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HOLY SHIT

>> No.22320173

Going to $50-$100

>> No.22320197
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22320197

> this is organic

>> No.22320202

>>22320131
Biggest bubble ever. Also, look at Trump's new threat to companies manufacturing in China. Tesla gonna get btfo for making that Chink plant.

>> No.22320232

>>22320197
go back

>> No.22320254

>>22320173
$25

>> No.22320291

>>22320131
My Muskies stay super skunky. 1000EOY

>> No.22320380

>>22320173
considering it hovered around the ~70-80 range for years, i'm thinking itll fall there

>> No.22320390

>>22320197
Triggered redditor hahah byeeeeee

>> No.22320437

>>22320131
Tesla cars kill people

>> No.22320471
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22320471

>>22320131
>HOLY SHIT

>> No.22320500

>>22320131
What is with these posts? That’s not really that crazy of a drop.

>> No.22320524

>>22320471
>cuck tsla holder

>> No.22320525

>>22320291
That doesn't even rhyme faggot.
Not gonna make it.

>> No.22320658

So why do you /smg/ fags invest in stocks again? Isn't this flash crash just like crypto?

>> No.22320702

You guys do realize they just 5:1 split right? This thing should be around $10

>> No.22320714

Ofcourse this aids has to ruin the entire market. Fuck this gay earth.

>> No.22320740

>>22320524
Literally the opposite how retarded are you

>> No.22320770

Needs to be zero and pink sheets

Tesla has never ever made a profit

>> No.22320897

>>22320131
Kek I focus only on crypto so I didn't know

>> No.22320939

>>22320173
Seems like a good call. Think it bounces before $150 though. Thing is if people are willing to buy into a stock at ATH, they are willing to sell at 50% down probably. This will just keep going down.

>> No.22320943
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22320943

>Needs to be zero and pink sheets
>Tesla has never ever made a profit

>> No.22320949

>>22320702
based retard pretending to be smart

>you guys

you have to go back

>> No.22320986

If you want a good laugh go check out Tesla investor club on Reddit.

>> No.22321009

>>22320949
>reddit spacing
???

>> No.22321014

>>22320943
That's the face of the average TSLA buyer

>> No.22321036
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22321036

TSLA is the ultimate s0iboy investement

>muh spacetravel
>muh clean energy
>muh AI

literally all of this is worthless gimmick for taking money off s0is, if only those idiots had a second to research underlying tech/patents or even economic viability/value proposition of what they are buying.

I hope everything this conman touched goes to zero, and ESPECIALLY paypal which is an example of a truly evil company

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22321057

>>22320197

Please consider kyssing yourself

>> No.22321068

>>22320380
Nah you’d have to give it some credit I’d say start averaging under $180 if you want this stock.

>> No.22321110

>>22321068
$180 is still as if the price is at $900 lmao that was the first bubble, there's no way there's support there. but there is 5+ years of support along 300-400

>> No.22321443

The funniest thing is the wall Street bets retards don't even buy Tesla shares, they buy call options so they don't have a 16% loss, they have a 100% loss

>> No.22321477

>>22320740
>tsla cuck detected

don't be upset

>> No.22322127

>>22321009
LOOK MOM I SAID IT, NOW THEY ALL KNOW I’M NOT A NEWFAG!!

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>> No.22322154

>>22322127
newfags can't triforce

>> No.22322645

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>> No.22322793

>>22320131
Fuck sOiboy musk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xtbRi3NBOh8

>> No.22322828

Eat shit teslacucks
:---D

>> No.22322855

>>22322127
>he doesn’t know how the seashells work

>> No.22322948

>>22320131
>P/E Ratio: close to 200 or above
>Small profit margin until recently
>OMG GUYS HOW CAN IT FALL SO MUCH
grow a brain please

>> No.22322995

>>22322948
>small profit margin
Sauce? Pretty sure they’ve never made money despite accounting tricks

>> No.22323008

>>22320943
Well with the type of energy it is, it doesnt pay for itself until years down the road. Itll cost you thousands for a solar setup and batteries. Eventually you earn back what you paid for. Expect a Tesla bull in 5 to 10 years.

>> No.22323046

>>22322995
Ah I thought they recently did make a small ammount of money, only read the headline and never looked deeper into it.

>> No.22323087

>>22323046
It’s possible but I think it was mostly accounting tricks. Suffice it to say they’re not fair valued, and won’t be until the bodies hit the floor. PT Barnum for the new millenium

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22323133

How is this at all a surprise? It's the same story. Every. Single. Time.

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22323154

>>22320131
>my “friend”/roommate unironically sperged the fuck out at me in a fit of rage because i semi-jokingly told everyone else who was hanging out to short tesla
I wonder how he’s feeling today

>> No.22323168

>>22323087
Not exactly accounting tricks. They did make actual money, just not on selling cars. They sell EV regulatory credits to other (non EV) carmakers.

>> No.22323229

>>22323168
Which is essentially transferring tax rebates around. Hardly real money tovarisch

>> No.22323277

>>22323133
This is the bear trap

>> No.22323417

>>22323154
Tesla fanboys are the weirdest mother fuckers on earth.

>> No.22323454

>>22320131
Are you really surprised anon.
They should literally be at 0.

>> No.22323502

>>22323417
He’s not even a tesla fanboy, he’s just an insanely jealous boomer stock autist who bought a whopping 200 LINK when it was 15 cents and sold it at like 2 dollars and thinks he’s a god damn genius but secretly seethes that I’ve made even a decent amount of money in crypto by not being a retard. He takes any FUD about the stock market as a direct insult to his rich boomer dad who makes most of his money off mutual bonds and shit, top fucking kek

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>>22320254
Even this is a high target for this company. Their earnings per share is 41 cents. Seriously, would you spend $350 for a company that makes 41 cents a year. Would you even spend $25 on such a company? What is wrong with people? For the price they are asking, tesla would need to grow by 40%, over the next 10 years, JUST TO GET YOUR MONEY BACK. You might as well just go all in on LINK.

>> No.22324235

>>22322127
sѹ

>> No.22324292

>>22323046
Their P/E is 900+
Absolutely rediculous.
Its been negative for 10 years. They are finally trying to make a profit, and this is the best they can do.

>> No.22324297

>>22324019
40% growth over the next 10 years doesn't seem a lot to me

>> No.22324442

>>22324297
40%/year for 10 years.
Not 40%/10 years.

This is ultra growth.
They have increased their book value by about 35%/year, so 40%/year is a streatch, and a gamble.