/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22327203]

What kind of home will you live in after you make it?

[Anonymous No.22327228]

>>22327203
name?

[Anonymous No.22327232]

>>22327203
That's....

[Anonymous No.22327245]

>>22327228
John

[Anonymous No.22327248]

>>22327232
not...

[Anonymous No.22327250]

>>22327203
How much RSR and Link for a man like that?

[Anonymous No.22327252]

>>22327203
secluded

[Anonymous No.22327255]

>>22327203
brehs

[Anonymous No.22327261]

An apartment off campus in China.
An apartment near an S.E.A city center during breaks between semesters.

[Anonymous No.22327278]

>>22327203
I would not be opposed to the idea of setting up residence between her voluptuous butt cheeks.

[Anonymous No.22327297]

>>22327245
John who, there are thousands of johns on instagram

[Anonymous No.22327302]

>>22327203

[Anonymous No.22327320]

>>22327203
a double wide trailer on 50 acres

[Anonymous No.22327325]

>>22327203
Secluded mountain home with a large workshop so I can dick around building cars and engines in my spare time.

[Anonymous No.22327334]

>>22327297
John John

[Anonymous No.22327398]

>>22327203
Another country in a super small, comfy, nice - but cheap due to size - house. The rest goes for living expenses and trips.

[Anonymous No.22327405]

>>22327232
a

[Anonymous No.22327448]

>>22327278
based

>>22327302
Does that place come with slaves?

[Anonymous No.22327453]

Small, secluded lakefront property in Colorado within an hour of Denver. Once i'm situated I'll build two smaller units, one will be a pottery studio the other will be a greenhouse for vegetables and dude weed. Not that it matters, since I'm never going to make it.

[Anonymous No.22327465]

>>22327203
Depends on how "make it", either a nice little 2 bed 1-1.5 bath in a suburb or a studio apt in a building I own.

[Anonymous No.22327474]

>>22327203
a girl like that wanted a relationship with me because she thought i was rich,
I ruined it by being honest and told her i was broke lmao

[Anonymous No.22327554]

>>22327474
I don't talk about money when with girls to see which ones I can get with just my looks and character. It's like a test for myself.

In my experience when I talk about money I also attract stupid shallow disloyal women.

[Anonymous No.22327566]

this is nice.

[Anonymous No.22327580]

>>22327203
sauce?

[Anonymous No.22327610]

>>22327566
I mow my own lawn so this photo with a massive lawn gives my anxiety.

I might hire Jose and Pedro to do the gardening by that point.

[Anonymous No.22327619]

I do not like the presence of other people

[Anonymous No.22327713]

>>22327619
this would be extremely comfy

[Anonymous No.22327715]

>>22327302
Got rekt by honest abe

[Anonymous No.22327741]

>>22327203
I'm moving to Japan to do my masters in software/systems engineering there, get a gf while at uni, don't have to worry about money anymore, will get a part time job simply to not feel useless there but I'll already have the money to back my life.

Then when elon starts selling private space tours I'll buy a ticket.

And lastly after accomplishing my two personal dreams, with money still generating from my investments I'll start an orphanage, it's always been my dream to take care of orphan children, I'll even let them get my surname if they don't get adopted.

I need to get enough money to do all that stuff though, I hope I will, I personally don't have any real needs for materialistic things I just want a loving wife and be able to take care of children, the only really selfish dream I have is being able to see space, but honestly commercial space travel in a few years will be relatively inexpensive.

[Anonymous No.22327834]

>>22327554
i dont either but she was impressed by my ross outfits and my beat up vintage firebird that i was fixing up because im too cheap to buy a new car.

rich girls are so dumb

[Anonymous No.22327842]

>>22327619
how does that house not get washed away by high tide? looks amazing though.

[Anonymous No.22327869]

>>22327842
its not built by americans

[Anonymous No.22327880]

>>22327203
too much muscle. fake tits. I'll pass but thanks.

do guys actually find jacked girls like this attractive? really? and the fake boobs?

[Anonymous No.22327909]

>>22327203

[Anonymous No.22327971]

something like this

[Anonymous No.22328079]

>>22327203
>What kind of home will you live in after you make it?
Honestly? Probably the same one I live in today.
Do some renovations, get some new electronics. I don't want a BIG house. I don't want to "entertain" guests. Just enough house for me and my cars and my stuff.

Maybe I'll fence in the yard and get a dog.

[Anonymous No.22328340]

>>22327203
With my current luck probably something like this

[Schloppy !ItbyRlKq1k No.22328449]

>>22327250
3.50

[Anonymous No.22328453]

This. My goal is to disappear. High end hotels when I need them but mostly this, and a gym membership to clean myself up when I need to.

[Anonymous No.22328473]

>>22327203
her home

[Anonymous No.22328508]

[Anonymous No.22328512]

>>22327453
For a dude that isn't going to make it, you sure picked an expensive state to find a lake in.

Colorado is a career pit stop to me. People that already made it are moving here. I'd like to be closer to the first made-it dude in town

[Anonymous No.22328559]

>>22327880
>too much muscle. fake tits. I'll pass but thanks.
>do guys actually find jacked girls like this attractive? really? and the fake boobs?

[Anonymous No.22328558]

>>22327566
Ah I see you're going for the "my ancestors owned slaves, but I at least kept the neat house" aesthetic

[Anonymous No.22328571]

>>22327405
YUGE

[Anonymous No.22328611]

This is why you lads wont make it.

Because you fantasise about 'making it' when youre all just lazy bastards not actually doing anuything.

Your idea of 'making it' is getting rich from sheer dumb luck (that ships sailed with crypto) and then retire and become a NEET. These types ofp eople will never be successful. Even if some obscure uncle dies and gives you his 100 million dollar fortune you still wouldnt be successful. Making it is a mindset. Gambling on lotto tickets does not make you a winner.

[Anonymous No.22328636]

>>22327880
>do guys actually find jacked girls like this attractive? really? and the fake boobs?

I'm with you on this. Someone out there is into it-and it might even be the majority-but I'm not finding the modifications these "top tier" thots are engaging in worth it.

We have to remember that these chicks are allegedly the top of the top and command top dollar. They might as well fit YOUR taste.

[Anonymous No.22328657]

>>22328508
This 100% and then something coastal when I’m older.

[Anonymous No.22328695]

>>22328340
kek, the dream

[Anonymous No.22328717]

>>22327203
I hate women so much

[Anonymous No.22328729]

>>22328611
>Actually thinks crypto has sailed
A lot of what you said is right, but you are very wrong here.

[Anonymous No.22328739]

>>22328611
Oddly enough, you added zero to the discussion-fleshing out none of the mindset you allude to.

"ships sailed with crypto" honestly deserves a screencap, when big finance is hiring heads of digital assets and more people are getting into the game than ever.

[Anonymous No.22328756]

>>22328729
Look guy, all these kids on /biz/ spending their 1000 dollar cheques their mom gave them at 18 isnt gunna get spun up to millions no matter how much they dream about it

[Anonymous No.22328787]

>>22327302
>>22327566
>>22327971

yall have some shitty taste in homes holy fuck, ngmi with that kinda taste god damn

[Anonymous No.22328801]

>>22328739
the peopl who win exorbitant amounts from crypto will not be the low to average IQ kids from biz wanting to 1000x their cash. Theyre neither thinking smart. They just want to become a retired NEET with less than 5 figures starting capital and gambling

[Anonymous No.22328827]

>>22328508
kek my friends live here, this is chicago

[Anonymous No.22328850]

A yurt on five acres sitting atop a bunker.

[Anonymous No.22328882]

>>22328787
only niggers blow their money on mansions
i want to live peacefully in my own forest away from the trash of the planet

[Anonymous No.22328916]

>>22327203

[Anonymous No.22328950]

>>22328801
>the peopl who win exorbitant amounts from crypto will not be the low to average IQ kids from biz wanting to 1000x their cash. Theyre neither thinking smart. They just want to become a retired NEET with less than 5 figures starting capital and gambling

Ok. This I can at least agree with.

Some of us here actually have starting capital and don't need to parlay 3+ 10 baggers just to make it to 100k.

[Anonymous No.22328975]

>>22327909

> no garage for your overpriced car.

[Anonymous No.22329102]

>>22328756
That literally happened with Bitcoin though? It happened before in the dotcom bubble and tech stocks, and it will happen again, and again after that. I get it, you need to believe in some sort of just-world scenario where hardworking people are the ones who get rewarded. The reality is that plenty of idiots make money from lucky high risk investments. To act like some people on /biz/ won't make it, or already haven't is ignorant. This is not to say that most people will stay poor.

[Anonymous No.22329147]

Seriously, just so I can hide my wealth and fuck with bitches.

[Anonymous No.22329191]

>>22328508

I like the high ceilings, but what a shitshow. Seems like a place for homeless bums to converge and shoot up.

[Anonymous No.22329200]

I don't think I'll ever want anything ridiculous or monstrous. I like some luxury, maybe a lot of land, but keeping it low key.

My yacht on the other hand will be a galleon.

[Anonymous No.22329326]

>>22327203
Small, innawoods
I just want enough to survive off of passive income and be a lazy asshole until I'm dead don't care about having lots of stuff while I'm still alive

[Anonymous No.22329416]

>>22328916
Based earthship anon - great principle but god damn some of the models they have out in Taos are ugly as fuck.

[Anonymous No.22329532]

>>22329200
Buying a boat is retarded. Buying a big boat that you have to hire crew for is extremely retarded. You should just become friends with other rich people who own such things.

[Anonymous No.22329548]

money cant buy taste: the thread

[Anonymous No.22329577]

Vacation home

[Anonymous No.22329627]

>>22329548
but money is pretty tasty

[Anonymous No.22329724]

>tfw will never have Italian citizenship
>tfw will never own a tuscan farmhouse
Oh, I hate this.

[Anonymous No.22329753]

>>22329724
Italy would be perfect if it weren't for all the Italians

[Anonymous No.22329755]

>>22329724
Fuck

[Anonymous No.22329781]

>>22329532

I really love the water. I'm going to have some kind of boat, probably a lake boat for less maintenance. I want to have a party for all of my friends and family on my boat desu.

[Anonymous No.22329809]

>>22327248
wo

[Anonymous No.22329810]

>>22329724
>>tfw will never have Italian citizenship
>>tfw will never own a tuscan farmhouse
>Oh, I hate this.

I'm actually receiving my Italian citizenship within the year. How much are these houses?

[Anonymous No.22329893]

>>22329781
>Lake
Get a pontoon boat if you really have to. Or be a chad and get a sailboat.

[Anonymous No.22329920]

>>22329810
How'd you go about getting citizenship?

[Anonymous No.22329987]

>>22329753
Eh, I'm half Italian, but live in northern Europe and whenever I've been to Italy, I have always like the people there who are more emotional or like more lively. Really good vibe, as long as you can get some peace and quiet in your home.

[Anonymous No.22329989]

>>22329102
Wtf is happening here, is he not black enough or something?

[Anonymous No.22330012]

>>22327619
What about electricity, reliable internet and other utilities?

[Anonymous No.22330036]

>>22327610
>I might hire Jose and Pedro to do the lawn

Enjoy not having your stripes straight and having the flowers hacked to hell

[Anonymous No.22330145]

>>22329987
I guess I've had a bad experience. My neighbors are Italian and they are very rude. They scream at each other day and night, play loud music early in the morning, and everyone hates them. My other neighbors got together and complained, and the Italians threatened to "sue everyone for racism" which isn't even something you can do.
I wish you the best, Italianon.

[Anonymous No.22330191]

>>22330145
They sound as bad as jews

[Anonymous No.22330202]

>>22330036
They're cheap as fuck though. I don't care. Better than staying out in the summer heat for 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.22330207]

>>22327203
imagine if one of her heels broke and she fell face first into the mirror and got her throat slit by the glass shards

[Anonymous No.22330220]

>>22330191
Actually most of my neighbors are jews (I live in a rich area) and they're fine, very quiet and friendly.

[Anonymous No.22330259]

>>22330191
While everyone here is aware that they are a scheming backstabbing people on a macro level, on a personal level (as neighbors) they're very polite and quiet.

[Anonymous No.22330279]

>>22327203
Hers

[Anonymous No.22330290]

>>22329987
>they are more emotional
>this is a good thing
chop of that dick already, we both know you want to be a female

[Anonymous No.22330709]

>>22330145
I'm guessing you live in USA. I think the Italians there might be a bit different. With Italia, there are different type of Italians from different regions. The worst kind are Italians from Napoli or at least so I've heard. The northern Italians seem to be the most sophisticated. My Italian half is from Emilia Romagna.
>>22330290
It's nice when you go to the beach bar and you have a friendly bartender or you go to the coffee shop and the workers there don't look like the want to commit suicide on the spot like in the northern european countries where everyone has this stoic look because they are tired of the 7 months of darkness. People in those Mediterranean countries even with their political problems live fairly well. They eat well, get sun, can go to a nice beach. Meanwhile I'm here freezing my ass off in the darkness.

[Anonymous No.22330762]

>>22328559
sorry broski, that ain't me. Im married with a hot as fuck wife. just always wondered why dudes want to bang muscular chicks.

maybe because they are actually gay and want to bang the closest thing to a dude without having to actually banging a real dude and deal with all that gay nonsense?

[Anonymous No.22330780]

[Anonymous No.22330797]

A "farm" in some fjord in Norway
yes I am Canadian
yes I am white

[Anonymous No.22330846]

>>22330780

[Anonymous No.22330953]

>>22328611

Already made half a billion with crypto, keep working hard please. I'll just employ my brain and take profit through mutually beneficial investment setups.

[Anonymous No.22330965]

>>22330846
kino library

[Anonymous No.22331112]

>>22327203
a coffin

[Anonymous No.22331154]

>>22327302
Utterly based

[Anonymous No.22331171]

>>22327203
A simple, humble, 3000ish sq/ft home made out of cinder blocks and I-beams in the middle of fuckoffville, nowheresland. Needs to have at least enough land that if I shoot and bury some stranger trespassing I don't have to bother the police with reporting it. Will include a pack of rotties and a 8' spiked fence around the main property. I hope satellite internet doesn't suck too much.

I'm getting close anon.

[Anonymous No.22331231]

>>22330780

[Anonymous No.22331237]

>>22328717
based
when will sloots get patrolled again

[Anonymous No.22331238]

A ted shed, with all my money going to buy deactivated surplus artillery pieces and then paying wagies to dig holes and fill sandbags instead of landscaping.

[Anonymous No.22331239]

>>22329102
What the fuck is happening here

[Anonymous No.22331258]

>>22331231
>>22330780
same?

[Anonymous No.22331309]

>>22331112
/r9k/ is at the end of the hall and to the left. This is /biz/.

[Anonymous No.22331482]

>>22328508
I remember Ghost.

[Anonymous No.22331611]

>>22327566
you know if you separate the garage and the main house, just have the background peaking through there, you could call it a village

[Anonymous No.22331756]

Prlly a 20' conex container the way today is going

[Anonymous No.22331995]

>>22327971
Needs a bigger, enclosed porch to enjoy the nature, even in the rain.
>>22328453
pic related
This looks like where I live now, mines just half the size.
>>22329577
How much would something like that cost? It is nice.
>>22329755
Unassuming but very comfy
>>22330846
not comfy

[Anonymous No.22332198]

>>22331995
How much would a kitted out travelling beast like that cost?

[Anonymous No.22332413]

>>22332198
Oh I have no idea, This is a modded vehicle. The vehicle itself is not expensive.

[Anonymous No.22332418]

>>22329102

this is utterly and completely awful to do to a young person and I pretty much want to slowly strangle each and every one of them to death.

[Anonymous No.22332564]

>>22327228
What you gonna do anyway, show her your Blockfolio screenshot?

Go to any gym, there's always a girl like that in every single gym. Also watch Todd V on Youtube, he will gives you good advice to get her without showing off your muslces or your money

[Anonymous No.22332687]

[Anonymous No.22332706]

>>22329102
i feel bad for the kid. All he wanted to do was to eat cake and have fun, i wish i could take his place and take his pain.

[Anonymous No.22332725]

>>22327203
A 4/4 on the river in New Braunfels. I'll float every day and have a massive garden.

[Anonymous No.22333262]

>>22329102
>>22329989
>>22331239
>>22332418
>>22332706
i have seen it posted before and some anon said that it some sort of tradition(maybe family or cultural?). he could of been talking shit. but yea its utterly retarded regardless the reason. should be reported to child services. poor kid

[Anonymous No.22333296]

>>22327619
Is that the cove from Porco Rosso

[Anonymous No.22333522]

>>22330846
> you will never have a library that requires stairs
Feels bad man. That said, lmao at that ceiling. It looks like vinyl wrapping.

[Anonymous No.22333544]

>>22327245
Hi John, I'm Dylan

[Anonymous No.22333581]

>>22327203
My parent's house. Why tf would I ever pay rent even if I made it? Dumbass

[Anonymous No.22333609]

Probably an apartment building I own. If I'm older and had a family I'd probably just get a cheap home in ohio.

[Anonymous No.22333635]

>>22333522
>It looks like vinyl wrapping.
Yeah, I noticed that after I posted the picture. Pretty confusing considering how expensive the place is.

[Anonymous No.22333789]

If I still have my virginity I'll be living here

[Anonymous No.22333866]

>>22333789
based hunchback

[Anonymous No.22333899]

deanobox

[Anonymous No.22333989]

>>22333789
it shall be safe forever in Castle Puritanica

[Anonymous No.22334079]

>ITT autistic fuckers

[Anonymous No.22334134]

>>22334079
That mansion is ugly

[Anonymous No.22334168]

>>22334079
dios mio...

[Anonymous No.22334203]

>>22333789
Terrified of ghosts desu

[Anonymous No.22334251]

[Anonymous No.22334360]

>>22327203
Simple 3 bedroom double brick (exposed) with a wood-fire stove, wrap around veranda and 100k litres of rainwater. Still have access to mains power but with solar power, battery and generator as backup, maybe a small wind turbine. Situated the side of a hill overlooking 3-4 acres of land where I can have a small flock of sheep, a dozen chickens and grow fruit trees. I am a simple man with simple wants.

[Anonymous No.22334451]

>>22327203
a 1000 sq ft home I build in the country on land that I buy. the process of building the house by hand will be me making it in both the literal and figurative manners

[Anonymous No.22334568]

>>22334451
I would love to be involved in hand building my own home the way my grandfather did, but I would be worried that the house would be left with flaws due to mistakes that an experienced builder wouldn't make. But I guess, if you have made it, you could hire the builder to oversee what your doing to help avoid that,

[Anonymous No.22334657]

>>22334568
Look up some videos about framing a house with wood- it's like a big lego set where you make the pieces yourself. I will be learning how to do these things in the time until I make it so that I can swing into action once I have a down payment ready to go.

Start with small projects. I'm making my mother a gliding patio chair soon when I have some time.

[Anonymous No.22334882]

>>22334657
I don't trust wooden houses. Too many bushfires in the region I want to live. I want a cottage made of brick, steel and concrete. Only decorative wood on the inside.

[Anonymous No.22335247]

>>22327203

[Anonymous No.22335417]

I will be building an off grid homestead compound for myself and close family and friends. Planning on using insulated concrete forms for extra stability and to help with energy efficiency. Mix between modern and classic ranch style, with a focus on directing views to the beautiful landscape and nature on the land I build.