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Gentlemen! Gather ‘round, grab a drink, and take a seat. I have some big news I need to announce.

>> No.22289273

Bully! Bully! Come now old chap don’t leave us all sitting upon our nuts out with it I say! I simply must hear this

>> No.22289279

*takes seat*

>> No.22289282

what ever is the occasion?

>> No.22289295

>>22289255
Not falling for it again. Everyone get out now.

>> No.22289308

wait is that a cup of piss you're toasting with?

>> No.22289313
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Montgomery, lets hear it

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>>22289295
Fret not, friend. I’m not here to rob you, or anyone, blind. I simply need to share some urgent information. But please, I’ll give you time to leave your linkies at home if you sense malice from me.

>> No.22289322

this other guy is also holding piss, what kind of country club is this?!

>> No.22289327

Wait, who's that guy standing by the door with a sack(

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>> No.22289367

I sure hope it's a stupendous proclamation advising us of a sharp downturn in BTC's price within the next 24h

>> No.22289381
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22289381

This is a robbery. Give me all your shorts.

>> No.22289422

Oh wait this champagne tastes salty

>> No.22289445

>>22289255
alright I'm in on this one since I should do the opposite of what biz does

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22289461

baby thirsty

>> No.22289465
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The big news is coming in 5 minutes. Take this time to freshen up, grab another drink, drop your linkies off at the Sergey-approved daycare down the street, or drop off a nice log in the lavatory.

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I'm early and don't have a fancy meme... this ought to be cringy enough... yes...
>go on

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>>22289465
I can wait.

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>>22289465
>drop off a nice log in the lavatory.
You have my attention friend.

JANNIE!!! Be a good chap and fetch me a glass. I'm staying for the big news

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I hope you have some good news about XRP!

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22289566

*ahem*
Well, gentlemen..
BLACK LIVES MATTER
1312
ANTIFA
LGBT
KILL ALL COPS
EAT THE RICH

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>>22289465

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>>22289566
You got a death wish, nigger?

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Ah, my apologies, friends! I’m just a bit tardy with the announcement, some janny started hassling me backstage about not leaving a mess in the bathroom! You know what I said to him? I said “Go get your shinebox you petulant little faggot, I stepped in my own shit on the way out of the bathroom!”

But seriously folks, let’s give these jannies a big hand! But clap slowly, because remember, THEY DO IT FOR FREE! Now onto the announcement...

Lately I’ve noticed an uptick in degeneracy on this board. I think we need to make it very clear to these freaks how we run things on this board. Ahem..

FUCK COOMPOSTERS
FUCK BBCPOSTERS
FUCK SIMPS
FUCK WHORES
FUCK PORNOGRAPHERS
FUCK KIKES
WHEN LINK HITS $10,000 DOLLARS THIS YEAR, WE WILL POOL OUR MONEY TO SLAUGHTER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THE STREETS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...
FUCK JANNIES FOR NOT CLEANING THEIR FILTH!!

That’s all for now, genlemen. Stay classy, and buy the dip.

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>>22289566
Well done chap!

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PLEASE do take your time sir.

>> No.22289611

>uniswap DX 0,00001$
https://uniswap.info/pair/0xec5e2ad1be849ba3c4105a250bc1a0433311fe60
>other exchanges DX 0,0019$
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/dxchain-token/

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>>22289602
based af sir

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>>22289602
BASED

>> No.22289644

>>22289602
based

>> No.22289655

>>22289602
thats why you're the boss, boss

>> No.22289692

>>22289602
Delightful

>> No.22289707

jannies can suck a dick

>> No.22289711

Jolly good! A much needed testament to todays current affairs.