutions send this space to the moon and the unwashed masses become even lower. the middle class is disappearing. the small percentage of the populace in crypto gets to be part of the corporate upper class

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>>22465322
what the fuck

>> No.22467491

Who is this?

>> No.22467551

Don't buy his Altcoins Reports, they are pure Dump. He pre-pumps and dumps it on us.
Total waste of money.

>> No.22467905

>>22467551

Trustswap, ethverse, ampl, yeah....he dumps on his viewers

>> No.22468186

>>22467491
Ivan On Tech