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22386299 No.22386299 [Reply] [Original]

Hello, I am here for the interview. You guys said you were looking for a "Rockstar" so I made sure to stop by.
When can I start?

>> No.22386427

Here's your mop and plunger, McWelcome aboard.

>> No.22386771
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22386771

>>22386299
Glad you could make it, we do need a rockstar toilet cleaner. Here's a toothbrush, you have exactly 10min to prove you're the real deal on our clogged shitter over there.

>> No.22386936
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22386936

>*decapitates hiring manager*

>> No.22387274
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>>22386771
Did someone died on that shitter? Only to be found 3 months later after summer break for having the flesh, fat and other bodily compounds fused to the toilet seat?

Also, pic related. I'd like to apply too

>> No.22387677

>>22386299
that's a woman

>> No.22387838
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I'm very hardworking and creative, I like The Joker movies and Marvel super heroes.

>> No.22388850

>>22387274
Yes, that is precisely what happened, cleaning up heavily decomposed meth junkies on abandoned public shitters is more or less what your job is about.

Oh, have I mentioned you will do it for free, jannie ?