Holy fugg I love BAT

[Anonymous No.22384005]

It feels like I'm constantly violently ejaculating when I look at that little triangle. This motherfuckin' Wuhannamen Square b.a.t soup bag of big bountiful buckaroos is like holding a lottery ticket. The only difference is, unlike Charlie in the Chocolate factory being one out of billions to get let into the little sugar-sweet sanctum sanctorum, you have no chance of losing by holding it. It's like you just wait, but every second that ticks by is another inch added to the gravitas of your physics defying phallic stature, towering over altcoin dweebs with its thunderous vein-clad might. I fucking love this little robux thing so much, even the colours are the same colour of the sunset I'll kick back and drink scotch too on some private island.
>THE DUDE THAT INVENTED JAVASCRIPT
>THE DUDE WHO WAS THE CEO OF MOZILLA
>THAT DUDE SAYS IT'S GONNA AT LEAST HIT A HUNDRED

Gentlemen, face facts:
>XRP is a teddy bear - fuelled by sentimentality, but worthless, it is to fiat what your stuffed toy is to a grizzly
>Chainlink is an 80s rock band recycling their single hit, churning out another geriatric continent-cruising tour to pay their rehab debts, washed up like a corpse on a beach

[Anonymous No.22384205]

>>22384005
My brother, if you truly loved BAT you would not speak of it. Whereof one cannot speak,thereof one must be silent.

[Anonymous No.22384218]

>Trump goes after Chynah for capitulating to Google or commandeering a one-man masturbatory venture as the rotting corpse of Mao Zedong diddles his dong to tweeniebopper tiktokers
>Zuck gets called in front of courts to explain why the fuck he bought the majority share in Mars' housing market, through sheer data harvesting
>Australian government decides that Google and Youtube ain't gon' take data without passing it to them first, as if a nosy nine year old with a "do u like me" note in class
>Google wahs to Aussies about how it's unfair and they might have to start charging dollarydoos to be shown the URLs behind the net's scope of scat porn

Every time any news article arises and my BAT glistens green, my man cream fires off into the air in a slimy stream. What? You get your kicks when bitcoin hits a speed bump and turns your dollar into a dollar and ten cents, with nine of those cents going into gainz tax? Gimmie a fuckin' break. This little digi-dollar is so based it makes the Wall Street bull watch as it's bovine butt-buddy get the big baloney pony prostate-pleasure.

[Anonymous No.22384488]

I'm calling my shot... $1 EOY

[Anonymous No.22385072]

>>22384488
Based digits.

Low ball estimate though.

[Anonymous No.22385462]

>>22384005
Make sure to watch the newest BAT podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ9_Tr_Il4E&t=2s

[Anonymous No.22385618]

>>22385072
Dubs confirm.

[Anonymous No.22385634]

>>22384005
Holding $100k worth. Cant wait for it to hit $40 next year.

https://vimeo.com/232905244

Once Facebook integrates BAT, we should see $100+

[Anonymous No.22385635]

>>22384005
kek I held this shitcoin for a few months back in 2017 and then dumped it because it never does anything. looks like I made the right call since it’s at basically the same price. imagine holding a shitcoin for years for no gains when you could have bought LINK and 20x your money. even boomer mutual funds outperform this trash.

[Anonymous No.22385682]

>>22384005
based

[Anonymous No.22386155]

4 bat threads in the last hour. Lets goooooo boys.