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22307411 No.22307411 [Reply] [Original]

How do you guys keep your seed words safe?

For me, I have 5 different plates with alternating sets of words on them. So you would need to be in control of at least 3 plates to get all 24 words. 3 plates are buried in various locations throughout my property, and 2 plates are kept in secure locations in neighboring states.

In addition to this, I have my seed phrase uploaded to my cloud drive secured with 2FA accessible only through my phone. Just in case I forgot the location of the plates.

>> No.22307445

>>22307411
really dude
I just have a sqruibble in my old notebook thats probably only legible to me but I memorized the phrase anyway

>> No.22307446

>>22307411
dude calm tf down lol

F A G G O T

>> No.22307455

>>22307411
Hack your cloud accounts and steal your phone, got it. Thanks.

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>>22307411
real niggas kno

>> No.22307494

>>22307411
>I have my seed phrase uploaded to my cloud drive secured with 2FA accessible only through my phone
ey whiteboi hand over the seed phrase

retard

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>tfw the government doesn't send glownigger hit squads to steal my seedphrase and just MitM attacks it instead

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>>22307411

Sneed

>> No.22307567

>>22307538
is that real???

>> No.22307640

For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time, I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonalds's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-Free!".

Now the staff greets me with "Hey, it's 3 for free!" and always give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant. I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush, but what a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.22307663

>>22307523
they can get mobile data from this inbred and find out where he put his retarded plates with a metal detector
and they'll manage even if they find only 16 words (2 plates)

you're not supposed to split the words you morons
make a multisig instead of splitting the words like neanderthals

>> No.22307722

>>22307411
nowhere, it's literally in my email in text form lol.

>> No.22307746

>>22307411
Linkie detected

>> No.22307751

>>22307567
Yes.

>> No.22307759

>>22307722
if your email isn't encrypted then a rogue employee can easily query and steal your keys

>> No.22307771

I keep mine safe by not detailing my security on an open web forum. Just do like most of us and engrave the seed on your daily driver steel buttplug. Use a Caesar Cypher if your paranoid a sex partner might try and study it instead of filling the now empty and awaiting hole. This is pretty basic stuff.

>> No.22307790

>>22307411
The hash of a whole paragraph in a popular book is the key for an AES container with my keys and mnemonic phrases.

That AES blob is on da cloud, on my PC, on a few usb sticks and a few other places.

>> No.22307797

>>22307567
frogs dont have fur

>> No.22307839

>>22307411
>OP Buries plates with seed words
>OP obsessively watches the holes to make sure nobody stoled his plates
>OP has $134 in a bank account because he doesn't trust the banks

Oh how much do you have in crypto OP?
>34 link buried in his mothers backyard

>> No.22308011

>>22307411
Kek, this is some lost city of Atlantis shit

>> No.22308064

>LABER
????

>> No.22308112

>>22307411
lol calm down schizo, nobody is trying that hard to get your memecoins.

>> No.22308290

>>22307411
>In addition to this, I have my seed phrase uploaded to my cloud drive secured with 2FA accessible only through my phone. Just in case I forgot the location of the plates.
This must be a LARP. But i'm not so sure, since many zoomers consider the cloud as more secure than offline storage.

>> No.22308440

>>22307411
>bought stainless steel plate
>can’t to punch the letters correctly and keep fucking up
how did you do it anon?

>> No.22308543

>>22308440
Jewelers hammer an an inch thick steel plate makes quick work. Use titanium if you like to whack it hard or a light touch on steel. It does not take much to deform them.

>> No.22308553

>>22307411
Keep em in my butt haha

>> No.22308561

I encrypt my seed phrase with AES256 and spew that file in as many places as possible.

>> No.22308581

>>22307411
Interior anal tattoo