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>check mailbox
>boomer walking dog
>HEY NEIGHBOR!
>HOT ONE OUT HERE HUH?
>heh.. yeah. pretty hot i guess.
>SUPPOSED TO BE 89 TOMORROW
>ok
>THEY CLOSED DOWN THE POOL YOU BELIEVE THAT?
>yeah its september i can believe that
>BULLSHIT IF YOU ASK ME ITS HOT AS HELL OUT HERE
>mkay
>YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE BUDDY

why do boomers do this? is there nothing more important to talk about? all this shit going on in the world and all they can talk about is the weather.

>> No.22323786

>>22323758
What do you want to talk about anon? Dicks? What are you a faggot?

>> No.22323797

Most people don't sperg out about politics and race wars to strangers.

>> No.22323822

>>22323758
You had to have a minor social interaction? How are you going to cope? I couldn’t imagine the pain you’re going through right now

>> No.22323825

Just a neutral subject nobody can get offended from. They like social contact, it's like exercising but with words or something. They are just wired like that.

>> No.22323830

>>22323758
It's called being friendly anon. I suggest you go out more and socialize with people in real life than spend your days chatting with cartoon frogs online.

>> No.22323832

>>22323758
He sounds nice, you are obnoxious

>> No.22323852

He sounds based. You’re just autistic

>> No.22323853

>>22323758
you are such a sperg you can't even understand the concept of small talk, holy shit, you're beyond hope for any sort of meaningful social interactions

>> No.22323854

>>22323758
I'm young since the nigpocalypse older neighbors been feeling me out making sure we're all on the same page when the nigs riot. We are. Sucks you have autism and get mental pain over random stupid small talk.

>> No.22323856

>>22323758
Safe neutral topic. Human connection without risk

>> No.22323877
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22323877

THE POOL SHOULD CLOSE ON SEPTEMBER 21ST BECAUSE THAT'S THE ACTUAL END OF SUMMER

SEPTEMBER 7TH IS TOO FUCKING EARLY EVERY SINGLE YEAR FOREVER AND EVER

>> No.22323887

>walking dog
>see a strange and skinny looking young man
>realize it’s my neighbor
>try to start a conversation, looks like he’s about to kill himself
>too depressed to even small talk
damn

>> No.22323889

>>22323758
Stop being an asshole and talk about the weather with him.

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>>22323758
>someone trying to make small talk with me in public?
>**autistic hissing**

>> No.22323897

>>22323758
>all this shit going on in the world and all they can talk about is the weather.

Would it be better if he started talking about black lives matter or critical race theory instead? lmao

>> No.22323903

>>22323786
>>22323797
>>22323822
>>22323825
>>22323830
>>22323832
>>22323852
>>22323853
>>22323854
>>22323856
>>22323877
OK boomer

>> No.22323925

>>22323903
:^)

>> No.22323932

>>22323758
So what you’re saying is that the pool is closed?

>> No.22323971

>>22323758
>check mailbox
>3 niggers next door on the stoop smoking blunts
>AYO MY NIGGA!
>YOU WANNA HIT THIS SHIT?
>heh...nah dude, bit too early for me
>AIGHT, WE GOT SOME HENNY N SHIET TOO BRUH, COME THRU
>actually i have a lot of work to do today guys
>WORD? NIGGA YOU HEARD THEY GOT TYRONE IN A DRIVE BY LAST NIGHT? SHIT CRAZY!!
>oh shit...was that the shots i heard?
>YEEEAA NIGGA, SHIT IS WILD OUT HERE MY G!
>fuck...yea for sure
>DEUCES MY NIGGA

Wanna trade OP?

>> No.22323984

>>22323903
He was testing how defiant you are with respect to a neutral topic (pool closing). Next conversation would have been more meaningful, but you’ll never experience that since you’ve identified yourself as a boot licking conformist.

>> No.22323988

>>22323903
The fact that you have autism makes everyone else a boomer?

>> No.22323991

>>22323971
unironically yes. i smoke a lot of weed

>> No.22324010

>>22323971
Based joggers

>> No.22324017

This thread is proof that /biz/ is dead. Look at all of these fucking normies defending small talk. Fuck off and leave me alone

>> No.22324029

>>22323971
based friendly drug sharing nigger neighbors

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22324045

>>22323758
you sound like a fuckwit sperg desu ne

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22324057

>>22323903
>HE DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY ASK ME ABOUT THE SHIT I READ ON R*DDIT

>> No.22324063

>>22323758
He wanted to put his peepee inside you

>> No.22324072

>>22324017
yup. just you and me buddy

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22324081

>This thread is proof that /biz/ is dead. Look at all of these fucking normies defending small talk. Fuck off and leave me alone

>> No.22324083

>>22323758
i bet if he was taking abt big black cocks youd be interested huh.
i bet if he was talking abt thick, veiny sudanese appendages entering tight lil boi pussy you'd be yapping back and forth all day long
is that what youd like OP? tell me mmmm

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22324087

>>22323903
>>22323991

>> No.22324097

>>22324017
/biz/ is on the cusp has never been full sperg.

>> No.22324103

>>22324087
back to /smg/ boomer

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22324135

>>22323758
Hot as fuck anon, wish the pool was open man.

>> No.22324138

>>22323786
Fpbp

>> No.22324141

>>22323758
Eric Berne – Games People Play
Read this book autistic nigger.

>> No.22324164

>>22324097
the difference between /biz/ and other boards is that biz has hope.

if you go to pol, r9k, b, fit, etc.. they don't have any hope
they're all just cynical fucks that constantly circle jerk about how shitty the world is and how it will always be shitty no matter what

here on biz we all believe we have a chance. not a chance to change the world, but a chance to change our own world. by becoming rich.
that hope sets us apart from all the other 4chan cesspools

>> No.22324174

>>22324017
Real autistic people rarely care about business/money, they'd rather be hyper obsessed with trains or stamps.

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>>22323758
Why would anyone have a important conversation with someone they don't know. For all that boomer knows you're some retarded communist antifa faggot who would start screeching racism if he said something that implied the implication of implying something you disagree with.

>> No.22324237

>>22323758
Simply put, It's not about talking. Function of small talk is to update and maintain your social net.

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22324275

>>22323758
>is a man
>doesnt engage with other men
op guarantteed to be a child molester

>> No.22324298

>muh arbitrary date

>> No.22324303

>>22323877
Pool's closed due to AIDS

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22324388

>>22324298
>lap o' junk

>> No.22324397

>>22324164
Not all you fucking faggot also /fit/ is a lot more hopeful then here. Whats makes /biz/ different or what use to make /biz/ different before newfags like you showed up was that we use money.

Money is life and we are actually risking it all here. It brings an intensity no other board will have.

>> No.22324445

>>22323758
Op is a fucking faggot.

>> No.22324472

>>22324397
>/fit/ is a lot more hopeful then here
Do you actually believe this? There's a dozen r9k and bait 1 sentence threads up all the time it's such a shite board.

>> No.22324487

>>22323758
It's a video game but the NPC's get aggressive if you don't answer them

>> No.22324491

>>22323758
kek

>> No.22324519

>>22323903
ascended

>> No.22324528

I can’t wait for that whole generation to just take the good ‘ol long dirt nap

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22324530

The world truly will, be overrun by robots in the future

>> No.22324542

>>22324397
>A place where body dysmorphic fags try to one up each other and nitpick their imperfections is one of the most hopeful boards
Ok

>> No.22324555

>>22323853
how do i become engaged in the small talk. i get the concept but my autism makes me end it as quickly as possible. its not even that im super uncomfortable or feel like an intellectual superior to normans, its just uninteresting to talk about something im not excited/passionate about so i cant seem to do it unless i really force myself

>> No.22324563

>>22323758
Its just an ICE breaker Anon. He is trying to be social. If you want to change the subject, you are free to do so. Sounds like you just acted antisocial, because you have nothing to say, and you wanted to get back inside to FAP some more.

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22324582

>>22324135
> Stares deadpan back at him
> Watch as he gets visibly nervous
> You move your face close to him
> Bead of sweat roles down his face
> You whisper in his ear:
"Pools Closed"

>> No.22324688

>>22324397
kek calling me a newfag. was on b before you had a drivers license faggot.
also spent 2 years on fit, now i only browse biz.

fit is 90% fagbaiting and 10% body shaming.

>> No.22324723

I thought I ended up on b, truly this board has gone to shit, pathetic mods not doing their job.

>> No.22324748

>>22324555
based trips

if you're starting the small talk, you pick on something non-controversial in the environment that you both know something marginal about (the weather, the game last night), and don't pick on something about the other person (like OMG your hair is shit)

You then remember that he is excited and passionate about something you are not. The art of small talk is letting him talk about it. At the end of which he goes and tell all his friends you're a great conversationalist when all you did was listen

Then when you need a favour, you hit him up. BANG friendship

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