/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22240575]

Hey guys so I just inherited 1.2 billion from my grandpa what should I spend my money on?

[Anonymous No.22240586]

Sushi

[Anonymous No.22240589]

"""charity"""

[Anonymous No.22240606]

Me.

[Anonymous No.22240615]

Put it all on high dividend funds

[Anonymous No.22240621]

>>22240575
Donate it to Biden’s campaign with the stipulation that he needs to help minorities and illegal immigrants

[Anonymous No.22240633]

>>22240606

>ID

[Anonymous No.22240672]

>>22240575
that's a man.

[Anonymous No.22240750]

>>22240672

She could heptathlete my shit up every day.

[Anonymous No.22240792]

>>22240575
buy my bags

[Anonymous No.22240800]

Not in Japanese whisky shit pliz

[Anonymous No.22240805]

>>22240575
god i wsh i was her

[Anonymous No.22240807]

>>22240575
You're a retard just retire

[Anonymous No.22240831]

>>22240575
She's the kind of girl you crush on for years when you're a kid and then when you see her after graduating you decide to make a move and ask her out and she just laughs at you and makes something up like she's too busy or whatever and then you never see her again for years until one day you look her up on facebook out of curiosity and you realize she's a happy mom with a perfect family and you see her chad husband in her picture kissing her and so you go off to the bathroom and try to slit your wrists with some rusty razor blades you found underneath the sink but you keep leaving hesitation marks like you still want to live and you just cry and cry and cry as you look at your pathetic crying face staring back at you in the mirror in your shitty studio apartment that you have never had any guests over in and haven't gone out with friends in years because they all grew up and have families now and you just work your shit job at a boring office and never getting paid more or promoted and you just spend every night playing video games on your ancient computer alone in the dark and you have masturbated six times in a row already today and there's really no future at this point now that you're in your thirties and you see some beautiful broad's picture some dickhead posted on /biz/ that reminds you of this chick you crushed on so you dig that blade in a little deeper this time even though it hurts like a son of a bitch because death is the only way out of this nightmare

[Anonymous No.22240935]

>>22240831
Get yourself a fat wife, anon. Quit doing this to yourself.

[Anonymous No.22240955]

>>22240831
Speak for yourself, she is a 5 at max. Stop being a depressive worthless simp in biz go back to /b/ or /pol/

[Anonymous No.22240959]

>>22240575
you should just send us all money since charities are scams and we are good boys.

[Anonymous No.22240978]

>>22240575
Give it to needy niggers

[Anonymous No.22240992]

>>22240575
hookers and cocaine

[Anonymous No.22241000]

>>22240831
Holy fuck this is me in 3-4 years. How do I prevent this?

[Anonymous No.22241005]

>>22240831
Bro, you aint gonna be happy with a woman if you aint happy with yourself.

Being in a relationship for the sake of being in a relationship is a big mistake.

[Anonymous No.22241177]

>>22240575
Spend it on the stock market so In 2 years they would become 600 million dollars

[Anonymous No.22241235]

>>22240831

10/10 would read again

[Anonymous No.22241828]

>>22240831
>>22241000
not even meming, you seriously need to read about the red pill and stop centering your life around women.

[Anonymous No.22241855]

>>22240831
Kekked hard

[Anonymous No.22242055]

>>22240831
kys she aint even that cute

[Anonymous No.22242081]

>>22241000
exercise, diet, learn, earn, socialize with coworkers no matter how awkward you feel you will eventually acclimate. good luck anon

[Anonymous No.22242083]

>>22241005
Based truth

[Anonymous No.22242473]

>>22240831
The opposite to me, the girl I had a crush on as a teenager hit the wall SUPER HARD after 25. No idea if she has a family and don't care.
Women aren't a rare commodity.

[Anonymous No.22242957]

easy,turn it into 10 billion with 0x-MR

[Anonymous No.22243239]

>>22240575
Start a medical research facility and craft neko girls.

[Anonymous No.22243670]

>>22240575
Give me 10k and I'll cut you 10% quarterly on my totally legitimate business selling no poop skid underwear to the parents of NEETS

[Anonymous No.22243673]

>>22240575
>Hey guys so I just inherited 1.2 billion from my grandpa
You sure did Rajeeh.

[Anonymous No.22243949]

>>22240831
Broooo say haha at the end we know your kidding pls

[Anonymous No.22243967]

>>22240831

[Anonymous No.22244111]

>>22240575
a boobjob

[Anonymous No.22244165]

>>22240831
saved

I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to /biz/, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively with some retarded caption like 'How many [insert random shitcoin] to fuck a women like this?' or some other stupid shit. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.

[Anonymous No.22244265]

>>22240586
Thats cold nigger kek

[Anonymous No.22244326]

>>22240575
Spend it on the woman with the shave below.