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Anonymous Fri Sep 4 12:41:44 2020 No.22210710 [Reply] [Original]

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 12:43:43 2020 No.22210773 he never cummed inside me

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 12:44:18 2020 No.22210788 The stock is for his car company instead of his spaceship company.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 12:44:56 2020 No.22210812 >>22210710 Everything he owns is overpriced

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 12:45:17 2020 No.22210827 >>22210710 He has a creepy smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 12:45:45 2020 No.22210848 >>22210710 he's a charlatan faux-messiah for s0ys

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 12:46:07 2020 No.22210858 >>22210812 basically this.

Anonymous Fri Sep 4 12:55:25 2020 No.22211147

>>22210710

Because its so overhyped and overvalued right now that shorting would be the smart thing to do, but I feel like that is more gambling than investing and I'm not a fan.

I do have a Tri Motor Cybertruck on order though. I was planning on using a little of my Link gains on it, but at this rate I might have to cancel and get my $100 deposit back for food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:12:31 2020 No.22211619 File: 2.95 MB, 1280x720, 1595530622170.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cuz spacex is commiting some kind of scam.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:13:44 2020 No.22211660 >>22210710 thats a man

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:18:02 2020 No.22211800 He's an unstable rich kid desperate for some kind of celebrity. I don't invest in self destructive wackos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:19:00 2020 No.22211838 >>22210710 because at this points human on mars is already priced in

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:19:25 2020 No.22211856 companies are private except tesla

>>	anon Fri Sep 4 13:20:08 2020 No.22211876 1/1500 PE, sorry zoomer

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:20:39 2020 No.22211892 >>22210710 his retarded GF is turning him into a lunatic

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:20:59 2020 No.22211901 He's a bipolar schizo who watches anime

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:21:54 2020 No.22211925 >>22210710 snake oil salesman cultist leader

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:22:36 2020 No.22211946 >>22210710 I don't invest in ponzi scams

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:23:36 2020 No.22211975 because modern warfare is of a type that wont be able to reverse the great depression thats coming meaning nobody will be able to afford to spend $40,000 on a car for the next 150 years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:26:07 2020 No.22212038 >>22210710 Grimes

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:30:08 2020 No.22212154 >>22211800 ding ding ding ding we have a winner

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:31:07 2020 No.22212185 >>22210710 I am invested & I'm shitting blood rn

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:31:22 2020 No.22212193 >>22210710 He’s a paid shill and a pedophile

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:38:56 2020 No.22212412 File: 488 KB, 316x234, 1597029412287.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22210773 femanon spotted

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:41:10 2020 No.22212473 >>22211619 This. Space is literally fake and gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:46:12 2020 No.22212615 >>22210710 We are Eskimo bros. He got some sloppy I had ten years ago before the wall hit her

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 13:51:25 2020 No.22212752 >>22212615 take that to the bank and cash it broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:01:59 2020 No.22213047

>>22211619
Indeed fren. With all that technology, why can't he film an actual rocket landing. Because muh, something. If you want to go deeper, actually think about a rocket falling out of the sky and landing at a precise point on the earth. Amazing. What was the OP question again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:05:46 2020 No.22213154 >>22212615 kek didn't elon cuck depp just recently

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:09:36 2020 No.22213257 >>22210710 baldy wanker thats maybe two, but whatever

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:11:21 2020 No.22213306 >>22210710 >cant charge your new Tesla electric car by simply plugging it into the wall outlet inside your own garage at home no thank you

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:13:02 2020 No.22213347 >>22210710 I made a rule a long time ago never to invest in anything from Africa. When I made the rule I was thinking about niggers but a rules a rule.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:13:41 2020 No.22213374 >>22210710 Because he's an obvious glowie project frontman leaking black budget tech so CIA and Mossad operatives can accumulate wealth that should go to the people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:14:39 2020 No.22213394 Too many mainstream normies are already in on this

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:15:11 2020 No.22213406 >>22213306 do you KNOW how much power those fuckers swallow? Plugging it into a standard socket won't do shit. But, they forgot to tell you that bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:15:40 2020 No.22213415 >>22211619 What am I supposed to be noticing here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:15:47 2020 No.22213417 scam of the century

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:15:47 2020 No.22213418 >>22210710 He smokes pot on video

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:19:39 2020 No.22213529 >>22210788 you dont think space x is priced into tesla stock? Yikes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:20:02 2020 No.22213545 >>22213415 He grabs the air and it pulls on his pants like theres a string attached

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:20:55 2020 No.22213570 >>22211619 dude stop posting this bullshit. you can clearly see he slips his pinky into his pocket. fuck man. you guys need to take your meds you stupid fucking schizos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:21:58 2020 No.22213601 >>22213545why is that bitches hair stuck up with gel

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:24:57 2020 No.22213675 >>22213601 Because God is real, but he has abandoned all of us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:25:06 2020 No.22213681 >>22213601 That's what happens with hair in zero gravity

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:27:23 2020 No.22213746 File: 2.91 MB, 1280x720, 1595530440969.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22213570 Ok explain them all then jew.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:27:35 2020 No.22213749 >>22213675 No he's here it's not preacher.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:27:43 2020 No.22213758 >>22213154 I wouldn’t call it that. Depp married some whore and she went out and did whore things. It wasn’t like Elon pulled her and then smashed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:29:35 2020 No.22213803 >>22210710 I'm already making 120 APY from yield farming so idgaf about other profits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:30:58 2020 No.22213851 >>22213803 120%

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:33:52 2020 No.22213923 I already have long ago. Palantir is next for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:36:19 2020 No.22213994 >>22210710 His stock is extremely overvalued. That’s all. I don’t mind Elon or Tesla as a company.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:40:12 2020 No.22214111 >>22210710 I want to but I have no money

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