/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.22223647]

Trade with a mask edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Old thread >>22220147

[Anonymous No.22223671]

Big green Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.22223688]

>>22223671
Let's see if they hit the malls this weekend

[Anonymous No.22223690]

daily reminder that global warming is real, +8°C is almost guaranteed, the arctic is burning

invest in solar, air conditioning, guns and ammo

both stock and physical items, you'll want to be well armed, air conditioned and off the grid

[Anonymous No.22223691]

>>22223671
Big crash

[Anonymous No.22223693]

>>22223662
Sucks to be them. They should really do something about their pollution problem.

[Anonymous No.22223717]

>>22223690
uh reminder that massive blizzards to hit most of the US this winter.

[Anonymous No.22223722]

>>22223647
>tfw broker found out I wasn't wearing a mask
im fucked

[Anonymous No.22223726]

Tesla sell-off Tuesday morning is going straight into SHLL. I’m sorry you didn’t take my advice when common stock was $17, anon.

[Anonymous No.22223729]

Today gains...

[Anonymous No.22223737]

>>22223693
do you actually think the indians will stay in india? they already flood into america and canada and india isn't even uninhabitable yet

think the syrian refugee crisis except there's a billion fucking Indians flooding everywhere in the world

[Anonymous No.22223742]

>>22223647
I hope this will be a learning experience for me

[Anonymous No.22223752]

>>22223690
Ok

[Anonymous No.22223765]

>>22223742
That's it? baby.

[Anonymous No.22223778]

i bought spy and apple calls because someone on twitter said to. how fucked am i ?

[Anonymous No.22223779]

Lost 9k today out of 46k savings...

Down to 37k now, 32 cash How long would it take to recover something like this

[Anonymous No.22223783]

>>22223671
Nothing personnel

[Anonymous No.22223786]

>>22223690
>>22223737
You've been wrong for the last 70 years you've tried to push this shit and you'll be wrong for the next 70. There are an incalculable number of factors that effect regional climates when one begins to shift. It's not so simple as "entire globe temperature go up gib tax money to fix huehueheuheueh" that you Al Goreites push. Paradoxical feedback loops exist. Green Sahara has existed during much hotter times than now because its cycles are much more complicated than your simplistic shit.

[Anonymous No.22223787]

>>22223690
Way ahead of you. I went off grid back in 2012.
I still have Satellite internet, but if the society implodes and I lose it then oh well. The internet has been awful since 2008 anyway.

[Anonymous No.22223794]

>>22223779
impossible

[Anonymous No.22223807]

redpill me on GME
why do people think it's going up other than new consoles lauching

[Anonymous No.22223823]

>>22223786
ok
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/2020/07/heat-wave-thawed-siberia-now-on-fire
the only relevant feedback loop right now is the permafrost melting, releasing methane, then burning

[Anonymous No.22223827]

>>22223807
Short squeeze

[mr. chang No.22223829]

>>22223690
keep saying that please. so you may help raise the price of oil and make me more money.

[Anonymous No.22223839]

didnt ball out this week but made money every day and thats good enough for me

[Anonymous No.22223846]

>>22223786
It doesn't matter that it's not true. It's still being used as another excuse to resettle subhumans into first world countries.

[Anonymous No.22223847]

>>22223823
You don't even know what Green Sahara is, I guarantee it. You're just spouting publication articles that have been writing the exact same nonsense since before you were born based on projections using only data they want to produce a narrative.

[Anonymous No.22223853]

>>22223807
115% of the public float is short, shorts can't cover unless insiders and big dicks sell. It used to be 100% but then Ryan Cohen (CHWY) bought 9 million shares.

>>22223829
oil has a few decades left but if you think the market cap of Exxon will be larger in 2040 than in 2020 you're just lolwrong

[Anonymous No.22223859]

>>22223783
We're at the green line right now.

[Anonymous No.22223860]

>>22223647
Not liking the sell off volume for GME bros

[Anonymous No.22223862]

I was up 3k at one point and now I'm down $400

[Anonymous No.22223870]

>>22223807
you can do your own DD
hint: >100% short interest of float

[Anonymous No.22223883]

>>22223847
>based on projections
siberia is already having yearly forest fires, and they're getting worse each year, this isn't projection its observation
>muh hockey stick
go long XOM or whatever

[Anonymous No.22223888]

This is just the beginning. Cash out and buy gold. The housing crisis is going to be 1000x worse than what we saw in 2008.

[Anonymous No.22223891]

Should i buy more wkhs? It is the only green thing I have.

[Anonymous No.22223892]

>>22223846
An unfortunate truth right here, this anon gets it.

[Anonymous No.22223899]

Thoughts on Peloton? Earnings coming up

[Anonymous No.22223909]

Anyone getting worried with how many anons are expecting green on Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.22223913]

>>22223860
>After Hours Volume: 20.7K
uh ok dude.

[Anonymous No.22223923]

>>22223899
Probably a good short-term pick if this quasi lockdown continues.

[Anonymous No.22223929]

>>22223690
Invest is mother fucking Water
Water wars are coming

[Anonymous No.22223930]

>>22223883
So you're saying that Siberia is reaching 451 degrees farenheight and trees are spontaneously combusting? You don't have any deep knowledge of anything you're pushing right now. You have an incredibly surface level understanding based on the time your middle school science teacher made you watch An Inconvenient Truth and the powerpoints you read based on a decades worth of falsified climate data under Obama's NASA that had to be corrected after his ass was gone.

[Anonymous No.22223932]

>>22223909
who is expecting green? we are all shaking in fear

[Anonymous No.22223944]

>>22223690
More like +2

[Anonymous No.22223947]

>>22223888
Now post this again but with your bear photo like yesterday. Post it every day so that one day you'll be right.

[Anonymous No.22223952]

>>22223888
>muh boomer rocks
good digits but wrong thesis, gold dumps just as hard as stocks do during a GFC (which a housing collapse would absolutely trigger)

It recovers quickly but so does tech, if you think the market is going to go full 1929 the correct investment is probably gold mining companies and cash (because the dollar SPIKES during a GFC, not dumps)

[Anonymous No.22223963]

I like the idea of making x2 my green (who don't right?). So if GME hits 18 per I'd make my target amount. However the idea of tossing 10,000 into an extremely volatile stock and losing it all or a big chunk of it scares the fuck outta me..

[Anonymous No.22223975]

Good stuff to hold for 15-20 yrs?
Also
$MMP vs $EPD?

[Anonymous No.22223981]

>>22223930
>So you're saying that Siberia is reaching 451 degrees farenheight and trees are spontaneously combusting?
This is the second time you've literally just made shit up I never said, filtered now

>>22223944
The amount of methane released by the permafrost melting will be at least equal to all human emissions up to this pont

[Anonymous No.22223988]

Wat

[Anonymous No.22224006]

>>22223981
Are you talking about the Arctic emissions super gun?

[Anonymous No.22224008]

I'm going to buy a few TSLA weeklies next Friday just in case there isn't any S&P news after hours.

[mr. chang No.22224013]

>>22223883
if you seriously believe in the 0 emmssions deal, they go kys and help the planet because you're also producing greenhouse gas.

[Anonymous No.22224019]

>>22223975
Planning on buying KO and IRM (thanks to that private equity anon from last night) for the dividends.

[Anonymous No.22224028]

>>22223932
Seems to be the general sentiment I'm getting from here or at least mainly the earlier threads. Glad I didn't touch Tesla.

[Anonymous No.22224034]

>>22223930
Just like when the Vikings were growing wheat in Greenland. I guess that their longboats emitted a lot of CO2

[Anonymous No.22224048]

>>22224006
Yeah, the permafrost isn't just melting, it's melting and then catching fire

>>22224013
>namefag xombie /pol/fag thinks antarctica is floating
imagine actually taking investment advice from this guy

[Anonymous No.22224101]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/us-defense-department-reaffirms-10-billion-cloud-deal-to-microsoft-2020-09-04

MSFT HAS WON JEDI AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.22224110]

Bhlb will triple your money in less than a year and you get fatass divies while you wait. Y'all must hate money. I hold bhlb dphc wkhs and get. This is the Chad portfolio that stayed green today and will gain during a crash. Do some dd anons

[Anonymous No.22224122]

Plenty of room to drop still

[mr. chang No.22224128]

>>22224048
and rambling nonsense helps your case how?
let me know when your tsla bags come back up.

[Anonymous No.22224144]

>>22223671
3 day day wait is fucking excruciating

[Anonymous No.22224146]

>>22224048
This guy has grate bate

[Anonymous No.22224149]

>>22224028
Yup, I'll be drinking my anxiety away. Got a bottle of Oban single malt that will tide me over.

[Anonymous No.22224182]

>>22224128
I don't feel any need to "make a case" to literally 30 IQ Qultists who repost /pol/ screenshots as arguments, enjoy your XOM bags

>>22224146
this is fair, if he's trolling it's a art

[Anonymous No.22224208]

>>22223647
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4372597-gamestop-short-squeeze-part-iii-atop-caldera

[Anonymous No.22224216]

>>22224182
I'm talking about you tranny.

[Anonymous No.22224220]

>>22223729
It could be red

[Anonymous No.22224225]

>>22224110
>bhlb
Why

[Anonymous No.22224230]

How do I buy calls on thots?

[Anonymous No.22224238]

I TOLD YOU

I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO SELL TSLA

I SHILLED FOR TWO WHOLE DAYS SAYING SELL FUCKING TSLA BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

AND NOW YOU MISSED S&P INCLUSION

[Anonymous No.22224244]

can someone post the stock/crypto chart with the foot???

[mr. chang No.22224249]

>>22224182
it's more factual than

>Yeah, the permafrost isn't just melting, it's melting and then catching fire

[Anonymous No.22224258]

>>22224225
Look into it....you're welcome

[Anonymous No.22224267]

>>22224238
I really think TSLA is going to go up. There were a decent amount of buys and everyone seems to be holding now.

[Anonymous No.22224276]

>>22224267
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.22224281]

>>22224110
Vrt is the last stock not get

[Anonymous No.22224288]

>>22224258
I tried, all I found was leadership jumping ship.
Are new leaders better?
Divvy looks nice, growth potential looks nice.

[Anonymous No.22224290]

>>22224208
does anyone have information on short sellers? Like is it possible to find out what prices/volumes they were shorted on?
Most of the free shit online are limited and require subscriptions.
What kinda spike will we need on Thursday opening to get the ball rolling again?

[Anonymous No.22224301]

>>22224238
I also said that Tesla is gonna get dumped on, but they thought Tesla only goes up.

[Anonymous No.22224302]

>>22224249
qultists literally live in an alternate reality

[Anonymous No.22224308]

So my gf is threating to break up with me because I want to put my cat to sleep instead of spent $3000 on surgery, I told her I was getting a new kitten after, I made around 4k this month selling AAPL and I dont' want to spend it all on my cat.

You guys think if I just got another cat that looked like my cat she just won't know?

[Anonymous No.22224313]

>>22224276
Is this pattern called the ‘tranny gash’?

[Anonymous No.22224324]

>>22224288
Check out their book value and why their eps were so bad last quarter and you'll see they should be trading at at least double

[Anonymous No.22224326]

>>22224182
>an*

[Anonymous No.22224341]

>>22224324
Will do, thanks

[Anonymous No.22224345]

>>22224308
Is your girlfriend literally 6 or something? You're not supposed to have to explain the concept of death to a grown woman

[Anonymous No.22224352]

>>22224276
I just want to say a lot of those buys are over $400 despite todays low, so it's obviously going to be green tuesday or everyone is an idiot (which also wouldn't surprise me)

stop losses activated just in case.

>>22224313
>Is this pattern called
Nail in the coffin.

[Anonymous No.22224367]

>>22224308
that'll only work if you gf had the mental capacity of an 8 year old, and at that point you probably shouldn't be dating her anyway

[Anonymous No.22224377]

>>22224308
WTF? It's your cat. Frankly it'd be the better option to just put the cat to sleep if it's old or the surgery is risky. You'd also save 3000.

[Anonymous No.22224387]

>>22224367
If his gf had a mental capacity above 8 years old she would understand a cat being put down for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.22224392]

>>22224048
It’s not gonna happen

[Anonymous No.22224396]

>>22224308
>Having a girlfriend
>investing in stocks
I bet your trend looks like this

[Anonymous No.22224414]

Imagine not being a horse chad rn

[Anonymous No.22224419]

>>22224341
Check out vrt too. These are two gems I've found that literally no one talks about. And I mean fucking GEMS

[Anonymous No.22224420]

What's this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.22224435]

>>22224420
Correction

[Anonymous No.22224437]

>>22224392
it is literally already happening and the market distortion from people denying reality represents opportunity

[Anonymous No.22224442]

>when someone disagrees with the earth being 'literally on fire bro' instead of presenting facts they start calling you a cultist and screaming while launching themselves even further into hyperbole because no one's taking them seriously

[Anonymous No.22224446]

>>22223647
i lost a lot of money today

[Anonymous No.22224464]

>>22224419
>7x debt to equity
Wew

[Anonymous No.22224465]

>>22224308
Probably stay away from saying it'll save you money. That makes you sound cheap and like a dick. Instead if it's old or sick, explain that the cat's quality of life is bad and it'll just continue suffering, even after the surgery. Putting it down will save it from all of that.

[Anonymous No.22224468]

>>22224308
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.22224489]

>>22224446
more or less than yesterday? if more, what the fuck did you do

[Anonymous No.22224490]

>>22223988

Definitely not in a bubble

[Anonymous No.22224511]

Bloomberg terminal looks so comfy

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.22224521]

Teradyne seems like a good company by all measurements. Anyone holding this?

[Anonymous No.22224531]

>>22224489
more. i panic bought short term puts on AAPL and calls on VXX

[Anonymous No.22224538]

Surely Tesla will open red on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.22224540]

>>22224446
Me too bro, me too

[mr. chang No.22224544]

>>22224442
naw he's trying to justify his losses on bynd that's all.

[Anonymous No.22224554]

>>22224538
Green. high volume buys and holds today. It might crab.

[Anonymous No.22224561]

>>22224464
Look at how much in backlog because covid really fucked up their supply chain. And who is running it

[Anonymous No.22224571]

>reeeee you can't just
https://thediplomat.com/2020/07/siberia-on-fire/
>cite actual sources
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20190822-why-is-the-arctic-on-fire
>I only trust Alex Jones
https://www.google.com/amp/s/api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/science/2020/07/heat-wave-thawed-siberia-now-on-fire
>everything is fine
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/2020/02/arctic-thawing-ground-releasing-shocking-amount-dangerous-gases/
>emissions don't real guys Q told me
https://theconversation.com/heat-waves-wildfire-and-permafrost-thaw-the-norths-climate-change-trifecta-142220

[Anonymous No.22224592]

>>22224554
you didn't see the news?

[Anonymous No.22224601]

how do i profit off chinese high school girls

[Anonymous No.22224613]

>>22224308
tell her that the cat wont enjoy life after surgery

[Anonymous No.22224616]

>>22224571
The fuck are we supposed to do? Vote? Nuke India and China back into the Stone Age along with Africa for good measure?

[Anonymous No.22224619]

>>22224571
>https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/2020/07/heat-wave-thawed-siberia-now-on-fire/
That's metal as fuck.

[Anonymous No.22224625]

>>22223862
which animu is this?

[Anonymous No.22224632]

>>22223690
daily reminder that global warming is real, and will be remembered as man's greatest achievement. daily reminder that 20% of the landmass of earth is species-poor frozen wastes and 33% is desert, both will be greatly reduced if we manage to get out of this ice age

[Anonymous No.22224637]

>>22224592
no. What news?

[Anonymous No.22224667]

>>22224637
No S&P inclusion. cucked by etsy

[Anonymous No.22224673]

>Motley Fool piece of shit website puts out THIRD article bashing wkhs saying it must go down
how fucking pathetic is this and why is this even legal to use your garbage blog as a tool to make money off of your short position

[Anonymous No.22224683]

BHLB looks tempting.. Under 10 per now. The high was 33 before the virus hit. Divvy don't look bad either. So even at 20 per I'd make double my green. 10,000 tossed in would give me 1000 shares. x 0.24 divvy, I'd get 240 x4. 24 extra share per payout.

[Anonymous No.22224690]

>>22224616
>nuke china
yes, you seem to think that because I'm not in climate denial I'm some faggot liberal, bombing China is the best thing we could possibly do right now

[Anonymous No.22224692]

>>22224632
Don't forget the bonus of flooding the cityfags(anons excluded hopefully).

[Anonymous No.22224704]

>>22224667
Hahaha holy fuckkk. I'm buying puts now.

[Anonymous No.22224711]

>>22224122
>Etsy on SP500
>A fucking website for selling crafts and shit
>On the S&P 500

[Anonymous No.22224716]

>>22224625
Girls und Panzer

[Anonymous No.22224721]

>>22224420
Why is JPM green when the whole rest of the market is red and vice versa?

[Anonymous No.22224725]

>>22224632
this is definitely a long term opportunity for countries like canada but we'll have to deal with the literal hordes of shitskins fleeing the uninhabitable equator

>>22224673
I saw those, they all make the same silly boomer argument
>hurrdurr no sales don't buy
like they didn't even read the earnings call or do basic research beyond finviz

[Anonymous No.22224732]

>>22224308
i'd have paid $3000 to save my cat last month, but he did in my arms after work instead, crying for me to help him.

he was better than any dog i've known.

i guess it depends on you and your cat's relationship.

[Anonymous No.22224742]

>>22224690
I can dig it

[Anonymous No.22224744]

>>22224238
I sold TSLA on Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.22224762]

>>22224690
Not gonna happen

[Anonymous No.22224766]

>>22224732
Guys who own cats are faggots, dogs are the true bros

[Anonymous No.22224769]

>>22224732
Keep in mind surgery only delays the inevitable unless your pet is young and fit. I had to make the hard choice to let my 10 year old shitzu die because I wasn't going to pay for removing the same recurrent tumors a third time on a ten year old dog.

[Anonymous No.22224773]

>>22223647
Black pill me on GameStop GME

[Anonymous No.22224774]

You gotta wonder; if ESTY was such an "threat" why didn't Amazon or Walmart buy them when they were much cheaper? Makes you think don't it.. Your supposed to take the ax to a threat while it's small, not when it grows.

[Anonymous No.22224808]

>>22224762
It probably won't happen in the next few years but war with China is as inevitable now as war with Germany was in 1936. The solution to climate change is to actually straight up seize control of the global climate through orbital megaprojects, because poos and chinks won't reduce emissions to save themselves.

[Anonymous No.22224810]

>>22224704
it already bounced up, you are several days too late, genius

[Anonymous No.22224813]

>>22224673
Even decades ago the author of the Intelligent Investor said the Motley Fool is fucking trash.

[Anonymous No.22224820]

>>22224692
Kind of side tracking, but I wonder how many problems that are around today wouldn't have existed if hippies never came about/dealt with
>nuclear powee fearmongering
>hippie communes
>hippie counter culture
Etcetera.

[Anonymous No.22224824]

>>22224773
They’re finished after the console releases

[Anonymous No.22224834]

>>22224774
Its not a threat to them. The closest competitor is Ebay, Craigslist, and maybe Amazon. Its literally a website for selling homemade crafts and "vintage" shit you don't want anymore while pretending its "art."

[Anonymous No.22224840]

>>22224766
better than any dog.
loyal, kind, and always by my side for 14 years.

>>22224769
it does matter of course, on how long you'll get for it.

[Anonymous No.22224850]

>>22224820
Hippies were almost exclusively a KGB propaganda project. Yuri Bezemenov talks about it in his interviews

[Anonymous No.22224857]

>>22224813
I wonder what the returns would be if you just bought everything Motley Fool said not to. When I was doing research on FSLR I found an old Fool article that said not to buy them on the exact day of the absolute all time bottom.

[Anonymous No.22224859]

>>22224773
coinflip on Sept 9 earnings. If green line go up to fast, it squeezes hard and boom. >100% short interest. People are expecting $50, maybe $100.

Or maybe nothing happens because Nasdaq dumps too hard and we have to wait for Q3 for the next chance.

[Anonymous No.22224866]

>>22224820
Was meant for
>>22224690

[Anonymous No.22224876]

>>22224813
>>22224725
can't wait for the fourth one where they're seething as it's $25+

[Anonymous No.22224881]

I was up 2000 before the dip. Sold and made a profit of about 150...

[Anonymous No.22224885]

Any chance Tesla goes back near 500 before January? or should I just cut losses

[Anonymous No.22224892]

>>22224840
Kys catfag, DOGBROS are the real lads

[Anonymous No.22224903]

>>22224820
Hippies ruined Greenpeace and the founder hates them and loves nuclear. Convincing only free love buttfuckers to acknowledge the climate crisis was the greatest scam big oil ever pulled.

[Anonymous No.22224912]

>>22224859
is the short percent still really high? I figured if people were feeling squeezed, the past few days were excellent opportunities for them to jump out while the market took a shit

[Anonymous No.22224914]

>>22224859
Perfext

[Anonymous No.22224917]

>>22224885
do you even know what tesla is? jesus christ

[Anonymous No.22224921]

>>22224892
Animals have distinct personalities anon, you can have a bro cat or a bitchy dog

>>22224881
>sell the dip
????

[Anonymous No.22224928]

>>22224885
TSLA appears to be on a down cycle, so it probably wont pop for a while.

[Anonymous No.22224930]

>>22224711
Etsy is great I shop and sell there all the time.

[Anonymous No.22224936]

show yourself RKT bros

[Anonymous No.22224944]

>>22224885
Just HODL. TSLA is crypto.

[Anonymous No.22224949]

>>22224930
For what?

[Anonymous No.22224951]

>>22224711
never underestimate $BECKY etf.

[Anonymous No.22224959]

>>22224917
Yes.

[Anonymous No.22224962]

>>22224917
It's conceivable (though unlikely) that shorts get greedy at $300, the short ratio explodes, and the stock pops back up

[Anonymous No.22224971]

>>22224921
I know, fren. I’m just being a cunt because I’m down 10%

[Anonymous No.22224972]

>>22224808
the solution is a mass culling of the world population.

megaprojects are a pipe dream, even if technically feasible; compared to the simplicity of engineering a plague that kills 80% of the populace. maybe 50% then they let ancillary chaos take out the rest before reasserting dominance

you know china would do it at the drop of a hat. key is hoping someone does it that'll keep around people other than themselves.

come to think of it, corona virus is probably a load of useful data for such a project.

[Anonymous No.22224994]

>>22224949
Clothes, pins, patches, audio gear, stickers, stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.22224998]

>>22224971
i went from +34% to +4% for my all time gains.
and lost my best friend, the cat, recently.

life is fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.22225012]

>>22224959
then you must know about their multiple factories and producing over a million cars by next year.
extreme doubt that the stock price would just permanently fall from here. also, just zoom out on the graph, these drops are common and are just followed by more pumps once people realize once again that they're missing out (and stupid bottom shorters get squeezed)

[Anonymous No.22225017]

Hey guys, fellow STONKS trader here :)
One quick question: people keeping referring me to buy ticker symbol NGMI. This was after I bought Tesla last week and sold it yesterday because I was scared. Anyways, see you guys on the MOON.
I’m heading back to /WSB because I prefer their input.

[Anonymous No.22225021]

>>22224972
>megaprojects are too infeasible
>let's do genocide instead
Somehow I doubt you'll get much political support for your big brain schemes.

Also, Starship makes it technically feasible. All hail the flying grain silo.

[Anonymous No.22225024]

>I have a PhD in economics. Let me tell you about how REAL inflation doesn't exist and how you're all just imagining that prices for everything is going up. Trust me, I'm using fuzzy math.

Does this fag still browse /smg/?

[Anonymous No.22225034]

>>22224912
shorts up to $8 have probably covered now and stopped the snowballing because of the massive dump, they're the reason GME was even green on Thursday.

i cant find too many details on shorts online though. S3 is apparently good but it's not free.

[Anonymous No.22225035]

>>22224972
>kill
Just sterilise them

[Anonymous No.22225041]

What the hell are you all even talking about? Climate change? Did trump announce something or did that become a sticking point for the relief checks? Or did Jerome or Christine mention it?

ALRIGHT MY FRENS
I did a little looking around on the MarketEdge tool I have access to. Here are the highlights
>VIX etf's upgraded to neutral from avoid (UVXY, VXX, VIXY)
>SVXY not downgraded but "Caution: Stock is moving Against Opinion."
>DENN upgrade to BUY - could have big upward movement
>WMT is STRONG BUY
>DD upgraded to STRONG BUY
>COST upgraded to BUY
>CMG still STRONG BUY
>AVGO is Strong Buy
>BAC still Strong Buy
>BABA still Strong Buy
>MRK still Strong Buy
>KO upgraded to STRONG Buy
>PARSLEY ENERGY (PE) downgraded to neutral
>;_;
>MSFT downgraded to neutral
>;_;
>REGN and LLY now downgraded to SHORT SELL STOCKS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA NONONONONO

>ARNC - ARCONIC
something weird going on here, I'm guessing they had some sort of big news. Could be big upward momentum?
>>22224019
don't you think he was full of shit?

>>22224521
No but I'm pretty sure ARK likes them.

somehow downgraded by marketedge second opinion to a Short Sell candidate, I expect the S&P announcement could reverse the lack of positive OBV.

>>22224971
>>22224998
niggas I'm down big all time
If you compare it to just buying and holding vtsax, I should probably kill myself. You're fine.

[Anonymous No.22225049]

>>22224903
is there a good growth/divvy nuclear and renewable power stock?

i was gonna go with FANG, diamondback energy, to get some energy sector exposure after this 100% tech fiasco, but i'd rather due something not oil...

[Anonymous No.22225054]

>>22225024
bacon bits at Costco went down like 10%, deflation is here guys

[Anonymous No.22225055]

>>22225024
Yet mcdonalds nuggies stayed the same. eat my wang grocery shoppers.

[Anonymous No.22225063]

>>22225024
What’s the CPI?

[Anonymous No.22225067]

>>22224711
Where else would I buy a custom craftsman made 1.5k maple wood table?

[Anonymous No.22225070]

>>22225012
thanks bro. I have a $500 leap call for January 2021. Hoping it'll bounce.

[Anonymous No.22225095]

>Moshi moshi
>Dumpu the stocks

[Anonymous No.22225098]

>>22225034
Should I be looking to start selling it off or just hold into the new console hype hoping it starts the squeeze up again?

[Anonymous No.22225099]

>>22225067
I actually really like this but I'd question how sturdy the legs are.

[Anonymous No.22225108]

>>22225049
I like FSLR and it's on sale right now, buy the dip

[Anonymous No.22225128]

>>22224994
>Women in charge of buying things

[Anonymous No.22225134]

>>22223647
Never stop Gamestopping

[Anonymous No.22225142]

>>22225063
https://www.bls.gov/cpi/

[Anonymous No.22225153]

>>22225128
I'm a dude. Not even a tranny.

[Anonymous No.22225164]

>>22224420
peacefully correcting

[Anonymous No.22225177]

>>22225021
doesn't need political support.
needs a solitary amoral government's off-book support, and then only a small portion of the government ever need be in the know.

COVID19 works as a proof of concept. the fucking isolated tribes off the islands of india no one is allowed legal contact with who all live like its 40,000 years ago got the fucking thing somehow.
it hit everywhere.

it just needs to be 100 times as lethal and maybe a little slower in its killing, or as >>22225035 said, have a sterility side effect.
which was a plot point in a Stargate SG-1 episode...

sufficient megaprojects need logistical and economic cooperation across the entire globe on a scale, and with focus, greater than ww2.

[Anonymous No.22225189]

Be real, it was severely overdue.

[Anonymous No.22225199]

>>22225153
>homos existing

[Anonymous No.22225215]

>>22225177
might the vaccine have a sterilizing side effect?

[Anonymous No.22225219]

>>22225153
>Clothes, pins, patches, audio gear, stickers, stuff like that.
>I'm a dude. Not even a tranny.
You are however a faggot. How did you get lost on Reddit and end up here?

[Anonymous No.22225221]

>>22224308
Is she Asian? If so, make her a nice dinner with the cat and all will be forgiven. It'll be a nostalgic taste that will bring her back to her childhood. She may even prefer you buy a new kitten if you make it good enough. Make sure to use scallions, sesame oil, oyster sauce, onions sauce, ginger, star anise, and shaoxing wine for authentic taste.

[Anonymous No.22225223]

>>22225199
I'm not gay either bruh.

[Anonymous No.22225224]

there is now more money to be made for market maker to pump tesla than shorting it any further.
clueless bottom shorters are getting wrecked next week. shorting bad news after it has already dropped so much is a zombie move
+25% next week, screenshot this post

[Anonymous No.22225227]

>>22225099
i'd need to check it out in person and put a weight on each end one at a time, or something.

but i am digging the aesthetics.

[Anonymous No.22225245]

>>22225215
Only for huwites

[Anonymous No.22225248]

>>22223647
GameStop faggots

[Anonymous No.22225251]

>>22225215
If it’s made by Bill Gates it will.

[Anonymous No.22225250]

>>22225221
I got bored of Genki doesn't she get molested in a train in part 2?

[Anonymous No.22225271]

>>22223913
Forreal

[Anonymous No.22225272]

>>22225248
battletoads 2020 inbound

[Anonymous No.22225276]

Gonna be so happy when the virus strikes back this fall/winter and tech stocks (aka Apple) go sky high again. (Note: I'm not in any way advocating people dying just the money aspect of it)

[Anonymous No.22225282]

>>22225215
that'd work, too.
i think they'll see the problem with that method, though, as they notice how hard it is to get everyone to take the COVID19 vaccine.

only a third of the US population will take it within its first year, voluntarily.
getting it mass produced and forced into the paranoid's and third worlder's would be probably too difficult.

though, they could go with a lethal virus and a steralizing vaccine combo, so they get them at both ends, and it more quickly kills the third worlders and most paranoid people.

[Anonymous No.22225285]

>>22225227
Same but I'd probably get something that won't get tipped.

[Anonymous No.22225291]

>>22225272
Topestkek

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.22225299]

>>22225041
Do those tools ever tell you the return you'd get if you listened to them?

[Anonymous No.22225306]

Ngl I use Etsy to buy plants. You can get like 7 plants for 35 bucks, it’s great. Makes the apartment smell nice, you have new plantbros, and hoes love that shit

[Anonymous No.22225317]

>>22225306
I didn't know you could buy plants from etsy. Cool.

[Anonymous No.22225323]

>>22225285
that'd go really well with a pair of nice benches and two end seats, instead of all seats.

[Anonymous No.22225328]

>wearing masks will increase 10% chance with with thotts

[Anonymous No.22225332]

>>22223787
Imagine the smell...paradise.
Well done, Anon, if the pic is your off the grid spot.

[Anonymous No.22225338]

got assigned today. officially on the /GME/ train now.

[Anonymous No.22225343]

>>22225323
Yeah or a restaurant style booth

[Anonymous No.22225349]

>>22225285
Whoever made that has some skill. Like the color/stain of the wood.

[Anonymous No.22225350]

AMD is supposed to release the Zen 3 processors this month, right? Any news, dates, or events announced yet? Should I stop by /g/ and bug them?

[Anonymous No.22225359]

Yas Queen
Watch Your Money Plummet!

[Anonymous No.22225392]

>>22225317
Yeah dude, that’s pretty much all I use it for. I highly suggest buying smaller plants though because it’s a better deal, and they’re less likely to get fucked in the mail. I’ve been buying succulents because (string of pearls, panda plant, etc) because they’re easy to grow and survive the trip

[Anonymous No.22225396]

>>22224387
lmao

[Anonymous No.22225398]

>>22225306
what kind of indoor plants are best for apartments that dont get much sunlight?

[Anonymous No.22225401]

>>22225332
It's the closest preview to heaven that I've found in my life.

[Anonymous No.22225411]

>>22225350
It will be in late 2020, as confirmed by their CEO.

[Anonymous No.22225430]

>>22225098
personally im holding because even if the squeeze doesn't work out, you have enough elements to speculate on a comeback with not much downside within a year.
Gamestop could go bankrupt in 5 years if they don't get their shit together, but not in the year where gaming just had a massive boom (like Animal Crossing sold over 20m+ copies last month) thanks to covid. This is also the same year that has a double console release. Gamestop's financials are actually not that bad and no one else in America has the same presence as them for vidya retail. Ryan Cohen has had great success setting up a niche in e-commerce even with Amazon, and i'm sure you can see how Gamestop is well positioned to make a comeback in that aspect (compared to starting entirely from scratch like Cohen did) if they improve their app before Christmas buying starts in full force.
also if Gamestop actually pulls off a short squeeze, we'll be saying in hindsight that they've been planning it out all the way since 2019 with their share buybacks and the fact that delayed Q2 earnings to Sept in the first place along with the coincidental timing of Cohen's SEC filing. Also another board member is buddy buddy with Cohen so this almost seems like blatant manipulation to pop the short seller bubble.

Is a short squeeze guaranteed? Hell no, remember that the market-wide dump just fucked us over. Doesn't matter how good the news is on Sept 9 if everyone is panicking and liquidating stocks as we won't be able to start a domino effect.
Would I hold Gamestop past November? Most likely not unless they convince me they're getting their shit together. $6 billion annual revenue means nothing if it's declining with no hope and they can't have a profitable quarter.

[Anonymous No.22225432]

Rate my portfolio

[Anonymous No.22225443]

>>22225282
Or mandate them like half the western countries are currently planning. Long big pharma I guess

[Anonymous No.22225461]

>>22225398
English ivy, devil’s ivy, Chinese money plant, song of India, a ton of succulent varieties, decorative plants like fittonias, even some cacti like low light. Just try stuff and experiment. If you live in a humid place with low light, ferns are very easy to grow

[Anonymous No.22225464]

>>22223932
Hoping this is sarcasm

[Anonymous No.22225482]

>>22225401
is that upstate new york?

[Anonymous No.22225488]

>>22225432
Why V over MA?

[Anonymous No.22225498]

>>22225411
Damn. I'm guessing the same goes for the new gpu's too? Nvidia is going to secure a good foothold if that's the case.

[Anonymous No.22225506]

>>22225488
More people use V than MA

[Anonymous No.22225511]

I lost $3000 today in options. I retardedly bought a tesla call near the top and I bought some QQQ puts at the bottom. I realize my mistake was buying a lottery ticket set to expire in the next 5 hours, especially the puts. My question is, to recoup my cash short term (I already have long term plays) longer term options are the play, right? What longer term options do you anons recommend?
I was thinking wait for the crash to stabilize next week, then some OTM QQQ calls maybe 3-4 weeks out above $300. thoughts?

[Anonymous No.22225519]

I'm all for doing your own research but did you guys really just get good off of articals and YT videos? did you guys have a mentor? someone you could talk it out with in person? I feel like it'd help me immensely

[Anonymous No.22225527]

>>22225482
Appalachia

[Anonymous No.22225543]

>>22225488
Seconding this.
I've seen alot of shilling for MA, though V seems to have a lower entry barrier with about equal value.

[Anonymous No.22225548]

>>22225519
I just get my advice from TiK Tokers. Tesla $600 EOM.

[Anonymous No.22225549]

>>22225527
beautiful, I was in Gatlinburg and western NC last month. Love it out there

[Anonymous No.22225567]

>>22225299
yep and they claim to have an excellent track record, but I'm assuming that's pretty easy with the perma bull run

They would've made me a fortune if I'd have bought when they recommended TUPP, NRZ, or PMT

[Anonymous No.22225575]

>>22223765
Most people have less than 1000 in savings according to some article.

[Anonymous No.22225578]

>>22225506
and at one point more people used horses than cars
Do you have any good reasons?
>>22225543
The higher entry barrier is by design. Fractional shares make it pointless anyway for those that use them.

[Anonymous No.22225596]

>>22225548
>mfw a chinese social media app with dancing nurse videos is the main influence for your investment decisions

[Anonymous No.22225599]

>>22225511
>I lost $3000 today in options.
Sucks. You learned your lesson though, yes?
>My question is, to recoup my cash short term
short term? Nah.
I'll tell you though. Wait for a bull market and buy some OTM SPY calls about 15 days or so ahead, Sell those shits at the slightest hint of a drop.

Take the profits and then buy some more out of the money calls a few days further out, rinse, repeat. Don't be stupid.

[Anonymous No.22225623]

>>22225578
desu no not really i bought it on the prospect people are going to be spending more soon enough once we return to normal in the covid since. but i might buy both desu

[Anonymous No.22225626]

>>22225596
You gotta think like a clown in a clown market.

[Anonymous No.22225643]

>>22225519
investopedia
learn as you go. Like I didn't know what a short squeeze and short interest was until I've been reading into it myself until /smg/ was talking about GME over the weekend, also the fact that GME is actually nowhere close to bankruptcy despite my impressions kinda surprised me when I actually looked into their financials.

for how shitty /smg/ is, it's at least better than trying to learn while in an environment like Stocktwits (look at their GNUS page for example, full of delusional bagholders who FOMO'd in). Don't buy into a random pick that /smg/ recommends, always do your own DD first and have only yourself to blame if things don't work out.

[Anonymous No.22225645]

>>22225575
Most people are dumb.

[Anonymous No.22225673]

>>22225498
>Nvidia is going to secure a good foothold if that's the case
I don't think, a lot of people will wait for the release of AMD's Big Navi specs before deciding what they're going to buy. Nvidia's RTX 3070 isn't out until October and that's going to be their big seller, the other ones have terrible value for the money.

[Anonymous No.22225696]

>no SP500 inclusion
OOPSY I MADE A POOPSY
One of my TSLAnnies will clean it up
I had a BIG burrito for lunch. Good with some dank weed #420BLZAEIT
I might have some taco bell before battery day. I am sorry, but you get THEM MUNCHIES. #YOLO #SHORTYSHORTS

[Anonymous No.22225700]

>>22224308
tell her "MY CAT MY CHOICE, YOU ARENT AGAINST PRO-CHOICE, ARE YOU???"

[Anonymous No.22225708]

>>22225519
>>22225643
>Don't buy into a random pick that /smg/ recommends, always do your own DD first and have only yourself to blame if things don't work out.
*Don't just buy into a random pick
by this i mean that /smg/ can be kinda good as a source for tips, you gotta do your DD before you commit YOUR hard-earned money into it.

/smg/ was good to me since TSM is now my fav semiconductor stock.

[Anonymous No.22225725]

>>22225673
>the other ones have terrible value for the money.
You say that but 699 for 2x the performance of a 2080ti is definitely going to get a decent amount of buyers.

[Anonymous No.22225776]

>>22225359

That's a reliable sell signal.

[Anonymous No.22225785]

>>22225623
no problem man, both are great stocks. MA is definitely #2 but it's becoming more and more of a 2 player industry as express shits itself. Having both is fine as they follow each other fairly closely, just depends if you'd rather dump the eggs in one or both baskets, depending on if you like the company you pick or the strength of the industry. Personally I pick MA (entered at $220) because of the marginally better growth than V but V is still a very successful company. I don't know when I'll ever sell but both companies are extremely solid.

[Anonymous No.22225788]

b-bros...?

[Anonymous No.22225794]

Posting plantbros

[Anonymous No.22225813]

When is the most likely day for the GME squeeze? Sep 9?

[Anonymous No.22225831]

>>22225794
this picture made me sad, I've been WFH since march and i just know all my windowsill plants in my office are dead....

[Anonymous No.22225838]

>>22225794
>collection of books you will never read or have read
>plants that will die when you forget or get tired of feeding them water
very original

[mr. chang No.22225839]

>>22225788
it's meh. we finally found the root of the rally. or at least one of them. expect a much slower recovery. it will be there.

[Anonymous No.22225847]

>>22225599
I learned this the hard way today. My QQQ calls went from +150% to -5%. I panic sold at the bottom. Went back in on AAPL calls for January. I will hold these until I fucking die.

[Anonymous No.22225851]

fully expecting Tesla to open around 360.

[Anonymous No.22225857]

Whats the best way to gift my nephew and godson a bit of stock and a bit of lolz crypto? 529 account?

[Anonymous No.22225863]

>>22223690
I thought all of you faggots shifted focus to browbeating people in to wearing bullshit linen masks everywhere.

[Anonymous No.22225865]

>>22225788
It's all froth. Always has been. Atleast since 2015 atleast

[Anonymous No.22225877]

>>22225785
right now i only have 1451 dollars that i'm saving for IPOs while having these as the basis of my portfolio

[Anonymous No.22225881]

> TSLA BATTERY DAY AGHH, BUY BUY PLEASE MY BAGS HURT.

[Anonymous No.22225890]

>>22225794
Anon what is you astrological sign? I dated a Virgo who loved plants. Her brother was a Virgo too and loved plants so much he became a botanist. Her dad was a virgo too and had a landscaping business.

[Anonymous No.22225897]

>>22225838
Don’t project your insecurities on me, ya fag. I’ve read most of them already

[Anonymous No.22225899]

>>22225696
Your attempt at being cringy is cringy in itself and you should feel embarrassed.
>>22225725
It doesn't matter either way, AMD isn't really competing against the 3080 or the 3090 and they're mostly going after the 3070 sales. The extra performance matters only to people willing to spend $700 on a GPU and AMD never had much of that market in the first place.

[Anonymous No.22225906]

>>22223647
My portfolio was worth $12,400 on Wednesday.

We’re all going to make it.

[Anonymous No.22225908]

>>22225788
Just means sell at the money calls on tech,

[Anonymous No.22225914]

>>22223859
Anon, I don't think I have seen this major level of cope in quite some time. We are going to go back to 2012 valuations unironically

[Anonymous No.22225916]

>>22225890
Libra

[Anonymous No.22225925]

>>22225906
Don't think your gonna make it, better keep wage slaving bro.

Not for you, keep your day job.

[Anonymous No.22225932]

>>22225877
That's not a bad position at all especially with tech being what it is right now, MA/V are like comfy slow growth ETFs but a good margin better growth. Solid investments especially with interest going up in the future

[Anonymous No.22225946]

>>22223988
IT'S NOT A BUBBLE! TECH IS THE FUTURE! LET'S TAKE MULTIPLES UP TO 100 YEARS+ VALUATION! MY TESLARINOS!

[Anonymous No.22225954]

>>22225897
>already neglecting the plants in this very post
told ya

[Anonymous No.22225964]

TSM is looking ripe for a juicy drop

[Anonymous No.22225968]

>>22225914
>5914▶
>>>222I23859

I agree on the cope, but no not 2012 valuations.
Sorry feds will keep manipulating until the meme virus dies off.

Gonna be cheapies anyway.

[Anonymous No.22225976]

QQQ must die for its sins

[Anonymous No.22225979]

[Anonymous No.22225982]

>>22225916
Based. My dad is a Libra. He's a huge reader too. Love my Libras. Keep posting plants pics.

[Anonymous No.22225987]

Make new bread me lazy

[Anonymous No.22226001]

>>22225954
They’re thriving

[Anonymous No.22226015]

>>22223988
>>22224490
how to detect if somebody is new:
they can't understand a fucking graph
hint, literally any graph of this type looks squeezed like this when, you literally squeeze it together
go ahead try it. not even on a graph for stocks. just any

[Anonymous No.22226016]

>>22225890
>>22225946
>Literal retard believes in astrology
>Also thinks tech is a bubble

This is one of the biggest buy signals ever.

[Anonymous No.22226028]

>>22224998
Sorry for the loss of your kitty anon.

[Anonymous No.22226038]

>>22225946
i can't wait to buy into tesla at $100

switch out my wkhs for it around january.

[Anonymous No.22226044]

>>22224122
Etsy is an e-commerce platform just like Amazon, Shopify, and Ebay (at one point). They unironically have a more investor friendly business plan than Tesla. It's not a popular take, but so what.

[Anonymous No.22226054]

>>22225831
Oh fuck I just remembered my office plants :( they won't let us into the building for any reason so I can't retrieve

[mr. chang No.22226061]

>>22225979
that is just what I needed. thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.22226068]

>>22226016
Your money not mine, mate.

[Anonymous No.22226081]

>>22224998
Hope you feel better soon from the loss of your cat.
I'd be an absolute wreck if I lost mine. She's the only thing that makes me smile.

[Anonymous No.22226082]

>>22225813
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[Anonymous No.22226091]

What’s the GME suicide stack?

[Anonymous No.22226116]

>>22225831
>>22226054
It’s ok bros. A lot of plants can survive a pretty long time without water. If they’re dead, just get new ones

[Anonymous No.22226137]

>>22226044
>They unironically have a more investor friendly business plan than Tesla.
how so?

[Anonymous No.22226139]

>made huge profits on tech
>can't let go because greedy, going to lose most of it
>refuses in invest in guaranteed returns for industries that are actually going to recover for guaranteed 30% or more free cash
Is this the power of Ultra-autism?

[Anonymous No.22226170]

>>22226139
Sell covered calls fool. Then you minimize downside or are forced to sell.

[Anonymous No.22226179]

New:
>>22226151
>>22226151
>>22226151
>>22226151
>>22226151
>>22226151

[Anonymous No.22226181]

>>22226068
I'm feeling generous today so here is a tip. Look up the average NASDAQ P/E and compare it to the dot-com bubble.

[Anonymous No.22226200]

>>22225012
omg a million cars it must be the greatest auto manufacturer of all time

[Anonymous No.22226251]

>>22224048
Antarctica has a 40 trend of more ice. Only the Arctic is melting.

[Anonymous No.22226376]

>>22225142
So where’s the inflation?

[Anonymous No.22226389]

>>22224387
if she had a mental capacity above the age of 8 she'd be a man

[Anonymous No.22226527]

>>22224561
>>22224419

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Tell me about VRT. I was just asking about them yesterday.

[Anonymous No.22226681]

>>22226170
Yeah I'd do that but I legit made $10,000 in the stock market this year (20-30k) and I have no idea what I'm doing besides:
-Buy low sell high
-Shorting Stocks
I've been doing good because I'm not fucken retarded but holy fuck I know just how much money I could have made if I REALLY knew what I was doing.
Its hard teaching yourself everything while being so busy.
Help