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I was at my local Yoshinoya's the other day when I saw an incredibly skinny man wearing coke bottle glasses huddled in the corner by the restrooms. He was intensely focused on something in front him and it wasn't until I got closer I realized that he was playing with his chopsticks. He kept prying them apart and rearranging them on the edges of the table, occasionally muttering the odd phrase or two about "automated market makers". Bits of noodle and beef were dripping on his shirt from a half eaten beef bowl laid down nearby. I rushed home and immediately market sold all of my DEXG. I will never be duped by that man again. Just thinking about it makes me sick.

>> No.22368685

>>22368658
Wtf is a yoshinoyas. Stupid jap poster.

>> No.22368712

>>22368685
McDonalds of Rice bowls>>22368685

>> No.22368718

>>22368685
They weren't lying when they said boomers infested 4chan..

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>>22368685
>he's never had fast food in asia
ngmi

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>>22368658
Lmaooooooooooo YOSHINOYA POOR FAGS.
GO TO A FUCKEN NORMAL RESTAURANT YOU STUPID ENGLISH TEACHER.

>> No.22368748

>>22368723
>22368723
there's yoshinoya in the US retard

>> No.22368750

I was at my local Mc Donald's the other day when I saw an incredibly fat man wearing a plaid shirt huddled in the corner by the restrooms. He was intensely focused on something in front him and it wasn't until I got closer I realized that he was playing with his Big Mac. He kept prying them apart and rearranging them on the edges of the table, occasionally muttering the odd phrase or two about "the oracle problem". Bits of lettuce and mayo were dripping on his shirt from a half eaten big mac laid down nearby. I rushed home and immediately market sold all of my Link. I will never be duped by that man again. Just thinking about it makes me sick.

>> No.22368810

>>22368658
I had a similar experience with him at Tsinghua university but he was using usb drives like they were hot wheels on the kids carpet.

He was making AI noises and yelling about how smart hodlers don’t have to trade the bear market them themselves because he hired a nigerian to make his markets for him.

I asked if he was lost and he told me his goals are to destroy ethereum and hire Vitalik as his russian house made.

We ended up calling security to escort him out of the building and he kept yelling about an announcement of an announcement of an apology?

Thanks for letting me know to steer clear of this psychopath

>> No.22368852

>>22368810
Wow anon, sounds like a very traumatic experience. I am glad that we are both going to get away from this overeducated scam artist.

>> No.22368913

>>22368748
HA YOU EAT THAT SHIT IN THE US AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA SELL ALL YOUR SHIT COINS AND BACK TO YOUR WAGE CAGE MARVIN REPORTS DUE AT 7;00AM

>> No.22369018

>>22368852
>overeducated
You kno w he didn’t build any of that?
He farmed the work out to bancor

>> No.22369089

>>22368913
is any good?

>> No.22369392

where a people go?

>> No.22369989

>>22368685
Fuck off boomer