/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22220147]

Grow Poor Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Old thread >>22215067

[Anonymous No.22220172]

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR TESLABROS

[Anonymous No.22220180]

>>22220147
stocks are for faggots and people with money who don't need more

[Anonymous No.22220184]

>>22220147
Pink? Based stock fags

[Anonymous No.22220191]

>SIMP&POORS
AAAHAHAH FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.22220261]

>>22220172
Cheers to the chads who bought in March and cashed out a day after the split.

>>22220180
Is Crypto really more lucrative?

[Anonymous No.22220262]

>lost gf
>lost job
>lost home
>lost investments

How bad could poverty be? I mean, if poor people can do it, I sure as hell can.

[Anonymous No.22220286]

Guys, help me out here.

Premium = $1.88*100=$188
Strike price = $110

Max profit = 100*price of put on expiry date
Max loss = $188

Is this right ?

[Anonymous No.22220343]

asian girl approved stocks?

[Anonymous No.22220355]

I keep getting replies like "Apple will hit 130 with the new iPhone announcement" and "QQQ will recover to 300" but it seems like investor confidence has deflated. Especially with this SoftBank news.

Is this actually healthier for the stock market in general? The newbie Dave Portnoy & Twitter thot traders slowly get burnt and leave the market OR become passive investors after realizing just buying SPY, VOO, or total market indexes are better for their mental health.

That means the tech frenzy might be finally over and we return to slower gains.
What say you guys? Do you think we're returning to normal and seeing a slow crab up like 2015-2017? I will be totally content if QQQ reaches even 300 by December in current market conditions.

[Anonymous No.22220356]

>dump the rest on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.22220360]

>>22220343
AAPL

[Anonymous No.22220362]

any AMDchads here atm? how are we feeling currently? we going up next week?

[Anonymous No.22220367]

I hate these faggots selling after hours

[Anonymous No.22220368]

How do I invest in African-American micropenises?

[Anonymous No.22220376]

>>22220213
I personally can't wait until an actual airborne disease occurs and kills everyone wearing their worthless cut up t-shirt "masks". What a public health disaster in waiting that shit is. Gives everyone that lacks medical knowledge a false sense of security.

[Anonymous No.22220386]

>>22220368
i would say footlocker but apparently you just burn the store down and steal the shoes you want now

[Anonymous No.22220388]

>>22220177
at which point you better take out a fucking mortgage to buy USD stocks because we both know the CAD never stays at par

[Anonymous No.22220417]

>>22220343
i wish my asian ass could ram my dick in those. but look at me now. a /smg/ junkie.

[Anonymous No.22220435]

$3500. What's my move?

[Anonymous No.22220440]

>>22220362
Bought it at 90, and selling it when I break even on my return to get more NVIDIA

[Anonymous No.22220446]

you bought the dip, right anon?

[Anonymous No.22220456]

>>22220386
>footlocker
How does Footlocker affect the economic value of African American micropenises?

[Anonymous No.22220464]

>>22220417
Get in shape and dress well. So much of it is confidence my dude

[Anonymous No.22220478]

>>22220388
so true... I have never spent as much money as I did the last time it was at par....

Ok guise, hope all the tesla thots have fun rationalizing why their bubble stock is never going to pop, see you all next week

[Anonymous No.22220498]

>>22220446
I couldn’t buy it because I was ALL IN on Aug 31, so I spent the last two days holding bags with adamantium hands

[Anonymous No.22220506]

>>22220355
Things to factor:

Stimulus would bring some sort of positive economic news in the future.

Which should bring in more inflation.

Stock market will remain in a bubble'ish.

Tech may crab, or go a little higher from here.

Hedge funds will put more money into "safer" stocks like Disney as they expect a vaccine within 6 months. (That's what I'm putting my money into).

[Anonymous No.22220510]

>option sellers wanted 400p to be worthless and not the calls
Exit pump with meme inclusion news or battery meme day. And then the slow bleed downwards fighting near certain strikes.
If you want to know what will happen to TSLA, just watch the option chain. There were 6 MILLION shares net for the 400 put vs. call. And that was the battleground today.

[Anonymous No.22220523]

>>22220446
It's not over.

[Anonymous No.22220525]

>>22220286
still no

[Anonymous No.22220532]

>>22220286
Anyone?

[Anonymous No.22220542]

I have $200 give me juicy picks to research and I'll buy you a hamburger tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22220554]

>>22220435
DPHC

[Anonymous No.22220556]

>>22220510
tesla is going down to $300, maybe $200

turbobears fighting for less than that are retarded and won't get to cum

[Anonymous No.22220569]

>>22220362
sold my stack of 100 @ 92 last week

[Anonymous No.22220573]

>>22220525
Could you care to explain where I'm wrong then?

[Anonymous No.22220575]

>>22220446
i cant anon, it isnt tuesday at 10:00 am yet

[Anonymous No.22220577]

>>22220542
SHLL & LCA (Merger coming up)

[Anonymous No.22220579]

>>22220343
Buy NAK
Mine Pebble.

[Anonymous No.22220590]

>>22220523
that's why I didn't go all in

[Anonymous No.22220597]

>>22220542
get a margin account and dump it into tsla.

[Anonymous No.22220633]

>tfw gamestop has always pumped with every new conslow release
>still on the ropes on buying
how are the markets looking?

[Anonymous No.22220634]

>winners running commercials desperately trying to sell "offline shopping"
top kek

[Anonymous No.22220640]

>>22220556
Fuck I hope not, I’ll lose like 409 bucks

[Anonymous No.22220649]

>>22220286
> Put Option Strike Price – Premium Paid
>$110-$1.88=$108.12=break even price
>Max profit = break even - price at expiration
Max profit means Apple going to 0. Not happening.

[Anonymous No.22220655]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 82.86%, pretty ouchie! I was going to kill myself, but I ended up having sweaty anal sex with my boyfriend and I feel a little better. Sorry I'm late.

[Anonymous No.22220660]

>>22220556
200 I imagine and then less next year when all the moats get breached at the same time by the 21 new competitors and KCAC for its battery memes (among others).
Elon got an army of robinzoomer TSLAnnies that have an economic incentive to be almost violently shill for him.

[Anonymous No.22220666]

>>22220556
I'm thinking the same, TESLA not being included in S&P isn't price in yet.

This is going to FUCK TESLA BIG TIME.

[Anonymous No.22220675]

>>22220506
If they rotate to value stocks, who is most vulnerable besides the tech big boys? Wouldn't things like TQQQ and UPRO/UDOW still do pretty well? that money's gotta go somewhere

[Anonymous No.22220679]

How do you guys set a price target for your options and avoid being greedy? For example today I was up over 3x on one of my options and said to myself "that's not enough" and let it ride down to the price I bought it at. Is 25% gain a good exit point? 50%?

[Anonymous No.22220681]

>>22220633
Pull out no later than December if you want to join us.

[Anonymous No.22220687]

What yall listening to? I have some good ole Brandy rocking.

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx8L7a3MuE

[Anonymous No.22220696]

>>22220640
The last time Tesla sold stock was at a split adjusted $150, so the Tesla finance people clearly only think they're worth that much, double that to be safe for my price target ($300)

[Anonymous No.22220702]

>>22220554
no thanks

[Anonymous No.22220729]

>>22220679
>Thought 3x gains wasn't enough
I start to get sweaty if I'm 25% up

[Anonymous No.22220730]

>>22220666
Fuck Tesla how

[Anonymous No.22220736]

Diamond hands bitch.

Tech is the future. I will buy tesla and appl over and over again every paycheck. Check back with me in 5 years.

[Anonymous No.22220741]

>>22220681
isn't december a little too late? my money's on october.

[Anonymous No.22220744]

>>22220655
Flaring. Even sold my shitty stocks that were up viac is a fuckin joke of company

[Anonymous No.22220753]

>>22220573
i can but obviously your just learning this is like first paragraph how to trade options. instead of playing multiple guess on a Mongolian purple fish farming forum just pull up an options 101 tutorial and you will learn more in 15 minutes than this whole thread.

[Anonymous No.22220758]

>>22220660
Despite my repeated efforts to tell people they're retarded, they still think Neuralink and SpaceX are Tesla. I suspect that Musk's other, more interesting and promising ventures will permanently inflate the stock price. Not as inflated as it has been, but $400-500 again by 2028 because of SpaceX landing on Mars is possible

[Anonymous No.22220761]

I didn't leave my apartment today

[Anonymous No.22220763]

>>22220649
I don't get it. Isn't it based on the price of the put on the day?

So say in two weeks the put costs 6
Then I can sell for $600, which means my net profit is $600-$188=$412.

Isn't that right?

[Anonymous No.22220780]

>>22220655
>I'm down 82.86%, pretty ouchie!

[Anonymous No.22220784]

>>22220696
Yeah I bought post split at what seems to be the top at 448. Should I just dump these bags and take the loss then, or ride it out

[Anonymous No.22220788]

>>22220675
Just look at what's going up and see what hasn't been affected much by this bear market.

Carnival, Boeing, Dave & Busters, Waste Management

[Anonymous No.22220792]

>>22220542
>>22220577
LCA or FMCI
mergers are the trend.

[Anonymous No.22220797]

You guys laugh at the Tesla situation but it's gonna fucking tank the market on Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.22220802]

>>22220753
Is

>>22220763

wrong?

[Anonymous No.22220804]

>>22220761
Bro I step outside my apartment like once every 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.22220815]

>>22220736
youre a mongoloid if you can't see the TSLA bubble.

[Anonymous No.22220816]

>>22220741
Yeah, the last round of console releases had November featuring the latest big pumps. October's the safest bet.

[Anonymous No.22220821]

>>22220675
I'm not touching TQQQ for a bit.

Nasdaq in September is likely going to be slightly negative or crab.

[Anonymous No.22220825]

>>22220784
buying after the split...

[Anonymous No.22220845]

>>22220758
Neuralink is vaporware, I guarantee it. Elon will cash out his TSLA shares over the next few years. I'd bet money on that. SpaceX was his endgame. FIlthy public investors will never touch it.

[Anonymous No.22220854]

>>22220784
Kimball Musk literally short sold the top because he couldn't exercise his options fast enough. He did that at your entry price. You literally bought Kimball's Musky bags.

[Anonymous No.22220861]

>>22220730
Tesla has been going up thanks to that S&P inclusion concept.

They got denied....

[Anonymous No.22220875]

>>22220825
Yeah it was a retard move, but I only bought two shares for shits

[Anonymous No.22220877]

>>22220687

why isn't anyone telling me their music

[Anonymous No.22220900]

>>22220877
Music doesn't make me money anon.

[Anonymous No.22220917]

>>22220845
Neuralink is how Musk copes with his fear of AI, which isn't something he's getting over any time soon. I have no clue how far he can take it, nobody has thrown billions of dollars at the problems he's poking.

SpaceX is white flight to Mars, and Elon is a South African white. He knows damn well what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.22220943]

>>22220360
Im down over 6% on aapl already

[Anonymous No.22220957]

>>22220825
>>22220854
>>22220861
Yeah it was a bad move, it’s only two shares so it’s not the end of the world. I thought I could make a couple of quick dollarydoos. TQQQ has fucked me harder than Tesla right now though

[Anonymous No.22220967]

>>22220900
But its free

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMc8naeeSS8

[Anonymous No.22220969]

>>22220687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QicgfPt_k6M

[Anonymous No.22220976]

>>22220943
>There are still people here holding AAPL or TSLA
why?

[Anonymous No.22220993]

I like how the SPY after hours stopped tanking after Tesla was confirmed as not in.

[Anonymous No.22220996]

>>22220943
>he bought tech memes

next thing you know youll be retweeting Elon

[Anonymous No.22221012]

>>22220957
no doubt because you bought during the bull trap. for an opening that steep, and rise that steep in that short a time. it was begging for correction.

[Anonymous No.22221028]

>>22220943
Fuck. When I make it, I’m doing lines from her butthole.

[Anonymous No.22221029]

>>22220996
>apple
>meme
even turboboomer god Buffet has huge apple holdings

[Anonymous No.22221053]

>>22220147
GameStop is gonna fucking kill it and y’all will wish you’d bet the house on it

[Anonymous No.22221060]

>>22220976
>>22220996
aapl is an eternal hodl and im not touching tsla with a 10' pole

[Anonymous No.22221065]

>>22220763
Well yeah if the contract is ever worth $6.

[Anonymous No.22221066]

>>22221012
Greed got the best of me

[Anonymous No.22221071]

gamestop s&p inclusion rumors when

[Anonymous No.22221077]

>>22220388
I dunno, this time it could be for good. America is doing a lot more QE than Canada. The Northern Seaway is going to be the next Panama canal but better.

[Anonymous No.22221081]

>>22220969
Do you really listen to this sort of stuff or is it a meme? I have my own type of thing. I unironically listen to German marches.


Ignore the subtitles Jewtube has made peopel have to adapt it.
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL2rB14HD1M

[Anonymous No.22221091]

>>22220976
Buffet pulled out of everything except AAPL. Regardless of that, I went all in AAPL and still buying dips.

[Anonymous No.22221110]

Shorting Tesla after hours and going long 30 minutes after open is literally free money.

[Anonymous No.22221112]

>>22221071
Next week bitch

[Anonymous No.22221114]

>>22221029
Apple is 100% a meme kid. In what world is that garbage company worth the valuation. They are a trash tier meme company that has 10% market cap on computer hardware

[Anonymous No.22221115]

>>22221077
How's the Panamanian dollar? Or the Egyptian...pound? (Not sure what Egypt uses, or Panama desu)

[Anonymous No.22221123]

>Yeah, we'll have them think its over. Some are spooked but around 40% are actually pouring MORE capital in the market... yeah they're fucking retarded. Just make sure we're all set to continue dumping Tuesday, they will learn pain

[Anonymous No.22221124]

>2 red days
>some anons act like tech is no longer the future and will never go up ever again forever

???

i mean yeah TSLA is retarded, but FAGMAANN? all of those have strong economic moats, what's the problem? if you say "overpriced muh PE ratio" im gonna punch you in the dick through the internet i swear to god

[Anonymous No.22221127]

>>22221066
then you have clearly learned a lesson. tsla was drastically overvalued. the stock split was a mirage. at best they were a 125-150 company that got spearheaded by robinfags.

[Anonymous No.22221129]

>>22221065
Ok cool, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.22221142]

>>22221110
What exactly is left to long TSLA about?

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.22221160]

Im happiest jew alive rn

[Anonymous No.22221180]

>>22221124
Just retards being shitposters. Where's the guy from yesterday promising circuit breakers and posting his faggoty bobo pics? They only show up after a red day and pretend to have known the whole time. Can't stand them.

[Anonymous No.22221185]

>>22221081
There's only a handful of city pop songs I go back to. The instrumentals are mainly what draw me in.

[Anonymous No.22221189]

>>22221114
>fa/g/ who knows nothing about apple other than it's not made for powerusers

[Anonymous No.22221193]

>there are people not holding Apple, Amazon, and Microsoft.
Also side question; do you think Nvidia specifically is overvalued?

[Anonymous No.22221209]

>>22221124
Tech just got pump and dumped by SoftBank. If you’re buying QQQ and holding for years, you’ll be fine. Right now you shouldn’t buy.

[Anonymous No.22221220]

>>22221115
America owned the Panamanian Canal from 1903 to 1979 back when the dollar was pretty strong.

[Anonymous No.22221237]

>>22221127
Yeah, I suppose I believed that those retards would dump even more into it (“look at how cheap the shares are now LOL!“). By the time I checked the app, the dump had already begun and I was holding my bags

[Anonymous No.22221238]

>>22221193
I work at Nvidia. It's sharply undervalued.

[Anonymous No.22221242]

>>22221091
>Buffet sells the corona bottom
>market pumps
>Buffet buys gold miners
>PMs dump
>Buffet all-ins on Apple
>????

[Anonymous No.22221254]

>>22221123

[Anonymous No.22221266]

>>22221220
America was an untouchable manufacturing and technological god for that period, dumbass. Canada sells wood.

[Anonymous No.22221306]

>>22221189
Apple is a dying company kid. They have 0 innovation at this point. Apple died with Jobs. The only people buying Apple at this point are shitskins and untermensch.

[Anonymous No.22221308]

>>22220877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oRxHF8GiUE

And

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAy-1NraoR4

[Anonymous No.22221314]

I sold SQQQ at a small loss when it looked like we were rebounding. Bought TQQQ at $139. Did I fuck up

[Anonymous No.22221315]

>>22221160
fucking etsy of all things?

[Anonymous No.22221328]

>>22221238
Why do you say that?
I'm holding them through this upcoming generation of GPUs I think they'll absolutely kill it in sales but I feel the current P/E is too high

[Anonymous No.22221329]

>>22221142
Elon Musk is still alive?

[Anonymous No.22221368]

>>22221308
>weebshit

kys

[Anonymous No.22221369]

>>22221242
Even the Denarius has strengthened against USD

[Anonymous No.22221375]

>>22221193
Nvidia is undervalued. Their data center market is rapidly growing, a lot of gamers that had 900 and 1000 series GPUs will be upgrading to the 3000 series. On top of that, there’s rumors of an ARM buyout. I’d say it’s pretty bullish for Nvidia right now.

[Anonymous No.22221376]

>>22221306
I think you underestimate how Last Men there are out there

[Anonymous No.22221390]

Reorganizing my portfolio. Only have a few thousand in use the rest is free to be used as I please.

What 5 stocks/ETF's do I dump my money into and how much on each?

Not all at once, I don't want to buy in and Tuesday ends up being a rugpull and we were just being toyed with today.

[Anonymous No.22221417]

>tfw bought the absolute top of the tech bubble

Please. I went all in on wednesday. Im on the verge of tears. Why did this happen? What can I do? Do i Just hold and accept this shit might go down another 20-40%? I thought I was buying “safe” stocks

I hate myself

[Anonymous No.22221426]

>>22221237
the best thing you could've done during the sell-off was buy a bunch of sqqq when the dump was starting and sold off when the dump bottomed out and the bounce back begun. i pulled 200 from that.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.22221427]

>>22221142
Robinhood creating its own index of popular garbage
>>22221315
yup, my faith in USA has been restored, did not expect SPX to have any brain what so ever

[Anonymous No.22221430]

>>22221376
>Last Men

Get out of here Nietzsche

[Anonymous No.22221434]

when should i pull out to buy all my stocks back at half price?

[Anonymous No.22221435]

>>22221368
Beggars can't be choosers assfaggot

[Anonymous No.22221454]

>>22221308
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAy-1NraoR4
Excellent song, but it's way too catchy for my own good. I end up listening to it like 10 times in a row before I force myself to listen to something else

[Anonymous No.22221457]

>>22220815
Well i only have 5 bitch

[Anonymous No.22221460]

>>22221375
what about AMD? similar situation?

[Anonymous No.22221467]

>>22221417
Forgot my pic

[Anonymous No.22221492]

>>22221434
Last Wednesday

[Anonymous No.22221501]

>>22221417
>https://www.wsj.com/articles/softbanks-bet-on-tech-giants-fueled-powerful-market-rally-11599232205

haven't heard /smg/ discussing this much yet, maybe i missed it. still, people will likely buy the dip regardless, that money has to go somewhere and it's not going into cruises and airlines lmao

[Anonymous No.22221508]

>>22221242
Each to their own. They have strong brand loyalty, and while not as innovative with Steve Jobs, I think Tim Cook is a good businessman.

I could make sick gains off Wal-Mart, but refuse because I hate them, their company, their smelly death stores, their shitty customers, and I hope they all die.

[Anonymous No.22221519]

[Anonymous No.22221521]

>>22221266
We sell a lot on natural resources, also have do a lot manufacturing and finance. Also working on trading empire.
https://youtu.be/dqApxbgNoa8

[Anonymous No.22221532]

I bought more UPRO today

[Anonymous No.22221547]

>>22221306
So? Apple is a consumer luxury and lifestyle company. The actual merits of their technology matter about as much as the actual timekeeping performance of a Rolex. I don't use Apple products because I'm not the target audience. You think Apple is garbage because you aren't the target audience. There's a difference.

[Anonymous No.22221549]

>>22221417
>I went all in

learn2DCA

[Anonymous No.22221569]

>>22221328
In the process of hard pivoting to A.I. with an undisclosed contract in place. The engineers are unmatched relative to any other hardware/software company. 3k series has been ready since 2018, for example.

[Anonymous No.22221576]

>>22221492
none of my siiiiick cunt divvies have even crabbed yet ;^)
that's why i'm asking lmoa

[Anonymous No.22221615]

>>22221521
nigga we can't even get Alberta oil to Quebec without shipping it by tanker through the Panama Canal

[Anonymous No.22221617]

>>22220792
Have calls for LCA but haven’t grabbed any for FMCI. Anybody who bothers to actually do their research want to tell what PTs to expect on the pre-merger run up?

[Anonymous No.22221623]

>>22221417
Zoom out kid

[Anonymous No.22221628]

>>22220262
Good for you, son! At least you won't be stuck with an aging menopaused milf who's going to make you miserable every single fucking day. Enjoy your freedom, anon.

[Anonymous No.22221636]

>>22221576
50 cent dividend vs $300 loss. pick one.

[Anonymous No.22221654]

>>22221314
I bought 12 Tqqq at 160, so you’re doing better than me fren

[Anonymous No.22221657]

>>22221390
To add, for ETF's I'm mainly interested in
>SPY, QQQ
>SOXL, TQQQ
Other than 1 of each of those ETF's anything else I should jump on (etf or ordinary stock)?

[Anonymous No.22221665]

If I have a 10k TSLA call, should I just cut my losses and sell at a 4k loss?

[Anonymous No.22221676]

>>22221376
Apple dumps
Apple buys back
Apple splits

Apples are amazing, man.

[Anonymous No.22221685]

>>22221623
>tfw cost average on AAPL is 125
guess I'll keep averaging down lol

[Anonymous No.22221691]

DO I GET THE FNGD NOW????

>FNGD
FNGD TO PROFIT FROM ELONGATED MUSKRAT GETTING SNUBBED BY S&P???

>>22220761
Me neither. That’s not even unusual for me.

[Anonymous No.22221695]

>>22221426
Yeah I was too late, I was just big dick swinging iron hands. I gotta be quicker

[Anonymous No.22221711]

>>22220877
Cause I doubt you'd like what I listen to

[Anonymous No.22221719]

>>22221417
>Do i Just hold and accept this shit might go down another 20-40%?

If it was an *investment* you hold and hope that someday your ancestors will benefit. Otherwise you cut your losses at the earliest opportunity

[Anonymous No.22221723]

>>22221390
>>22221657
avoid SOXL and TQQQ until VIX is back under 25 unless you think you can time the bounce perfectly

Buy a bunch of Carrier stock. The air conditioning company. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.22221764]

just buy the dips bro

[Anonymous No.22221774]

>>22221615
Northern seaway still in development.

[Anonymous No.22221779]

>>22221623
>double red candle at the top

Look out below, dip buyers

[Anonymous No.22221782]

>>22220655

[Anonymous No.22221783]

>>22221521
Its an excellent time for Canucks to invest in the US, but for some reason under Orange man its difficult to export to US. Orange man, what can be done about it? *shrugs*

[Anonymous No.22221801]

>>22220877
https://youtu.be/Rd3vwwXArMQ
Here you go fren, my favourite band

[Anonymous No.22221807]

>>22221711
Lets have it

[Anonymous No.22221808]

Bought 12 TQQQ at 160, I’m feeling the PAIN, but they say no PAIN no GAIN

[Anonymous No.22221821]

>>22221691
oh jesus you guys are posting this data on /biz/ now....god damnit it was good while it lasted

[Anonymous No.22221822]

>>22221628
What can be done about this? I've tried viagra

[Anonymous No.22221841]

>>22221723
I like Carrier, but the upside seems limited...

[Anonymous No.22221846]

horse is fuckin based fuck all you haters USPS imminent

[Anonymous No.22221852]

>>22221821
What are you talking about, GEX and DIX was all the rage here in March. It's being posted because volatility is high.

[Anonymous No.22221856]

>>22221801
no synths = trash

[Anonymous No.22221860]

>>22220498
Based. I was in the same boat, held all yesterday until I saw futures and sold off after hours. I'd have been better off holding through today but I'd have had a margin call. I was all in tech like most dumbasses despite Tuesday being an obvious sell signal

[Anonymous No.22221882]

I wish Apple would fill the gap at 90-100. This is ridiculous it went green today. What kind of sell of is this? I’m appalled and irate.

[Anonymous No.22221913]

>>22221846
Horse is going to be wacked when they only get 20% of the contract and the rest goes to Ford/Oshkosh.

[Anonymous No.22221929]

>>22221841
it's a long hodl based on macro tailwinds
>climate change = hotter summers = sweltering yuros
>development of India = more more in hot climates = sweltering pajeets who can suddenly afford AC
>rona = more HEPA demand (short term trend)

[Anonymous No.22221933]

>>22221860
jesus fuck anon how close do you stretch your margin?

[Anonymous No.22221936]

Can someone shill me on a good penny stock to throw money into, poorfag NEET here

[Anonymous No.22221940]

so what's happening to tech now that softbank got ousted? or is softbank just going to get away with it scottfree and do it all over again?

[Anonymous No.22221960]

I been trading on cashapp because complete noob can someone point me to the right direction I want a portfolio like you guys thanks

[Anonymous No.22221965]

>>22221783
Its will be hard, Trump is doing trade war stuff to get re-elected. After he'll be nicer and do that USMCA deal which is barely different from NAFTA

[Anonymous No.22221970]

Imagine having 80% of your portfolio in January-March 2021 dated calls for Apple and QQQ and not knowing whether you're in for big bucks because you bought at "the dip" or if you're in for a world of pain and eternal suffering

Yeah that's me. I went all in on tech calls today/yesterday.

[Anonymous No.22221972]

>>22221860
I’m still holding. My only regret is that I didn’t have more cash to buy the dip, Mr Goldberg isn’t gonna get me that easy

[Anonymous No.22221974]

>>22221569
Neat to hear if it's not a larp. Sounds similar to the company I worked at where finished engineered products would get released ~18 months later. Would ask why the hard pivot to A.I. but I figure 1) you can't tell me for obvious reasons and 2) I can take a guess and get somewhat close
What's next hardware-wise after the 3xxx series?

[Anonymous No.22221977]

>>22221856
they have a dedicated synth/harmonica guy, also a flute
https://youtu.be/EMCnTig3IaE

[Anonymous No.22221979]

When the fuck is Robinhood going to make an ETF of their top 100 stocks?
That shit would be up 2000%

[Anonymous No.22221991]

>>22221454
Based T. Stebbins Appreciator

[Anonymous No.22222001]

>>22221936
>good penny stock
Don't exist. Maybe OTC miners.

[Anonymous No.22222013]

i'm $10K deep into Gamestop right now and I'm so tempted to drop in another $5K (next year's tuition money) i saved up from my gap year.
All signs point to the fact that Gamestop and its insiders have been preparing this squeeze since 2019 so they can all get massive gains.
also Chewy's app is apparently really great, and it's let them be strong despite Amazon and all the other retailers. There would definitely be a demand for an app to buy vidya and shit, and Gamestop is the only brand that matters for that, and no one else really has a better presence for vidya retail.

i'm so convinced but i can't discount the possibility that a bigger NasDUMP will happen on Tuesday and Wednesday which would stop any domino effect GME hopes to achieve.

aaaaaa what the fuck, i feel like i'll regret not gambling my tuition money though. I have a line of credit and 0% interest government loans anyways

[Anonymous No.22222021]

>>22221940
tf did softbank do?

[Anonymous No.22222029]

>>22221960
go download robinhood. and get some money.

[Anonymous No.22222036]

>>22221965
>do that USMCA deal
You mean the one that went into effect July 1? Pay attention if you want to sound smart.

[Anonymous No.22222040]

>>22221807
https://youtu.be/ywz_q5kmoiE

[Anonymous No.22222095]

>>22221979
I’m waiting for the $MEME index. All in on that baby.

[Anonymous No.22222094]

>>22222021
big driving force behind the artificially massive tech rally.

[Anonymous No.22222100]

>>22222021
buy all the tech stocks without regards to how the momentum algorithms would react, allegedly that's why we went exponential briefly on NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.22222106]

>>22221977
lol that's cool, not bad, i was joking btw

[Anonymous No.22222111]

>>22222021
https://www.wsj.com/articles/softbanks-bet-on-tech-giants-fueled-powerful-market-rally-11599232205

[Anonymous No.22222131]

>>22222036
So how does that affect what I said?

[Anonymous No.22222139]

WKHS to $2000

[Anonymous No.22222146]

>>22220262
>eat ramen noodles, rice and beans from welfare
> live under a bridge
>Get a job or beg for money
>panhandlers make from $8 - $15 an hour
>no bills or taxes so all profit
>no stress or woman bitching
>in 1 year you'll have more cash than the average American
>can even buy Gatebox waifu

It all sounds like opportunity to me desu

[Anonymous No.22222155]

>>22221929
It seems most of that is priced in based on their upward trend for the past 3 months.

I still like Carnival/Boeing upside more than Carrier's in the next 6 months.

[Anonymous No.22222170]

>>22221965
>Trade war stuff
Shit, I'd rather risk that and get rich than doing actual war stuff and getting a bullet in my stomach.

[Anonymous No.22222187]

>>22222106
okay but I agree unironically, a rock band is incomplete without synths, flute and violin

t. fucking loves prog

[Anonymous No.22222193]

>>22222131
>he will do the USMCA deal in the future
>point out that it already happened and you're retarded
>uh yeah bud I was right all along
Like talking to a commie. Fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.22222215]

Ron!

[Anonymous No.22222218]

Tsumo!

[Anonymous No.22222304]

Hell is coming

[Anonymous No.22222313]

>>22222222
if this is my post get fucked, jannies can suck my dick
LINK $22,222,222 EOY

[Anonymous No.22222360]

>>22222094
>>22222100
>>22222111
holy fucking zones we are in the zones

and that's pretty fucked, master trolls i guess
lol

[Anonymous No.22222361]

>>22222222
Don't blame me, you all wanted to see it.

[Anonymous No.22222380]

>>22221979
You mean the Robinhood 3x Short
It would literally give TQQQ a run for its money

[Anonymous No.22222494]

>>22222187
same, and i hate when synths get shit on by purists bc you have to be joking if you think any band that was doing innovation before they were invented wouldn't have loved to have one, although it needs to be analog and be a bit detuned to really hit the spot

[Anonymous No.22222507]

>>22222155
If you want "rona recovery" I've gotta unironically shill Raytheon even though I just sold them to buy the dip. Pratt and Collins are basically deadweight until the airlines recover, but Missile and Space Systems can carry the company indefinitely at current prices.

[Anonymous No.22222534]

>>22220262
not too bad get some housing and ebt compliments of the tax payer. you will not get surf and terf anymore, have to altetnate serf one day and terf the other but it's not too bad.

[Anonymous No.22222613]

>>22222494
Synths get a bad name entirely because previously god tier bands like Rush and Yes put out cringy cheesefest synth albums in the 80s.

Here's a good prog album with violin, unfortunately the full album isn't on YouTube but here's the first track
https://youtu.be/O5mFsVCva04

[Anonymous No.22222618]

>>22221723
Any reason to fully hold off from the 3x etfs besides waiting for lower volatility?

More details on CARR?

[Anonymous No.22222622]

>>22222380
Hahah they’re dumb and we’re smart!

[Anonymous No.22222654]

I bought Apple at 125, Tqqq at 160, and Tesla at 448

And I’m still HODLINGGGGG

[Anonymous No.22222700]

>>22222507
No. Being delisted in addition to Boeing exposure means its not even a RONA play. There are much better defense stocks, as underperforming as those always are.

[Anonymous No.22222727]

>>22222618
Volatility eats returns on 3x ETFs like nothing else, even if the market moves up the ETF can crab or move down if there's a bunch of strong red and green days right after one another. THAT is the decay meme boomer articles warn you about.

As far as more details on CARR go read the investor presentation, pretty boring boomer stuff, but I believe in the macro tailwinds. They're doing a big cost cutting program that boomers seem excited about.

[Anonymous No.22222731]

>>22222507
Raytheon is actually a great pick.

I expect hedge funds to buy in massive soon.

[Anonymous No.22222737]

>>22222654
Selll Tesla, buy Apple / Microsoft 50/50.

[Anonymous No.22222743]

>>22222222

[mr. chang No.22222766]

nothing will match my gains from spy. my only wish is not buying more back in march.

[Anonymous No.22222771]

>>22222193
chill hoe, I thought the deal fell through because of Trump starting a new trade war with Canada.

[Anonymous No.22222773]

>>22222737
That might be the move honestly

[Anonymous No.22222810]

>>22222731
I don't, I expect them to crab forever until we either go to war with someone or airlines start recovering. But anon seemed bullish on airlines with his BA pick, and I like RTX a lot better than Boeing.

[Anonymous No.22222813]

https://www.thestreet.com/investing/tesla-wont-be-joining-the-s-and-p-500

[Anonymous No.22222839]

>>22222773
That's what I did. Bought Tesla a while back, sold yesterday for +190%

[Anonymous No.22222846]

ESTY added to the s&p TSLA blown the fuck out

[Anonymous No.22222867]

Ok, I am a brainlet myself but someone needs to make a brainlet with a battery skull that retard mumbles "battery day" so it can be posted anytime someone mentions that retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.22222870]

Nvidia and microsoft are going to the moon next week.

[Anonymous No.22222871]

>>22222810
What's the downside? 56?

Upside seems to be 66-70.

Airlines will recover soon. Vaccine is only a couple of months away.

[Anonymous No.22222893]

guys my dog keeps trying to eat the floor and I dunno why, it doesn't matter what he's on
>grass, eats it
>dirt, eats it
>sand, eats it
>bed, eats it
>hardwood floor, has tried to bite it (limited success)
>chair, eats it
>concrete, learned quickly not to bite it, but still licks water off it even if offered better water

[mr. chang No.22222917]

>>22222893
fuck off.

[Anonymous No.22222925]

>down $4500 on tech
Well that's annoying.

[Anonymous No.22222933]

>>22222870
Why? Bought 20 MSFT today whenever it dipped, have 40 now

[Anonymous No.22222935]

>>22222654
I'm holding on to my AAPL, but I wouldn't go anywhere near Tesla though. That's just this stupid anons opinion though

[Anonymous No.22222936]

>>22220877
fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEim1TS8H2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yY06hjBsOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bBKTdk2Kk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_j9jablFPc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePRqylZKX4k

welcome to Trip Hop, enjoy your stay.

[Anonymous No.22222946]

>>22222871
crabs between the mid 50s and mid 60s forever, could break out to the 80s if the airline situation improves with a vaccine or whatever (but vaccine is almost certainly not only a couple months away, even an emergency use authorization will be unlikely before the election)

[Anonymous No.22222960]

>>22220180
at least i can depend on them going back up. who knows how the fuck asscoin is gonna move

[Anonymous No.22222963]

>>22222839
I’ll be selling my Tesla at like a 150-200 loss, which sucks

[Anonymous No.22222964]

>>22221933
all the way

[Anonymous No.22222968]

>>22222893
Have him face the charts and wait until he starts nibbling the screen so we know when the bottom happens.

[Anonymous No.22222977]

>>22222893
Sounds like a young dog. They will chew everything in their teething stage.

[Anonymous No.22222979]

>>22222925
they weren't real money in the first place.

[Anonymous No.22223011]

>>22222870
Nvidia has the 3000 series coming out in two weeks which is going to be a massive success.

Microsoft has the tiktok deal getting announced likely next week.

This is happening. Get in now, you will regret it forever if you don't. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.22223015]

>>22222979
None of it's real money college boi, quit sounding like a pseud

[Anonymous No.22223023]

>>22222963
You win and you lose sometimes.

Tesla is headed toward upper 200 range soon. I'll buy in there for battery day though.

[Anonymous No.22223028]

>>22222893
I hope your dog is trained, you could use an e collar.

[Anonymous No.22223045]

>>22222968
he displays no interest in my phone regardless of what's being displayed

[Anonymous No.22223049]

>Sp500 dumps
>3426

[Anonymous No.22223090]

My dogs hip is financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.22223093]

>>22223015
all money is real if I can buy weed and food with it, even more so if I can use it to buy more money

[Anonymous No.22223096]

Give it to me straight guys, how much is Tesla gonna be down premarket on tuesday?

[Anonymous No.22223102]

>>22222933
See
>>22223011

Even without those big events, MS and NVIDIA have huge growth potential. NVIDIA is basically the market leader in AI hardware which is going to be HUGE over the next few years. Definitely a must have.

[Anonymous No.22223103]

Are you rotating out of tech? What are you buying with your sick tech profits?

[Anonymous No.22223105]

>>22223011

[Anonymous No.22223111]

>>22222935
>AMD got within $0.5/share of my break even today where i want to sell half

god fucking dammit what a tease. please be green on tuesday, just let me sell half so i can buy more if it keeps dipping that's all i want Lord.

[Anonymous No.22223128]

>>22223096
I dunno. Get new pics to post. One of the stalest things about /smg/ is the same two dozen anons posting the same couple of pics over and over. You see the same shit day after day. So fucking stale.

[Anonymous No.22223149]

>>22223103
More MSFT

[Anonymous No.22223156]

>>22222893
Get your dog a chew toy. Preferably from Chewy.com.

[Anonymous No.22223165]

>>22223096
They're at 380 now, even though they've had negative days, that S&P event is going to fuck them further.

I expect 340-360 Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.22223166]

>>22223096
my price target for TSLA is $300, sell if you're above that cost average

[Anonymous No.22223170]

>>22223111
Yup, this market has been a teasing bitch lately. I concur

[Anonymous No.22223174]

>DXY almost at 93 again
it cooms

[Anonymous No.22223201]

>>22221124
literally no one has said that

People have just rightly pointed out that tech was in a bubble, and that it has a lot further to fall to reach fair valuations.

What I have seen is pure cope and straw manning of anyone who points out that stocks like tsla 4X in 6 months, or apple adding a trillion in market cap in a month is an obvious bubble.

[Anonymous No.22223206]

>>22223103
I rotated into tech on the first day of the dip because it looked like it had double bottomed but I guess that was a bull trap

[Anonymous No.22223208]

>>22223128
chill out virgin

[Anonymous No.22223230]

>>22223103
i DCA through the tech dip and then sell the tech rip, then i DCA through the next tech dip then i sell the next tech rip. i do this for the rest of my life, even after im rich because why not it's free money for anyone with a long view.

[Anonymous No.22223303]

>>22223201
>tech has a lot further to fall to reach fair valuations
that depends entirely on the company and method of valuation, "tech" is uselessly broad and applying boomer PE and sales ratios to tech unicorns has LITERALLY NEVER WORKED, ever, like holy shit how did you not learn that over the last decade lol

[Anonymous No.22223315]

>>22223096
$370

[Anonymous No.22223330]

>>22221519
Based. All of the institutional traders are going to DUMP the market when they return to work hung over as fuck on Tuesday after the long weekend.

[Anonymous No.22223332]

>>22223206
LGBT?

[Anonymous No.22223341]

>>22223128
how about cross posting memes from other generals

[Anonymous No.22223354]

>>22223201
i wish i had heard the news of the split earlier, i made 5 figures on that shit because i knew it was literally a sure thing. i was lucky enough to be smart and get out on the 50% retracement on the first day it dumped hard, even talked about it here that day if you go back in the archives, how it was weak under the vwap and so i set a stop loss around like 131 on AAPL iirc. sold TSLA even earlier than that just because it scared me, turned out working out well for me when it dropped hard from 532 and spooked me.

you're right though. but the key with these things is to get in early. the key was to get in BEFORE the split. i was screaming at anons that it was free money just fucking buy aapl buy tsla. people getting in now are fucking retarded. they're dumb money, always late to the party.

i wish i got in when the split was originally announced, i heard it a bit late but better late than never. best believe if i hear any other FAGMAANN stock is doing a forward split im dumping my life savings into that because it'll be another sure thing, i guarantee it. the people buying in now are retarded. anyone smart was in this a couple of weeks to a month ago, maybe even earlier.

[Anonymous No.22223363]

>>22223332
Let’s go beat trannies

[Anonymous No.22223377]

if GME hits $50 and I take profits, I put the money back into MU, TSM, and AMD.
am I forgetting anything? Too much focus on semiconductors?

[Anonymous No.22223378]

>>22223341
Nigga anything goes on the OP pic but for some reason it's always autistic anime.

[Anonymous No.22223379]

>>22223128

[Anonymous No.22223382]

>>22223332
long apple is long western starbucks faggot culture, as long as soibois exist they'll buy iFruit toys

[Anonymous No.22223390]

>japanese boomers POOMPed and DOOMPed TSLA on Robinzoomers
2020, what a year

[Anonymous No.22223393]

>>22223354
I was in a month before both splits, and held and held and held and then sold at barely a profit

[Anonymous No.22223415]

CIBR looks like an amazing buy and hold

[Anonymous No.22223419]

>>22220343
Bili

[Anonymous No.22223427]

>>22223382
Apple devices are easy to use and reliable. I never understood the hate.

[Anonymous No.22223438]

>>22223382
I had this opinion for years, finally got an iPad recently and it's great.

[Anonymous No.22223446]

Would you guys Short Tesla RN?

Bet Trevor Milton is rejoicing RN, lol.

[Anonymous No.22223450]

>>22220147
bookmarked ;)

[Anonymous No.22223451]

Imagine what the Japanese can do if they can pump and dump Apple and Microsoft at will.

[Anonymous No.22223456]

>>22223390
The Jew fears the samurai

[Anonymous No.22223467]

>>22223427
Mac vs "PC" rivalry perpetuated by Apple themselves

[Anonymous No.22223477]

>>22223378
anime website, I don't even watch anime but that just be how 4chan do

>>22223377
GME might not hit $50 even if it does short squeeze so keep a stop loss, don't be the red wojack who holds hoping for $50 when the stock peaks at $48

also yes 100% semis is too much semis, maybe go 20/20/20/40 TSM NVDIA AMD SPY

[Anonymous No.22223482]

>>22223427
1) Apple is expensive

2) Could never put my torrented shit in it

[Anonymous No.22223485]

>>22223427
I've been on Android for as long as I know. Bought an iPhone last month, returned it the next day. Overpriced garbage. Love the stock! Have 88 now, planning on buying 250

[Anonymous No.22223489]

>>22223451
Tim and Bill won’t let it happen.

[Anonymous No.22223490]

AAPL or NVDA?

[Anonymous No.22223494]

>>22223446
Short term yeah absolutely

[Anonymous No.22223498]

>>22221615
Yeah gotta save the.... environment?

[Anonymous No.22223508]

>>22223490
You meant MSFT?

[Anonymous No.22223511]

>>22223427
>adds hardware level suicide chips to every individual component that will kill everything attached to if you attempt to repair their products
What a consumer friendly company.

[Anonymous No.22223521]

>>22223427
>>22223438
4chan is full of autistic powerusers who use third party software repos and want to be able to root their phones

Apple is great for the audience they want, people who want an accessory that just works, like the absolute autopilot NPCs who see ads on 4chan

[Anonymous No.22223524]

>>22223103
I'm looking at docu sign although it's tech its staying strong.

[Anonymous No.22223535]

>>22223508
Why?

[Anonymous No.22223545]

>>22223427
It's also the preferred brand of BLM looters.

[Anonymous No.22223548]

If the second stimulus comes through ill have about 3 thousand that im looking to invest. What are the hot new meme stocks. I already have RTX.

[Anonymous No.22223550]

>>22221615
>dude we saved the environment by requiring everything to be shipped across the entire planet simply to deliver it to the other side of our country instead of building a simple pipeline

[Anonymous No.22223564]

>>22223535
Every company on the planet uses a msft product. They're not going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.22223566]

>>22223498
global warming is a net positive for Canada in isolation but the actually horrific part of climate change the left DOESN'T talk about is mass migration, I hope you like indian immigrants because the second most populous country in the world will be largely uninhabitable within 60 years

[Anonymous No.22223569]

>>22223103
rotated everything into crypto desu

[Anonymous No.22223572]

>>22223521
Anyone with half a brain can get rid of ads on an iPhone.

[Anonymous No.22223573]

>>22223521
>4chan is full of autistic powerusers who use third party software repos and want to be able to root their phones
This.

[Anonymous No.22223588]

>>22223521
I have my desktop for doing power user things, the ipad is nice for being mobile and doing some light work type stuff. It works very well and it's quick.

[Anonymous No.22223597]

>>22223103
>Are you rotating out of tech?

No, I'm still up and there's too much on the horizon to sell. I might pivot my portfolio more heavily to Japan from Europe but I'm going to use this weekend to think it over.

What do you people think of Japan as a place to grow money?

[Anonymous No.22223598]

>>22223393
how? do you have no understanding of TA or something? i was happy to hold even during that big dump on TSLA pre-split because i knew it would go up but post-split all bets are off and i watched it like a hawk. that dump from premarket 538 TSLA was huge if you look at the chart, spooked me right out of the stock and i sold on that retrace.

[Anonymous No.22223600]

>>22223566
They already live in literal shit. I'm sure they can weather it out.

[Anonymous No.22223609]

>>22223096
$285.
They got their scapegoat. Gtfo

[Anonymous No.22223616]

>>22223548
honestly right now the market is a fuck and if you're cash I would DCA into a total market fund or SPY

as of right now I have zero certainty what sector will rip next, maybe tech, maybe beaten down covid stocks, maybe oil, idk just buy everything for now

[Anonymous No.22223641]

>>22223616
PLAY, CARNIVAL are up the past week

Smart money is going into recovery stocks.

[Anonymous No.22223651]

>>22223647
>>22223647
>>22223647

[Anonymous No.22223662]

>>22223600
No, they physically can't. India currently gets heatwaves within ~10°C of what can just straight up kill a human regardless of precautions. I'm pricing in a worst case warming scenario of 8°C. See the problem?

[Anonymous No.22223708]

>>22223446
You tell me anon

[Anonymous No.22223769]

>>22223477
call me when it actually spikes first. you want to be safe, if it doubles sell half, boom free trade from there on out, you can gamble with the rest.

[Anonymous No.22223801]

>>22223446
What do Registered Nurses have to do with what you said? Why are zoomers always referring to Registered Nurses in their text so much?

[Anonymous No.22223967]

>>22222222

[Anonymous No.22224049]

I really can't believe some of you tards are telling people to invest in NVDA at $500 fucking dollars. They're worth like 200$

[Anonymous No.22224300]

>>22223662
genocide is the only solution to the future environmental problems.

should shoot for around 2 billion humans or so.
a billion asians.
a billion europoids.

[Anonymous No.22224599]

>>22222013
GameStop will go up with the next gen console launches, it may not really squeeze until Q1 next year though.