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no one remembered my birthday
not a single soul

>> No.22284331

>>22284318
I did, happy birthday anon.

>> No.22284344

Happy Birthday, anon! We love you!
From your pals, /biz/bros.

>> No.22284354

sad birthday fag

>> No.22284363

>>22284318
>being such 12 y/o fag you care about the earths position relative to the sun when you were born
get a grip homo

>> No.22284364
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>>22284318

>> No.22284366

Stop being such a little bitch that the day you were born makes you sad. Seek help or stfu

>> No.22284370
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>>22284318
happy birthday

>> No.22284375

>>22284318
Jesus does. He his there for you.

>> No.22284377

You're under 30 clearly lol

>> No.22284387

Happy bday anon.

>> No.22284390

>>22284318
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Many profits to you today

>> No.22284394

>>22284318
>caring about your birthday
most of the time i remember my birthday from people messaging me "happy birthday". who the fuck gives a fuck about birthdays fucking grow the fuck up

>> No.22284398

>>22284318
If you don't invest in other people why should they invest in you

>> No.22284411

Happy birthday.

>> No.22284413

>>22284318
We will never let you down bro, happy birthday

>> No.22284419

>>22284318
Happy birthday

>> No.22284424

>>22284318
Happy birthday anon, I know I've never met you personally and the chances that we will meet are probably slim, but I would like to be your friend if even just in this thread.

>> No.22284427

happy birthday anon

>> No.22284431
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>>22284318
here, we baked a pajeet cake for ya anon

>> No.22284446
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22284446

>>22284318
it ok fren.
nobody remembers my birthdays either.
let's make fun of canadians, and post dogs.

if you have a nice pooch, you can breed the pooch, and sell the puppies for cash.
then buy chainlink..

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>>22284318
Happy birthday. My birthday was a few days ago and nobody remembered it. It's okay. I grew up alone so I have social phobia and get depressed when I'm surrounded by people. We will make it and get some asian girlfriend who doesn't mind autist men.

We are all frens in biz

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22284468

>>22284318
ngmi

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22284481

Thanks, /biz/bros
I love you all

>> No.22284498

>>22284318
you didn't give anyone a reason to remember it.

>> No.22284506

>>22284318
Stop being a faggot. Only women and children care about birthdays.

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>>22284318

>> No.22284527

>>22284318
>knows 3 people
>complains about NO ONE remembering his birthday

>> No.22284535

>>22284318
Fuck you and your stupid ass birthday faggot

>> No.22284554

>>22284331
Fpbp. Gz on ding

>> No.22284581

>>22284526
unironically wholesome - thank you lad

>> No.22284595

>>22284318
im happy for u anon <3 now time to go allin my overpriced shitcoin so i can dump on you and stop wagecucking at the cost of your financial explotaitation <333

>> No.22284597

>>22284526
Based

>> No.22284609

>>22284398
Yah exactly how many birthdays did you remember to send out

>> No.22284611

>>22284318
Jesus loves you

>> No.22284625

I don't even remember my own birthday, much less anyone else's

>> No.22284628
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>>22284609
my wall on facebook is always full of happy birthdays but i never send it back to anyone. i feel like wishing happy birthday to someone without actually genuinely caring about them is wrong
and i care about no one

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>>22284481
Love you too bro

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>>22284526
Comfy and wholesome-pilled. I'm gonna be honest bros I don't even want to make it if it means leaving

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>>22284628
my facebook was deleted for saying the n word. do you think my extended family notices i don't have one on my birthdays?

>> No.22284669

>>22284628
o there was 1 person i wished happy bday to this year

>> No.22284676

>>22284526
imagine having feelings lmao
>>22284625
this, finally a sane person

fuck everyone in this board specially the "frens" fags. fuck all of you cunts

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22284686

Happy birthday

>> No.22284700

>>22284318
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!

>> No.22284704

>>22284676
u need to find ur heart dude you'll really lose out and not make the most of this life if you won't and die a miserable death even if you make billions.
you're a man not a machine no matter how much you try to deny it.

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>>22284676

>> No.22284735

fg i gought trufas in amsteram i dont ebven know the name in engkish happy birthday anonbnn

>> No.22284749

>>22284318
what are you a woman or a child

>> No.22284784
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>>22284704
THE ONLY THING I LIVE FOR IS WATCHING DAGESTANI MUZZIES GET HEEMED LIKE MY BOY MICHEL PEREIRA DID YESTERDAY. THAT IS THE SOURCE OF JOY FROM LIFE

>> No.22284796

Happy birthday. You're here forever. Based comfy thread.

>> No.22284804

>>22284318
Fuck them. They never cared anyway. Get rich and disregard them entirely. Also happy birthday.

>> No.22284822

Hi Fren. We haven’t met but happy birthday. Also, I would hug you to let you know that you are not alone.

>> No.22284830

>>22284526
Comfy af. Good on ya, anon.

>> No.22284894

>>22284446
...wtf?!?!

>> No.22284919

>>22284318
Happy birthday you're gonna make it

>> No.22284939

>>22284318
happy the birthday sir
buy the Kleros

>> No.22284955

>>22284318
Happy B-Day fren!

>> No.22285015

>>22284318
What are you, 5? What grown man cares about their birthday?

>> No.22285033

>>22284318
Happy birthday anon. I hope you find peace and better yourself however you see fit.

>> No.22285055

>>22284318
happy birthday anon!

>> No.22285094

>>22284526
What a gift. Cheers to anon!

>> No.22285254

>>22284318
Happy Birthday Anon. The sooner you realize no one gives a fuck about you, or anyone but themselves. The better off you will be. Remember this when you make it. Enjoy your special day fren

>> No.22285291

Happy birthday anon, I really know how you feel.

>> No.22285312

>>22284318
We remembered your birthday.

Now give me some cake and get some DMG on your way out.

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>>22284318
Happy birthday fren

>> No.22285346

>>22284318

Happy birthday anon, I'm sorry to hear no one remembered.

When you're an adult or you don't use social media that loudly tells all your friends that it's your birthday, you can't expect that anyone outside of family or girlfriend will remember or plan something for you. It's nice when they do say something and even throw a party or dinner, but it's not something you can realistically expect even from good friends, so you have remind yourself of that before you get bummed about no one remembering. Adults have busy lives. they dont have the time or energy to keep diligent track of everyone's birthday, let alone to make sure they're planning a banging party while having a job or school or their any of the chores in their lives. At worst it's outright narcissistic to expect that other working adults are counting down the days on their calendar til the night of your birthday for which they're all planning a big party.

It sucks to have it forgotten, and it feels lame to have to conspicuously remind someone that it's your birthday or else drop subtle hints, so the best thing most people do to avoid both is just to plan and host a party/dinner themselves and invite all their friends. It's ideal because you get to ensure you have people celebrating with you and wishing you happy birthday rather than maybe forgetting, and rather than seeming like you're awkwardly reminding people it's your birthday so they say or plan something, it appears more like a generous gesture where you wanted to bring everyone together to celebrate with you. Some of my friends if they have money often host their birthday that was while treating everyone to drinks or dinner, which is great because it also says that your ideal way to celebrate is just to give generously to all the friends you appreciate having.

>> No.22285349

Are you a 7 year old, OP?

>> No.22285444

>>22284318
You're finally a man. Now make the most of it. Treat yourself to something small and dignified and keep it hidden from anyone else. Either an extra rep at the gym, an expensive cigar you've had your eyes on, a pair of shoes.
That's what it means to be a man. You were born alone and you will die alone. No matter if you have a faithful wife or loving children: no one is in there with you and every birthday should be a reminder of this.
You're still alive.
You still have things to get done.
You can still feel.
When you're young you take these things for granted.
Youth is wasted on the young.

>> No.22285615

It would not be a surprise birthday if we remembered on time. Surprise fren! Happy Birthday!
Now please post pics of your Mom in birthday suit.

>> No.22285668

>>22284784
2nd

>> No.22285760

Happy birthday matey :)

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>>22284318
Happy birthday anon
>this will be me in a month

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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22285842

>that feel when you forget your own birthday until a few days after
>that feel when you forget your middle name for a while then finally remember it

>> No.22286003

>>22284318
Happy birthday, fren!

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>>22284318
Happy birthday, fren. Don't feel too bad because no one texted me on my birthday too.
Have a special birthday and I will pray for you tonight fren!