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22211473 No.22211473 [Reply] [Original]

Would you be a human toilet in a public bathroom on a popular street where at least 1000 people would poop and pee on your face each day for 25k a day/8 hour shift?

>> No.22211526

Bump need answers

>> No.22211557

>>22211473
God I wish that was me

>> No.22211560

Hell no

>> No.22211579

what would you do with $25,000 a day as you're dying of hepatitis, sepsis, and every parasite known to man?

>> No.22211592

>>22211579
You will have very good health care

>> No.22211708

>>22211592
Hepatitis is uncurable. The degree of infection you'd get from the ammonia in the urine burning your skin over time and the fecal bacteria getting in it would be untreatable by medical science. Your entire face would be gangrenous within days.

>> No.22211795

>>22211473
Can i put saran wrap over my face or do i gotta do it raw

>> No.22211873

>>22211473
>>22211708
h-hot

>> No.22211896

>>22211473
God no would you?

>> No.22211912

>>22211473
You'd have to be a massive brainlet who doesn't understand the implications to even consider this

>> No.22211948

>>22211473
They'd have to be hotties, but I'm sure some Japanese businessman would do it for free.

>> No.22211956

>>22211708
You would get your face rinsed down each shit or piss

>> No.22212108

How is op not banned? I post a stupid donald duck picture and I get banned on A but op wants to be a public toilet and that is ok?

>> No.22212280

>>22211473

yes absolutely. easy money. i'd want a better suit than that though. plus some good dental and health insurance. vision too. i don't even need pension or 401

>> No.22212292
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22212292

This is a strangely intriguing question. You have the sum just right to activate my thought processes.

>> No.22212302

sadly yes

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22212336

>>22212108
>and I get banned
MODS! It's against the rules to discuss or refute prior banning.