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>> No.22382492

>>22382445
>5 minutes after other thread

Are you fucked in the head, nigger? When will this become a bannable offence to purposefully split?

>> No.22382783
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22382783

Bring on the recovery, bring on the 2nd check bill. Send DAL back to 55 per so I can at last get my "missing" 20,000 (All I need to crack 100,000 net worth)

>> No.22383654
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22383654

Max comfy flipping Tesla calls

>> No.22383725
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22383725

Hindenburg is going to PRISON after getting sued lmao (((short sellers))) on suicide watch

>> No.22383740

marqeta ipo when?

>> No.22383760

>>22383725
milton is a clown. a musk wannabe at best.

>> No.22383762

Hope you bought the DPHC dip

>> No.22383806
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22383806

>> No.22383816
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22383816

Yeeeaaahh, that's the good stuff. You like that Mumu?
YOU. LIKE. THAT?

>> No.22383845

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.22383863
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22383863

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>> No.22383887

>>22383863

WHY IS IT MOONING

>> No.22383909
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22383909

>>22383863
>>22383887
>mooning

>> No.22383912
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22383912

>>22383863
>tfw you finally own the meme stock that goes +20% randomly
>tfw you bought in at the $4 “dip”
oh well

>> No.22383924

What started this whole dip last week?

>> No.22383946

>>22383909

>UP 25% ON THE DAY
>NOT MOONING

>> No.22383954
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22383954

>>22383924
The printer is off.

>> No.22383973

Is it normal to be suspecting some sort of rugpull shenanigans by eod Friday?

>September worst month for stock performance
>bank fed report due next week (offloading of assets aka stocks possible or so i assume)
>algo's and hedge funds know about presidential election dip and like a self fulfilling prophecy will likely dump their holdings for a profit and buy back in for less
>media will likely ramp up covid news the closer elections get and use the cold months as fuel

>> No.22383976
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22383976

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22383986

>>22383924
aapl up 100% for no reason

>> No.22383997

Looks like holding GME wasn't a good idea. Never would have guessed it

>> No.22384009

>>22383973
This guy gets it.

>> No.22384061

This probably gets asked all day, but can I start trading with only 100€?
I understand its nothing for you guys, but im a collegefag in a europoor country.
I plan to invest 100€ on stock(s) and hold for like 4-5-6 months just to get the feel of it. And also I think im gonna buy 50€ on crypto (is it worth it)
Any recs? I know with 100€ you cant buy much and I didnt want to buy just 1 stock, so like are there any 20€-30€ stocks worth buying?
Also Im using Degiro, if that makes any difference.

>> No.22384093

>>22382783
>2nd check bill

That would be so good. The market would be green for a week.

>> No.22384096
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22384096

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.22384106

Please post your black swans or btfo your portfolio

>> No.22384118

I-Is it save to buy AAPL now? I want it for long term
Imho it's still insanely overvalued tho, no growth happened to justify the 100% price increase

>> No.22384153
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22384153

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMM

>> No.22384156

>>22384118
The growth was the fact that everyone’s working at home and is on their phones even more

>> No.22384157

>>22383909
>>22383863
>>22383887
>>22383912
just as expected institutionals are swooping in
already at Inst Own 16.90%
get in while u still can ;)))

>> No.22384187

>>22383887
some rich dude dumped it cause he needed his money back so it's been down for literally no reason, it was obviously going to recover. buying that dip gave me back nearly all the gains I lost elsewhere this past month so fucking BASED

>> No.22384202

>>22384118
It's the poster child of the US economy. I doubt it'll ever crash so naturally it'll just keep rising (at a slow pace though).

>> No.22384206

>>22384118
It's about the future not the past

>> No.22384239

>>22384157
Please pump my bags blackrock-sama!

>> No.22384264

what are some good pump and dump stocks rn?

>> No.22384266
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22384266

in case this is the real thread
nvda

>> No.22384271

>>22384096
If dividends are my Fren why does XOM keep hurting me

>> No.22384279
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22384279

>>22384096
threadly reminder you're a delusional mentally ill scam artist

>> No.22384284

>>22384264
your mom

>> No.22384301

Did I just miss the GameStop dump?
Are these now eternal bags?

>> No.22384303
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22384303

>>22382445
You motherfucker better get the fuck out right. Fucking,. NOW!
What you are witnessing with all of this volitility is boomer money entering and exiting the market like a Goddamned geriatric granny dick. THEY'VE BEEN SPOOKED!
And that's a boomer spook. It's the second worst kind of spook. Get out now faggots. Tomorrow is 9/11 and shit is going to hit the fucking fan when these geezers start having Bin Laden flashbacks. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>> No.22384318

>>22384284
dude my kids could've read that
calm down

>> No.22384340

>>22384271
because you're a fucking retard that buys garbage

>> No.22384348
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22384348

SQQQ about to go green

>> No.22384352
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22384352

>>22384264
gme

>> No.22384378

I
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>> No.22384383

>>22384303
>all of this volitility

What are you talking about? It's a crab day.

>> No.22384385
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22384385

>>22382445
OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMM

>> No.22384390
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22384390

Thank you to the anon that pointed out STSA. You a real one.

>> No.22384400

>>22384383
it's about to turn into dump day

>> No.22384423

>>22384156
>>22384202
>>22384206
Thanks
Guess no matter what i just want to own this bitch, will buy

>> No.22384430

>>22383725
>t. Bought NKLA at $90
Most hindenburg pieces are just "we're investigating (x)", this is a fucking NUKE and the only way Trevor can save his scam is by screeching "LIES, LIIES! DON'T LOOK, I'LL HAVE REBUTTALS FOR ALL OF THAT IN A FEW HOURS-- I MEAN A FEW DAYS! OKAY, SO MY REBUTTAL MIGHT NOT BE READY UNTIL NKLAWORLD 2020 WHEN I CAN SELL THE REST OF MY STOCK!"

>> No.22384439

>>22384061
spend your time getting more money

if you care about getting a feel for it do a "paper" buy. you just got a share of apple for for $116. there you go.

>> No.22384471

>>22384430
the latest EV companies sprinting to drop IPOs on the nyse without profits or a functional product is mind numbing.

>> No.22384497

where's the dude who asked me if it was safe to buy SQQQ
you making it with me, bro?

>> No.22384613

>>22384390
wow lucky duck, that's a premium catch right there

>> No.22384622
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22384622

>>22382445
I want to get exposure to the US market, if Biden wins I'm gonna buy Raytheon, any idea what to buy if Trump wins? I want to diversify my portfolio and I'm not interested in more "app" stock.

>> No.22384654

>>22384622
just buy spy

>> No.22384686

>>22384622
>>22384622
are you betting on Biden starting a war? because i think that's a good bet to take unironically.

>> No.22384694

>>22384383
Brother this is not a crab day chart, this is a scary motherfuckin chart. This is an end of the bounce kind of chart. You have got one chance left.

>> No.22384718

>>22384622
spy qqq

>> No.22384758

>>22384622
defense is a play in either case, same with semis/5G
raytheon is too much aero tho
trump: energy, infrastucture, tech
biden: green energy, healthcare providers, NIGGERS

>> No.22384789
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22384789

>>22384622
>if biden wins
Not gunna happen. Travel and leisure.

>> No.22384838

>>22384439
Yeah, I know its not a lot, I was looking to get a part time in the next month to start investing 200 or 300 a month, this 100 (150 if we count the 50 im planing to drop on crypto) was just a leftover from my birthday.
I wanted more than 1 stock because of risk management and diversification. Is something like Barrick Gold or Exxonmobil not worth it?

>> No.22384848

>>22384686
Yes, it's my assumption that there will be more conflicts with Biden and also the market may punish a Democrat victory.

>> No.22384869

>>22384622
>If Biden wins

>> No.22384900

>>22384789
Half my portfolio is already travel, although exposed to Spain and UK mostly, not the US

>> No.22384926

>>22384654
That is what I would say to most people too, but I like a bit of risk

>> No.22384943

>>22384848
financials will be happy w/ Democrat victory. there will be a spook from hedgefunds and retail but overall the market will be fine w/ Biden win.

Remember when everyone was terrified about Obama doing socialism and then there wasn't even a public option in Obamacare? Remember all the cries that Obama was going to destroy our country with communist woke values and none of that really happened? In fact as far as I remember all the woke bullshit happened under Trump. I think the worry that Biden will bring back affirmative action or racialized policies that favor AA just aren't going to materialize. He'll be a boring president, and will probably start some dumb war in South America to increase his prestige.

>> No.22384981

>>22384869
>>22384789
I have money on Red Alaska and pocket change on Pence as the next president, but I think that Trump victory is 60% at the moment, I think the market is pricing it at 45-50%

>> No.22384983

>>22384943
uh, netflix just put out a pedo film and zoomers think communism is perfect. i think obama did a good job of being a catalyst for the destruction of the US

>> No.22384994

>>22384943
Id love a South American war. Who though venezuela?

>> No.22385032

>>22382445
It's fucking happening. I told you guys. Now there is no one to blame for those bags but you. Gg

>> No.22385052

>>22384926
buy QQQ or TQQQ

>> No.22385057

>>22384266
i want her erect penis in my pooper

>> No.22385059

>S&P down
>Tesla up
Fuck this clown market

>> No.22385071

>>22384994
Cocaine fueled jungle spics are not going to be easy as goat fucking muslims...

>> No.22385091

>>22384390
I saw that anon too, I should've listened. Congrats.

>> No.22385100

>>22385059
the only clown here is you shorting the bottom 3 days too late lmao fucking idiot.

>> No.22385104

>>22384900
US based cruise lines and hotels. Covid will disappear the day after Bidens certain defeat and every pent up mom and then some will hop on a damn cruise ship or hit a resort.

>>2238498

>> No.22385112

>>22384994
I sincerely believe they'll start a war in Venezuela just to prove they aren't communists

>>22384983
the news isn't going to be in hysterics about race anyone if Biden wins. probably far less "woke" programming, more neutral garbage slop like Dr. House.
>zoomers think communism is perfect
Twitter is not real life, most zoomers lean libertarian (although no necessarily identifying w/ the ideology, they identify with libertarian values) and wish to be left alone. Zoomers hate the Republican culture war just as bad as Dem culture war. It's all cringe to them. Who gives a fuck about abortion or weed or gays. Just keep the market up, they all watch youtube and tiktok anyway.

>> No.22385129

>>22385032

Living in fear isn't living.

Besides, fortune favors the bold.

Excelsior!

>> No.22385135

>>22385071
the goal is regime change, they just have to control Caracas. After that, the jungle revolutionaries will be Juan Gaido's problem.

>> No.22385167

>>22385112
Based
>>22385135
Yeah what this guy said

>> No.22385171

>>22383725
When is this kike getting SEC'd? Remember his factually incorrect hit piece about WKHS that tanked the stock for a week?

>> No.22385190

>>22385059
MUSKED

>> No.22385199

>>22385112
>just to prove they aren't communists
as if that would so easily memory-hole their tacit support for Antifa violence

>> No.22385216
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22385216

oh no TQQQikes you thought it was over?

>> No.22385221

>>22384943
Your first mistake is believing that the joe pedo is a candidate. It's kamala "sucks dicks for clicks" harris who is running. The fact the DNC is unironically running the most transparent true-puppet as a candidate means they absolutely aren't going to do nothing, they have something planned. 100% they will forcefully undo everything "le drumpf" did. Of course, it's still true that the market will love the dems, there's no one as (i)rich as career democrats and, as they intend to keep it that way, they make sure the big guys (banks, large corps) get their share of free gibs.

>> No.22385227

>>22385171
That piece of shit is the reason I sold my horse and got shook out when I could've doubled my profit. I hate him so fucking much

>> No.22385231

How the fuck do you guys here about these stocks that 70% by 1 like STSA?!

>> No.22385243

>>22385199
if Biden wins literally no one will ever talk about or hear from antifa ever again. The whole movement is an astroturf to win the Dems/Media Elite the presidency they want.

>> No.22385260

>>22384301
Jokes on you. I got liquidated on my x5 gamble. No bags to hold.

>> No.22385271

To all the haters in the club, how does it feel panic selling Tesla? The day of the Musk is nigh. True brothers stick together like marshmallows and peanut butter.

>> No.22385287

>>22385221
Both parties are literally the same w/ economics aside from the Democrats who need a robust welfare system to keep black voters on the farm.
There are extremes on both sides (AOC the socialist, and Josh "Gold Standard" Hawley) but the only difference is the Biden presidency will be friendly to those who went to college.

>> No.22385299

>>22385243
>no one will ever talk about or hear from antifa ever again
They're not going to be able to put out the fire that started.

>> No.22385341

>>22385260
can u pls tell me what u did i wanna be a big baller gambler

>> No.22385343

>literally everything is red on investing.com except for gold and silver
Kek

>> No.22385346

Elon is our exemplar of the American dream. America is car country. There is no car company today more American then Tesla. True Americans buy Tesla.

>> No.22385349

First for fuck PDT protection. I timed perfectly a put expiring this weekend that I want to cash out on, but can't.

>> No.22385421

>>22385221
i'm not a Dem btw, just a capitalist market guy. Maybe you could call me a libertarian. but Kamala isn't an extremist, look at her voting record and her past. She's a run of the mill Dem. All her "extreme" stuff when it comes to race are either virtue signal votes in the Senate that never had a chance of passing, or virtue signal statements in the media to win the votes of college educated suburbanites who care about social justice or whatever garbage they're indoctrinating into people these days.
>>22385299
I'm leaning toward disagreeing but the answer is probably somewhere in the middle. Maybe you see a resurgence in 2024 when the main street economy hasn't rebounded and the Fed prints the dollar into 5% or higher inflation. Harris vs Hawley/Carlson/McCarthy would be a bloodbath

>> No.22385423

>>22385287
>Both parties are literally the same w/ economics aside from the Democrats who need a robust welfare system to keep black voters on the farm.
Yes, pretty much.

>the Biden presidency will be friendly to those who went to college.
Extremely doubtful. As usual, both sides say whatever to get elected, then do whatever to get maximum personal benefits before running away like the bandits they are.

I'll repeat myself: dems could have run literally anyone and have a far better chance to win than going biden. Hell, why not start by running harris since they clearly want her there (despite the fact every dem hates her guts)? There was always hilary, which, imo, would have had a slight edge vs trump this time around. Even yang was a fair bet.
The only reason I see to run biden is because he'll be an easier puppet to manipulate, but if that's the case, clearly they want something.

>> No.22385455

>>22385423
>The only reason I see to run biden is because he'll be an easier puppet to manipulate, but if that's the case, clearly they want something.
I agree with you 100% but where I disagree is about wanting "something" as if the something is anything other than just being in power again.

>> No.22385523
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22385523

>>22385271
>Tesla has an intrinsic value of $50. And this Assumes MASSIVE growth over the next 10 years. You might as well just buy some KODAK stock.

>> No.22385532
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22385532

Look familiar, GMErs?

>> No.22385548

>>22385421
I mean, they'll probably try. But going by history they're going to find out that it's not a simple on and off switch. They're going to reap what they sowed.

>> No.22385550

>>22385423
You live in La La Land.
Cash for Kamala dried up in an instant. And the DNC pulled a fast one so Biden could run to the front of the pack on Super Tuesday. Anyone but Bernie was the strategy.

>> No.22385553

who here
>shit 3 times or more a day?

>> No.22385564
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22385564

>>22385532
Looks like tesla.

>> No.22385570

>>22385532
A giant middle finger

>> No.22385579

>>22385553
please see a doctor

>> No.22385586

>>22385564
Dream on

>> No.22385588

buy SPOT

>> No.22385591

>>22385421
I never said harris is an extremist, I said harris sucks literal cocks. Dems see her as a race traitor who put more poor joggers who dindu nuffin behind bars than just about anyone (which, while of course bullshit, is hilarious, all things considered), which is why they don't like her. Other than that, she is known to have said joe was a pedo and 5 seconds later saying how great joe is and how glad she is to run with him, and so forth.

>>22385455
They had infinite extremely straightforward ways to get in power. In fact, it was extremely easy to pull before they chose biden, and after everyone was clear on biden being a non-runner, they still had a trivial way into straight victory with the vp runner. They blew both. They clearly don't want to merely be in power. Maybe they want to be in power permanently, though, or maybe to make trumps impossible in the future.

>> No.22385622
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22385622

It's an extremely slow news day.
Does anyone else feel nervous whenever this happens? Feels like any moment now some big news could drop and shake things up

>> No.22385624

>>22384279

we had this discussion yesterday and you got btfo

>> No.22385627

>>22385550
Are you a bot or do you just think stringing random words together will make a consistent post?

>> No.22385658
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22385658

i'm a Biden voter now

>> No.22385679

>>22385553
sometimes when I have adrenaline POOMPING in my blood from amphetamine
>>22385579
it's normal

>> No.22385711

>>22385341
I'm not a degenerate gambler. I lost 169.23$. That's a week's work the country I live in for a potential 1200$ had GME no shit itself in earnings and used this Q2 opportunity to not be retards. Honestly, after these results I would not put a single cent in a company with this management. I guess short interest makes sense - investors shorting GME for years have already understood no one is buying this crap as it bleeds to death.

>> No.22385736

>>22385622
News does very little to stock. Why? Because everyone has access to it.
If everyone has access to it, it means that you can predict what the response is, and if you predict the response you can play it. If you play it you remove the effect of the response. Or whatever convoluted system - the point is everyone knows so it's not leverage in the stock market, it's just news.

I mean unless it's SERIOUS news like elon died or something.

>> No.22385742

>>22385579
Its from all the drinking im fine

>> No.22385762

>>22385624
the only one who got btfo were the dividend retards. who couldn't even construct a dividend portfolio that beat SPY.

>> No.22385772
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22385772

Im lonely bros...

>> No.22385801

>>22385762
This.

>> No.22385810

>>22385271

I've never owned Tesla so I don't have to panic sell.
I'll buy in at 25 dollars.

>> No.22385825

>>22385736
it's the homestretch in the presidential election. last 60 days. usually things get volatile around now. something big could drop like Trump or Biden calling someone the n-word on camera, oppo research dump, terrorist attack, mass shooting at a protest where 20 people get killed and massive riots break out in every major city.
>like elon died or something.
hopefully some zoomer who bought the top doesn't try to assassinate him

>> No.22385844

>>22385772
masturbate to take the pain away, if youre still lonely after that then watch livestreamers all day so you feel like youre surrounded by people

>> No.22385855

>>22385553
I usually shit 3-5 times a day, all before noon

>> No.22385883

>>22385762

except they did but you ignored the evidence and went crying.
I can construct a divvy portfolio that beats SPY;
100% Investor.

Wow, that was easy.

>> No.22385909

Thoughts on buying BA or MSFT right now? Both seem to have dipped nicely.

>> No.22385920

>>22385844
telling a lonely guy to masturbate is the worst advice to give.
>>22385772
work out, call up your old friends, make connections with people again. you and you alone are responsible for your own misery, which means you also have the power to bring yourself out of misery. don't watch tv, read a book. go to the store and buy vegetables, learn how to cook them. a million things you can do to end the loneliness. just unironically bee yourself but better.

>> No.22385926

This is an obvious dead cat bounce. I'm selling all my TQQQ in 1 hour unless somebody can convince me otherwise.

>> No.22385932

>>22385855
>3-5 shits
>dub 5s
>dub or more shits
Based hemmeroid chad

>> No.22385938

>>22385772
Practice mindfulness meditation.

>> No.22385940
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>>22385844

I used to be a habitual coooomer but then I started taking 150 MG of Zoloft. Now I've achieved enlightenment.

I have no desire for sex, women, status symbols, inflated ego or hubris.

I just desire enough gainz to continue growing my kino collection and to keep donating at my local doggo rescue.

>> No.22385959

>>22385909
MSFT is a great buy right now. hold for a year and you'll be up 50%
I'd wait until after the election to buy financials but Trump/Jerome will ensure that it pumps before Nov 3

>> No.22385965

>>22385940
>I started buying a drug that fixed my consumerism
Kek.

>> No.22385971

>>22385883
>I can construct a divvy portfolio that beats SPY;
nope, they didn't show this. go ahead and do this right now. https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio

>> No.22385973

Let's play devils advocate. Biden wins the election. Whats your game plan

>> No.22385975

>>22385940
Sounds like them pills made you gay feller

>> No.22385999

>>22385973
Buy the flash crash, AAPL AMZN and GOOG all below $10

>> No.22386002

>>22385973

Same thing as always, he's only going to be a lame duck

>> No.22386009
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>>22383725
lmao

>> No.22386015

>>22385973
Everything will be Free™ anyway

>> No.22386018
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http://www.strawpoll.me/20918508

Get your votes in lads! What if SPY hits a circuit breakee 1 hour before close tomorrow (Friday). All the options are in general not necessarily for dealing with SPY shares.

>> No.22386025

>>22385973
Honestly I'm already behind schedule with my plan. I need a gun and a bug-out bag, and i need it yesterday.

>> No.22386028

>>22385971

I already gave you the portfolio;
it's 100% Investor ticker SE:INVE.B and it's been beating SPY over the last 20 year period. Have a good day.

>> No.22386033

>>22385973
Buy puts and DCA companies that would never duy

>> No.22386041

>>22385999
But the wealth tax will own you.
Just cash out and live off grid

>> No.22386043

>>22385532
I don't think we had limit up-limit down rules to kill momentum back then.

>> No.22386045

if you're going to take an anti-depressant take Wellbutrin.
it doesn't permanently alter your brain chemistry the way SSRIs like zoloft and prozac do. It doesn't kill your sex drive. it's a mild stimulant, gives you drive to get off your ass and do stuff.

>>22385973
we won't know who wins the election for a few weeks, so I'm buying the post-election panic.

>> No.22386070

>>22386018
>What if SPY hits a circuit breakee 1 hour before close tomorrow
I'm buying the fucking dip and you all should too, unless you hate money

>> No.22386090
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>>22385920
>telling a lonely guy to masturbate is the worst advice to give.
im mostly kidding about that one but i dont think masturbating is the root cause of problems people say it is so its not bad to do once a day

>>22385940
i refuse to use drugs to ever try to fix my major depressive disorder or schizoid personality disorder, reading books has helped me waaaay more than psychiatrist prescribed drugs have
>I have no desire for sex, women, status symbols, inflated ego or hubris.
if youre ok with being turned into an npc and thats acceptable for you thats fine, just make sure its what you want

>> No.22386094
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>> No.22386116

>>22385772
Which actress is this?

>> No.22386124

>>22386028
this isn't a fucking dividend chasing fund especially one that the mentally ill burgers here shill or are even able to buy

>> No.22386145

>>22386045
>we won't know who wins the election for a few weeks, so I'm buying the post-election panic.

so much this. i don't think the market has priced this highly likely possibility in yet

>> No.22386146

>>22386094
Thats what has me paranoid as well it is mimicing march very eerily

>> No.22386151

>>22386018
You can't buy or sell shares if circuit breakers hit anon, half of these answers aren't possible.

>> No.22386153

>>22386090
>i dont think masturbating is the root cause of problems people say it is
I agree and it's healthy if you do it every now and then. But most men combine masturbation with porn, which is bad for them imo.

>> No.22386164

>>22386090
The only time I ever took drugs was when I was in my absolute worst state and was just completely suicidal. I took antidepressants for about a month or two and absolutely hated how they felt. It felt like you couldn't feel extreme emotion at all, like happy, sad, mad, nothing. You were just a subdued version of yourself. Stopped taking it cold turkey and stopped going to the doctor and it was a good choice.

>> No.22386187
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22386187

GOOG looks alright, r-right?

>> No.22386196

>>22384279
Tried going on the website, this isnt free is it. <_< not pqying for this when i can just screenshot multiple charts and overlay them

>> No.22386212

>>22386164
lmao, and they say i'm off my meds.

>> No.22386216

>>22386196
yes it is you fuckface
and you can do this on fucking yahoo if you want
it doesn't fucking matter

>> No.22386220

QQQ CRASH ALREADY

>> No.22386228

>>22386146
Well then don't be so nervous since you recognized a pattern.
By the dip while it's bouncing, sell at the peak, then buy puts.

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>>22385772
then be not lonely, you dumbfuck

>> No.22386233

>>22386164
do i shit my pants on gme or wait til consoles

>> No.22386236

>>22384943
>Remember all the cries that Obama was going to destroy our country with communist woke values and none of that really happened?
uh....

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22386241

WHY IS MY MONEY GOING DOWN YOU SAID LINE GO UPPP AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22386246
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22386246

Well the 4 AMC 6.5 puts I sold are gonna get assigned for sure
Got $176 in premium, 9/18 premiums on AMC calls are looking like trash though

>> No.22386247

>>22385171
>When is this kike getting SEC'd?
He has been a number of times. The penalties for this stuff are light though. Disclaimers about forward looking information and "I/we are short..." disclosure allow them some leeway on editorial interpretation of the facts. Often they do overstep and the SEC rams it down their throats but they always bounce back up to do it again in a few months.

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22386256

Imagine buying this tech bubble when you could just $RIDE easy gains

>> No.22386266

>>22386236
That's the joke.

>> No.22386277

>>22386229
wtf is this? it looks like vicky 2, but like no it's different.

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>>22386229
ck3 reallly is the perfect coomer game for lonely people with good imaginations to pass hundreds of hours

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>>22385343
Airlines are green.

>> No.22386300

>>22386116
brooke shields
she looks like a man now (now Im even more sad)

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Oh god i just sprayed shit all over my toilet. The shits are getting more violent with each passing shit.

>> No.22386312

>>22386187
yeah I would buy GOOG here
I'm not, because I have plenty of stocks right now, but if I was looking to buy stocks here I'd buy some GOOG

>> No.22386318

>>22386220
QQQ runs out of time at 2:30pm today
will likely drop before that though

>> No.22386319

>>22386256
>don't buy tech
>posts a tech stock

>> No.22386323

$TLT

>> No.22386329
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22386329

Fuck Elon hes a cock sucking scam artist.

>> No.22386332

>>22386233
didnt mean to quote you lol

>> No.22386351

>>22386329
What the fuck are you going to do when those expire worthless tomorrow?

>> No.22386363

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VECDiRWuG6U&feature=youtu.be

HTBX ceo talking

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>>22386323

>> No.22386366

>>22386318
Good it's about fucking time, tomorrow red and I'm all set

>> No.22386370

Sell TSLA for UPRO yeah or no?

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If a crash happens will I be able to get my cash out of Robinhood in time before it defuncts

>> No.22386390
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22386390

>euro market closes at 2pm GMT
>play ck3
>forget to check the clock
>it's now 6pm GMT
>didn't pull out my leveraged ETFs in time
a-at least I've got my vidya

>> No.22386394

>>22385553
Stop eating taco bell

>> No.22386396

>>22386329
TSLA will pump in power hour, be patient retard. sell them off just before close.

>> No.22386401

>>22385940
Oh shit, it's the section 8 guy. How you holding in there, buddy? I used to live in Section 8 housing, really redpilled me on niggers

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>>22386329
oh cool! it's like we're passing each other on the road
*waves like a cool motorcycle dude*

>> No.22386403

>>22385059
Poetic justice for S&P not accepting TSLA. S&P will continue to tank to new lows as TSLA soars to the fucking moon.

>> No.22386413

Does the market dip on 9/11?

>> No.22386417
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22386417

Well fuck

>> No.22386424

>>22386384
move to SCHWAB my friend

>> No.22386425

>>22386329
If anyone was wondering why you shouldn't take advice from tripfags, here's your evidence.

>> No.22386432

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9fa_Ei9nHs

THANKS JOE

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>>22386417

>> No.22386450

>>22386417
>calls
The only calls you should be making are on SQQQ

>> No.22386457

Basado - AAPL drops so i can buy my cheapies! >:)

>> No.22386458
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>>22386319
>SPAC is tech
>car manufacturer is tech
imagine being this smoothbrain. stick to your tesla shares zoomer

>> No.22386459

>>22386402
>Up 70 fucking percent
>Doesn't sell
You motherfuckers are so greedy. Jesus Christ

>> No.22386469

>>22386401
If I ever had to consider section 8 housing, I would just flee to the country and work as a farm hand and sleep in the barn.

>> No.22386471
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22386471

>be CEO or something big in your company
>load up on puts
>get on TV and say how you and your company hate NIGGERS
would there be legal consequences?

>> No.22386472

>>22386396
If we keep crabbing today, and VIX keeps falling, a nice power hour pump would be pretty cozy

>> No.22386477

>>22386329
Lol your fault. Its going back up but not that fast

>> No.22386499

>>22386459
it's going up more tomorrow

>> No.22386502

>>22386471
Yes, insider trading

>> No.22386506

>>22386351
That's not something I'll need to worry about because they're going to be so deep in the money that like I'll basically be wondering where the fuck to put the extra shekels.

>> No.22386512

>>22386402
sell this shit wtf are you doing retard

>> No.22386513

>>22386471
the sec would have a field day with your asshole

>> No.22386516

>>22386471
That would be so based the stock would skyrocket and the puts would expire worthless.

>> No.22386521

> Trevor has appointed his brother, Travis, as “Director of Hydrogen Production/Infrastructure” to oversee this critical part of the business. Travis’s prior experience looks to have largely consisted of pouring concrete driveways and doing subcontractor work on home renovations in Hawaii.
Fourty keks

>> No.22386525

>>22383976
>that filename

>> No.22386529

>>22384279
you haven't earned any of that money until you sell. you are betting that the market grows indefinitely. on the other hand as soon as a dividend pays, you have now captured value from that investment

>> No.22386531

>>22386471
Rent free

>> No.22386537

>>22386425
he actually took advice from me in the last thread when I said TSLA was gonna close EOW at or above $420.

>> No.22386538

>52 OF 53 SENATE REPUBLICANS VOTED FOR COVID AID DEAL. REPUBLICAN RAND PAUL WAS ONLY GOP NO VOTE
Can a socialist just kill this fucker and bolster the republican goy party twice in one hit? No more Rand and socialist being blamed, make it happen

>> No.22386543

>>22386516
quite possible with all the nigger fatigue everyone is experiencing

>> No.22386545

>>22386471
SEC would be up your asshole

>> No.22386546

>>22386319
Lordstown motor is manufacturing dumb ass

>> No.22386554

>>22386471
yes, you'd get arrested for the sole reason you made such a retarded bet
always inverse niggers

>> No.22386559

>>22383976
kek

>> No.22386568

>>22386028
>not even american market
>1.58% forward yield, i.e. literally not a divvy ticker at all
>https://www.investorab.com/investors-media/shareholders/dividend-and-dividend-policy/
>SPY has 1.85% yield, literally higher
>SPY is literally more of a divvy ticker than this garbage

>> No.22386569

>>22386471
You would have to do it through an unconnected friend and pay him off

>> No.22386573

>>22386512
i'm holding it for the moon mission tomorrow

>> No.22386574

>>22386538
this bill didnt even have the 1200 check retard. And rand always vetoes extra spending if there isnt a plan to also cut spending

>> No.22386575

>>22386471
Not if you're the CEO of Racism

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22386576

>apple drops
>buy close calls
>sell new calls
>Grow my apple pile

>> No.22386579

Sold my first covvie call on JETS today, please be proud of me

>> No.22386583

>>22386516
kek

>> No.22386597

>>22386506
How are those XOM calls btw?

>> No.22386599

>>22386538
you do understand the guy is pretty based

>> No.22386608

Dave Portnoy is based

>> No.22386614

>>22386597
they're doing the opposite of my tsla calls.

>> No.22386637

What should I purchase

>> No.22386641

>>22386529
imagine being this shitbrained
hey, you can set up your bank/broker to automatically sell some stock and pretend it's a dividend and still beat "dividend" stocks
if you really need your monthly overdose of cheeseburgers

>> No.22386642
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22386642

new to investing. what are some good stocks to buy and forget about for like a year then sell?

>> No.22386644

>>22386537
Oh so you're just duping tripfags, never mind that's actually based.

>> No.22386646

>>22386417
It's over.

>> No.22386654

>>22386574
Where the fuck was he during the Cares act that bailed out corporations to the tune of trillions of dollars in bond collateral?

>> No.22386656
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>$TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT
>$TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT
>$TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT
>$TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT
>$TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT $TLT

>> No.22386658

>>22386646
I know :( bout to just sell them all at a loss

>> No.22386668

>>22386574
>>22386599
Nothing is based if the market doesn't skyrocket, I stand by my statement

>> No.22386672

>>22386608
he bleaches his asshole

>> No.22386675

>>22386529
I thank G-d every day that He didn't make me as clinically retarded as you.

>> No.22386677

Tusk sama i kneel i kneel

>> No.22386679

>>22386642
You don't sell stocks, retard. But put everything into QQQ, IVV, and SOXX if you want set it and forget it positions.

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>>22386642
nvda

>> No.22386694

>>22386574
The man tries so hard fighting for a doomed dollar. I salute him.

>> No.22386697

>>22386644
It's really funny. I'm an anon but anytime I post a retarded call, that tripfag buys a position and loses a bunch of money. I've done this three times to him now.

>> No.22386699
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22386699

>open a schwab account with at least 100k
>go all-in on SCHW, no other positions
>unlock the secret dividends

the stock market is really cool sometimes

>> No.22386704

>>22386637
sqqq

>> No.22386706

>>22386216
Just checked. Data seems incorrect though. If i dont reinvest dividends it says final balance is significantly low and doesnt include dividend gains. Did the math and account should be higher. A bit fincky desu gonna check out closer before i take it seriously

Also ur typing style is obvious ur that anon that gets butt blasted fast asf lmao

>> No.22386723

>>22386642
unironically QQQ (TQQ if brave) cheapies. only people that'd suggest otherwise bought at the top

>> No.22386734

>>22386672
who gives a shit lol. still based

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BTFD AND STOP BEING POOR

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>>22386699
Aware me on the secret dividends, brother

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Snibbity snab

>> No.22386765

>>22386706
the only thing i get buttblasted about are smoothbrains that watched cringy dividend youtube videos then come here to shill their collection of shit that can't even beat s&p500 thinking they're geniuses

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>>22386432
Every fucking time he opens his mouth, without fail, markets drop. Surely this is just a coincidence, right?

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22386770

Whats this tweets end game

>> No.22386773

>>22386699
>unlock the secret dividends
is this a meme or the truth? should i open a schwab account bros?

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>>22386704
this is the correct call
tomorrow is going to be big

>> No.22386782

Ahem, this is not a crab. We are actually dropping again.

>> No.22386783

9/11 RUG PULL TOMORROW

>> No.22386787

Fuck i wish my broker had more TSLA stocks to short.

>> No.22386788

>>22386723
>literally too dumb to get the ticker right
lmao

>> No.22386794

This volume is fucking anemic

>> No.22386798
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22386798

How do I cope with this

>> No.22386799

is it time to buy tsla 420 calls yet

>> No.22386801

13,500 share sell on the TSLA minute candle. lmao someone's trying to force a sell off

>>22386770
fucking his sisteer

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>>22386401

I use Section 8 Housing Vouchers. They can be used to rent condos, apartments, houses or trailers outside of Section 8 ghettos, senpai.

I'm doing well. It's my birthday on Sunday so my Mother and I are going to Rib Country and the local casino to play the penny slots.

Weather is beautiful here so I'm going trim the perimeter of my lawn.

>> No.22386807

Small caps have some fucking retard strength

>> No.22386814

>>22386798
ouch

buy SQQQ calls

>> No.22386819

>>22386783
Never forget

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>>22386778
This. Look at these beautiful delicious textbook bounces. Dayum!

>> No.22386822
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22386822

What is this pattern called?

>> No.22386825

How are those TSLA calls Baggie ?

>> No.22386827

>>22386798
by buying the fucking dip, pussy
>I use Section 8 Housing Vouchers.
that means living with drug dealers and gang members

>> No.22386828

>>22386783
Stocks go up on nine eleven because it's world trade day.

>> No.22386830

I am financially ruined.

>> No.22386834

>>22386794
Good, it's the beginning of the end for QQQ

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22386843

I've lost 1800 dollars since I started investing a few months ago

>> No.22386845

>>22386806
Looks comfy. How did you get vouchers to use wherever you want?

>> No.22386846
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TANKERBROS??????????????

>> No.22386850

>>22386822
This >>22386830

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>>22386471
>SEC investigate to appease the masses
>SEC finds CEO has no financial motive
> SEC finds CEO is legitimately a racist so nothing happens.
>Stock pumps faster than any PnD in history
>other CEOs do the same
>nigger pandering ends for 40 years then it starts over again

It will happen in our lifetime. Screenshot this

>> No.22386864

>>22386843
thats okay, ive lost about 20,000

>> No.22386867

>>22386843
how much is this in %?

>> No.22386873
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>>22386825
embarrassing.... absolutely fucking embarassing

>> No.22386876

My $AAL is actually up lol this is wonderful

>> No.22386877

>>22386798
Stop buying options and read up on the wheel strat
You'll get back what you lost bro

>> No.22386887

>>22386843
Lost that much in a day. It's cool.

>> No.22386892
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22386892

WE ARE THE AAPLMARINES AND WE ARE
>NOT
NOT
>NOT
NOT
FUCKING
SELLING

>> No.22386894

>>22386873
>21
what the fuck were you thinking

>> No.22386899

Bobo. Please. I'm done. Make it stop I can't do it anymore

>> No.22386902
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>>22386846
>stores oil on ships
>never knew that was an option

Rundown on sea cats, plz

>> No.22386907

>>22386873
The Baggie PUT continues to print money

>> No.22386908

>>22386873
just hold, 1 more hour until power hour

>> No.22386912

>>22386843
You have to buy when it's low stupid.

>> No.22386917

>>22386902
don't fucking touch tankers

>> No.22386927

>>22386538
His vote only matters if a single vote would change the outcome. They needed 60 yay votes to push it through in this session.

>> No.22386928

LCi $6 calls dirty fuckin cheap at .15 per been rallying all week easy money bros

>> No.22386929

>>22386846
I'aint geting on that ride again. Not gonna be retarded twice

>> No.22386932

>>22386902
there used to be a whole general thread for tanker stocks where everyone lost like 50% of their portfolio lol.
same w/ the penny stocks thread. tankers are a meme

>> No.22386933

>>22386894
Here's how it went down in case you were wondering.
>>22385046
>>22385062

>> No.22386934

what broker do you use

>> No.22386937

>>22386521
lmao

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>>22386843
that's it?

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>>22386892
Oh i'm selling all the time

>> No.22386956

>>22386902
Don't touch that shit, it's infinitely manipulated. Tankers were posting historical record profit numbers and contracts and their share price tanked, then they did 50 splits and it fell again. Then the bosses of the bigger companies pumped and dumped.
Anyway, tankers are used as storage of last resort, and the cost to store oil at sea is insanely high. Pipelines are used for storage before tankers. When tankers are used, you know shit's fucked.
That was the central component of the tanker bull thesis.

>> No.22386959

>>22386934
Schwab for my IRA
Robinhood for trading

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>>22386873
>9/11 EXPIRY
Why are you still holding this? It's gonna get decayed hard tomorrow

>> No.22386965

>>22386948
what did you do anon?

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>>22386845

You apply for Section 8 and once you're approved you tell them you'd like vouchers to use on a place you'll find on your own.

You find a private owner explain you have vouchers which is guaranteed rent from the government. Then they agree to have the property inspected by Section 8 to make sure it's up to code (it's free). Once it's approved, Section 8 pays 50% of the rent.

>> No.22386974

>>22386902
Magic exists

>> No.22386977

>>22386948
i don't believe this is real

>> No.22386979

>>22386873
>>22386933
lmao true if big

>> No.22386980

>>22386948
dude... did you really yolo like $200,000 in options and lost it all at once?

>> No.22386985

>>22386948
this is suicide tier

>> No.22386987

>>22386892
I want to buy, but at 110 or even better 100!

>> No.22386988

>>22386965
He took it off WSB

>> No.22386989

>>22386860
>buying puts on your own company right before screaming niggers
>no financial motives
You're so deluded it's just plain sad.

>> No.22386996

>>22386980
It’s some retard from reddit.

>> No.22386998

>>22386980
He stole that from WSB.

>> No.22387001

This is the time you buy the GME dip.

>> No.22387004

>>22386996
honestly surprised reddit didn't ban WSB

>> No.22387014

>>22386970
Interesting

>> No.22387017

>>22387001
lol

>> No.22387018

>>22386873
Are you gonna take a loss or wait until tomorrow?

>> No.22387022

>>22386873
Did yoy really just lose 1/10 of your stack on that shit dude lmao

>> No.22387026

>>22386948
lel, what did this guy do

>> No.22387028

So my spy 350$ 9/25 call isn't gonna print is it

>> No.22387031

SELL FUCKING SELL I FOMOED IN SELL THIS THING WILL FUCKING CRASH LIKE A FUCKING HINDENBURG

>> No.22387036

>>22387017
Wanna bet, faggot?

>> No.22387038

>>22386417
When did you buy these!?

>> No.22387042

>>22387018
he probably can't day trade and he just bought it today, so...

>> No.22387045

>>22386950
covered calls?

>> No.22387049

>>22383725
imagine investing in a company where the head guy cares more about the stock price than the products of said company

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>>22386948
>'E tied ze noose?
>Acteevate quantum immortality.

>> No.22387065

>>22387036
yes

>> No.22387073

>>22387018
losing was never an option

>> No.22387075
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PREPARE FOR A MASSIVE GREEN POWERHOUR
CHECK MY DIGITS FOR PROOF OF SOURCE

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>>22386843
It's ok, mate. Everyone's losing in their first months. That's how you learn. Don't listen to pajeets who say otherwise

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>>22386989
If the CEO has puts he would get eviscerated by the SEC, you dummy

Based CEO is banking on stock market to pump rather than dump.

Worked for Amazon after they basically called that nigger that wanted to organize walk out a retard that spoke ebonics.

Amazon pumped greener

>> No.22387081

>>22386970
nice saturn
looks comfy

>> No.22387087

>>22387045
naturally
>giving a shit about the total value of your apple pile on a particular day when it's feeding hundreds of dollars a week depending on your risk tolerance

>> No.22387088

>>22387065
Pick a trip so we can identify.

>> No.22387093
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>$SPY on clear downtrend now
>MACD reading overbought on the 3 month
holy shit it's really gonna dump. prepare your anuses

>> No.22387096

>>22387036
plz dont use that word, it is for naughty boys

>> No.22387098

>>22387004
I am too it's the only board that closely resembles 4chan's shitposting

>> No.22387100

>>22387078
thanks anon. i"m going to make a come back just you guys wait

>> No.22387104

>>22387088

>> No.22387113

>>22387093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWlHhYe-u0o

I saw this on cramer and not gonna lie i'm getting worried

>> No.22387115

>>22385564
>he's not on the waiting list for a teslatruck
look at this fag

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>200 SMA cross on the 50 EMA
>overbought

>> No.22387120

>my QQQ puts are going to expire worthless again before another huge dump
i LOVE this episode

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>>22387098
r/TheDelrayMisfits is still there for the non-cookie cutters.

>> No.22387140

NEW NEW NEW

>>22387131
>>22387131
>>22387131

>>22387131
>>22387131
>>22387131

>> No.22387149

>>22387120
>ever getting short-termed options
tardo

>> No.22387152

>>22387100
That's the spirit!

>> No.22387181

>>22386641
some anon posted this yesterday. Not sure if it would also beat or is comparable to div yielding

>sell puts on stocks you want to hold until you retire
>reach retirement age, sell ATM calls until all your shares are gone
>pull money out, retire

>> No.22387198

>>22385112
wtf are you talking about... BLM was founded under Obama, Affirmative Action was implemented under Obama, all the woke bullshit started under Obama...

Democrats realized that they can keep their oligarchy/ keep their wealth, if they use identity politics as a scapegoat. Create race and gender issues and the people don´t complain as much about the wealth gap

>> No.22387243

>>22385920
>don't watch tv, read a book

why is reading a book supposedly better than watching tv? assuming in both cases you're enjoying quality stuff, of course.

>> No.22387245

>>22387181
>pull money out
ngmi
>vs div
Literally everything is better than div.

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my apple leaps i bought at the top are
f i n a n c i a l l y
r u i n i n g
me

>> No.22387283

>>22387248
Just hold. They'll hit 0 for a while but just hold. That's probably options' greatest strength: a $0 option can't go any lower, but it sure as hell can go higher.

>> No.22387285

>>22385932
I only have diarrhea, no hemroids

>> No.22387321

Anyone else sell their QQQ?

>> No.22387383

>>22386654
>Where the fuck was he during the Cares act that bailed out corporations to the tune of trillions of dollars in bond collateral?
he voted against it didnt he? He only gets 1 vote..

>> No.22387412

>>22387285
im new to these threads is this a bullish or bearish indicator

>> No.22387555

>>22387049
Like any ev company, the stock is the product.

>> No.22387579

>>22384943
The NW is on fire. People have died. Now they are making arrests, and it turns out to be well known figures from the riots that set the fires. The left is literally trying to burn down the country. A vote for biden gives these people air under their wings. Psycho terrorist arsonists, cheered on by the dnc, with the subtle threat of “vote for us or there will be more of this”. Never pay the ransomer.

>> No.22387593

>>22386948
lol you are going to owe $500k to your broker when the market implodes

>> No.22387680

>>22384266
Anavar

>> No.22387763

>>22385243
> antifa is just a way for dems to win
> so if they win this way, antifa will never be used again
I don’t know, man...

>> No.22387794

>>22386948
Is this the guy who bought the 400k worth of slack calls?

>> No.22388006

>>22386822
K shaped recovery, unironically.

>> No.22388065

>>22388006
N shaped recovery