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22280756 No.22280756[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>be sexual energy, sexual healing, life force, love, recharging of soul and mind
>be neccessary and important to happiness
>get none of it

Hell yeah dude

>> No.22280763

Shit I thought this was /x/ my bad guys

>> No.22280810

this is made up retard shit. only real thing in this world is money, kid. get used to it

>> No.22280866

>>22280756
>>22280763

You're from x? How could one profit from this?

>> No.22280887

>>22280866
Be the girl in the pic

>> No.22280902

bullshit. ejaculation drains your energy. women are literal vampires. this fucking idea is made up by women, who want to convince you to give up your valuable and nutritious semen to them.

>> No.22280911

>>22280756
how do I profit off of new age schizo women?

>> No.22280922

>>22280810
>>22280902
lmfao

seeth harder

>> No.22280932
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>>22280810
such lies
I'm so happy to have been married to my wife this year
it was the best decision we've made

>> No.22280940

>>22280911
sell crystals

>> No.22280963

>>22280902
fluoride in the water I tell you!
fucking commies

>> No.22280964

>>22280756
>muh energy

schizo

>> No.22280986

>>22280964

western medicine is the antichrist

>> No.22280991

>>22280932
Oh anon...

Get back to me in 10 years with how your happy marriage is going

>> No.22280997

>>22280932
does she know about your Chainlink 42? At which point did you tell her? What was her response?

>> No.22281005

>>22280922
>seeth

>> No.22281007

>>22280756
t. brainlet coomer
imagine not being able to find other ways to be happy
>>22280932
you're a simpleton

>> No.22281036

>>22280756
"everything is about sex. except sex. sex is about power."

-oscar wilde

now throw out all your occult, new agey books and start lifting.

>> No.22281046

>>22280986
Western medicine and energy-fags are all retarded. Just be healthy nigga.

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>>22280997
>does she know about your Chainlink 42?
I made her take out a $10,000 loan last summer before the google and coinbase pumps
she trusted the plan and we're both succeeding together
also got her some linkpool shares

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>>22280991
my father and mother have a great 30+ year marriage
it wasn't always easy but their lives wouldn't be as good now if they had decided not to stay together
I feel like a lot of people come from broken homes where their parents had bad divorces so they have a warped template in their mind of what a marriage is

>> No.22281104

>>22281007
>Love and companionship is for coomers
>Imagine not being able to be happy when deprived of biological needs
>dumb hobby happiness = being one with your spouse happiness
You're a simpleton
>>22281036
>"everything is about sex. except sex. sex is about power."
>-sodomite
Yeah opinion discarded lmao

>> No.22281118

>>22280756
Is that man black? PLEASE tell me he is black

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>>22281067
>He trusted the plan

>> No.22281126

My ugly friends can get laid, my poor friends can get laid, my short friends can get laid, my sociopathic friends can get laid, and my stupid friends can get laid. I am an absolute autist but I have slept with close on 70 women in the 10 years i've been sexually active and i'm married to the one that took my virginity.

There isn't a reason that you haven't found a relationship or a partner other than you. Deconstruct yourself and find the thing(s) that repel prospective mates and then fix or change those things. If that is too hard then fucking mimic people that you know are successful and just put on a facade until it becomes part of you

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>>22280997
she's been on this 42 journey with me and has become closer to God as a result
she's seen things in real life that confirmed it and we're very glad to be together
she nursed me back after a failed engagement previously where I called off the wedding after my ex-fiance and her family insisted I was wrong for wanting to have a church ceremony

>> No.22281163

Sex is a sin and an abomination. Sexuality is a manifestation of physicality in the mind which is itself Lucifer's distortion of reality.

>> No.22281167

>>22281067
i wish I would have done that
Instead I was a poor student and now olny have 4500 LINK
Fucking feels bad

>> No.22281178

How do I short mental illness, /biz/?

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>>22281007
>you're a simpleton
you're entitled to your opinion about my life but you don't know my life

>> No.22281201

>>22281144
>Tax payer dollars to make a green lump

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>>22281125
>He trusted the plan
take the call Cramer

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JANNIES DELETRE THIS THREAD NOWW!!!!
I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED I'M LIVING AN INCOMPLETE EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!1

>> No.22281235

>>22280756
I feel your pain OP. It's like the whole goddamn world is having a big orgy and we're not allowed to join in for essentially no reason. These people who preach to us about love and acceptance ironically don't accept us. They made my life a depressed isolation that never ends. But Hell currently opening up for them, and we get to escape it.

>> No.22281234

>>22280963
Flouride is actually bad though.

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>>22280756
brehs.....

>> No.22281256

>>22281235
Start lifting and the confidence will follow. Even if your face is busted, get shredded and get some money and you'll make it.

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>>22281201
if you think that presentation was actually about (((covid))) mountain then I have a bridge on the moon to sell you

>> No.22281263

>>22281104
>muh biological needs!
yeah thats why youre a simpleton animal without any control of his own emotions. imagine needing anyone else but yourself to be happy

>> No.22281271

>>22281126
>slept with close on 70 women in the 10 years [...] and married to the one that took my virginity.
is that supposed to incite anyone's jealousy? absolutely disgusting honestly and ngmi

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>>22281256
it does wonders for your mindset and hormones
men need to be developing ways of boosting their testosterone and diet/exercise are a great way of doing it

>> No.22281305

>be biz mods
>be absolute jokes
>have obvious preferences
>never consistent
>like to make specific people mad at the cost of board quality
>dont get love but post about it
:^]]] what a bunch of cunts

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>>22281263
>imagine needing anyone else but yourself to be happy
ask yourself why God made creation if He is a perfect being who doesn't need anyone?
God wanted to share in His perfection that's why He made creation
having children is suitable only in a marriage between a husband and a wife

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>>22281293
Hey fuckface, I used link profits to buy a new roof.

>> No.22281353

>>22281263
You're an absolute retard if you think you can just wish biology away. Have fun suffering and being delusional.

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>>22281167
>now olny have 4500 LINK
we're so early man, I wouldn't sweat it
zoom out your mind in time, there's only 220,000 addresses holding chainlink
look up the prices for btc and eth when they had the same comparable amount of addresses

>> No.22281395

>>22281353
It’s called transmutation, stupid. The energy needs another outlet like a creative pursuit via physical training or the arts.

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22281398

Goodbye Biz, thanks for the dialogue

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>>22281346
>I used link profits to buy a new roof.
hey fuckface, glad to hear you have a roof over your head
sell some more so you have a pot to piss in as well

>> No.22281414

>>22281256
I'm pretty fit and rich, but I'm also 29 and I'm so fucking mad at this point. I don't really want their empty love or acceptance anymore, I want them to suffer like they made me.

>> No.22281419

>>22281398

is this real

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>>22280932
That's it, you faggots did it again. You summoned the final schizo boss and he's gonna post retarded psyop shill facts for long, long hours.

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>>22281414
it's called "red pill rage"
I still have my moments every now and then and I'm happily married
I use my anger to make money and succeed in business and work out
it helps
also sex is a great way for me to calm down and relax

>> No.22281468

BUILT FOR BBC

>> No.22281472

>>22280756
It isn't something you get from someone else. It's something you already have. Another person can remind you of what you already have, that's all.

>> No.22281475

>>22281256
This guy knows. As you get stronger your mind changes.

>> No.22281478

>>22281397
You just put out enough information for me to find you. Prepare to die on 9/19.

>> No.22281494

>>22281472

Energy is give and take. Don't comment on it if you don't know anything about it.

>> No.22281497

>>22281353
>i cant do it
>therefore no one else can
you just have the mind of a fucking simpleton thats all. i've tired everything available and to me learning a game and trying to study it to perfection and compete to be the best is much more satisfying that having a gf. my longest relationship was like 2 months, i couldnt do more than that. call me weird call me whatever you want, but its a fact for some people. youre just a coombrain simp

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>>22281452
*how dare you*

>> No.22281519

>>22281497

That's not changing your biological needs, it's recognizing your unique biological needs. How fucking stupid can you get?

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>>22281478
>Prepare to die on 9/19.
>>22281395
>The energy needs another outlet like a creative pursuit via physical training or the arts.
must be another one of your (((creative))) pursuits
I can see your blue balls glowing from here nerd

>> No.22281556

>>22280902
Unironically redpilled. The top state is having lots of sex (male-female) but only ejaculating sparingly and not in every session, working towards increasing the number of sessions between ejaculation more and more. You will not only be a sex god but with hold all your special energy. This is very difficult to achieve

>> No.22281558

>>22281395
You're gonna be severely psychologically damaged by a lifetime without a mate just like you're gonna be damaged by a being deprived of other biological needs. Channeling your energy to useless hobbies(muh creative pursuits) is the ultimate cope. You don't need to be isolated in order to train or do art.
>>22281497
You're not weird, you're just a biological failure (even with 200 IQ and 500K a year), demoralized into doing useless shit instead of what's actually important to you as a human, in complete denial of what you are. It's very common nowadays.

>> No.22281575

>>22281395
This is also true. Look up the symbolism behind the Ankh, riding sexual energy up the spine into the crown chakra and back down into the spine (root)
From this state you can even go directly into a heightened meditative state, and using resonant tuning, transmute the sexual energy into potential energy in the crown chakra and activate it using the resonant frequency pulsing along the spine into the head. Use binaural audio to tune your brain, your voice to tune your heart, then your heart will pump with the frequency needed, resonanting, boom boom, boom boom, through the body cavity and fully activating the energy.
From here you can astrally project a remote viewing node, taking in data from the akashric records and sending it back to yourself.
But it still hurts to know I will miss out on true love, because I am too uncanny

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22281597

is this really where the line is? we can dedicate half the board to talking about sex but any images men would like get removed, right?

all women need to be raped and im going to make a daily thread about it if you stupid cunts are this inconsistent. lots of rape porn like you posted from the pain olympics but the other way.

>> No.22281608

>>22281494
It's only give and take if you're stuck in low-level survival consciousness. As you ascend in consciousness level, it's only give. There is nothing anyone can give you nor take away from you.

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>>22281419
Yes, it is a Tibetan fox.
You didnt know about them?

>> No.22281652

>>22280902
>muh precious bodily fluids

>> No.22281688

>>22281374
ethereum had a working product that people were using though

>> No.22281734

>>22280866
Onlyfans.

>> No.22281783

>>22281556
It's not hard, you can just take escitalopram and you'll only cum if you want (and if you try for like 2 hours).

>> No.22281790

>>22281519
in that case everything that your mind conceives is a biological need you dumbfuck. when people say biological needs they usually are referring animalistic instincts
>>22281558
>demoralized into doing
i did everything when i was younger, unlike 90% of this board that didnt do something because they couldnt do it. i did it all and i made my final choice. i get much more joy trying to reach perfection at something than just being another fucking retard with an average useless pointless relationship with someone else and then shit out some dumbfucking kids, specially in this doomed world we live in. if this was the 60s or so maybe there would still be hope for humanity but we were born in the late stages of a century long plan to change society drastically. to change the course of where we are going you would need to increase the IQ of the global population by at least 10 points

>> No.22281795

>>22281575
33 vertebrae, 33 years of age for Christ with god’head’ at the pinnacle. It’s like they orders of old were trying to tell us something. Everything you are and everything you need lies within.

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>>22281688
you had 3 years
going to play minecraft dungeons with my wife
have a good night /biz/

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>>22280763
don't worry, we have basically been /x/-lite mixed with /pol/ since 2018. If not sometimes more /x/ than /x/. The catch is /biz/ monetizes our schizoness.

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Nofap and semen retention my brother...

Your sexual energy and vitality is the key to conquering what you hold dear in this world...

>> No.22281836

>>22281805
Vidya.... ngmi.

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>>22280902
>who want to convince you to give up your valuable and nutritious semen to them.

>> No.22281919

>>22280932
That won’t last. I wish I was dead. Been married 4 years. Help me.

>> No.22281952

>>22281101
the biggest problem with any internet dweller is that most of what gets posted and discussed online anywhere is negative (or can easily be twsited into being negative). their entire perception of reality is based on information that is fundamentally skewed towards misery because unhappy people are driving everything.

>> No.22281965

>>22281790
>pointless relationship with someone else and then shit out some dumbfucking kids, specially in this doomed world we live in. if this was the 60s or so maybe there would still be hope
lmao yeah totally man, you're not demoralized, you've made a sober choice.
Seeing how you mentioned politics as well lemme tell you that you have a very shallow view of the issue. We were born and lived in a short period of an "end of history" illusion but it's not gonna last. To think that your personal perspective as a 30 or something year old is more valid than the rest of history is just such hubris. And when you see what will happen when post-WW2-ism dies you'll be sorry you allowed yourself to give up on having dumbfuck kids and living what you consider to be a simple life, I guarantee it.
The global population has nothing to do with it and never did. There is a segment of the world which matters and it will decide. The fact that lesser people harshly lower the avg. IQ *globally* is irrelevant to that fact.

>> No.22281999

>>22281795
The oneness of everything is refractory upon itself, we always get stuck in the illusions. The illusionist has free reign of this dimension, we only seek the tools necessary to survive. As long as we dont get caught wholly in its snares, we win.
Do watch out, money is chief in the illusionists arsenal

>> No.22282003

>>22281556
What about blue balls

>> No.22282044

>>22281965
i really dont wanna be that guy but you should close /pol/ from time to time and just go outside and see the world with your own eyes.
take it from a man that has dedicated his entire life to change the course events in a meaningful way, not ranting on an anime imageboard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGLLARx68Bg

>> No.22282085

>>22280902
Based

>> No.22282105

>>22282044
Yes, pol has many interesting insights but it is a neurotoxin. Weak minds do not survive that board

>> No.22282135

>>22282044
Yeah I know what Griffin thinks. And I thought what I think now well before I ever visited /pol/.

>> No.22282174

>>22281519
We have no unique needs. We are all human and we all have the same set of needs. There are 8 of them.

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>>22280932

>> No.22282313

>>22281338
god is scam to give organization part of your income retard

>> No.22282318

>>22281829

i used to think you fags were crazy...until i realized you aren't.

semen retention is so important. The kikes lied to us all as kids. So much wasted energy, so much wasted life force......I'm not happy. it's a crime what the kikes have done to us.

>> No.22282437

>>22282318
Just cooom to soft core/solo
Just cooom one a week because cancer
Whatever you do, keep your nuts drained.

>> No.22282480

>>22282437

thats the line they sold us back when we were in 6th grade. meanwhile, they are using this knowledge to take more energy and power themselves. it's not fair

>> No.22282640

>>22280902
It’s worth giving up the energy if you use it to produce a child. Otherwise yes I agree. Very based and redpilled

>> No.22282662

>>22281556
>>22282003

This guy fucking gets it. Also the blue balls doesn't happen anymore when you have unlocked the lowest chakra point. All that sexual tension and energy gets directed upward. Deep controlled breathing in diaphragm helps as well to facilitate this. Its fucking awesome.

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>>22282480
Read the God Design or The Science behind the Secretion and elevate yourselves bros.

Pic related are good too but the other two are more informative.

>> No.22282791

>>22282727

I can't find anything on "The Science behind the Secretion" on Google.

Can you link me to a pdf? or a link to buy?

>> No.22282808

>>22280756
My penis frequently burns during Urination. Last girl I had sex with said as soon as I put it in, it would burn. Today I went to the doctor and they said they had no idea what was wrong, no bacteria. Even started spreading open my pee pee hole and shining a light in there. /biz/ please. Tell me everything will be ok.

>> No.22282871

>>22281126
Bro this is so true but it hurts. I have only had sex w 3 girls and it is really just due to insecurities. Crippling insecurities that some people get over or power through but for some of us is harder.

>> No.22282912

>>22282791
Ham sah, chant. Google it.

>> No.22282944

>>22281256
Uhmmmm I am in pretty good shape and some girls find me handsome. This will not change anything anon. Your mindset and underlying feelings of inadequacy are what are getting in the way, not your looks or bank account. Go outside (obv hard rn). Do something that makes you feel important. Obv I’m not the person to give advice, but these are the main things that have brought me to success with women in the past.

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>>22282791
Sorry of Sacred Secretion* I butchered it. Lol

>> No.22283008

>>22280810
based

>> No.22283042

>>22282987

thanks anon

>> No.22283059

>>22280763
Check XRP out.

>> No.22283096

>>22282987
Every once in a great while, some anon gives you gold. Don’t squander this lead. Actually spend time doing some research and change your life.>>22283008

>> No.22283149

Stop peddling mystic bullshit

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>> No.22283347

>>22280756
probably because you're a whiny faggot about it. Try not being a pussy and just asking women on dates until one says yes you fucking socially inept retard

>> No.22283361

>>22280963
you didn't refute anything you ape

>> No.22283431

>>22282437
>Whatever you do, keep your nuts drained.
Why can't you tell how wrong this sounds? Are you an NPC?

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>>22281919
>That won’t last. I wish I was dead. Been married 4 years. Help me.
>>22281952
>the biggest problem with any internet dweller is that most of what gets posted and discussed online anywhere is negative (or can easily be twsited into being negative). their entire perception of reality is based on information that is fundamentally skewed towards misery because unhappy people are driving everything.
so true
the demoralization of our generation is thorough and complete in its scope

>> No.22283505

I don't know about you bros but sex with my GF does give me more energy and gives me a moral boost. It goes both ways, when she's feeling down I just fuck her brains out.

>> No.22283508

>>22280810
spbp

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>> No.22284166

>>22280887
>girl

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This entire thread is proof of what happens when men are starved for sex and female attention, the desire turns inwards and becomes poisoned, corrupted. I legitimately feel bad for you bros. Lift weights. It's not too late. The pleasure of a good pair of boobies is unmatched.

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>>22284301
>This entire thread is proof of what happens when men are starved for sex and female attention, the desire turns inwards and becomes poisoned, corrupted
there's something to be said for that
a lot of cunt-trees (countries) where men don't have prospects for females and marriage turn into shitholes
look at the beta male uprising going on in America right now
look at the middle east where they rape little boys and the women have to wear hoods over their heads

then again there is a simp-sickness that has completely overtaken the west
western women are about to be humbled in a way that they've never conceived (pun intended)

>> No.22284562

>>22280866
partaking in sexual energy and sexual healing gives one a longer life, thus giving you more time to find ways to make profits

>> No.22284744
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>>22280756
>Mfw I had a shot with a cutie cashier but ruined it be being an autistic fuck
Not much of a story either just waited like a retard in the soda aisle for twenty minutes until she was called to the register. Then she told me to go to a different register and walked away.
I pray to God I make it so that I fill this hole in my heart with something more or less tangible.

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>>22284744
>I pray to God I make it so that I fill this hole in my heart with something more or less tangible.
you're gonna be great lad
don't let the demoralizer shills get to you
take the advice of other anons in this thread
exercise, eat well, and lighten up a bit
don't take yourself so seriously
humor is a sign of intelligence

>> No.22285106

>>22280810
Incel cope

>> No.22285326

>>22280932
Marriage is hell run while you still can

>> No.22285339

>>22285326
yeah but all the free sex

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>>22280756
>>22280756
Pardon me, out of the way, excuse me, I'm the Sexual Energy Engineer around here
Seems to be an area of low pressure ITT, they sent me in to check it out
My God, catastrophic low percapita sWh readings all around.

Everyone out of here! Have sex as soon as you can!

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>>22285339
lol married people don't have sex. they do for the first 5-10 years, after that it's either a formality or nonexistent or they have to spice it up by bringing over someone else to fuck

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>>22285326
>Marriage is hell run while you still can
you have no idea how we got married or my life story
God gave my wife as a gift to me after the fallout I had with an ex-fiance
that relationship was hell
the marriage I'm in now is the opposite

>> No.22285472

>>22285442
idk maybe i'm just easy to please but doing the cummies in ur oneitis 5 ever sounds kinky

>> No.22285487

bitcoin fixes this

>> No.22285518

Sex is a waste of time and has no actual scientific benefits. You have way more time to make money if you stop trying to pursue it and stop wasting your time on it.

>> No.22285599

>>22280756
After DMG does its thing I will marry Gregory.

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>>22285518
>518Sex is a waste of time and has no actual scientific benefits.
muh (((science)))

>> No.22285646

>>22285469
I'm glad to hear you and your wife are doing well. Trust the plan. God bless.

>> No.22285673

>>22281256
No it won’t

T. Advanced lifter

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>>22285472
>in ur oneitis
yeah if it was ur oneitis then sure but realistically I mean what are the odds of that, near zilch, I mean the figurative you, most people marry for someone that they're settling for out of a fear of ending up alone. They will convince themselves and others of the contrary but in their hearts they know it to be true.

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>>22285078
Yeah Im ok, one of the few in my city with a job thanks to the chinus going around. Just a moment of weakness because I really liked this girl and she even liked me back, I think I just creeped her out and my dumbass just can't get over it 4 months later

>> No.22285763

I don't really care about sex much anymore. So you have an intense orgasm, what's the big deal?

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>>22281829
Holy shit, 5000 ejaculations a lifetime? I'm 30 and must have jerked off over 10 000 times already. 2 times per day is over 700 in a year, 10 years like that and its over 7000 times... woah

>> No.22285963

>>22281556

Used to do this as well when I had a girl I actually loved like fucking five years ago. Only encountering trash women these days that I want nothing to do with. Fuck jews and liberals.

>> No.22285983

>>22281468
BUILT FOR BTC

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>>22285963
How does that work? You just have sex but don't cum? Just stop the sex when you're close to cumming?

>> No.22286065

>>22280810
JP Morgan would disagree. Ngmi.

>> No.22286090

>>22286021

Was seriously in love, and yeah, kind of. She would cum a lot, but I'd usually not want to squander it. That was just my intuition, so I wouldn't cum and we'd stop. I never heard it was a tantric practice, etc, till way later. I never got blue balls, just had ass-loads of energy and would nut huge eventually.

>> No.22286093

>>22286021

You train your PC muscle and flex it when close to orgasm to withhold and it and deep breath at the same time. If you become real good you can do all this while simultaneously fucking and not needing to withdraw. You can become a sex god and still get like a mini orgasm basically.

>> No.22286119

>>22280866
the rules of acquisition clearly state its always ok to have sex with the boss

>> No.22286129

I had a gf that would cum as much as 8 times in a 20 minute session. It was glorious. All my previous gf before only came 1-2x at most.

>> No.22286141

>>22285963
>>22286021
Just slow down and curl up next to them. You did finish her off first, right?

depending on the chick and if you have a poor sexual dynamic you can fake your orgasm to conclude coitus, but a good partner understands that pornographic sexual expectations are unrealistic, not because they are an ideal but because they impress a routine that is unnatural. Having a relationship where you are able to say "I've had enough of you for tonight, woman", and transition to an intimate moment is something to be strived for, and not something that gets depicted in media
.

>> No.22286193

>>22280932
I have been married for seven years and have two kids. I am very happy with getting married and still like my wife. Some people it will work for but not everyone

>> No.22286228

>>22280810
Small dicklet detected

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>>22286193
glad to hear
all the best to you and your family
I want to have children with my wife, I think we would be great parents

>> No.22286290

>>22280763
kek
>>22280810
yes money and safex

>> No.22286328

>>22286290
lol Safex.
Is this scam still running?

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>>22281556
video related:
https://youtu.be/7SZMEImptPQ