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I accidentally basically pocket dialed a purchase of over 8,000$ worth of a coin on Coinbase from my bank account. This was an overdraft purchase. I freaked out and immediately sold for USD and tried to send back to my bank but couldn’t and in a panic accidentally deposited an additional 8000.

So at this point it shows 16,000 in USD but I can’t withdrawal any of it back to my account. The funds showed up but my bank account only has a few K in it... I end up transferring all my 7000 USD to my bank account that night from my Coinbase Pro portfolio that night to be able to cover some of the mistake I made.

I call my bank account and they say they can block the payments but it would create a dispute with Coinbase so I was suggested to let the payments go through and be rejected and pay an overdraft fee. Fine. But now Coinbase said I owed them money Or they would garnish my crypto for it. I made the payment from my Coinbase USD wallet and now I have under 8k. However I cannot send the remainder of my USD back to my bank account and the 7k I had withdrew to my bank from CB pro the other night showed up in my statement but does not reflect my balance and I still only have a few k in my account.


Can somebody please explain what happened? I’m not sure if I was just robbed.... will I ever be able to transfer the remainder of my funds back to my bank account? It has been a full week since I received an email from Coinbase saying my USD is available to withdraw and it still says I have 0.00 available when I try to.... even tho it says I have over 7k in USD in my portfolio...

>> No.22377285

>>22377278
>Imagine using coinbase when they don't even have DMG listed
Gosh, I darn hate Coinbase

>> No.22377304

>>22377278
larp

>> No.22377311

go troll on >>>/b/ kid.
or I like the thread you did yesterday, the day before and so o, stupid spammer. And yes, NO FUN allowed

>> No.22377328

>>22377278
Why would someone repost this? Its not particularly funny or entertaining.

>> No.22377344

>>22377304
It’s not a larp. Fucking kys you pos... I have 7500 LOCKED in my Coinbase and this was all a massive mistake I made but I need my money back
>>22377311
Kill yourself ass hole..... I just want to know why I can’t send my money back since Coinbase support is utter shit and won’t explain it to me

>> No.22377359

>>22377328
Because I’m literally freaking out every day because I need my money back and every other time I’ve posted it it’s been called a larp.... and nobody has has a similar issue of their funds being unable to withdraw.... I just need help

>> No.22377379 [DELETED] 

Theres a 7 day day period between when you buy it and it becomes available for withdrawal. Its anti money laundering in combination with ACH limitations. Wait 7 days and the fallout will be over, and you can begin to fix the issue. You cannot move held funds until that wait period is over.

>> No.22377395 [DELETED] 

>>22377359

If you have 7k on coinbase, and you make a purchase of 7k, they will put your available balance of up to 7k on hold until the check clears. Because coinbase typically gives you access to the crypto right away, this is to protect coinbase in the event you are kite checking and trying to withdrawl the crypto while having insufficient balance

>> No.22377400

>>22377379
I have already waited 7 days....

>> No.22377417
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22377417

>>22377344
checked and kek'd
lol your bank doesn't seem to give a shit, how much is the OD fee?
and why don't you have a password on your shit dude?
hahahaha you're fine actually the money is all there you just shuffle fucked it real good

>> No.22377425

>>22377400

Oh so you are larping got it

>> No.22377428

>>22377278

Cool pasta Larp

>> No.22377434

>>22377417
37$ but they waived it for me...

>> No.22377443

>>22377434

Does it make you feel good to Post pasta for attention?

>> No.22377447

Use a pc next time, butter fingers

>> No.22377452

>>22377278
You still dropping this shit here? go post this on reddit or something

>> No.22377454

>>22377428
>>22377425
Literally why does everyone say this is a larp? Because I’m stressed and genuinely struggling with this coinbase support and want to ask about this stuff here? Fuck you, anons.. I don’t deserve this shit.... I made a mistake and am trying to fucking get my money back and it’s super stressful that wherever I ask here everyone calls me a larp. I tried posting on reddit Coinbase but I got my fucking post removed because “not enough karma”

>> No.22377466

>>22377454
You have posted this exact shit here before. Can you just admit it and leave?

>> No.22377467

>>22377443
It’s not a pasta. It’s me reposting it in hopes that somebody that isn’t an asshole can explain the locked funds to me....

>> No.22377471

>>22377454

stfu

>> No.22377475

Bait. I saw this same thread a few days ago.

>> No.22377477

>>22377278
Have you tried turning it off and on again? Works for me every time.

>> No.22377486

You've been called out multiple times and still LARPing, at what point does embarrassment kick in? Just delete the thread lmao

>> No.22377487

It has been over 2 weeks since I sold the coin I accidentally bought for USD, it has been over a week since I payed off the negative balance with the money I sent to my bank from CB pro, and it has been exactly a week since I got an email from CB saying my funds are available for withdraw (which I assume is just the USD from selling the coin 2 fucking weeks ago)

>> No.22377497

>>22377467
the 4channel coinbase representaive doesn't come on for another 2 hours

>> No.22377507

>>22377467

You are larping. Down to the ... after every post. We don’t give a fuck. Go to bed.

>> No.22377516

>>22377486
A genuine issue that hasn’t been resolved for 2 weeks, that I get removed when posted on Reddit IS NOT A LARP....


I even post different screenshots including emails and everything every time. Fucking hide the thread if you think it’s a larp.... I take a lot of time to clearly explain this whole mess and it’s so annoying that not even one person here has anything helpful to say

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22377520

>>22377477
checked, a fellow PNK holder Sirs?
is very much profit coin sirs!!

>> No.22377535

>>22377516

Post your butthole maybe that will get more attention

>> No.22377538

>>22377507
>>22377497

this

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22377546

>>22377507
I literally hope you get cancer and die slowly. You’re a genuinely shit person

I DO NOT DESERVE THIS KIND OF REACTION I HAVE NO WHERE ELSE TO FUCKING ASK ABOUT THIS PROBLEM!!!

Here’s fucking proof that I am emailing Coinbase TODAY about it

>> No.22377557

>>22377546

larp, 6 days is not 7 days

>> No.22377562

>>22377546

What The fuck dude it’s getting weird at this point. Just stop

>> No.22377568

>>22377557
It has been 6 days since they finally said they would review my account....

>> No.22377572

>>22377568

TAKE. YOUR. MEDS

>> No.22377575

>>22377546
Lol not cc'ing your states financial crime division.

>> No.22377591

>>22377562
NO I NEED MY MONEY I HAVE LITERALLY 300$ in my account


All I want is my money that is fucking mine to be back in my bank account so I can pay my overdue rent and other bills. This has been a nightmare experience for me and I post about it every other day here in hopes that at least one anon has gone through a similar accidental deposit and can speak to how long it actually takes to be able to send it back.... it literally seems like my money is fucking locked

>> No.22377602

>>22377591

Prove your rent is overdue. I fucking dare you. Post one shred of evidence that your life is really in jeopardy. Screencap your fucking bank statement. Anything. You stupid larping son of a bitch.

>> No.22377618

>>22377278
Shoulda bought Statera, homo.

>> No.22377627

This is getting quite cringeworthy now

>> No.22377722

>>22377627
It’s cringe that a proven Emergency I’ve been in for two weeks is written off as a larp


Literally what the fuck do I have to gain from larping with Coinbase support even?!

>> No.22377744

I’m so stressed about this that I want to commit suicide. I have no money and late bills from August since this accidental overdraft purchase happened over 2 weeks ago.... I just want my money back cause that’s all I have.... the money I sent from Coinbase pro was used to pay off the negative balance of the ltc purchase and now the money from me selling that has been sitting there, unable to move to my bank FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS

>> No.22377834

Bump. I actually believe OP is legit. Coinbase fucking sucks and does this to people a lot.

>> No.22377878

>>22377744
You are under investigation by the IRS. So Coinbase is withholding your funds.

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22377913

>>22377278
i bought a coin on uniswap paid $4k and it gave me a $2 value in return because liquidity was so shit slippage tolerance was at far over 99% probably over 9000%
wat do my monies are gone it even warned me beforehand i am brainlet

>> No.22377993

>>22377878
If anything, Coinbase should be investigated

>> No.22378032

>>22377744

You need to get support on the phone, and have them escalate until you are speaking to a manager. File a complaint with the better business bureau.

I find it extremely hard to believe you ass dialed 8000 thats a very specific number

>> No.22378035

>>22377834
Coinbase is completely legit, like any crypto finservice they have issues. Funny how I've been using them for 4 years and every issue I've had as been resolved quickly by english-speaking customer service staff. Whereas my bank here has pajeets in call centres and freezes my account without warning.

>> No.22378457

>>22377744
Just cash it out. If u ca t do that .ake a new account another exchange, get verified, send coins and cash out. How the fuck can you not figure this out on your own?

>> No.22378528

>>22378457
It says his balance is 0.0 when I try to! Did you even read? Wtf

>> No.22378587

>>22378528
It says 7591 available

>> No.22378614

>>22378457
File a dispute dude. Dont kys. It will get resolved. Love u.

>> No.22378794

>>22377278
Don't kys. Just get a friend or something, or go to a church get some help.

>> No.22378854

>>22377744
You will get a message saying your available balance has increased by 8000. Its normal for this to take a week but not more than that.

>> No.22378910

>>22377278
First thing you should have done is contact Coinbase

>> No.22378919

This is why you use transaction verification.

Expensive lesson, eh OP?

>> No.22378977

>>/biz/thread/S22016531

>> No.22378982

You're so poor your lifestyle is essentially indistinguishable from bankruptcy anyway. Just go bankrupt and discharge your debts

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22379113

>>22377304
its not a larp but it is a copypasta :)

>> No.22379292

i honestly cannot follow a damn bit of this. i've no clue what the hell you're doing op.
...hope that helps.

>> No.22379882

Third time I see someone “accidentally” buy some shit on coinbase. Literally kill your self or find a new hobby to make money. You will get bankrupted by kikes if you make mistakes like this you fucking idiot.

>> No.22380009

>>22379882
please try harder to not sound like a 12yo throwing a tantrum

>> No.22380071

>has 15k on bank account
>too much of an autist to get the money back
man why work when retards get so much welfare money

>> No.22380150

Reminder to everyone that money is the root of all evil. Just take a look at the mind fucking OP is getting worried over jewish paper notes.