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https://decrypt.co/41411/the-irs-is-offering-you-625000-to-crack-monero

Best advert ever. I think this proves what the most based coin in this space is.

>> No.22391198

>>22391154
makes me think (((they))) are going to clamp down on it even harder

what are our options if the exits get sealed?

>> No.22391245

Lol let those greedy fucks try

>> No.22391247

>>22391198
DEXs and atomic swaps which are getting released soon for Monero. Not to mention LocalMonero.co. Not worrying about it. Monero's value is about to skyrocket.

>> No.22391261

>>22391198
>what are our options if the exits get sealed?
use it as money because its money lol

>> No.22391287

>>22391198
>exits
xmr to and alternatives. dex's are getting stronger by the day.

>> No.22391309

they should offer an unknown amount

>> No.22391504

Bullish as fuck. I just hope there's not a fatal bug in Monero's codebase.

>> No.22391618

>>22391504
It's highly unlikely that some turbo autist won't find a workaround and crack Monero's privacy code

>> No.22391657

>>22391154
>>22391247
>>22391504
wow you guys are fucking dumb.
its already been cracked tards
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ciphertrace-develops-monero-tracing-tool-to-aid-us-dhs-investigations

this is a misdirection. they already can track it fully so they are fudding themselves to appear "we can't crack it" so all you dumb rats and mice use it.

this is rat catching 101. make if you want the rat to run into your trap make it seem like the most inviting path.

good luck navigating life with a 92iq

>> No.22391691

>>22391154
thats not enough greedy kikes. it should be at least 10x that amount.

>> No.22391712

>>22391657
You have 92 IQ. CipherTrace can NOT trace Monero.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/ik9uhc/ciphertraces_monero_tracing_tool_chat_with_dave/

>> No.22391785

>>22391618
That kind of shit usually gets half cracked, i.e., reducing the amount of brute force needed to crack it. It's highly unlikely all transactions will be fully cracked and exposed like in Bitcoin.
So yeah, if the CIA is targeting you specifically then you're probably fucked but the common guy shouldn't worry about that kind of attack.

>>22391657
92IQs believe the government. I don't.

>> No.22391792
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22391792

>>22391198
>what are our options if the exits get sealed?
Just pay your taxes. It’s not a huge deal and I can guarantee that you will never ever be able to outwit the IRS no matter how smart or tech-savvy you think you are

>> No.22392132

>>22391712
bullish af

>> No.22392372

>>22391657
Kek. They are scared. Eat a dick glownigger.

>> No.22392446

may your daughter get plunged with a smoking soldering iron. die glow

>> No.22392532

>>22391792
>just pay your taxes goy

'>
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22392617

>>22391792
This right here. The IRS literally has unlimited power and resources to hunt you down. They've been chasing tax cheats for a century and are pretty damn good at it. Not worth tangling with them ever.

>> No.22392691

>>22392617
Lmao they haven't answered their phone for months, unlimited resources my ass.
Also if Monero is lightning compatible it can be traded on XSN's dex eventually, good luck following those trades.

>> No.22392827

>>22392617

>The IRS literally has unlimited power and resources to hunt you down.

Why would you think that they would invest unlimited resources to hunt down a couple grand in Wojak's obscure memecoins?

>> No.22392910

>>22391657
they are just selling a shit toolkit to government that does basically nothing

>> No.22392937

>>22391247
>Monero's value is about to skyrocket
no it won't
you know why?

>> No.22393090
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22393090

>>22391154
Let em try

>> No.22393217

>>22392617
Yet they couldn't beat the Church of Scientology. The IRS is formidable but not exactly unbeatable.

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22393249

>>22391154

>> No.22393344

>>22393217
Some anon with a $100k crypto stack isn't going to have the power, influence and multimillion dollar team of lawyers that the CoS has.

>> No.22393610

>>22393344
Very true, but the CoS has proven that they can be beaten. That alone is going to inspire different people to try and figure out their own ways. It wouldn't be too surprising to see one or two methods out of a thousand attempts work. For the record, I'm paying taxes when I cash out. Its not worth trying to pick a fight with the IRS or get their attention.

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22393794

>>22391657
Maybe it's all just a game theory ploy to make people not use Monero or reconsider using it because it might get cracked.
Why wouldn't they just develop tools in secret?

Can not remember as a single secret system where the cracking attempts were publicly announced.

>> No.22393849

>>22391154
Is any way to let people pay with visa, and I get the money in XMR?
Like they spend X$ and i got x$ but in monero, and they aren t aware of this

>> No.22393852

between all the spam and blatant scam advertising, xmr somehow still manage to beat xrp shizos in being the most pathetic retards. Next time post a cnn article, faggots

>> No.22393890

>>22391657
This link gets posted in every monero thread and its already been debunked. Fuck off IRS nigger

>> No.22393931
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22393931

>>22391154
If (((they))) win now than crypto as we know it is literally over.
Then the fake and gay VC founded corporate good goy NPC coins rule.

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22393981

>>22391657

Good. Atleast Zcash enables a legitimate use case for transaction privacy. Monero will continue to be a drag on the ecosystem for this reason.

Monero will be delisted from all exchanges.

>> No.22394001

>>22393610
meanwhile in Germany I pay 0% taxes on gains, if I hold my crypto for longer than 1 year

>> No.22394117

>>22391154
>Crack XMR
>Crash XMR
>Buy XMR dip

BRB hacking

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22394188

>>22393981
The amount of private transactions on Zcash is so small that they can be guessed and deanonymized with simple block explorers without having to use any advanced software or the like.
https://cryptobriefing.com/zcash-privacy-back-question-user-traces-shielded-transaction/

>> No.22394482

Dang we've already got half the IRS in here. It continues to baffle me how people like >>22393981 support Zcash and then cry about Monero because it's privacy set is larger and it has more real-world adoption.

>> No.22394615

Un-crackable they're just trying to scare people out of XMR - LOL IRS CAN SUCK MY HAIR ASS CRACK WHEN ITS AT PEAK STENCH.

>> No.22394692

>>22391792
>not a huge deal and I can guarantee that you will never ever be able to outwit the IRS no matter how smart or tech-savvy you think
Its alot of this, they have unlimited time and resources, they will ruin your life just through process. Asks anyone who has had the irs up there ass, its hell