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2232154 No.2232154 [Reply] [Original]

>daddy, why does uncle chad have a Lamborghini and you drive a corolla
Uncle chad got lucky with a crypto scam, he bought reddcoins
>daddy, why does Tyrone drive a Range Rover with chrome 24s and you don't?
That nigger got lucky with reddcoin too
>daddy, why didn't you buy reddcoin.
I make 2%a year from bonds sweetie, better safe than sorry, your mom cucked me and said not to wast money and invest in internet money. The bubble will burst soon
> daddy, uncle chad wants to take me out in his lambo. Can I go?

REEEEEEEEEE

TL;dr
Buy reddcoin

>> No.2232178

>>2232154
>Gramps why do we live in a trailer park?

>> No.2232183

>>2232154
Bought at 5, sold at over 90, have fun folks.
I'm done here.

>> No.2232185

>step-grandad why are you still a virgin?

>> No.2232187

>>2232183
You seem like a really patient guy

>> No.2232193

>>2232187
97 was the peak, it's going to get there again. For sure.

>> No.2232219

>Daaad, why our uncle only has 1 lambo and we have 6 private jets and 3 personal helicopters?
Because he was dumb enough to waste all of his money on something called Buttcoin
>Dad, can I tip my uncle some Reddcoins so he can buy some food for his cats?
Sure son. Give him 3 so he can also pay his 5000$ overdue bills
>Wow you are so rich dad!
I know son, I know..

>> No.2232236

>>2232154
>daddy, why do people keep falling for marketing schemes from crypo scams?
Because people are idiots and believe the world owes them a quick profit.

>> No.2232239

>>2232219
But daaad, I don't know his address to give him reddcoin
>it's easy son, just use any of his social media ids, no long complicated addresses involved,

>> No.2232242

>>2232236
>son, in this world there are winners and losers, what are you going to be?

>> No.2232261
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2232261

>Daddy, tyrone is taking me out on his speedboat that he bought with RDD, can I stay overnight?

>> No.2232283

>>2232261
Yes because Tyrone was smart enough to buy reddcoin.

>> No.2232957

>>2232154
ITT: Anons reveal their hidden daddy issues

>> No.2232969

>>2232154

Scam

>> No.2232973

>>2232154
>developer makes shitty bitcoin fork
>creates one update in like multiple years
>all it lets you do is tip reddcoin on reddit

Yup totally not a shitcoin

>> No.2233018

>tfw wife actually convinced me to put our life savings in ETH.
>I originally wanted to only put in $500

Feels good having a money hungry asian wife desu.

>> No.2233037

>>2233018
Why I've heard this sane story multiple times now? My azn gf is the opposite, always telling me to sell.

>> No.2233048

>>2233037
Most women don't understand it at all and think it's dumb internet money. She also keeps my weak hands from selling when I was most tempted.