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>They're buying the dip?
>Ready the second dump

>> No.22207616
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ANIME

>> No.22207621

BIZ STUDY, ARE YOU SELLING OR HOLDING
BIZ STUDY, ARE YOU SELLING OR HOLDING
https://www.strawpoll.me/20886188
https://www.strawpoll.me/20886188

>> No.22207624

Who else /comfy/?

>> No.22207623
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>> No.22207631

really should have taken profits a week ago

>> No.22207634

Buy the mother fucking dip. This is your last chance. Are you just going to stare the dip in the eye and flinch like a faggot again? We went back what, a few weeks in gains? Suck my dick. I'm buying.

>> No.22207636

Fuck you guys for getting cocky. Dip's not not over yet. Green Tuesday.

>> No.22207637

This has to be a dead cat bounce right?

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>> No.22207642

>>22207613
...I really hope nobody is insane enough to hop onto this rollercoaster, after 5 straight months of hot air. What do you expect, SP500 4,000?

>> No.22207647
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shorty bros stand up

>> No.22207650
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When are stonks recovering?

>> No.22207655
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Relax guys

>> No.22207657
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my portfolio has never been this low

>> No.22207658
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I’m all in on SHLL and I’m still up 125% my original investment. I’m holding till the merger

>> No.22207659

>>22207650
has to be a dead cat bounce

>> No.22207662
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>>22207584
>trying to time the bottom

>> No.22207664

>>22207624
Comfy bc I have a ton of PMs that will rise following the correction

>> No.22207672
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TECH ALWAYS GOES UP THEY SAID

>> No.22207675
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>W-WE WERE JUST KIDDING! PLEASE STOP SELLING!!!!

>> No.22207677
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Bros...

>> No.22207680

>>22207624
I'm comfy because I took profits on the 22nd.

>> No.22207686

ahem

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22207690

>>22207655
does this mean its going back down?

>> No.22207693

>>22207624
Sold everything on Monday, I'm just down on USO but it will bouce back eventually

>> No.22207694
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>market explodes up
I feel nothing
>market melts down
I feel nothing

It's all so tiresome

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>>22207584
>CLSK
CLSK
>CLSK
CLSK
didn't some retard tell me clsk $15 this week when I said $7?

>> No.22207702

>>22207584

>tfw you used fundamental analysis

cryin' yet zoomers?

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>>22207613
NOOOOOOO MY WIFE IS GOING TO BE SO MAD AT ME FOR LOSING EVERYTHING THAT SHE WON'T EVEN LET ME WATCH HER FUCK JAMAL

>> No.22207714
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SON OF A BITCH

>> No.22207716

>>22207672
You only had to wait for 16 years to be in profit if you bought the top

>> No.22207719

Next week bounce, then the real crash comes. This is only a preview.

>> No.22207720
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I hurt myself todayyyy

>> No.22207721
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this crash is boring
we aren't even close to the circuit breakers

>> No.22207722
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>he fell for the bull flag
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET DUMPED ON BULLKEKS BEARS ARE CUMMING TODAY AND YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

>> No.22207725

THIS HAS TO BE THE FUCKNG BOTTOM RIGHT?

>> No.22207733

>>22207702
>>tfw you used fundamental analysis
so basically you held cash kek

>> No.22207738

This is a very predictable rotation from covid winners to covid losers. If you position accordingly you'll do very well.

>> No.22207743

>lose money on puts as we go down
>lose money on calls as we go up

I must be retarded

>> No.22207747

SPY 300 EOM
QQQ 220 EOM

>> No.22207750
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>>22207584
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH SQQQ

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>>22207690
>>22207655

>> No.22207753
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Alright frens get your votes in.


Price of Tesla by eom.
http://www.strawpoll.me/20886206

Price of Apple by eom.
http://www.strawpoll.me/20886224

>> No.22207760

$20k. What do I buy? Fuck index funds. Average down on Apple and Microsoft? Also, placed an order for 300 WKHS

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>>22207675
Nigga unless you're announcing another few trillion dollars we ain't votin Trump. If you don't have anything nice to say then just don't say anything at all.

>> No.22207765

THERE IS NO BOTTOM UNTIL 0 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22207766
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alright, very funny jerome. please stop your printing immediately so we can resume the domp

>> No.22207767
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Where the fuck is that TSLA Marine, did your loss order of 10% trigger.
CARRY MY HEAVY FUCKING BAGS NIGGER

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>>22207722
Give me more.
MORE.

>> No.22207771
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>be me
>Down 45%
>SHLO up 45% today and 79% for the week
>literally sold it the afternoon before the first big jump

How to kill self without upsetting family and friends?

>> No.22207772

SQQQ EOD predictions?

>> No.22207774

fuck boomers and fuck their ponzi scheme.

>> No.22207781
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>>22207760
Inverse ETF

>> No.22207785
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Wherever it breaks out I'm following the direction.

>> No.22207786

This isn't gonna bottom today. Monday morning is gonna be a bloodbath.

>> No.22207793

>>22207722
Based Bobo dabbing on bullfags

>> No.22207797
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MUMU ITS FOR YOU

>> No.22207799

ANYONE KNOW WHY GNUS IS DOWN????

SHORTS???

>> No.22207808

Buying sqqq leaps

>> No.22207813
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>>22207772
$100 EoD. Get into SQQQ now or stay poor.

>> No.22207816

>>22207786
No Monday, wait for Tuesday

>> No.22207820

anyone else buying VXX calls just in case?

>> No.22207828

>Decided to double down on tech meme stocks since they were down 10% yesterday
>They're now down an additional 10%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22207834

I think I saved the nasdaq by buying that put.

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>>22207763
This, we're #ridinwithbiden.
Right, fellow comrades?

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Alright /smg/, remember to stay /fit/ while you're making gains. Go for a jog, get some sun, it will help you to think more clearly and make better trades.

For tonight, we celebrate.

>> No.22207840

>>22207786
Labor Day

>> No.22207854
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Softbank are financial terrorists

>> No.22207857
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When is the bottom bros?

>> No.22207858

Market crash day after Labor Dabor, get ready

>> No.22207861

>>22207834
Same.
Everyone who is glad that it stopped falling can thank me for buying puts at the bottom.

>> No.22207866

>>22207828
Time to triple down

>> No.22207873

>>22207837
What gains lmao you FUCKING CUNT I AM READ I AM TUMBLING DONW TUMBLING DOWN
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>> No.22207876

>softbank
war with japan when

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>>22207584


Come to Oil my Anonbros.

Everything already priced in here.

Take you profits to XOM & RDSB

We welcome you!

>> No.22207883

>>22207834
>>22207861
You bros are based for trying to take the fall, but i don't think even your luck can reverse this.

>> No.22207891

>>22207752
Which sma do you use. My chart goes 1 to 200. I get its just some non linear regression formula to track movement, I just don't get why you would choose 20, 50, or whatever.

>> No.22207895

>>22207840
I'm interested to see what happens over here in yurop while US and Canada markets are closed.

>> No.22207897

https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.08.25.265561v1.full-text

CoV shows evidence of permanent damage to heart muscle cells, including enucleation and destruction of the fibers.

>> No.22207901

When tripling down doesn't work, quadruple down

>> No.22207902

Thinking of selling everything and going all in wkhs and dphc and holding till contract then selling and all into spy.

>> No.22207905

What's more likely over the 3-day weekend? Good news or bad news?

>> No.22207908

>>22207880
somehow I don't think that guy has my best interest at heart

>> No.22207915

>>22207873
>He stayed all in in a bubble
If you are massively red today you are just greedy as fuck or new.

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I'm going to get two Nacho Supremes from Taco Bell, fap to loli hentai and then play some vidya.

I'll be back on Tuesday to buy cheapies and resume climbing THA LADDAH.

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>>22207876
Bro we're not advanced enough

>> No.22207932

>>22207820
What strike, anon?

>> No.22207933

>>22207915
Not massively but i have always been green so feels bad. Also kind of second one.

>> No.22207938
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aapl calls have never made a man poorer

>> No.22207943
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Imagine buying in yesterday.
You guys are fucking retards, I'll stick with my buying into my boomer stocks and making real gains.

Most of you are dumb as a twitch thots. honestly..

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>>22207768
BOBO CHADS CHADS WHERE WE AT?
>he ACTUALLY bought the dip
Oh no no no
HAHAHA

>> No.22207948

>>22207857
at -60% in a year top

>> No.22207960

>>22207880
>RDSB
Pointless without the divy.
>XOM
Trash also with poor cash flow. No one intelligent should be buying oil for next few years.

>> No.22207964

MY MONEY MY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!

>> No.22207966

BAC Still in the green

Wall street stronk

>> No.22207967

>>22207772
>>22207813
arent you guys just going to dump

>> No.22207972

>>22207883
I could sell the put if you want it to go back down

>> No.22207975

>>22207920
Paying for chips
Nigga dont get chips at taco bell.

>> No.22207978

>>22207829
wow i didn't know they split in march, april, may, june, july AND august...

>> No.22207981

>>22207793
Most of us bullfags actually have girlfriends or wives or one night stands unlike you incel bearfags.

>> No.22207982

>>22207883
You have no idea how bad my luck is

>> No.22207986

>>22207921
I haven’t seen that gif in years

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>>22207767
>Tesla Marines succumbing
It's over!

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>>22207835
Fuck yeah! I have my mail in vote RIGHT NOW and would DEFINITELY WRITE TRUMP ON IT if we just so happen to SUDDENLY get the money printer up and running. If only SOMEONE from the Whitehouse, perhaps the CHIEF himself, was reading THIS VERY THREAD right now, he could do something! Oh, what's that? I already started writing the "J" onto the page! Tick Tock!

>> No.22207997

Baby's first fall correction.

>> No.22207999
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I'm going to ride this rocket right into the sun

>> No.22208000
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Bought some SPXS. We should now be recovering.

>> No.22208003

>>22207921
>silver iPod mini
I wanna go back bros

>> No.22208011

>>22207760
Spy puts, qqq puts, sqqq calls all November/December

>> No.22208012

>>22207981
kek

>> No.22208014
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What the fuck was THAT?!

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>>22207986
Guess I ain't had a gf in years

>> No.22208021

>>22207772
I usually take my gains but today I’m holding all day SQQQ is gonna moon.

>> No.22208022

Anybody else in REITs here? I've been waiting months for this pump. Holy shit are they volatile too. I expect another dip but we might get one or two months of pumping.

>> No.22208033

Is today a good day to buy msft?

>> No.22208039
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>>22207990
>writing in a vote for Jerome
blessed
I also voted for Jerome

>> No.22208040

>>22207753
Alright frens a lot of you are voting high, I suspect it is the bagholders trying to pump their own bags. Any idea on how to do a poll where its not simply bagholders trying to pump the value of their shares? Otherwise let me see all those buy calls on Tesla and Apple for 500+ and $130+

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Rate my fucking buys. Remeber, cash is a position.

>> No.22208044

Protip: instead of buying the dip, sell puts. Get paid to buy the dip.

>> No.22208046

time for strangles I guess

>> No.22208047

>>22207897
Common cold does this

>> No.22208051

>>22207891
It says right there on the fucking chart.

>> No.22208061

>>22208014
No idea, but I nearly cried when I saw that happen

>> No.22208063

>>22207967
You literally can't dump SQQQ, that's not how it works. Literally everyone in this thread could sell SQQQ and it wouldn't do a thing to the price. It's literally just inverse TQQQ. There is no pumping or dumping, it just tracks NASDAQ and moves accordingly.

>> No.22208064

>>22207624
Comfy because you never gamble your whole stack

>> No.22208065
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>16x the ATR below the 1h EMA(200)

this is unironically the bottom

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>trump stars a bear run
>robinzoomers start killing themselves
THANK YOU MR. TRUMP

>> No.22208067

>>22208014
i also invested on NIO but with a long run in mind.

Got them at 18.5. They are not free falling as hard as the other 2 gigants

>> No.22208073

>>22208044
Sell low buy high

>> No.22208075

>>22207835
I am dilating right now.

>> No.22208084

>>22208014
meme lines, meme candles AND meme areas

>> No.22208087

Is rkt a buy yet lel

>> No.22208091

Why did I hold TQQQ, I shoulda took my gains

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>>22207672
Time to sell tesla, and put it all into SQQQ.

>> No.22208096

I hedged enough to cover a 30% loss for all of next week on my tqqq is this good enough bros

>> No.22208098

Who will save the market today, Trump or Jerome?

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tfw I bought the dip yesterday

>> No.22208100

>>22208067
Got in around that price too, waiting to buy more now but it's hard to say if it will dump even more

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>>22208073

>> No.22208110
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You did buy DPHC on the dip right?

>> No.22208112

>>22207650
I hope I get to be one of these dudes when I'm older. Might need to move to Turkey.

>> No.22208113

>>22208063
oh, Ill probably join in next week if its affordable can't do much now

>> No.22208115

I'm praying I lose my ass on my sqqq calls

>> No.22208117

>>22208084
I only lost $10 so far today. Meme that.

>> No.22208118

>>22208033
It will probably dip more, but we'll be back to 230 in a couple of months. That's my theory at least.

>> No.22208119

>>22207799
Obviously manipulation.....what kind of monster would short the next "Netflix for kids" ???

>> No.22208123

>>22208018
Fapping to 4gifs was the shit. I still can’t find the video of Stoya getting fucked in the ass.

>> No.22208125

>>22208087
unironically yes, residential real estate is one of the only things with fundamentals to support high PE ratios.
commercial real estate on the other hand....

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Guys, pulled back at 15% loss. Bad but not a disaster like some anons around here.

I will not touch this fucking thing unless the stock starts to crab for a couple of days or starts going green.

Man, what a wild first month into the trading world. Lots of lessons learned

>> No.22208147

>>22208022
I'm in NRZ averaged down to 10 a share.

>> No.22208156

>>22207997
yes

>> No.22208159

And just like that, QQQ never traded below 275 again.

>> No.22208165

>>22208100
I personally would like to see $15.50, but buying now wouldn't be a bad idea, imo.

>> No.22208169

DXY

>> No.22208171

Remember to sell, they just gave you a good position to get out. HODL's for TV and meme only.

>> No.22208172

>>22208139
thanks for the money loser

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>>22208139
>first month
Boys we're gonna keep plummeting, it was a pleasure serving with you all.

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I know crypto isnt meant to be discussed here but its dumping quite a lot with the stock market. This is exactly like March so far. How far down will stocks go? Back to those lows? or not as far this time?

>> No.22208180

Remember kids: Time in the market beats timing the market.
Just hold and continue to buy

>> No.22208183

>>22207752
Why would you use 9wk and 180wk? That's about two months and 3.5 years. Also, careful. The chart shows EMA but your text says SMA. I'm an EMA man, myself. It's less agressive with crossovers after a strong trend.

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>>22208139
> First month

They rug pulled u 15% and are heading out. Cannot believe how many ppl have got burnt by a simple bubble. Honestly Lmao.

>> No.22208193

>mfw dad sold everything on thursday

>> No.22208194

>>22207986
I remember over a decade ago people used to put this gif into their forum signatures. It's kinda iconic.

>> No.22208195

Its days like these I wish TVIX was still around

>> No.22208204
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>TRUMP IS DUE TO SPEAK AT 11:30 AM EST IN THE OVAL OFFICE
TRUMP WILL SAVE US

>> No.22208205
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22208205

What are the better buys of this dip?

>> No.22208208

LOAD THE FUCK UP ON QQQ CALLS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.22208222

Bulls got too cocky

>> No.22208236

if S&P adds Tesla to the S&P 500 I am literally market selling SPY. I will not own this meme faggot shit directly or indirectly. FUCK ZOOMERS.

>> No.22208246

>>22208208
nope

>> No.22208253

>>22208047
Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.22208263

>>22208205
DPHC

>> No.22208276

theres no way this thing is over

>> No.22208277

>>22207616
...is for faggots

>> No.22208283

>TSLA breaks $400
>AAPL down 10%
>SPY below 340
>QQQ below 280
Things are getting bad out there, good thing I've got my rocks!
>Gold 'only' down 2% this week

>> No.22208284

Market is gonna crash in time for elections, nobody wants to hold these top heavy bubble stocks


I sold everything 2 days ago and loaded up on sqqq calls, looking forward to doubling my net worth next week

>> No.22208289

>>22208276
It isn't, it's bait for boomer money that's sitting on the side line at the moment.

>> No.22208294
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>>22208204
>It's real
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
GET IN HERE! I KNEW HE WAS READING THIS THREAD!!!

>> No.22208299

>>22207932
i did $40 strike for 9/18 because it had the most volume. ill hang on to it until tuesday as a hedge and probably get rid of it tuesday if its a green day


mostly im just still bitter i missed out on the VXX moon of march where it made people rich as fuck it went from like 15 to 100 overnight there were guys who made $100,000 off like $500 worth of calls

>> No.22208313

this market is truly fucked if people are buying banks and intel to be a safe haven.

>> No.22208318

Why do people think executives holding shares is bullish? How do we know they also don't have a fuck ton of puts just waiting?

>> No.22208320

>>22208283
Boomer rocks will rise when this starts getting more hectic

>> No.22208322

>>22208065
I use 4x daily under vwma 200 myself. Not quite the bottom yet but getting there. Incidentally, my sell signal was yet again spot on (nobody listened though). To be fair it's my first time doing this live so I only put 1/3 of my money in vxx. Still up handsomely though.

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22208326

Heard someone opened leveraged qqq long, who was it?

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22208343

So sad seeing GM just struggle to stay green. Techbros you did this!!!

>> No.22208355

Banks/Institutional investors dumped on zoomers so they didn't have to cover their calls they wrote.

>> No.22208356

ORANGE BUFFON IS GOING TO TALK
>ORANGE BUFFON IS GOING TO TALK
ORANGE BUFFON IS GOING TO TALK
>ORANGE BUFFON IS GOING TO TALK
ORANGE BUFFON IS GOING TO TALK
>ORANGE BUFFON IS GOING TO TALK
ORANGE BUFFON IS GOING TO TALK
>ORANGE BUFFON IS GOING TO TALK
SELL SELL SELL
NOW!!!!!

>> No.22208358

>>22208208
October 2. 301 call? That's what I'm thinking

>> No.22208360

>>22207897
are there any stocks that benefit from permanent heart damage in the population?
TMDX?

>> No.22208363

>>22208204
He will probably just talk about the portland guy that /pol/ had executed.

>> No.22208367

>>22208139
i will never understand this
>i lost money a bunch of money
>i learned a lesson
>next time
>i lost money a little money using stops
>i learned a lesson
>next time
>i lost money again
i am on the same boat,when this will stop and we will finally earn?years?do you need books?can they really help if the market is just speculation this days?i will never get how "investing" works and i will keep losing money.any tips?

>> No.22208372

>>22207637
It’s the opposite of a dead cat, it’s standing up too fast and getting dizzy.

>> No.22208375

>>22207624
very, need more losses!

>> No.22208379

>>22207786
>person says some prediction as if he has any fucking clue
>doesn’t even know a major holiday is 3 days away
Fucking epic bro. It’s Friday today just so you know bud

>> No.22208383

>>22207767
IM FINANCIALLY RUINED BOUGHT AT 500$
FUCK NORMALS

>> No.22208387
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22208387

That explains why everything is down.

>> No.22208390

>>22208236
Even if they did, there probably isn't a high chance of announcing it before close today.

>> No.22208391

>>22208356
Actually bullish niggerfaggot
>Buffon

>> No.22208393
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everything is going to be daijoubu
stocks will go up again

>> No.22208395

If Softbank sells all their calls, does that mean we're gonna crash?

>> No.22208401

>>22208367
Just hold and wait i guess

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22208404

I'm bleeding, but I'm still overall 30% up since the beggining of the year so I'm just going to hold through the storm. I doubled down in March (hence my nice gains) but this time I think I'll stay put.

But what I truly want to see is screencaps of normalfags in despair.

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>> No.22208409

the literal SECOND I buy some QQQ it starts dumping again, really incredible stuff bog

>> No.22208414

there it goes

>> No.22208415

>>22208363
>portland
Nothing of value was lost.

>> No.22208419

>>22207720
Small ass portfolio don't sweat it, just wage slave for another 20 years.

>> No.22208420

>>22208367
just hold and don't panic sell lmao

unless you hold total shit, it will be fine

>> No.22208423

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>> No.22208427

>>22208063
How long until this is over? How long until SQQQ is back at $22?

>> No.22208439

>>22208159
>274
You were saying?

>> No.22208440

>>22208393
How do I profit off this senpai

>> No.22208442

>>22208387
Biden is literally a corporate shill, the market will be just as good as it was under trump as under biden

>> No.22208445

>>22208387
Biden better give me neetbucks to make up for all this red

>> No.22208446
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>>22208427
How does December 2021 sound?

>> No.22208448

SELL SELL SELL

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>>22208326
here

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22208452

you were supposed to be the chosen one DENN! I'm ruined!

>> No.22208454

OH GOD IM DOOMPING

>> No.22208455

>>22208180
Wise words anon. I held through 2008, the Covid-19 bullshit sell off and now this. It takes balls though

>> No.22208456

>>22207584
I told you idiots this 4 weeks ago. But but but muh falling dollar. I can't wait to piss in your donation can when I pass you begging in the streets. Who's laughing now. Hahahahahha

>> No.22208457

>>22208205
Thats a fuckin man

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22208464

we needed these two days. all zoomers/tiktok investors are fucking SHOOK

>> No.22208467

>>22207624

comfy in military stocks that i can hold through a crash knowing they won't fail and might pump on war news, comfy in a phase 2 biotech almost totally uncorrelated with the market and waiting on results, comfy in 25% cash. not very comfy 25% in index funds but i'll leave that alone.

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NO BOBO NO

>> No.22208472

>>22208387
How retarded do you have to be to think he had a chance?

>> No.22208481
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That 1.7 billion volume on nasdaq...... brehs......

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22208483

Who /sold/ this morning and is having a pretty okay day? Sometimes it feels better to avoid losses than it does to make gains. I'm back where I started in late May so I'm considering the last few months an educational experience; honestly I've gotten so much good advice on here and at one point was even up 22% [then got bogged after hours/pre-market] so I'm just amazed that 4chan has the potential to make me any amount of money at all.

Who's holding cash over the weekend and buying cheap leveraged shit next week for the next leg(s) up?

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22208490

Imagine buying this dip. YOu didn't learn in feb/early march. Just wait a bit more.

>> No.22208491

And just like that, QQQ never traded below 274 again.

>> No.22208493

The market moves like an ocean wave hitting the shore line, always testing the limits of how far it can rise on the shore before violently sinking back to the nether.

>> No.22208500
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22208500

my smg index of all the stocks this place has shilled me is red as fuck

>> No.22208501

Long term options will probably be dirt cheap tomorrow.
Might buy a vanilla SPY 3500 call for January or February.

>> No.22208503

any good video games to play while i wait for this shit to go back up again? not looking at the markets today. the markets will recover next week after the panic is over trying to get out before the 3 day weekend, leveraged ETF anons are probably fucked though but should be fine if you own good companies on the dip.

>> No.22208505

>>22208491
That number gets lower every time you post it.

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>3 days of clownmarket.jpg
thanks burgers

>> No.22208511

>>22208383
Bought at $420 because I thought Elon was just tanking it for the lols

>> No.22208512
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22208512

rug pull continues, tech in free fall! massive losses! nikkei remains unshaken safe heaven!! :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7s2PgeZCrk

>> No.22208515

>>22207657
Get rekt furry cunt

>> No.22208517

>>22208503
Play Dead By Daylight.

>> No.22208524

>>22208503
read a book

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>>22208452
Good.

>> No.22208533

>>22208483
I bought the SPY dip
tech is crashing and burning

>> No.22208537

>>22208505
It's a meme you dip.

>> No.22208540

>>22208503
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020. Just rip a bong and see what Madagascar looks like or some shit

>> No.22208543
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God damnit. Those good job numbers strengthened the dollar enough to sink my silver long. I'm out. 9% loss on the trade.

>> No.22208549

>>22208442
Biden wants to fuck small investors with gains tax
He pro institutions the dirty scumbag
Its a horrible trend for social democrats
Normans think they are voting against the rich but they are really voting against the middle class and for the rich

>> No.22208553

>>22208500
>No Magellan Midstream Partners
What do I not exist?

>> No.22208554

Bank of England doing more stimulus fire up the brrrrrr machine bongs

>> No.22208555

>>22208524
this
video games are for children or when you're drunk with friends

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>>22208189
Well, i dont wanna lose everything like some other faggs around here. I'll just wait and reinvest to recover the loses some day in the future

>>22208367
No matter how much you read, you'll never actually learn unless it happens to you. I read a SHIT TON of material before jumping to the stock bandwagon and didnt got hurt as bad imho.

At one point i was up 22% of my investment but the greed took over and well, here we are.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22208564

>>22208503
I should never have bought TQQQ, but here I am, holding the bags

>> No.22208567

>>22208549
The gains tax is for over a million lol.

>> No.22208570

>>22208503
learning some web based programming. I figure the only way I can ever make this money back is to scam people out of crypto

>> No.22208573
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22208573

>bought the big ass dip in march
>still way up

>> No.22208584

>>22207584
hope you guys bought the dip
i bought some aapl and tsla just now and will buy more at market close today

>> No.22208586

Also, attention leaf who keeps saying canada is open on Monday: that is incorrect. Canada also closed.

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>>22207897
Hope so.

Im so glad they let nigger riots and protesters do their thing
they could infect each other and get rid of that cancer.

Meanwhile I was watching anime and trading stonks at home.

>> No.22208594

>>22208570
That's the spirit senpai

>> No.22208595

Anyone else swinging SQQQ? Currently considering it

>> No.22208596

fuck

>> No.22208598

>>22208500
>smg index
Kek

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>>22208573

>> No.22208601
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how did he do it?

>> No.22208611

I'm knew here, just got a fidelity account.
I was wondering why people say they lost everything during a dip or drop and decide to sell to cut losses. How do you lose everything? Dont you still keep the stocks even if they drop extremely low. Unless someone bought during a huge abnormal peak, wouldn't it be best to hold on your stocks until after they rise back up again and "normalize" since you didn't really lose stocks permanently, just their value? It would be better than guaranteeing a loss since most things eventually start to rise again right?

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22208612

Mid morning recovery. Last chance to sell before we dump further for rest of the day.

>> No.22208620

>>22208481

does that say NIGGERS behind him

>> No.22208621

>Finally started investing.
>Throw $500 into market to start on RH.
>Throw $300 of it into some index funds to just hold onto. Plan to invest more into them so I can grow some nest eggs for my future.
>Spend the rest on random stuff that's cheap.
>EVerything going red.
Still only down $10. Not even mad. Wait a few days and I'll drop more money into my Indexes.

>> No.22208629

>>22208570
any suggestions? i started learning python recently myself.

>> No.22208630

>>22208595
>SQQQ

same

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22208638

>>22208567
Really?
Dunno about american politics
We have this cunt and he pushes horrible tax politics for private investors because he likes to have his money in a bank savings account
Calls himself social democrat but is pro banks

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>>22208601
He really said people should buy.

>> No.22208656

>>22208620
Baka gaijin, familiarize yourself with francis of the filth

>> No.22208661

I don't have any stocks, but could someone explain why apple, nvidia and AMD all crashed? Is it just the IT industry or a more global thing? What caused this?

>> No.22208662

>>22208611
They buy options which are time sensitive, or buy on margin and get liquidated

>> No.22208666

>>22208611
Bulls don't like the colour red.

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22208667

>this QQQ pump
fuck OFF

>> No.22208669

>>22208567
NGMI

>> No.22208672

>>22208549
>Biden wants to fuck small investors with gains tax

Literally stopped reading because you are an inept retard. Learn to get your facts straight, those gains are on over a million, truptards out in full force showing their retardation.

News flash, Trump is pro-institutions too (Even worse)

>> No.22208673

>bought the top on June 8th
>bought the top on Wednesday

sorry bros I think I've done this

>> No.22208678

>>22208611
Options or leverage. Lurk more.

>> No.22208691

R E C O V E R Y !
plz

>> No.22208696

>>22208595
I made a quick $400 from QQQ put and SQQQ calls this morning. good luck fren

>> No.22208698

>>22208638
>Taxes long-term capital gains and qualified dividends at the ordinary income tax rate of 39.6 percent on income above $1 million and eliminates step-up in basis for capital gains taxation.[2]

https://taxfoundation.org/joe-biden-tax-plan-2020/

Of course this is ignoring that it's an election and that politicians never go through with their original plans and that it really depends on congress/senate.

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YOU HAD A CHOICE

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>>22208464
Zoomers rn

>> No.22208724

>>22207624
Positions in boomer stocks and TQQQ. Sucks to lose money but they will all recover eventually. Put some spare cash into SQQQ just to stem the bleeding and collect a tidy little profit once we reach the bottom, which i will then use for cheapie boomer stocks.

Sucks looking at red every day but the sooner you realize that you havent lost anything until you cash out and that the only thing you are giving up by holding right now is opportunity cost in an uncertain meme economy that could just as easily fuck you as get you shelels, the better off you'll be.

>> No.22208725

EBANG
B
A
N
G
S

OH BABY WHEN
SHE MOVES
H
E

M
O
V
E
S

I GO CRAZY
CUZ SHE LOOKS LIKE A FLOWER
BUT STINGS LIKE A BEE
LIKE EVERY GIRL IN HISTORY

EBANG
B
A
N
G
S

IM WASTED BY THE WAY
SHE MOVES
H
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M
O
V
E
S

NO ONE EVER LOOKED SO FINE
IM REMINDED WOMEN
ONLY HAVE ONE THING ON THEIR MINDS

EBANG
B
A
N
G
S

>> No.22208726
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22208726

This isn't funny anymore... Shoulda woulda coulda cashed out and went puts

>> No.22208734

>>22208601
what are his current positions? anyone know? i feel like this guy doesn't have the willpower to hodl and will sell at a loss right? or does he do weekly options or some other gambling shit? i just want to know how much he's losing.

>> No.22208736

>>22208638
UnS gEhT Es sO gUT WiE nIE ZuVOr

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22208740

sold everything yesterday
ate the losss
glad i saved me ASS

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22208742

>tfw DB is the only thing green for me

based hedge

>> No.22208747

Idk I'm new but sold all tech and bought SQQQ like yesterday morning. Wish I'd been less greedy and actually locked in the decent gains I had but god it feels good to be a bear rn.

>> No.22208750

Boys you can thank me later for buying puts

>> No.22208751

How is stocktwits so retarded? Im convinced it's a psyop to make normies hold bags

>> No.22208752

>>22207921
This bitch is probably about 50 now

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Hope you closed your short positions bearfags. Just shaking off the dead weight, only up from here.

>> No.22208764

>>22208672
Mainstream parties are always pro institution

>> No.22208773

>>22207584
>lower unemployment caused the dip edition
Not even close. Have those numbers done anything to the market ever? No. The market has proven to be not only uncorrelated but sometimes inversely.

Inflation pushed money into the market. Money went to the safe bets, emphasized into the tech stocks for obvious reasons. The stock split was the last hurrah in the delusional run up to ridiculous valuations (TSLA/AAPL). They were leading the entire market. SP500 is pushed by only a handful of massive companies.

Fucking finally there is now pushback and the tech bull run is dying. Thus the market is flipping bearish.

Personally I predict (mostly hope) that now these new zoomer/millenial day traders are going to look for another place to gamble their money while the market has a much needed cool off. Gold? Highly doubtful. Crypto? We'll see.

>> No.22208780

>>22208383
>Bought at 500
I started doing this shit in April and have no idea what anyone is talking about on this board and I even know that's retarded.

>> No.22208787

Put all my money into RDSB

Am I fucked?

>> No.22208791

>>22208751
Since most tickers eventually go to zero the fate of most tickers is eventually to be like GNUS on stocktwits

>> No.22208802

Tech will be green in time for the Trump speech. You think he would go out there otherwise? lmao

>> No.22208810

>>22208656

i know who he is but what does the rest of it say

>> No.22208821
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This sucks, can`t even get a crash.

>> No.22208822

Despite losing money, I really do love the bear and bull memes. They’re so fucking good hahaha

>> No.22208824

>>22207624
Comfy because most of my money is in "safe" total market index funds and I just buy more every pay check. My brokerage fun money is 10% of my net worth and I don't stress the fluctuations in the fun money.

>> No.22208827

>it's another americans destroy the world's economy episode

>> No.22208829
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COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM, COME ON AND SLAM IF YOU WANT TO JAM

>> No.22208832

>>22208503
Crusader kings 3 find yourself a nice Anglo Saxon women

>> No.22208834

>>22208760
What is a bull trap

>> No.22208841

>>22208736
>Continues to have the lowest median networth of all first world countries by far like a boss

>> No.22208846

JUST FUCKING CRASH THIS IS SO GAY

>> No.22208850

>>22208787
Yeah. Why would you buy them of all oil companies let alone oil at all? They got rid of most of their divy.

>> No.22208854

>>22208752
She's Japanese so she'll still look better than any whitey

>> No.22208859

>>22208827
And they say we aren't a super power anymore, ha!

>> No.22208864

OH NO ITS REVERSING BOBOS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.22208871

Not sure what to do. Sold some calls I bought yesterday for a 2K profit. Nothing else really I want to Buy.

>> No.22208873

>>22208180
this is the ultimate boomer meme. unless they go to negative interest rates it's going to crash

>> No.22208879

>>22208864
This is the second leg up of the w shaped recover.

>> No.22208885

It seems like it's over but I hope it's not so I can buy more cheapies. 9k clearing by Tuesday.

>> No.22208891

I'm a master of losing money when it goes up and when it goes down

>> No.22208900

Just loaded up on 6k worth of puts on QD

>> No.22208910

Hope you guys like dips because you’re in one

>> No.22208915

>>22208864
Just midmorning bounce. It will continue to fall for rest of day with small bumps periodically.

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>> No.22208918

>>22208879
What happens after this then Baggie?

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>>22207613
If you are "buying the dip" today. You are bonkers. Tech is a massive bubble, the printers are now off, and Democrats want the market to crash more than anything. Now is the time to sell. Trumps speech will backfire. When work gets out, people will be panic selling. The markets will be down all weekend, and everyone will gossip about it. There will be another round of panic selling on Monday morning before everyone goes back to work.

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>You what? Want to sell? Fuckn faggot

>> No.22208930

And just like that the dollar dumps and all is well, can this meme currency just die already everyone would be better off

>> No.22208935

>>22208726
>Cashed out
Maybe
>Went puts
I hope not. Your risk would've been way higher than your reward. You're not psychic, and you shouldn't expect yourself to be.

>> No.22208947

Circuit breaker when. After lunch massacre?

>> No.22208948

>>22208850
I had a feeling
Though it might have been a bowel movement

>> No.22208955

>>22208923
>Tech is a massive bubble, the printers are now off, and Democrats want the market to crash more than anything
Oh boy, boomers thinking the politics is what matters LOL

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>>22208734
these were his holdings a few days ago, not sure of the quantity though

>> No.22208970

>>22208864
It looks exactly like yesterday.

>> No.22208976

>>22208390
I Know, I don't fucking care, FUCK TESLA and FUCK ELON and FUCK ZOOMERS

>> No.22208979

>>22208356
>buffon
Seems like you are the buffoon.

>> No.22208984

>>22208978
>>22208978
>>22208978
>>22208978
>>22208978
>>22208978

>> No.22208989

It's okay boys, don't worry about the crash until I let go of these puts

>> No.22208998

>>22208503
Leveraged ETFs don't get fucked because of a 10% dip in their underlying index, anon. They get fucked when they are in commodities or a market that doesn't have enough green days to offset the red.

>> No.22209006

>>22208967
without knowing the quantity it's pointless.

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>Whole world is bleeding out
>WKHS is green
Feels good to be a horsechad

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>>22208698
Sup grim, my SPY calls are fuk. Cut losses this morning and sold, putting me out -$320 across the board (Not mentioning unrealized gains lost lol). I don’t imagine a +$20 SPY recovery in under a month from now to have recouped losses on my options (assuming it doesn’t drop further). Hope you’re fairing better. If things stabilize next week I’ll be going all in on spy calls again heheh.

>> No.22209140

>>22208955
Politics was only 1 of the 3 points you quoted, and it does matter. It's not the only thing that matters, but it does matter.

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>>22209085
Madman. I'm doing alright! Only down 1.6% today. I'm probably just going to let these guys run their course. I'm very surprised we have another red day. Maybe some good news will come out over the three day weekend.

>> No.22209213

Can I get a knife check? I just bout 400 shares of AAPL. Am I gonna be ok?

>> No.22209257

>Be me.
>leave the market in june with small loss
>Wait in cash, lets wsit for the crash to buy.
>Miss two month of gains
>Jump back in two weeks ago.
>Go all in on TSLA and AAPL and go up before the split.
>dont sell on monday.
> dont sell
>So much red.
But you know, Never bet agaist America, against Trump or the Fed. This is nothing. Be patient. Fear is not for you.

>> No.22209304

>>22208661
weeks-long tech rally, overvalued stocks. anticipation of a post-labor day weekend correction -> ppl selling, cashing out yesterday

>> No.22209327

>>22207621
Holy fuck those results show how retarded this place is

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>shorted the bottom once again

>> No.22209404

holy mother of bottoms

>> No.22209408

>>22208180
Yeah I'm going to keep on dumping into indexes. This shit is too crazy - when nigs I know at the bar are telling me to buy tesla I know something is fucked up

>> No.22209426

looks like market didnt like the $118 AAPl price line here we dip again

>> No.22209466

>deposit $2000 into my trading account
>dip ends immediately
Well fuck

>> No.22209500

>>22208094
yeah, buy the top faggot. your last chance to load up on SQQQ was two days ago.

>> No.22209503

>>22208873
Yeah, yeah.
Just how Covid was going to be the next black plague, how every riot is going to start a civil war in the US, how every minor conflict in bumfuck nowhere is going to start WW3.
You hope for an end to the world, but in reality, it's never coming.

>> No.22209507

SQQQ bros, TECS bros, where you at?

>> No.22209515

I bought the bottom. AMA

>> No.22209517

>>22208500
>SMG index
Lmao

>> No.22209642

>>22209515

is it going to drop more on teusday

>> No.22209659

>>22208011
Numerals?

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>>22209061