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When you were partying I studied THE BLADE.
When you were having premarital sex I mastered THE BLOCKCHAIN. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated INNER STRENGTH.

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

>> No.22355612

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

PS: Invest in bonk

>> No.22355614
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The digits

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>> No.22355667

>>22355566
Wft?
All I know is that Bonk is gonna be big!

>> No.22355683

>>22355657
a fellow katana fighter of truth, welcome.

>> No.22355699

You’re gonna overlook bonk again aren’t you anon kekkkkkk

>> No.22355715
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>> No.22355849

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.22355867

this is gonna be yougeeeee

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>>22355867

>> No.22355901

In all seriousness boyz, get in NFTs before it takes off, be early for one time in your fucking life.

Market cap: 550k

Holding like an absolute beast the BTC bleed. only way from here is up, when it catches on we go fuck each other behind the woods, but very nice woods, like behind a condo or something. Our condo.

>> No.22355911

Oh great a Macdonald’s coin, maybe I can buy a mcchicken

>> No.22356018

>>22355849
Old school pasta, fucking burgerland

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>>22355911
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.22356313

Scam from India

>> No.22356316

>>22356138
anon what the fuck is mcchicken sauce

>> No.22356325

>>22356313
Hahahahahahahaha

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>>22356316
it's good i promise

>> No.22356587

busted alternator? get a bag of BONK and buy a brand new lambo instead

>> No.22356596

>>22355566
The digits, praise kek. Bonk $100 end of year

>> No.22356636

>>22356313
How tf is this a scam from India? The team is on the website. The dev locked in the liquidity on a livestream. He’s probably the most pale person I’ve ever seen. Honestly seal, go outside dude.

>> No.22356667

>>22356587
Haha, the lads car broke down. Little does seal know he’ll never have to worry about that again

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Never forget

>> No.22356719

>>22356636
It's the usual jealous meridian pajeets

>> No.22356736

Do the needful

>> No.22356750

I legit love everything about BONK, steady updates natural growth.

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Bunker up with BONK

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I was into bonk before they were USA themed. The old logo was kind of commie

>> No.22356835

>>22356719
Oh shit! I remember this. The meridian holders were super pissed. The meridian army is too intense. I think it’s their team members using burner numbers on telegram pretending to be holders.

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>>22356750

>> No.22357195

>>22355891
THIS!!!!

>> No.22357215

>>22356694
Russian Scam

>> No.22357270

Russian elite psyop from India

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>>22357270

>> No.22358003

>>22357392
kek

>> No.22358123

>>22356596
I’m in!

>> No.22358272

>>22355612
i am ZIM! :)

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>>22355566
>>22355901
Holy shit I just got BONKpilled

>> No.22359375

>>22358929
The bonkpill runs deep