Engineering.

[Anonymous No.22278420]

Is the only job worth anything.

Once you're an engineer, you're so good at math that anything is easy; business and economics are child's play to us engineers.

We can make big money by designing things, coding, or doing anything really.

Mechanical engineers specifically are the best. We can specialize in anything but also keep the general knowledge to learn anything.

[Anonymous No.22278461]

>>22278420
well specialize in building on-ramps so this shit gets auto-posted to reddit and auto-deleted from here

[Anonymous No.22278508]

>>22278461
Reddit tends to whine about this stuff because they're busy majoring in social science

[Anonymous No.22278601]

>>22278461
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[Anonymous No.22278671]

>>22278420
haha funny hat

[Anonymous No.22279219]

[Anonymous No.22279561]

There's no way she's an engineer.

[Anonymous No.22279569]

Bump for interest, especially the mechanical engineering part.

[Anonymous No.22279609]

How do you know someone is an engineer? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

[Anonymous No.22279646]

I graduated in mechanical engineering. Can’t get a job.

[Anonymous No.22279664]

>>22278420
>Mechanical engineers specifically are the best.
Thanks for the keks, my sides are in pain!
t.electrical engineer

[Anonymous No.22279684]

These gay stock photos always show women or niggers in positions they never actually do and to make matters worse it always shows them doing the important job with some lackey white male.

[Anonymous No.22279723]

>>22278420
You had me until you said mechanical engineer is the best. That’s where I draw the line pal

[Anonymous No.22279729]

>>22279561
She's a diversity hire

[Anonymous No.22279742]

>>22278420
Ur still a faggot virgin so keep "engineering" while the rest of us live

[Anonymous No.22279746]

Listen. You're a full step above the functional retards who majored in business. You're a full step below actual mathemeticians and scientists. You're in a more stable field than the creatives. You're half a step above programmers who only got their certs but not a bachelor's. That's all fine and dandy. But don't get too big headed about it.

[Anonymous No.22279775]

Best post on this board in a while. EE here. Also Mechs are the least valued engineers

[Anonymous No.22279778]

>>22278420
>>22279664
Get back to fixing my pump so I can make millions telling the operators when to turn it on.
t.chemical engineer

[Anonymous No.22279791]

>>22279775
Based, EE is chad tier

[Anonymous No.22279829]

electrical and computer eng here

[Anonymous No.22279845]

Software "engineer" here, I make more than any engineer, and I suck at math.

[Anonymous No.22279858]

>>22279561
Phallic compression engineer

[Anonymous No.22279859]

>>22279778
Lol, I don't touch tools. I'm an engineer! That's technician work friend

[Anonymous No.22279887]

>>22278420
Based on this post OP is either an undergrad or has nothing to do with engineering at all. In my experience, someone with charisma and an associates degree will be more valued and have better career prospects than most degreed engineers.

[Anonymous No.22279891]

Computer Science and Engineering seems like a cool option, especially now that that faggy OOP shit is not being pushed as the only means of writing software. Tried functional and it is actually pretty cool: elixir and shit like that.

[Anonymous No.22279927]

Just graduated this year during coronashitstom in EEE (electrical &electronic) UK fag, got a 2:1, can I get a fucking job?! Heck no! Fuck you coronachan, nowhere is fucking hiring grads..

[Anonymous No.22279946]

Which engineering disciplines will have jobs in the future?
I wanna go into some sort of engineering. But which ones are on the up in terms of jobs and growth and opportunity in the future, and which ones are on the way down?

Currently thinking about, in this order
1. Electrical
2. Chemical
3. Automotive as a subset of Mechanical.......but is that aiming too narrow? There are only a few car companies in the world. How many car designer jobs can there be?

[Anonymous No.22279952]

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[Anonymous No.22280004]

>>22279946
sex robots

[Anonymous No.22280109]

>>22279946
Either EE or ChemE. Also just get a minor in computer science if you are going to go full college scam. Easy to find a job in this field, people are always looking for new engineers. Also system integrators love chemEs and EEs fresh off the line with decent tech skills.

t. Currently a ChemE working in the automation industry.

[Anonymous No.22280142]

>>22279891

Functional programming is pure onions. OOP is where the Chad Boomers are at

[Anonymous No.22280145]

>>22280004
This.

[Anonymous No.22280147]

>>22279887
you are correct, during my 2nd year of EE an engineering tech professor approached me about taking up e tech. I told him I’m not interested. It was a little 2 yr degree and I was on my way to a nice respected 4 yr degree. Little did I know when I grad I’d feel like I really didn’t know much, no hands on experience really while the e tech students learned thru hands on experience.

[Anonymous No.22280170]

>>22279664
right? top kek w/ the mechanical engineering is top dog shit.

Electrical Engineers have created far more innovations and useful inventions than mechanical engineers combined. Im a chem E myself and generally look down on mechanical engineers.

[Anonymous No.22280176]

>>22280142
Real OOP is pretty based but the way some programming languages and or "programmers" use these days is sphagetti code 2.0.

[Anonymous No.22280202]

>>22279778
chem E for the win

electrical engineers can come too, they're legit so long as they bring beers.

[Anonymous No.22280262]

>>22278420
Design a robot that digs graves you'll be rich.

[Anonymous No.22280292]

>>22280109
tell me more, I'm in the specialty chemical industry. What part of the auto industry do you operate in?

[Anonymous No.22280395]

>>22279742
Ouch

[Anonymous No.22280429]

>>22278420
>coding
CompSci here. During University I made a fortune teaching you brainlets basic OOP and Python, C++ (you were too dumb for C) and R. You are the worst when it comes to programming because of your arrogance. Every pajeet can be a better coder than you. Wait five yearsand you will be working as an Amazon worker bee because we formalized your knowledge and built expert systems and AI-driven development tools making most of you retards obsolete.

[Anonymous No.22280450]

>>22280292
System integrator that works for multiple different industries. Jobs range from installing/ coding PLCs to helping design controls for the process. Recently we have lots of work migrating the older PLCs to new hardware.

[Anonymous No.22280454]

Mechanical engineer here. I work for a mechanical / electrical consulting firm.
Drafters have literally told us that electrical engineering is simple in comparison with mechanical.
Seethe, electrical engineers. I wish I studied electrical so that I could sit on my ass and get paid to be useless.
Half the time electrical engineers expect me to know everything about their discipline and ask me questions that expose them as not knowing a single fucking thing about mine. You know what? I kinda dont blame them, since their shit is much simpler than mine. Retards.

[Anonymous No.22280501]

>>22280395
imagine being the cuck who wrote this

[Anonymous No.22280532]

>>22279946
EE definitly. IDK what ChemEs make but EE is gold standard. Go to a university and stay away from colleges and private unis with meme degrees. Aim for a PHD but at least get a MSc.

[Anonymous No.22280586]

>>22280395
KEK, that will never happen. Nobody falls in love with tech leads.

[Anonymous No.22280595]

youre not even trying
i went from neutral to laughing when i saw all the comments were not about mechanical except for one hardcore larper at the end.

[Anonymous No.22280614]

>>22279946
I'm an EE and job prospects are p gud
it's a very broad field so you can take it in a lot of different directions too.

[Anonymous No.22280617]

>>22279684
Notice beard. PsyOps REALLY go for the lowest denominator.

[Anonymous No.22280664]

Major in Autmotive engineering , cant get a fucking job. Biz help me

[Anonymous No.22280702]

>>22280595
If you were referring to me, i'm not larping. Ask me anything faggot

[Anonymous No.22280746]

>>22280702
when did you get your FE done and when is the latest youve seen people get it

[Anonymous No.22280910]

>>22280664
>>22280614
>>22280454
>>22280450
>>22280429
>>22280170
>>22280147
>>22280142
>>22280109
>>22279946
>>22279891
>>22279845
>>22279775
>>22279664
>>22278420
Aerospace Engineering Über-Chad here.
Aerospace Engineering:
> Literally descended from weapon construction
> Can be complete brainlet (rocket go brrroom) but normies think you are smart
> Literally cutting edge technology
> Larp as modern Columbus or DaGama
> Everybody is at least remotely interested
> Only engineering position girls like because they think its high prestige and nerdy cool tee hee
> If the job market is bleak you will still be in demand to design bullets and guns

[Anonymous No.22280945]

>>22278420
>>22279664
>>22280109
I studied maths and physics (french system where you do 2 years of prepa) then did software engineering at a top school.
Bought 50k link (started buying right after graduating), software engineering is weird, I make more money than mech/ee/chem engineers with the same experience, but I don't feel like an engineer, sure the job needs thinking but it must feel good when you're a mechanical engineering telling workers what to do, as a software engineer we are the workers, as in no one will do a lower task on a project, and those who "plan" for it and draw those management meme graphics are usually the most retarded people I've ever met.
Put it my 3 month notice, going hopefully the bullrun starts before I run out of money, wagecucking feels like kms I always like mechanics in physics I was going to do mechanical engineering but after discussing it with family and uncles I was convinced CS is the future and also you just spend the day sitting at your desk instead of visiting factories or whatever the fuck they do in ME.
I just wish I was back studying mathematics and solving problems for fun but my brain slowed down a lot since I graduated.

[Anonymous No.22280953]

>>22280910
considered aerospace desu
ended up deciding on EE, you dorks in your spaceship will need communication equipment, I gotchu covered.

[Anonymous No.22280965]

>>22280910
then why u look so sad in ur pic?

[Anonymous No.22280971]

>>22280910
Based I'm jelly af would be cool to tell your friends you can't tell them what you do since it's TOP SECRET

[Anonymous No.22280976]

>>22279946
civil >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else
There's always something that has to built everywhere other engeneering fields are have less jobs and you have to relocate.

[Anonymous No.22281016]

>>22278420
>woman leading the cuck
based

[Anonymous No.22281041]

>>22280976
Stacy: Anon what do you do for a living?
Anon: I design sewers and spend my day thinking about how to get your shit from your asshole to the sea

[Anonymous No.22281079]

>>22281041
>and i get paid 120k for that
civil engineering is the best becuase the industry cannot be outsource unlike mechanical, electrical and chemical.

[Anonymous No.22281111]

>>22280953
Thank you fren.
I appreciate it.
>>22280965
>then why u look so sad in ur pic?
It's lonely at the top. Also the only space pepe I had saved.
>>22280971
> Meet friends
> So what are you currently doing at uni, anon?
> I'm commanding a satellite for a diverse range of scenarios
> Oh so cool
Literally just a 1U cubesat (10x10cm) with a shitty camera and a gps

[Anonymous No.22281123]

>>22280746
when did you get your FE
Actually dont have it yet but just got a job offer paying 99.6k without one. I just recently bought one of the NCEES practice exams so I can study for it. Since I'm in the construction industry of engineering, getting my PE is one of my goals. I have 3 years experience so far to put timing in perspective.
>and when is the latest youve seen people get it
I work with engineers who got it before they graduated college and I also work with engineers who still dont have one despite working 20 years in the industry. There is zero correlation to how good of an engineer you are based on having the FE or not. Some of the best engineers at my firm have failed the FE 3 times and gave up on it, and some of the newer engineers who dont understand anything on the job passed it with no problem before graduating college. However if you want to get your PE you should get your FE that way you wont need like 10 years experience or whatever it is to waive the FE requirement. I believe if you have your FE you only need two years experience and some references/sign-off from PEs to be eligible for the PE exam.
If you are in construction or public works I think your FE is necessary so that you can be eligible to take the PE earlier, and it also shows you're competent and on track to become a PE; if you're not going into construction or public works then the FE is nice to have to show competence but wont really do anything for you other than that.

[Anonymous No.22281149]

>>22280910
One of my roommates in college was an aerospace major and he was screaming bloody murder about his courses and professors all the time. I think he was just weird though.

[Anonymous No.22281406]

>>22281149
My uni takes a Systems engineering approach therefore you have to take base courses from aerodynamics, ee, material science etc in the early semesters.
That's why I joked you can be a brainlet because you take intro courses in a lot of subjects but don't dive in as deep as the respective engineers. If you can't handle jumping across subjects very fast it can get taxing.
Or maybe he was indeed just a weirdo.

[Anonymous No.22281435]

>>22278420
I am going to school next semester. My dream would be to own a company that builds personal drones. What kind of engineering should I go for? Financially wise I am good and wont be needing to get hired by anyone once I get out of school. My goal is to become knowledgeable as possible in order to understand the technology my company will be building. Any thoughts bros?

[Anonymous No.22281776]

>>22281435
See >>22281406
If you are ok with hiring experts for the subsystems.

[Anonymous No.22281797]

>>22281776
>>22281435
Just Systems Engineering should also be good.

[Anonymous No.22281851]

>>22278420
Your career is glorified data entry, go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.22281949]

>>22281406
Sounds very similar to mechanical. We also have to cover electrical, civil, materials, coding, etc. (plus the usual GE's like math and physics) before moving on deeper into mechanical courses
compared to something like EE, for example, it's literally entirely EE courses after your GE's

[Anonymous No.22281988]

Construction engineering>>>>.

Dynamic work environment where you can command around colored folk and solve problems everyday like you're playing an RTS.

>Not a Civil fag that has to worry about environmental or water work shit.
>Not Mech. which is so broad you'll end up being a cuck that quality checks gears all day.
> Not Chem. that gets their job touched my OPEC 24/7.
>Not aero. that gets pigeon holed into working for a boring aero Company
>Not Electrical because I'm not unironically autistic.

Construction is the only discipline where you can become your own boss. Unlock general contracting and you'll be able to not be paid but to MAKE money.

[Anonymous No.22282015]

>>22278420
*statisticians

[Anonymous No.22282034]

>>22281988
what's your background? did you go to college or?
so you're mostly just doing construction management? working in an office or on site / both?
what certs do you have, who do you work for, etc

[Anonymous No.22282041]

>>22281797
Thanks bro Ill look into systems engineering. Appreciate the response.

[Anonymous No.22282188]

>>22278420
Currently first year in compsci and engineering. Anyone here got experience in mechatronics? I've pretty much narrowed down my options to either EE or mechatronics. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.22282254]

>>22281988
>>Not a Civil fag that has to worry about environmental or water work shit.
>>Not Mech. which is so broad you'll end up being a cuck that quality checks gears all day.
>> Not Chem. that gets their job touched my OPEC 24/7.
>>Not aero. that gets pigeon holed into working for a boring aero Company
>>Not Electrical because I'm not unironically autistic.

These are all amazing characterizations of all of these fields. My chemE buddy just implements safety as far as I know

MechE can be QA on gears or ordering rednecks around a factory as well right?

Do one for software engineering

[Anonymous No.22282521]

>>22281949
Not true. First few years of EE, we had to take thermodynamics, basic mechanics, fluid mechanics, etc

[Anonymous No.22282647]

Reminder that you aren't an eningeer until you hold a license.

[Anonymous No.22282703]

>>22282521
What? That sounds very unusual. I looked at the EE program at my uni and EE majors dont touch those subjects.
I dont think most universities will have those subjects as part of an EE curriculum. I'd put money on it.

[Anonymous No.22282831]

>>22282034
Just a Senior getting his undergrad. Ideally I want to get into project management and GC and maybe one day have my own GC.

>>22282254
>software
lol I don't know any Indians

[Anonymous No.22282919]

>>22282831
oh okay. what's your major youngn?

[Anonymous No.22283215]

>>22282919
My university offers construction engineering specifically so that's what I am. Used to be a Chem e but the classes you have to take for that are really insane and unhelpful so I switched out.

[Anonymous No.22283739]

Graduated w/ ChemE in May this year only managed to just now get a shitty 50k salary job
Engineers make sure to do co-ops and bust your ass applying for internships

[Anonymous No.22283806]

>>22278420
EE’s are better.

[Anonymous No.22283944]

>>22283739
My first engineering job started at 50k as well.
Some advice for you, as soon as you actually get the hang of some of the tasks, or even the PURPOSE of some of the tasks that you're doing/helping with, take note of what it is why and it's being done.
You can then tailor your resume according to those things (and tailor your resume according to a particular job description), so that you actually sound like you know what youre talking about.
Doing this, I started at 50k, worked at that job for 3 months, but the commute was horrific (3-5 hours in the car every day) and the work wasn't exactly what I studied for.
Found another job for 54k, 15 minute drive from my place and was actually what I studied in college. Even though I was only at my first job for 3 months, I was able to get the hang of what was going on at work and what everyone was doing, so I was easily able to convey that information on my resume and show that I had valuable work experience.
I've been at that same job for 3 years, got raises to 62k, then 67k +16k bonus, then 72k +14k bonus. Just started looking for work again to see what's out there, and with my experience was able to get a 99.6k offer.
Once you get that first job, it becomes a lot easier to parlay your success and experience into a higher salary. Just play with how you can display your experience as relevant and valuable to the job youre applying for.
I dont make the most money, but I'm not very smart and was able to double my salary in 3 years without ever doing an internship. To me, I never thought I'd make 100k. Especially 3 years after my first job. I didnt even think I'd be able to graduate. And when I graduated I really didnt think I'd even be able to land a job. And I can't overstate that I am really dumb engineering wise. If I can do it, you can do it.

[Anonymous No.22284013]

>>22281123
fake as fuck, every job opening i see requires FEs, or the people on this board are so ridiculously lucky their advice has no basis in reality

[Anonymous No.22284073]

Yeah and you’re also all a bunch of virgins

[Anonymous No.22284381]

>>22278420
>mechanical engineers are the best
...and you were doing so well
One day you'll figure out gears princess then you can try some real engineering. Baby steps.

[Anonymous No.22284751]

>>22278420
>Mechanical engineers specifically are the best
hows your sub 6 figure wage

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[Anonymous No.22284805]

>>22280586
You read that comic wrong. It’s not insinuating they guy she fucked is the lead programmer, it’s insinuating the app was made by the programmer. Check the names in the first panel.

[Anonymous No.22284866]

>>22284013
what industry are you looking at? every job opening requires FEs? I sincerely doubt it

[Anonymous No.22284869]

>>22284751
>t.

[Anonymous No.22284992]

>>22284013
you sound like a bitter pussy. stop looking at engineering from an old school boomer lens, learn to code, and make money

[Anonymous No.22285214]

>>22284013
I've literally never seen a listing that required an FE for my field.
you did get me to look at some practice problems tho

[Anonymous No.22286157]

>>22283944
What are you? Mechanical, electrical, or neither?

[Anonymous No.22286212]

>>22286157
Mechanical

[Sirs No.22286660]

>>22279219
We wuz stems

[Anonymous No.22286778]

>>22281988

Im EE but work in construction, its great. Get paid a lot, get to be outside working on real shit with people from all walks of life, not just frumpy middle manager nerds

[Anonymous No.22287223]

Any industrial engineers here? I was too retarded for mechanical engineering classes so I switched to something easier, hopefully I can find an internship then a job

[Anonymous No.22287602]

>>22287223
one of my coworkers has an industrial engineering degree and works as an electrical engineer. he's incredibly smart, and is quite literally the most promising young electrical engineer in the EE department, despite the others having BSEE's
you can get a job in a lot of different fields. depend on how you present yourself + your interests + your skills + your eventual experience.

[Anonymous No.22287604]

>>22278420
True

[Anonymous No.22287866]

>>22286660
lmao wtf is that real

[Anonymous No.22287885]

Suck at making friends and living a fulfilling life

[Anonymous No.22287977]

>>22278420
Engineers ate insufferable cunts that think they are math wizards, scientists and inventors. News flash, they are office cucks looking at spec sheets, excel and autocad who barely even math and wasted years learning retarded college level calculus, physics and stupid stem shit for no reason at all while holding onto the dream of grandeur universities like to sell to engineer cuckstudents. God I fucking can't stand these fucking idiots
>t.engineer cuck

[Anonymous No.22288703]

>>22278420
Imagine needing to become an engineer just to get good at math

[Anonymous No.22288733]

>>22288703
It's actually the other way round desu. You need to be good at maths to become an Engineer.

[Anonymous No.22288767]

I'm an engineer and a patent holder. Engineering isn't all that difficult, it's too hard for your average rube, but it is nothing you need to be quite intelligent to do. Engineers thinking they're extremely smart is the Dunning Kruger effect.

Engineering is lesser men taking the knowledge discovered by greater men and applying it to whateithey happen to be doing. It is advanced baking from a recipe and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.22288782]

>>22287977
This

[Anonymous No.22288796]

>>22287977
>had trouble with calc and do accounting instead
>3.0 GPA
>get 50k for mostly 30 hours worth of work per week

[Anonymous No.22288843]

>>22288733
Math is a skill like learning to sew or how to bake. Anyone who can breath and wants to do it can. Mathematics is not the difficult aspect of engineering by any means (protip, none of it is particularly difficult). You're literally just taking what people before you figured out and plunging in your own numbers.

[Anonymous No.22288877]

>>22278420
I have to say this is irrefutably true, im quite good at math but i entered finance studies instead. I will forever cope and seethe i didnt just sack up and do mechanical/civic engineering

[Anonymous No.22290002]

>>22278420
>GRUG ENGINEER
>GRUG GREAT!
>GRUG SMASH ROCK!!!

Yet you shackle yourself with debt and work for someone else.

[Anonymous No.22290008]

>>22278420
I have a masters in mechanical engineering and work at an oil+gas company. Good work, good money.

But I've made even more money from algorithmic trading and machine learning projects of my own.

I don't think it's that being an engineer means you can do anything, but that being the kind of person who wants to be an engineer is the kind of person who will be good at anything.
Though I know a lot of exceptions to this. So many of the professors when I was at uni are super old boomers who spend their lives just doing some mundane things extremely well.

Imagine being a bearing guy. You know bearings. That's it.

[Anonymous No.22290058]

>>22288843
Cope.

[Anonymous No.22290404]

Business>STEM>arts
STEM has good starting pay but there is very little room for growth, you'll always be stuck in the low six figures while business chads become millionaires. Not to mention STEM is flooded with chinese and indians.

[Anonymous No.22290413]

Laughs in medicine

[Anonymous No.22290434]

Engineers are the laborers of science, merely executing the will of their scientist overlords. By stroking the engineers ego we can keep these hordes at bay. Bread and games for the eternal engineer

[Anonymous No.22290481]

>chief elec engineer on super yacht
>110keuro/year after tax for 6 months work
>still gamble all my salary away on uniswap shitcoins looking for 10M

pisses me off to no end that i'm always on ship when crazy scams are going on. the internet is shit. when will elon launch skynet so we can get low ping at sea reeeeee

[Anonymous No.22291060]

Why would anyone pick engineering if they could become a real scientist like a physicist or chemist?

[Anonymous No.22291091]

>>22291060
Enjoy your starbucks job mr physics phd

[Anonymous No.22291642]

>>22278420
cope. now the only relevant engineering jobs are in CS. mechanical is pleb tier. good luck finding a job in that field now.

[Anonymous No.22291767]

>>22278420
Yet if you were so special why are you browsing an Origami board

[Anonymous No.22291811]

>>22290481
How old are you and what experience did you get prior to getting the yacht position?

[Anonymous No.22291870]

>>22287866
It’s not hard to build a PC just YouTube it

[Anonymous No.22291887]

As an engineer you are good at calculating and using formulas. But not real math.

[Anonymous No.22291993]

>>22278420
Cope, geese monkey
Everybody knows that EE is the superior field.

[Anonymous No.22292008]

>>22291811
32. I've worked at sea since I was 18.

Done my cadetship with P&O UK, worked my way up to 1st ETO.

[Anonymous No.22292554]

>>22278420
>We can make big money by designing things, coding, or doing anything really.
propaganda from big tech

[Anonymous No.22292630]

ITT: engineers sucking their own dick, while doctors and lawyers do meaningful work that is not matlab

[Anonymous No.22292755]

Engineering is a meme anon , saw alot of them they just give orders and end up in a management position yet they can't perform any work that they give.

[Anonymous No.22292788]

>>22280586
>being that low IQ that you dont understand the comic

[Anonymous No.22292833]

>>22280910
all other engineers ITT are fags

[Anonymous No.22292842]

pffff Engineers have a low EQ so they can't swindle the people like High IQ-EQ Attorneys, bankers, insurancepersonel and Businessmen

[Anonymous No.22292946]

>>22278420
I barely passed linear algebra and said fuck science. I grow dope now; with 15000 watts I make a killing.

[Anonymous No.22292997]

>>22292842
>professions with the most sociopaths
>high EQ

[Anonymous No.22293019]

>>22292997
I guess your IQ is also quite low, it takes a high EQ to succesfully manipulate people...

[Anonymous No.22293135]

>>22292630
>pops in to the same thread 4 times in 45 minutes despite nobody replying to him
kek. Loser

[Anonymous No.22293152]

These are by far the worst threads on /biz/

[Anonymous No.22293165]

Engineers have the best meme's

[Anonymous No.22293266]

>>22279946
I would say EE, there always seems to be a shortage of them.

>t. ChemE in nuclear

[Anonymous No.22293293]

I'm a mechanical engineer and I work as a gis faggot making 54k a year in an office drone position. I hate my life but I couldn't find anything else.

[Anonymous No.22293318]

>>22279646
Keep applying at manufacturers you'll get in lad

[Anonymous No.22293454]

>>22293019
engineering, math skills, programming, physics, require visuospatial intelligence (spatial working memory mainly). not so much verbal intelligence or verbal working memory. that is the reason very few women apply to engineering or play
chess etc. statistically they have much lower spatial skills. some engineers especially those with masters degree tend to have high both verbal and spatial skills, but they are in minority perhaps like only 5% of them, those are the same people that could apply to medschool and so on

verbal intelligence women and
men tend to score very similarly. there are also conditions like schizhophrenia that hinder spatial skills and tradeoff to creative thinking or divergent thinking abilities. humans are complicated.

[Anonymous No.22293494]

Where my automation chads at?

[Anonymous No.22293604]

>>22293454
its a piramid, I believe there are more peole with high EQ than high IQ but the mix of high IQ-EQ is rare due to having a high IQ most often leads to underdeveloped social skills (Lack of finding engaing humans to interact with, and to learn the social-skills)
some people with high IQ are lucky enough to develop a healthy set of social-skills, those are the BoD type of people the tippy-top of the piramid
its a bit of the booksmarts v. streetsmarts game

[Anonymous No.22293653]

>>22293266
I have an EE degree and cant find work ,so I dont believe it.

[Anonymous No.22293754]

>>22293604
no lack of social skills is typically related to autism spectrum conditions not high iq.

[Anonymous No.22293790]

iq test is not a very good math skill predictor, but spatial working memory test is extremely
high correlation with math and physics skills however!

autism spectrum people, schizos, tourettes, adhd to some extent, and ocd, they tend to score medium-to-low on spatial working
memory. and iq test to very big range from low to very high. verbal working memory some
correlation with divergent thinking and is not typically affected by autism disorders as much
as spatial working memory. altought conditions
like schizhophrenia can cause severe working memory impairements both verbal and spatial

[Anonymous No.22293926]

>>22293754
thats the nasty part, its determining if its Autism or underdeveloped social growth due to intellectual isolation.
>Symptoms identical
>Cause Different*
there would be a case for saying everybody with a IQ above the 135 mark could be indexed on the spectrum since the innerworkings of the brain differ greatly from the median populace

[Anonymous No.22293960]

>>22278420
>>22278420
Engineer here can confirm that spacing makes you a faggot go back

[Anonymous No.22293987]

>>22293790
I scored extremly high on the spatial tests, yet people often see me as a schizoid or spergie. I just mainly write it of as "Not being on my wave lenght" but it still suck you predict stuff days/weeks before it happens, people write you of a crazy and it happens
>Lol anon, coincidence
>5th time this year
I don't even get bothered anymore, I just play the game, anticipate the anomalies and keep quiet

[Anonymous No.22294012]

IWE certificated Mechanical Engineer here. Since the IWE I can work anywhere

[Anonymous No.22294076]

>>22293926
autistic people tend to be more introverted. but ive also seen people who have really bad social skills that is simply because they are very dumb, like abnormally dumb people. basic
social situations and basic behavior maybe struggle for them. they are not even autistic, just lower end of intelligence i guess. autistic people may understand the situation and be able to read others well but they are too akward or introverted

[Anonymous No.22294187]

>>22294076
Imagine
>Never really talked to somebody outside of your family
>Never learnt how to defuse heated social interactions
>ETC
>nobody you've met see the world the same and only spews out small talk
people are shallow when you meet them at first, if you don't engage in small-talk you look like a spectrum-case

[Anonymous No.22294270]

>>22287866
Yes actually

[Anonymous No.22294405]

>>22278420
While I recognize the necessity of engineers, it is truly a virgin tier profession. Finance bro’s are the true Chads.
https://youtu.be/p_B5WZCJd5g